View Full Version : Who is gonna be the Suprise Package in Premiership 2003/04
Last season it was my boys, Everton.
I think Charlton & Birmingahm will do well next season.
RETOUR!!!!, Craiiig David here wolves will do well next season, simply because they are proper minted. And they have Kenny Miller, i like Kenny Miller, he's got a fat head. Our Kez likes that George Ndah for diffrent reaons he's a right dirty bastard i tell thee.
Even though your a kopite i can't help but laugh at your posts, well in lad!
You're right, Mr David is a real character.
[See, I told you it would be cooler with the right name!]
Craiiig, since you know him, does Michael say "Jamon" or "Shamon"?
I like the way Craiiig's exclamation marks lose themselves and turn into 1s.
Surprise package? Hmmm.... Liverpool! They might do something... nah they'll be bollox! Bolton is my bet.
Bit of a wild one eh, Bolton. But then again the same could be said for Everton last year. You never know what can happen in the Premiership.
Are Bolton still OK with Okocha since he said he wanted to play for Man United?
I think he is crucial for Bolton to have success.
I think Villa could be a contender for surprise package, especially since they got a soon to be England no.1 for £3m and O'Leary.
Now he needs a few youth team players to call his "boibies" :D
Watch them fly!
Didn't know that about JJ! But big Sam apparently is lining up a few tasty players and Campo did well for them last season (they beat Man U and drew with Arse).
Villa will do better than last year (can't do worse unless they get relegated!) but Robinson is no longer going there. The move has fallen thru. O'Leary may be good for them but they need to ditch Doug Ellis somehow.
RETOUR Craiiig David here i asked Micheal Jackson for ya this is what he said, "Shamon, Motherfucker i'm here with my spoon bending motherfucking machine Uri Geller, aoohh!!! Me Uri and Marthay are getting ready for some more Motherfucking placenta paintballing. Elton John is here as welll aoooh' i would love to beat that tiara wearing motherfucker, shamon, heeeeee!!!!
When Elton heard the word love this is what he has to say, LOVE!!!!!! I'll bum fat boys, skinny boys, midgets and sheep and peole that have there legs where there arms should be and there arms where the legs should be, i'll bum you as well!! It put Kez right of her food that Johns a right gay bastard i tell thee!!!!!!
I just read about Robinson - where will he go??
Prob stay at Leeds or go to Liverpool/Arsenal.
Retour!!!! Craiiig David here that Robinson is PROPER BO he said the only place he will go is the scum of the earth the fucking mancs!!! The bastards want rid of Barthez as he is Proper shite as i am sure many mancs will agree with me, they also have the money and look set to STOP talks with that Tim "tourettes" Howard on account of him calling Ferguson a red faced vaccumm cleaner!!!!
If we can just shove out the baldies (Bastard and Veron) we'll be alright.
This is a picture from my new site it's proper bo i tell thee!!!11
Love the site lad, but the downloads don't work. :(
WOLVES all the way!!!!!
They r the greatest!!!
I agree i think Wolves will do really well next season. I like Wolves i was chuffed when they got promoted. But just wait till Wayne Rooney is unleashed on them!!!
I am working on the downloads still at the moment. So instead here's a day in the life of me Craiiig David!!! it's proper bo!!!!111
RETOUR craiiig David here, today was like any other day i woke up and i'd piss meseleve i'd also shat myself, bastard. After i quick change and emptying me piss packet i went down stair to have some KELLOG'S CORNFLAKES and some SCRAMBLED EGG it was proper bo. Today was going to be fandabbytastic. I was going to watch WIDNES VIKINGS against LEEDS RHINOS in rugby league, what could be better than seeing grown men beat the shit out of each other, WHAT!!! NO KEZ IT WON'T BE LIKE ONE OF ELTON JOHN'S PARTIES you little monkey bitch, he's a right dirty bastard i tell thee!!!!! So i got in me AUDI TT and cruised down the M 62. I would bloody hungry, i went up to the bar and said, CRAIIIG DAVID WOULD LIKE A PINT OF LARGER!!! and some PORK SCRATCHING!! After i had that i went to be PRIVATE BOX!! because i'm a UK GARAGE SENSATION!! It even had i T.V in i flicked in on it had a preview of that new Charlie's Angels film full throttle, i'd love to give them a full throttle if ya know what i mean especially that Drew Barrymore, proper bo!!!! WHAT!!! NO KEZ THAT'S MICHEAL BARRYMORE and don't be a gossip, bo selecta!!! Bugger it's half time and were lossing, i had to lock our KEZ in the Fridge she got a bit to excited when the crowd starting singing, Get into them!!!
We lost, BASTARDS, oh well always next time, oh shit i need a piss i'll have to go.
BO SELECTA !!!!!!!!!!!1111
I think Villa is going to surprise with O'Leary on charge.
Porthsmouth will also be a shocker!
L . F . C
Liverpool if they get rid of that fat fookin donkey
By that i hope u mean Heskey. He's a right little bastard i tell thee!!!! Do u think Steve Finnan is any good?
I think Heskey will be the surprise piss packet next season!
:D :D:D As long as it is'nt for Liverpool, i hate Heskey he looks like a dyslexic squirrell.
L . F . C
If they play diouf, baros or E'eto if they sighn him
L . F . C
heskey is totally toss wank fuckin everything he just pisses me off. errr ha8 im
Diouf is a load of shit, i knew he wouldn't have what it takes for the premiership. Baros isn't that bad, if he started more he could be an excting player.
Apparently Michael Owen is meant to be reallly good but he's stuck playing for some underachieving, mediocre one-dimensional team. What r they called again? Lungpuddle? Liver...? Oh yeah! They're called dogs**t!!! rofl!
It makes me laugh so much to hear all the Red Shite in work saying that they are gonna win the league now that they've got HK. What a load of shit, the murdering bastards said that last year when they bought 2 bags of shit from Senegal (i don't mean that in a racist way) and what happened when they got to the top of the league, the bottled it and fucked up!
Y'see at least u know ur team is crap!!! lol!!! Actually, I do rate Salif Diao but Diouf is mercilessly rubbish!
What the hell are you on about i'm a blue nose.
Exactly, Liverpool r always bragging about how they will win the league this season and they don't. The Toffees never say that because they know how rubbish they r ;-)
It was actually a shame that u guys missed out on Europe. Would have liked to have seen Roonaldo in European compos.
Aye it would've been nice, but i guess its kind of a blessing in disguise as we haven't signed anyone yet and what good would our squad have done if we had got in to Europe.
Given Rooney some more experience?
They would probably bring him on for the last ten minutes of both legs; the first leg Everyon would be winning so Rooney would be too relaxed and the second leg they would be losing so he'd be under too much pressure as their only hope.
Without a doubt it will be NEWCASTLE they are back as the ENTERTAINERS and they will push all the way for thw title and i think they will in it. If not the FA cup will be theirs come on SIR BOBBY!!
Not sure about the "without a doubt" part there.
Maybe the cup if you are lucky and avoid arsenal.
arsenal are'nt going to be as big a threat as they were last season they have no keeper that is premiership class. If they dont buy any new players either i think a couple of their stars might leave, i also think that Chelsea wont do that good even though they have all this money
Newcastle are always a dark horse?
A black and white pony?
leicester might win the league
The fair play league?
Originally posted by Zygalski
A black and white pony?
That's called a zebra
A dark zebra would be a horse
i think chelsea will have a better chance of winning now, if they use their millions to bring in some quality players that is. Johnson? 6 million?
Southampton are going to surprise this season with former Oldham Athletic star, Fitz Hall. Good luck Fitz.
Manchester City are lookin good for the upcoming season. Shrewd Signings, no real depatures, I'd fancy them for top 8 at least and a cup run.
I have to say that MC have signed quite well. Normally ol Keegan buys 50 strikers... but he's been quite sensible for a change!
im a city fan but i still think we will finish mid table theres too many first div players at city (horlock, dunne, tiatto, too name a few )we need a couple of defenders and a world class midfielder like beckham :p lol....
heskey should be sold for liverpool to leicester. he was shit their that fat donkey.
The surprise package will be a decent burger from Highbury?
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