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SubCrawler
26-05-2004, 13:14
What a pile of mince!!

Zero plot. Forgetable acting, two dimensional characters, but great butt shot from Kate Beckingsale.

Hugh and Kate look embarrassed through out the film.

The only character with any sort of depth was Frankie's Monster, and he did the right thing by sailing off into the sunset at the end.

And the END!!!! I laughed out loud.

And there are plans for a sequel!

Give me a fucking break!

This film gets a Subby 2 outa 10.

Zygalski
26-05-2004, 13:31
If you're going to give away the end of a movie, let's have a bit of
***spoiler***
text please.

NoNaKoS
04-06-2004, 23:25
The movie is not something special...The only thing that worths is its special effects.I've heard the worst critics...