Has anyone here seen Airplane?

[ChelseaDave]

This film is hilarious!!
the pilot is damn funny
"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
"Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"

and the two black guys crack me up so much, especially with the subtitles! :D


"Surely you cant be serious"
"I am serious. And dont call me Shirley"

This film has to be the funniest film ever! anyone agree?

[Flipper the Priest]

It's up there with the best.

The "I have a drinking problem" bit is priceless.

[Papa Lazarou]

Yeah Man That is one of my Favourite Films. I love the bit where the woman is playing guitar and she keeps knocking that sick girls drip out. And that crazy air traffic control guy u know
"What can you make of this?"
"Well i can make a hat a flower or a pretty bird"

All i can say is "it looks like i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!"

[Gary G]

I agree that Airplane is the funniest film ever,

"Captain, how soon can you land?"

"I can't tell."

"You can tell me, I'm a doctor.

"No, I mean, I'm just not sure."

"Well, can't you take a guess?"

"Well, not for another two hours."

"You can't take a guess "for another two hours"?"

"No, no, no, I mean we can't land for another two hours"


"Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?"

[Zygalski]

Classic and very funny movie. I remember falling off the sofa while laughing so much!

Those press people who asked the head airport guy if they could take a picture, then went and took down the pictures/paintings off his wall.

"Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?" :D

[Lami]

hilarious movie!! plus i think jackass made me laugh too, i know its diff tho. airplane, very funny !