Pesinsight Euro 2004 Caption Tournament

[ashmufc]

I am making this tournament, to intervene with the Euroo 2004. Every few days, I send in a picture taken during Euro 2004, and all you witty guys should make a caption about it.

RULES:

1) I will post a picture every round, and you must devise a comedy caption for that picture
2) You then submit that caption in this thread for the competition
3) When submitting your caption, you must copy the image and paste that at the top of your post, and then underneath it put your caption IN BOLD. This is for my benefit and if im not in a good mood when im marking ill ignore any entries not fitting this format.
4) The funniest one wins. So GO ON !!!!

Picture 1
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40265000/jpg/_40265659_greecegoal245.jpg

[wr50l]

If it's for your benefit then why should we do it??

[wr50l]

To break your rules, for a laugh, I'm not going to put my caption in bold. Will you ban me from the tournament. :( :rolleyes:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40265000/jpg/_40265659_greecegoal245.jpg

Someday you'll have a hairy chest ashmufc.

[nath_scfc]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40265000/jpg/_40265659_greecegoal245.jpg
GARY NEVILLES MOUSTACHE THICKENING CREAM WORKS ON CHESTS TOO!!!

[o0oGedo0o]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40265000/jpg/_40265659_greecegoal245.jpg
Stand still everyone, maybe you will step on my other nipple, anyone seen my nipple??

[Lami]

copy paste? not sure how, i'll attach it thats all i know

[t1000v2.0]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40265000/jpg/_40265659_greecegoal245.jpg

Is it just me, or is it bloody hot today??

[hitmanuk2k]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40265000/jpg/_40265659_greecegoal245.jpg
Oooh Look! If I do this I can hide the fact that I play for Greece

[gollan]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40265000/jpg/_40265659_greecegoal245.jpg
OH NO! IT'S THE ALIEN IN MY TUMMY!

[o0oGedo0o]

will there be a poll so people would choose the funniest, or will you make the calls?? i think: give power to the people ash

[LiamK]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40265000/jpg/_40265659_greecegoal245.jpg

Shit. I bet my Shirt on an England win in the 90th minute

[Lami]

loool.... if he only bet on france!!

[Zygalski]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40265000/jpg/_40265659_greecegoal245.jpg
"Haha, take that Giggsy. I'm much hairier than YOU! Oh wait, No I'm not!"

[bish1]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40265000/jpg/_40265659_greecegoal245.jpg

and so my naked crusade begins

[Lami]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40265000/jpg/_40265659_greecegoal245.jpg
OMG!!! I'M A MAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!! :eek:

[wr50l]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40265000/jpg/_40265659_greecegoal245.jpg
Look, no tan lines!

[-=[101st]=-]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40265000/jpg/_40265659_greecegoal245.jpg
OMG!! can you believe I'm greek?? i can't! If i pull my shirt up maybe I can pretend I am playing for another country

[jamez]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40265000/jpg/_40265659_greecegoal245.jpg

Karagounis shrieks in horror as a nipple hair is caught in his shirt, mid-celebration.

[LiamK]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40265000/jpg/_40265659_greecegoal245.jpg

Next on ITV: Liposuction from Hell

[Fisherman]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40265000/jpg/_40265659_greecegoal245.jpg
Oh my God, Im on TV!!!!

[-=[101st]=-]

so when does the winner (ME :D) get announced??

[ashmufc]

Well im not sure who to choose as the winner. Let me see if anybody posts in who did not enter tell me which one they liked. But remeber, everybody is a winner. LOL

[nath_scfc]

Well im not sure who to choose as the winner. Let me see if anybody posts in who did not enter tell me which one they liked. But remeber, everybody is a winner. LOL
doesn't look like thats going to happen so whens the next pic coming and when are the results coming?

[Nifty1Pound50]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40265000/jpg/_40265659_greecegoal245.jpg

This Year's Entry for Shittest Caption Competition Picture

[ashmufc]

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9527/_40280865_newrc270.jpg

Ok, this is the new one, and BTW the winner of the last one was Nifty.

[sbfootie]

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9527/_40280865_newrc270.jpg

WAT THE HELL DOES THAT RED BIT OF PAPER MEAN?

[Cristiano!]

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9527/_40280865_newrc270.jpg

"Perhaps if I pretend my hands are stuck to my head the ref' won't send me off."

[ChelseaDave]

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9527/_40280865_newrc270.jpg
"Am i doing the Macarena properly?"


ill get my coat :o

[Fisherman]

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9527/_40280865_newrc270.jpg

Can't send me off with hair this beaaaaaaaaaautiful

[wr50l]

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9527/_40280865_newrc270.jpg

Ref, you've got dandruff!"

[Fab]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40265000/jpg/_40265659_greecegoal245.jpg

and so my naked crusade begins

LMAO :D

[Fab]

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9527/_40280865_newrc270.jpg
He better not be pulling faces behind my back

[o0oGedo0o]

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9527/_40280865_newrc270.jpg
you can give me red cards, you can even give them penalties but NEVER SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE HAIR
by the way who was the winner of the last one??

[nath_scfc]

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9527/_40280865_newrc270.jpg
NOT ONLY DID ANDREI GET A RED CARD, RUSSIA'S ANSWER TO DALE WINTON PUNISHED HIM FOR MAKING SUCH A FOOLISH MISTAKE AS LEAVING HIS HANDS ON HIS HEAD WHILE DALE 2 WAS ABOUT!!!

[sam erasa]

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9527/_40280865_newrc270.jpg

OH NO THE WIFE IS GONNA KILL ME!

[BazHilder]

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9527/_40280865_newrc270.jpg

SHOCK AS THE KEEPER REALISES HE LEFT THE OVEN ON...AGAIN