Big Brother!

[45sutchdp]

Anyone been watching Big Brother!

I know it isn't football or Pro but still, it's a talking point!

My favourite is vick the slick and i hate marco he is so f*****g annoying with his big gay voice!

[The Jodis]

Two points in response to this post:

1: This should be in the Off Topic section, not the PES editing section!

2: Big Brother, IMHO, is one of the worst things to have been conceived in the last few years.

"Its people sitting in a house, watching people sitting in a house!"

Watch Kingdom Hospital instead!

[45sutchdp]

Two points in response to this post:

1: This should be in the Off Topic section, not the PES editing section!

2: Big Brother, IMHO, is one of the worst things to have been conceived in the last few years.

"Its people sitting in a house, watching people sitting in a house!"

Watch Kingdom Hospital instead!

I put it in here to cause a talking point and rupture, and it seems to have worked!

What is kingdom hospital anyway?

[GE]

theres already a big brother thread,

[The Jodis]

I put it in here to cause a talking point and rupture, and it seems to have worked!

What is kingdom hospital anyway?

I'm sure that it would have still been a talking point in the correct forum. I'm not angry, its just a bit of friendly advice. Admins tend to get narked about things like this, but with good reason.


Kingdom Hospital is Stephen King's latest TV work. It's an adaptation of Lars von Trier's "The Kingdom".

"Kingdom Hospital is a frightening and shocking tale of a hospital built over the site of a great fire that killed many children over 100 years ago.

The curse and the past disaster now haunts the present establishment. In these shiny new surroundings of today, old secrets have begun to surface as doctors who have put their faith in science and technology are dismissing the unexplained mysteries and unseen powers they probably shouldn't ignore."

It's not scary or gory like King's previous outings, but it is freaky and need a lot of thought. If you watch it the first time, it will do your head in! Thats what so good about it. Mind you, it not like Donny Darko where it doesn't matter how many times you watch it, you'll never be able to figure it out. After a few views of Kingdom, you'll get the jist of whats going on.

It deffinatly one of the few decent shows on TV at the moment. Its on BBC2 Sundays at 10pm, with the next episode on BBC3 afterwards.

BBC's Kingdom Hospital Site (http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/kingdomhospital/index.shtml)

Official Kingdom Hospital Site (http://kingdomhospitalofmaine.com/)

[hitmanuk2k]

Moved! God this was the most ridiculously placed thread i've ever seen. What on earth does Big Brother have to do with General PES/WE Editing?!

[Definitely Maybe]

Like Jodis said, Big Brother is one of the worst programmes on the box.

[BazHilder]

I just saw some of it, they got nadia (the woman who used to be a bloke but her housemates don't know) to do a magic trick where she had to make 2 balls disappear from down her pants! classic.

[mutu]

While half watching the England game again (It was on BBC and ITV about 15 minutes behind at the same time so I kept rewatching the goals) I was watching BB live im afraid to admit

It was dead funny though, they were making a plaster frankenstein, taking the piss out of ahmed, making nadia feel uncomfortable, and all together was quite funny - and trust me all those that dont like BB, it's three times as good late night when smashed and buzzing :D

[razor]

LOLZ! check this out - http://bbseddiki.com

[GE]

LOLZ! check this out - http://bbseddiki.com
Whats all that about ?, i dont get it lol, i turned it off after about 20 seconds.

[razor]

its becki's official site. she s really a singer and she sucks.

[50!]

WE CAN ALL SLEEP AGEN THE GAY BOY MARCO HAS LEFT THE HOUSE AND WE WILL NEVA HAV 2 LISTEN TO HIS HEAVY ANNOYING SEAL NOISES.
hoooorrrraaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy

[mutu]

Who saw him slide tackle his mum after he got evicted :D

Absolute classic television, one of the TV moments of the decade surely ;)

[crazy_legs]

lol, i saw that they completly wiped each other out!!

Next week i think becky and nadia will be up for eviction, what do you guys think?

[BazHilder]

Who saw him slide tackle his mum after he got evicted :D

Absolute classic television, one of the TV moments of the decade surely ;)

Yeah that was totally brilliant, what a twat. I'm so glad he's gone.

I think it's gonna be Becki and Ahmed next week.

[mutu]

Becki next week I reckon and even though Ahmed asked to be evicted and went nuts (:D - again classic) I think it'll be Nadia again

[crazy_legs]

yeah i love ahmed tantrums. He makes such a twat of himself and he like 44 years old!!

[50!]

who do ppl want 2 win? I dont particulary like any of them. I used 2 like Jason but now hes all grumpy and moany.

[Ryder Style]

i like victor hes funny

[BazHilder]

I think it's gonna be Becki and Ahmed next week.

Spot on, I thank you!

Hopefully Becki will go cos she's not particularly interesting and Ahmed does provide some entertainment.

[Zinedine Zidane]

i hope becki goes and either jason victor or ahmed 2 win

[jag87]

Becki is just a big breasted toe sucker! Get her out now!

[Ryder Style]

becki needs a good wash!

ahmed is good cos he goes crazy now and then

[Lord Shrimpeh]

I like Jason and Victor cos they're scheming and plotting is funny. I don't like Stewart cos he is just sitting on the fence and will probably win cos of all the old ladies who vote and like "nice" people.

[Ryder Style]

jason and victor are gr8 4 big brother

[Rangers_FC]

If Jason and Victor go it will be so boring. Who wants to see Michelle and Stewart kissing and nadia's t*ts wats the fun in that ? Michelle is well doin it 4 the camera's and can we see something else than her big ones hanging out all the time.

[crazy_legs]

i want Nadia to win, s/he makes me laugh. I think the silent protest they are doing is hilarious. As that is going to decrease the viewer ratings loads!!!

[Rangers_FC]

This weeks task is so funny....
If they pass Shell,Dan,Victor,Ahmed,Stuart and Nadia are up 4 eviction
If they fail Jason and Michelle are up 4 eviction

I think outta the txo its gona be Jason or Ahmed goin depnding on the task result.

[Original?]

Victor has but one problem... he's a bloody imbecile!!

Jason is a stupid, arrogant tosser, and is in a permanent mood.

Nadia is ok but has an annoying laugh, and a jaw that looks like mount everest.

Stu and Michelle are a little boring, though they are both nice enough.

Shelle is ok but a little strange.

Dan is alright and is amusing when he tells Jason what he thinks of him.

Ahmed's certifiably insane and that tooth really annoys me.

And Rangers_FC you are against them showing tits on BB? :confused:

[jMz]

Victor has but one problem... he's a bloody imbecile!!

Jason is a stupid, arrogant tosser, and is in a permanent mood.

Nadia is ok but has an annoying laugh, and a jaw that looks like mount everest.

Stu and Michelle are a little boring, though they are both nice enough.

Shelle is ok but a little strange.

Dan is alright and is amusing when he tells Jason what he thinks of him.

Ahmed's certifiably insane and that tooth really annoys me.

And Rangers_FC you are against them showing tits on BB? :confused:
I think he's against man boobs. You know Nadia is a man right?

[jMz]

I think Ahmed is the best. He is crazy. And that's what I want to see. You can see him flipping out and going at someone with a spade. I reckon he's gonna get Dan.

[Rangers_FC]

Yeah i dont mind Shell's or Michelles's tits but when they show fake man boobs its pure manky and theyer lickin jam off em an shit. Ahmed is the best! His tantrum's are so funny and we should keep him in so he goes even more bonkers than he already is.

[svendust]

!!

Jason is a stupid, arrogant tosser, and is in a permanent mood.



i agree, cant see how ne1 cud like him, all he does is pose and shave and do his hair and....yawn, im falling asleep just talking about it, yeah he was alright when he was arguin but hes stopped and hes sed himself hes not gonna bother arguing ne more so hes pretty pointless.

Dan to win hes hilarious, hes like the new dale winton but funnier :D

[razor]

i dont understand why everyone hates the jungle cats. they basically represent men. the only reason the public hates them is cause most of the people who watch BB are girls. And they like the gay group set up by marco and nadia. who are both gay. nadia couldnt come to terms with it so she had a sex change she isnt really a woman shes just gay.

[BazHilder]

I quite like victor and jason. i have no problem with anyone being gay or something but i just prefer interesting people.

[50!]

Jason and Victor and Ahmed rock. They play it like a game the other's are just nice/gat and are no fun 2 watch,

P.S hope there is 6 ppl up for eviction this week!!!!
Nadia 2 go shes too loud

[Paul B]

Ahmed is a silly beggar. Get him out, the fusspot.

Not doing the task because of a cold was quite laughable.

Dan is my fave at the moment.

I should think that if they pass the task, and the privates go up for eviction, Ahmed will go.

If they fail, then it'll be Jason without question.

[Original?]

If Jason and Victor go it will be so boring. Who wants to see Michelle and Stewart kissing and nadia's t*ts wats the fun in that ? Michelle is well doin it 4 the camera's and can we see something else than her big ones hanging out all the time.

That would read that you don't like Michelle's tits which are quite nice, but yes Nadia should remain fully clothed at all times.

I hope Ahmed goes because he is a pathetic little worm, let's all get a violin out and play a sad tune for Ahmed and his cold. Get on with it!! He's just a lazy twat that cannot accept when he is in the wrong and has serious issues about taking orders from a woman. :rolleyes:

[50!]

They passed the task which means Victor, Stuart, Shell, Nadia,Dan and Ahmed are all up. They wer well pissed off that they worked so hard just to be up 4 eviction.

Want Nadia to go
Ahmed probably will go.

[razor]

They passed the task which means Victor, Stuart, Shell, Nadia,Dan and Ahmed are all up. They wer well pissed off that they worked so hard just to be up 4 eviction.

Want Nadia to go
Ahmed probably will go.


i dont think everyone wanted to know that yet.


anyway, if either victor or ahmedd go i might lose interest in the show. i hate the others sooooooooo much. get the fucking woman/man out of there.



it would be cool if ahmed really irritated michelle and threatened her and stuart and ahmed had a fight.

[Scarface]

i dont think everyone wanted to know that yet.


anyway, if either victor or ahmedd go i might lose interest in the show. i hate the others sooooooooo much. get the fucking woman/man out of there.



it would be cool if ahmed really irritated michelle and threatened her and stuart and ahmed had a fight.

lol yeh esp if they r physically violent,cos then theyd both b chucked out and unless more new ppl join :rolleyes: the show wud b ova quicker :D

[BazHilder]

Ahmed's just being a wanker now, it's not funny anymore he'll be out on friday i expect. I can't stand nadia though she's so stupid with the shittest comebacks in history, i'd much rather she was evicted.

[Paul B]

I can't stand nadia though she's so stupid with the shittest comebacks in history, i'd much rather she was evicted.
"yeah...whatever...blah blah blah...." ;)

She's seriously buggered when without cigarettes.

As for Ahmed, I don't think there's much hope for him staying now. He's sick for god sake, get him out to the hospital :rolleyes:

I like the way Michelle chose to start having a go at Ahmed, with no top on. :D

[Zinedine Zidane]

hope nadia goes i hate her laugh
i think victor or ahmed might go but i dont want them 2 go

[Original?]

I like the way Michelle chose to start having a go at Ahmed, with no top on. :D

Good call if you ask me ;)

[South Dorset Blue]

someone fly a banner over the house saying nadia is a bloke,just so jason can spark her out,can not understand a word she says when she/he is up set!


DITCH THE PORTUGEEZER

[Lord Shrimpeh]

I like Ahmed cos he's crazy and Victor and Jason. The rest of them are just boring "nice" people (Stuart - anyone actually heard him say more than a sentence?) or irritating (Nadia - "Yar"). I hope Nadia goes.

Lol at "portugeezer", nice one :)

[PheonoM]

that banner thing would be awsome

[Zinedine Zidane]

i hope nadia goes out next

[Cristiano!]

Glad Victor stayed in - he has more to offer. Shame about Ahmed, why didnt the public vote out a boring person like Shell.

[thebeast2020]

cos shells great to look at ;)

[BazHilder]

Interesting theory...

Doesn't explain how the horribly dull and not much to look at Cameron won last year though.

[razor]

stuart will win cause he is shit and no-one will nominatte him. he tries to be everyones friend. hoe can ppl hate victor more than him when victor has actually done something worth watching.

[50!]

After Jason goes this week which is 85% gonna happen it will turn into last year. Victor will not moan coz there's no-one to moan with, Dan wion't complain and keep telling Jason his manners and Nadia wont be able to scream at anyone when she dosen't get fags. I really hope Stuart and Nadia both go up so at least one stupid person has left.

[cheryl]

I really cant stand the way Victor and Jason go on. They are pathetic and it doesnt matter how much they plan who is going to vote for who they just aint gona win.

[Maca]

Big Bro has sucked crack since the 'big bust up' which was proberly staged

[50!]

So it's Dan, Jason Victor and Nadia all up for eviction this week. Jason is a dead certain to leave but i want Nadia to leave.
Also Shell and Victor are getting Married. Michelle wanteed to do it but Stuart said no. And im not sure but i think they did something last nite under the covers.

[hitmanuk2k]

victor is clearly the only one really worthy of being in there since no one else does anything. he actually tries to stay in the house, which is much more entertaining to watch than nadia's cackle or stuart/jason excercising or shell running around naked and being polite or michelle bossing stu about... and as for dan, ive been more entertained by my sister.

[thebeast2020]

and as for dan, ive been more entertained by my sister.


:confused: :eek: :eek:

[Singh]

if victor or jason leave the house is going to be boring and why is stuart still in the house he is boring and so is shell

[mutu]

Jay and Victors late night bitching all the time and last night about brown noser dan and all that is just too much they need to stay in - Like they said themselves at least they're being open about it

We all know whos gona win though :mad:

Whats happened to big brother threads in betting forum P?

[Darth Daft]

victor is clearly the only one really worthy of being in there since no one else does anything. he actually tries to stay in the house, which is much more entertaining to watch than nadia's cackle or stuart/jason excercising or shell running around naked and being polite or michelle bossing stu about... and as for dan, ive been more entertained by my sister.

damn straight, while on nominations day, you have to sit through (apart from Jason) everyone struggling to 'nominate nicely' or giving shit reasons like shell, Victor kicks major ass and is comedy gold.

My favourite bit was when he was in the d/room rattling off some lines like "im here to kick ass and take names be'ach" etc, and then at the end in his best little boy lost voice said "oh yeah can we have some of that nice bread and some more tea bags please" - pure quality,
hes obviously doing a self parody of the gangster image, but its sure more fun watching that then 'psycho' michelle ordering Stuart about, that surely sends a shiver up the spine of any man whos ever known a girl like that.

[BazHilder]

Whats happened to big brother threads in betting forum P?

Good question, I've mentioned it in the suggestion thread but to no avail. God I hate Nadia she's almost as annoying as Jade Goody - "let's get fit and let's get dancing!" oink oink.

[Travis Bickle]

Is that Michelle weird like ? I don't really watch Big Brother but I hear sound bites on the radio and people talking about it. Someone told me she had a go at another girl in there because the other girl had made bread with Stuart, and it wasn't even a euphemism !!

[BazHilder]

Yeah she is an overprotective nutter. Last night she went crazy cos he wouldn't got through with a fake wedding with her on live tv!

[Travis Bickle]

I don't really like her, I think she looks like a "chavette" but unfortunately that seems to be the look these days ? She's got a great body but with her hair tied back and that thing in her lipit just puts me off, I don't reckon Stuarts parents would approve of her.

[sheringham316]

Victor is the funniest when it comes to the diary room. The things he says are just worth watchin.
I don't reckon Stuarts parents would approve of her.
Totally agree!

[BazHilder]

I don't really like her, I think she looks like a "chavette" but unfortunately that seems to be the look these days ? She's got a great body but with her hair tied back and that thing in her lipit just puts me off, I don't reckon Stuarts parents would approve of her.

I totally agree with that.

Is chavette a widely used word? I've not heard it before. Chavs and chavettes, I like it.

Did anyone see the pics in the mirror today of housemates in the past? Stuart had cropped bleached hair and looked like a posh twat and Dan had long brown locks.

[cheryl]

I thought the Michelle and Stu thing was sweet until she presured the poor lad into going under the table with him the other night. She has him petrified of her.

Someone save him!

Victor or Jay must go on fri night, cant stand there scheming any longer!

[50!]

Shell and Victor had a massive fight during the wedding and party that followed. They refused to dance with eacj other and Shell even wanted to walk at one point. But she did'nt go and they sorted it out i think but they will probably have failed the task which means no ciggies for Nadia next week.
EXPECT THE USUAL TANTRUM!!!!

[BazHilder]

Their relationship won't last outside, she'll be expecting marriage, kids, grandkids all within a space of hours after getting out. She's mega-overprotective and just plain mental.

[Travis Bickle]

how old is Michelle ?, isn't Stuart only 21, so he's thinking about all the totty he's gonna get when he comes out of the house and she's a bunny boiler.

[cheryl]

how old is Michelle ?, isn't Stuart only 21, so he's thinking about all the totty he's gonna get when he comes out of the house and she's a bunny boiler.

i think she is 23 or somewhere around that age.

Yer stu could do a lot better, like me! lol :)

[mutu]

Classic Vic quotes

"Shes about as stable as Rick Wallor jumping up on down on a 3 legged table"

"My friends they call me the slick. But when I'm around the ladies I'm the milkman cos I always deliver. Or the plumber, cos I lay pipe"

"'I'm the thug you love to hate, Slick V.I.C, the ghetto V.I.P, mess around with me, I leave you R.I.P. Fo shizzle my nizzle"

''Dan's held more butts than a night club ashtray''

''Nadia aka the jaw that sunk the Titanic aka Mrs Jimmy Hill jaw"

He's in the right about the Shell fight by the way - but more people will hate him after tonights show

[-=[101st]=-]

rofl.. thats pretty funny.. who is this person?? considering i don't watch the birtish BB...

[mark davis]

fuk you muther fukers all you faggots suk coks so lik my balls and suk my cok you stupid faggots huh rule this fuked up site so suk on coks u fat faggots ass holes

[thebeast2020]

=-']rofl.. thats pretty funny.. who is this person?? considering i don't watch the birtish BB...

http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/housemates/housemate_news.jsp?id=43

Victor claims that his nicknames are 'the milkman' because he always delivers and 'Mr Slick' because he always gets the job done. He describes himself as being like Marmite because people either love him or hate him. At university he was President of the African and Caribbean Society.

[Paul B]

Ah well, Vic the slick out.

He was half cool, and could be a right prat at times.

It was the wedding incident that got him out, as was made apparent on tonights show. As everyone's up for eviction this week, no doubt it'll be the other jungle cat/prat that leaves.

Victors diary room moments were priceless :cool:

[50!]

Well matbe Nadia might go?? There is no shopping and no shopping which means no fags and no fags means NADIA TANTRUM. It will be so gay if Big Brother just give in and give her the fags plainly to stay in the house and keep viewers and votes. If someone else went in wanting something they would never give it. Also why do they show Jason's moody scenes in the main program?? When you watch it live he is always laughing sometimes i think the thing is fixed.

[mutu]

Nah the only reason vic went is because all of vics fans (and there are a lot of them) didn't realise that even if they all voted for Nadia (which they did) she would still never go because the public are twats :mad: If they'd all voted for Jason vic the slick would still be there and big brother wouldnt be R.I.P

[alexmawer21]

Nah the only reason vic went is because all of vics fans (and there are a lot of them) didn't realise that even if they all voted for Nadia (which they did) she would still never go because the public are twats :mad: If they'd all voted for Jason vic the slick would still be there and big brother wouldnt be R.I.P
gayboy

[Diao]

Wow the oldest thread bought back ever?