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50!
06-08-2004, 03:14
If you were stuck on a desert island and could take only one thing with you what would it be?

Women
Food
T.V
P.C
PS2
PES/WE
A Football
Survival Kit

Or anything else.........
Zygalski
06-08-2004, 03:21
A big box containing all of those in your list ;)
50!
06-08-2004, 03:42
Ok Only one thing!
I repeat ONE ITEM ONLY.
No Boxes, crates, packages, helicopters, planes, boats..e.t.c
Ogopa Djz
06-08-2004, 03:48
Women.Cause they could make me some milkshake kellis style. :D
Zygalski
06-08-2004, 04:00
One thing is a bit difficult.
If you take a woman, you'll both starve to death very quickly.
If you take WE8, you can't take a PS2 to play it on!

I guess I wouldn't last very long on this particular island. Or I'd just get fat with nothing to do but eat :)

One thing I would take is a magic lamp so that a genie can get me whatever I want ;)
:D
Gunplay
06-08-2004, 04:05
I'd take a big Plasma Screen T.V.
Foxhound
06-08-2004, 07:10
i'll take the food
Nifty1Pound50
06-08-2004, 09:20
I'd send my woman and some food. But I'd not go with them. ;)
adams9802
06-08-2004, 09:36
If you were stuck on a desert island and could take only one thing with you what would it be?

Women
Food
T.V
P.C
PS2
PES/WE
A Football
Survival Kit

Or anything else.........
I'd take a fuckin boat and then get the hell out of there.
Original?
06-08-2004, 10:27
I'd take a big Plasma Screen T.V.

"Powergen do not currently supply to remote desert islands. To return to th main menu please press1."
L . F . C
06-08-2004, 10:30
id take a teleporter
Itachi-san
06-08-2004, 10:37
i'll take a fine-ass woman with me so she can feed, entertain, and pleasure me :D ;)
BazHilder
06-08-2004, 11:03
I'd take my mobile so I could call someone to bring me all the things on the list...
Singh
06-08-2004, 13:47
Women
Tenacious D
07-08-2004, 15:44
i would take a genie like zyg.....that way u could have anything u wanted
wixon
07-08-2004, 16:19
a rubix cube. no more boredom for me!!!
Tenacious D
07-08-2004, 16:21
a rubix cube. no more boredom for me!!!lol u would die easy then :p
Ketsbaia
07-08-2004, 16:41
Nothing :cool:

I've watched so many episodes of Ray Mears's Extreme Survival I could live on a Desert Island with bugger all
7RONALDO7
07-08-2004, 18:21
I would take a Car door, so I could wined the Window down when it gets HOT!!
tom pain
07-08-2004, 19:34
Take a woman - so I could die a happy man :)
Martinho_88
09-08-2004, 15:31
I think that would be my choice too.
Gun_Runner
09-08-2004, 15:43
desert islands are never actually desert theres always tribes of people that dance around stones and think they are speacial and shit........anyway if there were no tribesmen id take a Mcdonalds resteraunt with me so i can just eat whenever :D
DARK JAK
09-08-2004, 15:46
Take a woman - so I could die a happy man :)

you know it man :cool:
chicothedude
09-08-2004, 15:57
Natalie Portman

I could eat her....

:D
jag87
09-08-2004, 16:49
A Girl
tom pain
09-08-2004, 23:07
Natalie Portman

I could eat her....

:D

In that case Vanessa Feltz - survive for months off her :p
Marshy
10-08-2004, 14:22
if its a remote island then i would take a tv....boom boom!!
you can have that one!
cheryl
10-08-2004, 16:13
I think i would go with the boat idea an get off as quickly as possibly!
JSatriani
10-08-2004, 19:37
I'd take a woman
pier69
11-08-2004, 14:15
id take natasha henstridge ( won't get hungry or thirsty ever again )
Ogopa Djz
11-08-2004, 16:17
Perverts.Have any of you thought wat the woman would eat.Cooked Man sausage anyone. :D
tom pain
11-08-2004, 22:17
Perverts.Have any of you thought wat the woman would eat.

She could go to the beach and make herself a sand-wich.
Ogopa Djz
11-08-2004, 22:18
She could go to the beach and make herself a sand-wich.

LOL. :D :D ;)
Lorenzinho
11-08-2004, 22:23
I would take a Car door, so I could wined the Window down when it gets HOT!!
Thats out of a dumb blonde joke isnt it?

Anyway, i'd take a football, 'cos im that sad!
Gunplay
11-08-2004, 23:10
She could go to the beach and make herself a sand-wich.
LMAO, nice one tom pain :D .
a_persohn
22-09-2004, 15:27
i'd have to take a woman and then we could start our own little village :)
soccer_ster_7
22-09-2004, 18:53
I would take a boat too...but if i could take two things (woman and a gun, in case she gets annoying)
Scarface
22-09-2004, 19:01
I would take a boat too...but if i could take two things (woman and a gun, in case she gets annoying)

:D But then what would you do when your feeling a bit horny? ;) U dont try a bit of the old necrophilia do you?!? :eek:
id take my Gem (girlfriend not a jewell ;) ) as my ummm, object :p
RistoL.
22-09-2004, 19:12
The food would only last for so long...

If there wasn't any food there, taking another person out there would be plain murder...

The TV's PC's etc. wouldn't be much use without electricity...

The Survival kit... ...useless on its own...

So really, the football is the only right answer to this one, might as well have a bit of fun waiting to die.