david beckham does america

[hitmanuk2k]

i just saw highlights of the beckham interview on american tv.... and the highlight was definatley when the stupid american woman who clearly knows nothing about what she talking about.... says

"and here is beckham scoring the winning goal in the world cup against greece!"

this while footage of beckhams penalty is being shown against argentina.... lol

[Mumpleaser]

This isn't related to football in the slightest and I'm not anti-American but this takes the piss. Read and enjoy:

Actual broadcast on CNN 24th March......!!

3 American experts including a former 2-star general from Delta Force and ex SAS man and the network's anchor.

Footage running of Iraqis giving themselves up.

Anchor: `We have no verification as of yet if they are British or
American troops taking these POW's`

Yank1: `Only Americans wear boots like that, they're American`

Yank 2: `I agree, and they appear to have American camouflage
jackets.`

Yank 3 (Delta Force bloke): `I'm not so sure, there's not enough
up-close detail to tell 100%, we'd need some close images to tell
make of boots and jackets and maybe the shape of their kevlar
headgear.`

Ex SAS man: `Call yourselves experts? Since when did US forces use an SA80 as a standard issue rifle? Their DPM's can be bought as can boots so you're chasing rainbows if you want to identify them from their clothes.`

Anchor: `I think you're right.`

Ex SAS man: `Course I'm bloody right. Any one with half a brain and basic military training worth their salt should be able to identify a British soldier by his rifle. Not to mention the fact they're covering all points properly, not shouting `woo yeah` randomly, and haven't raised a flag in direct contravention with orders.`

At this point 1 of the yanks walks off stage tearing his mic off,
and the anchor says `I think we can safely say the soldiers on your screen are British. Now for these messages`.

Classic! :D

[PES Master]

Something to laugh about.

[Ogopa Djz]

Americans. Crazy folk. I asked a girl once wat she thought of england she said she hated the fact that everbody their wore kilts. :D

[Flipper the Priest]

Debbie Does Dallas sounds better.

[Jonny2J]

Debbie Does Dallas sounds better.what about New Orleans??

[Flipper the Priest]

She did both?

Any plans to 'do' Aberdeen?

[Jonny2J]

She did both?

Any plans to 'do' Aberdeen?oooo i wasnt aware of Dallas ;) is JR in it :D

[Flipper the Priest]

JR Ewing or 'WWE commentator and Harold Bishop-lookalike Jim Ross' JR?

Either would be very interesting. Especially the last.

[Highway Penguin]

What are you two talking about???

[Jonny2J]

What are you two talking about???u ever heard of Sky Lopez??? or if not do a search ;)

[Flipper the Priest]

I'd advise it to anyone.

[Jonny2J]

I'd advise it to anyone.id advise it to anyone for her to track u down :D if only.....

[Ogopa Djz]

What are you two talking about???

Some really solid movies. Th best actually. And Sky lopez is the shit.