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[nikos24]

Try this for fun :) i got this from a good source of mine. real nice.

You would love to see _________ whoop _________ asses real hard

You'll definitely pay to watch ____________ vs. _____________

in your favourite stadium which is ____________

You wanna see __________ score a cracker against __________ (GK)

and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning __________ (manager)

You wish ___________ will win the world cup in 2010.

The team you hate to see win the world cup in 2010 is ____________

Team that's gonna win the CL _____________?

Team that will be heart broken in the CL _____________?

Team that will shock you in the CL ______________?

You believe ___________ will take the goal of the season

I hope to see ____________ win GK of the season

____________ is too over-rated

___________ is too under-rated

My tip for the future captain of ____________ is _____________?

My tip for the future star of football is ________________?

One day, like I said, you will see the name ____________ dominate football in 5 years time.

_____________ defender of the season

_____________ midfielder of the season

_____________ attacker of the season

_____________ coach of the season

_____________ clown/prick of the season

Wish that ___________ gets injured for whole of season

____________ definetly plays like shit on the field although people differ.

We all know that ____________ plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules!

_____________ score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him.

You believe that _____________ is going to leave your club next season.

You know that ____________ is useless at your club.

You see ___________going to the tunnel and you throw/give a __________ to him?

You hope to see ____________ gives a sweet kick to the face of ____________?

If you can buy one player for your team. Who'll that be ____________?

If you can ask a Legend to play for your team, who will that be ___________?

You believe or you know that ____________ is _______________ even when others dont think so like ____________?

I wish I have dinner with a special player and that will be ____________?

You idolize _____________?

And finally, I know the truth that _____________ are the best team in the whole world. Reason because we are/we've got/we won ____________ and the only thing you can do is ______________ and ofcourse swallow and accept it.

[Zygalski]

you would love to see West Ham whoop Chelsea's asses real hard

you'll definitely pay to watch AC Milan vs. Real Madrid
in your favourite stadium which is Wembley

you wanna see Rooney score a cracker against Dida (gk)

and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning Brazilian (manager)

you wish England will win the world cup

the team you hate to see win the world cup is Argentina

team that's gonna win the cl Juventus

team that will fuck up real bad in the cl Liverpool

you believe a player like Rooney can have the most fantastic goal of the season

hope to see Robinson win gk of the season

Anton Ferdinand defender of the season

Danny Murphy midfielder of the season

Crouch attacker of the season

Ranieri coach of the season

Kluivert clown/prick of the season


wish that no-one gets injured for whole of season

Roque Junior definetly plays like shit on the field although people differ. (bloody united fans, how many times have i told ya!?!)

we all know that Fletcher plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules! hell yeah! (now easy fans, we all know the guy is great and we just cant accept it)

Terry score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him like a fookin baboon

you see Shearer going to the tunnel and you throw/give a comb to him?

you hope to see Campbell gives an accidental but sweet kick to the face of Cygan (surely not cygan? haha)

if you can buy one player for your team. who'll that be Ronaldinho


and then I got tired and had to go to bed.

[Jordan Blaney]

cool fill in the blanks. ;)

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try this for fun i got this from a good source of mine. real nice.

you would love to see Rangers whoop Porto asses real hard

you'll definitely pay to watch Rangers vs. Celtic

in your favourite stadium which is Ibrox

you wanna see Rooney score a cracker against Kahn (gk)

and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning Wenger (manager)

you wish England will win the world cup

the team you hate to see win the world cup is Germany

team that's gonna win the cl Chelsea

team that will fuck up real bad in the cl Liverpool

you believe a player like Rooney can have the most fantastic goal of the season

hope to see Cech win gk of the season

Ferdinand defender of the season

Ronaldo midfielder of the season

Rooney attacker of the season

Mourino(sp) coach of the season

Diouf clown/prick of the season


wish that Any bolton player gets injured for whole of season

Parker definetly plays like shit on the field although people differ. (bloody united fans, how many times have i told ya!?!)

we all know that Rooney plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules! hell yeah! (now easy fans, we all know the guy is great and we just cant accept it)

Duncan Ferguson score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him like a fookin baboon

you see ___________going to the tunnel and you throw/give a __________ to him?

you hope to see Ruud van Nisterooy gives an accidental but sweet kick to the face of Diouf

if you can buy one player for your team. who'll that be Henry


have dinner with a special player and that will be Lampard

you idolize _____________?

and finally, i know the truth that Rangers are the best team in the whole world and all of you pricks cant do anything about it. simply because we are/we've got/we won The spl 51 times and counting and the only thing you can do is ______________ and ofcourse swallow and accept it you low expectation fuck fans.

[fattyronaldo]

you would love to see Real Madrid B whoop Barcelona's first team asses real hard

you'll definitely pay to watch Real Madrid vs. anyone

in your favourite stadium which is Santiago Bernebau

you wanna see Raul score a cracker against Valdez (gk)

and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning Rijkaard? (manager)

you wish Spain will win the world cup, but you know Brazil will win it.

the team you hate to see win the world cup is France, but you still love Zidane anyway

team that's gonna win the cl: Inter

team that will fuck up real bad in the cl: Barca

you believe a player like Robinho can have the most fantastic goal of the season

hope to see Casillas win gk of the season

Pascal Cygan defender of the season

Baptista midfielder of the season

Ronaldo attacker of the season

Luxembergo coach of the season

Eto'o clown/prick of the season


wish that Ronaldinho gets injured for whole of season

Crouch? definetly plays like shit on the field although people differ. (bloody united fans, how many times have i told ya!?!)

we all know that Robinho plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules! hell yeah! (now easy fans, we all know the guy is great and we just cant accept it)

Henry score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him like a fookin baboon

you hope to see Roberto carlos gives an accidental but sweet kick to the face of Eto'o (surely not cygan? haha)

if you can buy one player for your team. who'll that be: Joaquin

have dinner with a special player and that will be: Zidane

you idolize: Raul

and finally, i know the truth that Real Madrid are the best team in the whole world and all of you pricks cant do anything about it. simply because we won the CL 9 times and the only thing you can do is buy a hot dog and of course swallow and accept it you low expectation fuck fans.

[mutu]

I would love to see Pascal Cygan whoop the Neville's asses real hard.

I'll definitely pay to watch QPR vs. Chelsea

In my favourite stadium, which is the new Wembley

I wanna see Lampard score a cracker against Dudek

I wish England will win the world cup

The team I'd hate to see win the world cup is Germany

Team that's gonna win the CL, Chelsea

Team that will fuck up real bad in the CL, Arsenal

I believe a player like Zidane can have the most fantastic goal of the season

I hope to see Robinson win GK of the season

Terry defender of the season

Gerrard midfielder of the season

Rooney attacker of the season

Pearce coach of the season

Diouf clown/prick of the season


Wish that Nistelrooy gets injured for whole of the season

He definately plays like shit on the field although people differ. (bloody united fans, how many times have i told ya!?!)

We all know that Furlong plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules! hell yeah! (now easy fans, we all know the guy is great and we just cant accept it)

James score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him like a fookin baboon

I see Sven going to the tunnel and I throw an uppercut to him

I hope to see Bobby Moore give an intentional and sweet kick to the face of Diego 'ate the pies, cloudy piss, cheating drugs bunny' Maradona

If you can buy one player for your team. who'll that be? Cygan

I know that I am definately the longest in the shower

Have a fight with a shite player and that will be Peter Crouch

I idolize Bircham

And finally, I know the truth that QPR are the best team in the whole world and all of you pricks cant do anything about it. simply because we are the Q block, the P block, the R block, the R's from Shepherds Bush, and the only thing you can do is cry into your pile of Russian money and of course swallow and accept it you low expectation fuck fans. ;)

[Charlie]

you would love to see CELTIC whoop RANGERS asses real hard

you'll definitely pay to watch TORRIE WILSON vs. EVA LONGORIA

in your favourite stadium which is 'PARADISE'

you wanna see HENRIK LARSSON score a cracker against IKER CASSILAS (gk)

and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning ARSNE WENGER, CLAIMING HE DIDNT SEE IT (manager)

you wish IRELAND will win the world cup

the team you hate to see win the world cup is FRANCE

team that's gonna win the cl CHELSEA or BARCELONA?

team that will fuck up real bad in the cl CELTIC (QUALS)?

you believe a player like ADRIANO can have the most fantastic goal of the season

hope to see PETR CECH win gk of the season

JOHN TERRY defender of the season

RONALDINHO midfielder of the season

RONALDO attacker of the season

JOSE MOURINHO coach of the season

ALEX RAE clown/prick of the season


wish that BARRY FERGUSON gets injured for whole of season

DAVID BECKHAM definetly plays like shit on the field although people differ.

we all know that RONALDINHO plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules! hell yeah!

JEAN-ALAIN BOUMSONG score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him like a fookin baboon

you see ROBERT PIRES going to the tunnel and you throw/give a PAIR OF BALLS to him?

you hope to see ADRIANO gives an accidental but sweet kick to the face of BARRY FERGUSON? (surely not cygan? haha)

if you can buy one player for your team. who'll that be RONALDINHO?

you believe or you know that HENRIK LARSSON is defintely GHOD even when others dont think so like ANYONE WHO DISAGREES ;)? (feel free to fill out the blank, )

have dinner with a special player and that will be HENRIK LARSSON?

you idolize HENRIK LARSSON?

and finally, i know the truth that IRELAND are the best team in the whole world and all of you pricks cant do anything about it. simply because we are/we've got/we won SOME MATCHES ;) and the only thing you can do is SHADDAP and ofcourse swallow and accept it you low expectation fuck fans.

[Cannon ball]

you would love to see Man City whoop Man Utds asses real hard

you'll definitely pay to watch Man City vs. AC Milan

in your favourite stadium which is the Nou Camp

you wanna see Trevor Sinclair score a cracker against Van der sar (gk)

and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning Ferguson (manager)

you wish Togo will win the world cup

the team you hate to see win the world cup is the team that doesn't deserve it
team that's gonna win the cl FC Thun?

team that will fuck up real bad in the cl Real Madrid?

you believe a player like Danny Mills can have the most fantastic goal of the season

hope to see David James win gk of the season

Richard Dunne defender of the season

Joey Barton midfielder of the season

Darius Vassell attacker of the season

Stuart Pearce coach of the season

Robbie Savage clown/prick of the season


wish that Phil Neville gets injured for whole of season

Bellion definetly plays like shit on the field although people differ. (bloody united fans, how many times have i told ya!?!)

we all know that Robbie Fowler plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules! hell yeah! (now easy fans, we all know the guy is great and we just cant accept it)

Gary Neville score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him like a fookin baboon

you see Cygan going to the tunnel and you throw/ a Hollands Pie at him?

you hope to see Ben Thatcher gives an accidental but sweet kick to the face of Diouf? (surely not cygan? haha)

if you can buy one player for your team. who'll that be Zidane?

you believe or you know that Danny Mills is one/defintely/a big/the most greatest rightback even when others dont think so like Sven Goran Eriksson? (feel free to fill out the blank, )

have dinner with a special player and that will be Pascal Cygan?

you idolize Pascal Cygan?

and finally, i know the truth that Man City are the best team in the whole world and all of you pricks cant do anything about it. simply because we are/we've got/we won everything and the only thing you can do is get relegated and ofcourse swallow and accept it you low expectation fuck fans.

[Scarface]

you would love to see Lauren whoop Cristiano Ronaldo's ass real hard

you'll definitely pay to watch Arsenal vs. Barcelona

in your favourite stadium which is Camp Nou.

you wanna see Jens Lehmann score a cracker against Cech

and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning Mourinho.

you wish England will win the world cup

the team you hate to see win the world cup is Brazil.

team that's gonna win the cl: Barcelona

team that will fuck up real bad in the cl: Liverpool

you believe a player like Robin van Persie can have the most fantastic goal of the season

hope to see Manuel Almunia win gk of the season

Tomas Repka defender of the season

Cesc Fabregas midfielder of the season

Jose Antonio Reyes attacker of the season

Sir Wenger coach of the season

Fat Frank Lampard clown/prick of the season


wish that Mikael Essien gets injured for whole of season

Owen Hargreaves definitely plays like shit on the field although people differ.

we all know that Nigel Reo Coker plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules! hell yeah!

John Terry score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him like a fookin baboon

you see van Nistelrooy going to the tunnel and you throw a used diaper at him?

you hope to see Jose Reyes gives an accidental but sweet kick to the face of Gary Neville.

if you can buy one player for your team. who'll that be Michael Ballack

and finally, i know the truth that Arsenal are the best team in the whole world and all of you pricks cant do anything about it. simply because we won The Premiership Unbeaten and the only thing you can do is kiss Sir Wenger's dry ass and of course swallow and accept it you low expectation fuck fans. ;)

[nath_scfc]

I would love to see Pascal Cygan whoop the Neville's asses real hard.
:laugh: Nicely done.

I idolize Bircham

And finally, I know the truth that QPR are the best team in the whole world and all of you pricks cant do anything about it. simply because we are the Q block, the P block, the R block, the R's from Shepherds Bush, and the only thing you can do is cry into your pile of Russian money and of course swallow and accept it you low expectation fuck fans. ;)
All that good-will's gone now.

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you would love to see Sammy Bangoura whoop everyone at Heathrow airports asses real hard

you'll definitely pay to watch Stoke City vs. anybody.

in your favourite stadium which is Nou Camp

you wanna see Michael Duberry score a cracker against Jens Lehmann.

and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning Wenger (manager)

you wish England will win the world cup

the team you hate to see win the world cup is anyone other than England.

team that's gonna win the cl FC Thun

team that will fuck up real bad in the cl Arsenal

you believe a player like Dave Brammer can have the most fantastic goal of the season

hope to see Robinson win gk of the season

Pascal Chimbonda defender of the season

Makalele midfielder of the season

Defoe attacker of the season

Stuart Pearce coach of the season

Graham Kavanagh clown/prick of the season


wish that Graham Kavanagh gets injured for whole of season

Hargreaves definetly plays like shit on the field although people differ. (bloody united fans, how many times have i told ya!?!)

we all know that Michael Duberry plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules! hell yeah! (now easy fans, we all know the guy is great and we just cant accept it)

Ade Akinbiyi score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him like a fookin baboon

you see Gifton Noel-Williams going to the tunnel and you give a round of applause to him?

you hope to see Gerry Taggart gives an accidental but sweet kick to the face of Marc Bircham. (surely not cygan? haha)

if you can buy one player for your team. who'll that be Ronaldinho - he'll love Oatcakes.

you know that Steve Simonsen is the most competant English goalie even when others dont think so like everyone. (feel free to fill out the blank, )

you idolize Mark Stein.

and finally, i know the truth that Stoke City are the best team in the whole world and all of you pricks cant do anything about it. simply because we are Johan Boskamp's barmy army and the only thing you can do is die and ofcourse swallow and accept it you low expectation fuck fans.

[Stevie Baby]

you would love to see Palace whoop Millwall's asses real hard

you'll definitely pay to watch Palace vs. Real Madrid (again)

in your favourite stadium which is Selhurst Park

you wanna see Andy Johnson! score a cracker against Cassilas

and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning whatsisname

you wish China will win the world cup

the team you hate to see win the world cup is France

team that's gonna win the cl Real Madrid

team that will fuck up real bad in the cl Chelsea

you believe a player like John Macken can have the most fantastic goal of the season

hope to see Gabor Kiraly win gk of the season

Danny Butterfield defender of the season

Aki Riihilahti midfielder of the season

Andy Johnson attacker of the season

Iain Dowie coach of the season

Any Brighton Player clown/prick of the season


wish that Darren Bent gets injured for whole of season

Jermain Defoe definetly plays like shit on the field although people differ.

we all know that Clinton Morrison plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules! hell yeah! (now easy fans, we all know the guy is great and we just cant accept it)

Pascal Cygan score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him like a fookin baboon

you see Andy Johnson going to the tunnel and you throw/give a bouquet of flowers to him?

you hope to see Andy Johnson gives an accidental but sweet kick to the face of Darren Huckerby? (surely not cygan? haha)

if you can buy one player for your team. who'll that be Ronaldinho.

you believe or you know that Joe Cole is defintely gay even when others dont think so like Abramovich

have dinner with a special player and that will be Dougie Freedman.

you idolize Dougie Freedman

and finally, i know the truth that Palace are the best team in the whole world and all of you pricks cant do anything about it. simply because we are SUPER PALACE, OVER LAND AND SEA, AND BRIGHTON! and the only thing you can do is ejaculate and of course swallow and accept it you low expectation fuck fans.


What a great thread :D

[Yossi]

I would love to see Norwich whoop Ipswich's asses real hard.

I'd definitely pay to watch Barcelona vs. Real Madrid.

In my favourite stadium which is Nou Camp.

I wanna see Dean Ashton score a cracker against that Price retard.

I wish Montserrat will win the World Cup.

The team I'd hate to see win the World Cup is Italy.

The team that's gonna win the CL is Chelsea or Barcelona.

The team that will fuck up real bad in the CL Real Madrid (fingers crossed).

I believe a player like Deano can score the most fantastic goal of the season.

I hope to see Greeno win gk of the season.

Jason Shackell defender of the season.

Youssef Safri midfielder of the season.

Dean Ashton attacker of the season.

Worthy coach of the season.

David Beckham clown/prick of the season.

I wish that Diver Johnson gets injured for whole of season.

Milan Baros definetly plays like shit on the field although people differ.

We all know that Jason Shackell plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules! hell yeah! (now easy fans, we all know the guy is great and we just cant accept it)

David Beckham score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him like a fookin baboon

I see Raul Gonzalez Blanco going to the tunnel and I throw/give a grenade to him.

I hope to see Jason Shackell gives an accidental but sweet kick to the face of David Beckham. (As unrealistic as it is)

If I could buy one player for your team, it'd be Thierry Henry.

I know that 'The Ginger Pele', aka Gary Doherty, is the most shit player on earth even when others dont think so like Nigel Worthington

have dinner with a special player and that will be Deano.

I idolize Deano

And finally, I know the truth that Norwich are the best team in the Chamopionship and all of you pricks can't do anything about it. Simply because the league table says otherwise and the only thing you can do is applaud my wonderful unbiased decision and of course swallow and accept it you low expectation fuck fans.

[executioner]

you would love to see MANCHESTER UNITED whoop CHELSEA, ARSENAL AND LIVERPOOLS asses real hard
you'll definitely pay to watch MANUTD vs.ARSENAL
in your favourite stadium which is OLD TRAFFORD
you wanna see ROONEY score a cracker against LEHMAN
and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning ARSENE WENGER (manager)
you wish THE REPUBLIC OF IRELAND will win the world cup
the team you hate to see win the world cup is SWITZERLAND
team that's gonna win the cl MANUTD
team that will fuck up real bad in the cl ARSENAL
you believe a player like ROONEY can have the most fantastic goal of the season
hope to see VAN DER SAAR win gk of the season
HEINZE defender of the season
C.RONALDO midfielder of the season
RUUD VAN NISTELRROY attacker of the season
BRIAN KERR coach of the season
DIDIER DROGBA clown/prick of the season
wish that THIERRY HENRY gets injured for whole of season
PASCAL CYGAN definetly plays like shit on the field although people differ.
we all know that KEANO plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules! hell yeah!
JOHN TERRY score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him like a fookin baboon
you see THIERRY HENRY going to the tunnel and you throw a GRENADE at him.
you hope to see ROY KEANE gives an accidental but sweet kick to the face of PIRES ? (surely not cygan? haha)
if you can buy one player for your team. who'll that be RONALDIHO
you believe or you know that CHELSEA is one/defintely/a big/the most BOLOCKS even when others dont think so
dinner with a special player and that will be PELE
you idolize ROY KEANE
and finally, i know the truth that MANCHESTER UNITED are the best team in the whole world and all of you pricks cant do anything about it. simply because we are/we've got/we won THE TREBLE and the only thing you can do is DIVE LIKE A POOF (YES I'M TALKING TO YOU PIRES ! )and ofcourse swallow and accept it you low expectation fuck fans.

[Definitely Maybe]

you would love to see SUNDERLAND whoop NEWCASTLE'S asses real hard

you'll definitely pay to watch SUNDERLAND vs. NEWCASTLE

in your favourite stadium which is THE STADIUM OF LIGHT

you wanna see NYRON NOSWORTHY score a cracker against SHAY GIVEN

and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning GRAEME SOUNESS

you wish THE REPUBLIC OF IRELAND will win the world cup

the team you hate to see win the world cup is ITALY

team that's gonna win the cl AC MILAN?

team that will fuck up real bad in the cl ARSENAL?

you believe a player like STEPHEN ELLIOTT can have the most fantastic goal of the season

hope to see KELVIN DAVIS win gk of the season

ALAN STUBBS defender of the season

DEAN WHITEHEAD midfielder of the season

STEPHEN ELLIOTT attacker of the season

MICK MCCARTHY coach of the season

ALAN SHEARER clown/prick of the season


wish that MICHAEL OWEN gets injured for whole of season

RONALDINHO definetly plays like shit on the field although people differ.

we all know that JULIO ARCA plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules! hell yeah!

BOUMSONG score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him like a fookin baboon

you see KELVIN DAVIS going to the tunnel and you throw A MAGIC PAIR OF GOALKEEPING GLOVES to him?

you hope to see NEIL LENNON gives an accidental but sweet kick to the face of ALAN SHEARER - REVENGE IS SWEET

if you can buy one player for your team. who'll that be TERRY HENRY

you believe or you know that JEFF WHITLEY the most TALENTED PLAYER IN THE WORLD even when others dont think so like EVERYBODY

have dinner with a special player and that will be DEAN ASHTON - BECAUSE OF DELIA'S HOME COOKING

you idolize JEFF WHITLEY

and finally, i know the truth that SUNDERLAND are the best team in the whole world and all of you pricks cant do anything about it. simply because we've got NYRON NOSWORTHY and the only thing you can do is BREAK HIS LEGS and ofcourse swallow and accept it you low expectation fuck fans.

[Papa Lazarou]

you would love to see Manchester United whoop Chelsea asses real hard

you'll definitely pay to watch Man United vs. Liverpool

in your favourite stadium which is Old Trafford
you wanna see Solskjaer score a cracker against David James (gk)

and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning llama (manager)

you wish England will win the world cup

the team you hate to see win the world cup is France

team that's gonna win the cl Man U?

team that will fuck up real bad in the cl Liverpool?

you believe a player like Rooney can have the most fantastic goal of the season

hope to see Van Der Saar win gk of the season

Heinze defender of the season

Park midfielder of the season

RVN attacker of the season

Ferguson coach of the season

Henry clown/prick of the season


wish that Henry gets injured for whole of season

Viera definetly plays like shit on the field although people differ. (bloody united fans, how many times have i told ya!?!)

we all know that Rooney plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules! hell yeah! (now easy fans, we all know the guy is great and we just cant accept it)

Lauren score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him like a fookin baboon

you see Henry going to the tunnel and you throw/give a Shit smeared teddy bear to him?

you hope to see Keane gives an accidental but sweet kick to the face of Henry? (surely not cygan? haha)

if you can buy one player for your team. who'll that be Mascherano?

you believe or you know that _Weed__ is the most ___Nicest____________ even when others dont think so like _____Nuns_______? (feel free to fill out the blank, )

have dinner with a special player and that will be ALCHOHOL?

you idolize Trees?

and finally, i know the truth that _Man U are the best team in the whole world and all of you pricks cant do anything about it. simply because we are/we've got/we won The TREBLE and the only thing you can do is Wank on a biscuit and ofcourse swallow and accept it you low expectation fuck fans

[Top Gun]

you would love to see Barcalona whoop Real Madrid asses real hard

you'll definitely pay to watch Chelsea vs. Barcalona

in your favourite stadium which is Nou Camp

you wanna see Van Bommel score a cracker against Part Poom(gk)

and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning Arsene Wenger(manager)

you wish Argentina will win the world cup

the team you hate to see win the world cup is France

team that's gonna win the cl Barcalona

team that will fuck up real bad in the cl Real Madrid

you believe a player like Ronaldinho can have the most fantastic goal of the season

hope to see Van Der Sar win gk of the season

Puyol defender of the season

Xavi midfielder of the season

Eto'o attacker of the season

Frank Rijkaard coach of the season

Pires clown/prick of the season


wish that nobody really gets injured for whole of season

Raul definetly plays like shit on the field although people differ. (bloody united fans, how many times have i told ya!?!)

we all know that Ronaldinho plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules! hell yeah! (now easy fans, we all know the guy is great and we just cant accept it)

Gallas score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him like a fookin baboon

you see Arsene Wenger going to the tunnel and you throw a grenade to him?

you hope to see Alex Ferguson gives an accidental but sweet kick to the face of Arsene Wenger(surely not cygan? haha)

if you can buy one player for your team. who'll that be Ballack?

have dinner with a special player and that will be Xavi

you idolize Xavi

and finally, i know the truth that Barca are the best team in the whole world and all of you pricks cant do anything about it. simply because we won La Liga and the only thing you can do is Cry and ofcourse swallow and accept it you low expectation fuck fans.

[Viperized]

you would love to see Lauren whoop Wayne Rooney's ass real hard

you'll definitely pay to watch Arsenal vs. Barcelona

in your favourite stadium which is Camp Nou.

you wanna see Jose Reyes score a cracker against Cech

and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning Mourinho.

you wish England will win the world cup

the team you hate to see win the world cup is Brazil

team that's gonna win the cl: Barcelona

team that will fuck up real bad in the cl: Liverpool

you believe a player like Robin van Persie can have the most fantastic goal of the season

hope to see Jens Lehmann win gk of the season

Sol Campbell defender of the season

Cesc Fabregas midfielder of the season

Jose Antonio Reyes attacker of the season

Sir Wenger coach of the season

Frank Lampark clown/prick of the season


wish that John Terry/Claude Makelele gets injured for whole of season

Didier Drogba definitely plays like shit on the field although people differ.

we all know that Dennis Bergkamp plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules! hell yeah!

John Terry score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him like a fookin baboon

you see Rooney going to the tunnel and you throw a saucepan at him?

you hope to see Jose Reyes gives an accidental but sweet kick to the face of Gary Neville.

if you can buy one player for your team. who'll that be Michael Ballack

and finally, i know the truth that Arsenal are the best team in the whole world and all of you pricks cant do anything about it. simply because we won The Premiership Unbeaten and the only thing you can do is kiss Sir Wenger's dry ass and of course swallow and accept it you low expectation fuck fans.

I copied some of Reyes9 stuff as I agreed with them.

[nikos24]

In relevance to 50!'s "bring back your thread" thread, I thought this was probably the best one I've pulled off. (Bar the France and Ligue 1 threads). And since this is an ancient thread, and many new members arrived, this should be fun to play again. I edited the questions a bit, more suitable for this time around. Here you go....

You would love to see _________ whoop _________ asses real hard

You'll definitely pay to watch ____________ vs. _____________

in your favourite stadium which is ____________

You wanna see __________ score a cracker against __________ (GK)

and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning __________ (manager)

You wish ___________ will win the world cup in 2010.

The team you hate to see win the world cup in 2010 is ____________

Team that's gonna win the CL _____________?

Team that will be heart broken in the CL _____________?

Team that will shock you in the CL ______________?

You believe ___________ will take the goal of the season

I hope to see ____________ win GK of the season

____________ is too over-rated

___________ is too under-rated

My tip for the future captain of ____________ is _____________?

My tip for the future star of football is ________________?

One day, like I said, you will see the name ____________ dominate football in 5 years time.

_____________ defender of the season

_____________ midfielder of the season

_____________ attacker of the season

_____________ coach of the season

_____________ clown/prick of the season

Wish that ___________ gets injured for whole of season

____________ definetly plays like shit on the field although people differ.

We all know that ____________ plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules!

_____________ score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him.

You believe that _____________ is going to leave your club next season.

You know that ____________ is useless at your club.

You see ___________going to the tunnel and you throw/give a __________ to him?

You hope to see ____________ gives a sweet kick to the face of ____________?

If you can buy one player for your team. Who'll that be ____________?

If you can ask a Legend to play for your team, who will that be ___________?

You believe or you know that ____________ is _______________ even when others dont think so like ____________?

I wish I have dinner with a special player and that will be ____________?

You idolize _____________?

And finally, I know the truth that _____________ are the best team in the whole world. Reason because we are/we've got/we won ____________ and the only thing you can do is ______________ and ofcourse swallow and accept it.

[Eric Clyde]

You would love to see Man Utd whoop Man Utd's asses real hard

You'll definitely pay to watch MK Dons vs. Nottingham Forest

in your favourite stadium which is My local park

You wanna see David James score a cracker against Roberto Carlos (GK)

and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning Fabio Capello (manager)

You wish New Zealand will win the world cup in 2010.

The team you hate to see win the world cup in 2010 is Fiji

Team that's gonna win the CL Luton?

Team that will be heart broken in the CL France

Team that will shock you in the CL Barcelona

You believe Sven Goran Eriksson will take the goal of the season

I hope to see Paul Scholes win GK of the season

Roger Johnson is too over-rated

Ronaldinho is too under-rated

My tip for the future captain of Stoke City is Leo Messi

My tip for the future star of football is Dwight Yorke

One day, like I said, you will see the name Emile Heskey dominate football in 5 years time.

Titus Bramble defender of the season

Javier Mascherano midfielder of the season

Carlos Tevez attacker of the season

Glenn Roeder coach of the season

Leo Messi clown/prick of the season

Wish that Jose Mourinho gets injured for whole of season

Pascal Cygan definetly plays like shit on the field although people differ.

We all know that Graham Poll plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules!

Frank Lampard score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him.

You believe that Makhtar N'Diaye is going to leave your club next season.

You know that Filip Sebo is useless at your club.

You see Neil Lennon going to the tunnel and you throw a brick to him

You hope to see David Beckham gives a sweet kick to the face of Poffeman

If you can buy one player for your team. Who'll that be Leo Messi

If you can ask a Legend to play for your team, who will that be Pele

I wish I have dinner with a special player and that will be Cheryl Tweedy

[nikos24]

:laugh::laugh::laugh: Daz you! Luton to win the CL. :D

You would love to see Al-Ahly :mellow: whoop Chelsea's asses real hard

You'll definitely pay to watch Barca vs. Lyon

in your favourite stadium which is SdG

You wanna see Darren Bent score a cracker against Petr Cech (GK)

and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning J. Moaninho (manager)

You wish Togo, Cape Verde or France will win the world cup in 2010.

The team you hate to see win the world cup in 2010 is Turkey

Team that's gonna win the CL Valencia?

Team that will be heart broken in the CL Lyon

Team that will shock you in the CL Celtic

You believe Titus Bramble will take the goal of the season

I hope to see Santiago Canizares win GK of the season

Robbie Fowler is too over-rated

Mexes is too under-rated

My tip for the future captain of Newcastle is Steven Taylor

My tip for the future star of football is Lio Messi

One day, like I said, you will see the name Gonzalo Higuain dominate football in 5 years time.

William Gallas defender of the season

Park Ji Sung/Ronaldo midfielder of the season

Henrik Larsson/Drogba attacker of the season

Rafa Benitez coach of the season

Emerson clown/prick of the season

Wish that Marco Materazzi gets injured for whole of season

Cygan definetly plays like shit on the field although people differ.

We all know that Juninho Pernambucano plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules!

Frank Lampard score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him.

You believe that Eric Abidal is going to leave your club next season.

You know that Mario Galinovic is useless at your club.

You see El Hadji Diouf going to the tunnel and you spit at him

You hope to see David Beckham gives a sweet kick to the face of Iker Casillas

If you can buy one player for your team. Who'll that be Kaka

If you can ask a Legend to play for your team, who will that be Zidane

I wish I have dinner with a special player and that will be Alizee. :wub:

[mufcsean]

You would love to see Macclesfield Town whoop Chelsea's asses real hard

You'll definitely pay to watch Blyth Spartans vs. PAOK

in your favourite stadium which is Boundary Park

You wanna see Hossam Ghaly score a cracker against K Schmeichel (GK)

and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning Jose Mourino (manager)

You wish Panama will win the world cup in 2010.

The team you hate to see win the world cup in 2010 is Japan

Team that's gonna win the CL Olympique Lyonnais

Team that will be heart broken in the CL Chelsea :D?

Team that will shock you in the CL Porto?

You believe Lucho will take the goal of the season

I hope to see VDS win GK of the season

Kewell is too over-rated

Ibraham Ba is too under-rated

My tip for the future captain of Canada is John Lead?

My tip for the future star of football is John Lead ?

One day, like I said, you will see the name Phil McCrackin dominate football in 5 years time.


defender of the season Terry

C Ronaldo midfielder of the season

Henry attacker of the season

Sir Alex Ferguson coach of the season

Drogba clown/prick of the season

Wish that Crouch gets injured for whole of season

Crouch definetly plays like shit on the field although people differ.

We all know that Rooney plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules!

Colin Hendry score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him.

You believe that Fletcher is going to leave your club next season.

You know that Fletcher is useless at your club.

You see Robben going to the tunnel and you throw a Venazuelan Pigme at him?

You hope to see Dyer gives a sweet kick to the face of Bowyer

If you can buy one player for your team. Who'll that be Ronaldinho ?

If you can ask a Legend to play for your team, who will that be Maradona?

You believe or you know that terry is homosexual even when others dont think so like you ?

I wish I have dinner with a special player and that will be Sylvain Distin?

You idolize Mickey Shorey?

And finally, I know the truth that Mexico are the best team in the whole world. Reason because they wear funny hats and the only thing you can do is dance and ofcourse swallow and accept it.

[Barry]

You would love to see ANYONE whoop INTER MILAN's asses real hard


You'll definitely pay to watch Lyon vs. Barcelona


in your favourite stadium which is Highbury :cool:

You wanna see Bobo Balde score a cracker against Buffon (GK)

and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning __________ (manager)

You wish Holland will win the world cup in 2010.

The team you hate to see win the world cup in 2010 is ARGENTINA

Team that's gonna win the CL LYON

Team that will be heart broken in the CL INTER MILAN

Team that will shock you in the CL BREMEN?

You believe will take the goal of the season

I hope to see VAN DER SAR win GK of the season

GERRARD is too over-rated

VAN DER SAR is too under-rated

My tip for the future captain of HOLLAND is STIJN SCHAARS

My tip for the future star of football is LIONEL MESSI

One day, like I said, you will see the name HUNTELAAR dominate football in 5 years time.

_____________ defender of the season

_____________ midfielder of the season

_____________ attacker of the season
VAN GAAL coach of the season

clown/prick of the season

Wish that JEFFERSON FARFAN AND DIVERS EVERYWHERE get injured for whole of season

FARFAN definetly plays like shit on the field although people differ.

We all know that PUYOL plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules!

FARFAN score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him.

You believe that SNEIJDER is going to leave your club next season.

You know that DONT KNOW is useless at your club.

You see JAAP STAM going to the tunnel and you throw/give a SALUTE to him?

You hope to see ANYONE gives a sweet kick to the face of _NICKY HOFS or FARFAN?

If you can buy one player for your team. Who'll that be? SEEDORF, for various reasons

If you can ask a Legend to play for your team, who will that be ? LITMANEN

You believe or you know that ____________ is _______________ even when others dont think so like ____________?

I wish I have dinner with a special player and that will be TOO MANY TO TELL

You idolize JARI LITMANEN?

[nath_scfc]

Looking at that last one I did, what the fuck was I thinking? Defoe as attacker of the season? :mellow: Brammer goal of the season?! :mellow:

I'll do a new one in a bit.

[Rambo]

You would love to see anyone whoop Chelsea asses real hard

You'll definitely pay to watch Lyon vs. Barcelona

in your favourite stadium which is Old Trafford

You wanna see Taye Tiawo score a cracker against Buffon (GK)

and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning Mourinho (manager)

You wish Nigeria will win the world cup in 2010.

The team you hate to see win the world cup in 2010 is ___________

Team that's gonna win the CL Chelsea

Team that will be heart broken in the CL Lyon

Team that will shock you in the CL Valencia

You believe Mascara will take the goal of the season

I hope to see win GK of the season Iker Casillas

Lampard is too over-rated

Stankovic is too under-rated

My tip for the future captain of ____________ is _____________?

My tip for the future star of football is? Bojan krkic

One day, like I said, you will see the name Giovanni Dos Santos dominate football in 5 years time.

_____________ defender of the season

_____________ midfielder of the season

_____________ attacker of the season

_____________ coach of the season

_____________ clown/prick of the season

Wish that Drogba gets injured for whole of season

____________ definetly plays like shit on the field although people differ.

We all know that ____________ plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules!

_____________ score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him.

You believe that _____________ is going to leave your club next season.

You know that ____________ is useless at your club.

You see ___________going to the tunnel and you throw/give a __________ to him?

You hope to see Ayala give a sweet kick to the face of Totti

If you can buy one player for your team. Who'll that be? Huntelaar

If you can ask a Legend to play for your team, who will that be? Maradona

You believe or you know that ____________ is _______________ even when others dont think so like ____________?

I wish I have dinner with a special player and that will be ____________?

You idolize _____________?

And finally, I know the truth that _____________ are the best team in the whole world. Reason because we are/we've got/we won ____________ and the only thing you can do is ______________ and ofcourse swallow and accept it.

[Bammers05]

You would love to see Arsenal whoop Man Utd's asses real hard

You'll definitely pay to watch Arsenal vs. Barcelona

in your favourite stadium which is the Santiago Bernabeau

You wanna see Kolo Toure score a cracker against Robert Green

and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning Alan Pardew

You wish South Africa will win the world cup in 2010.

The team you hate to see win the world cup in 2010 is Italy

Team that's gonna win the CL - Real Madrid?

Team that will be heart broken in the CL - Man Utd?

Team that will shock you in the CL - CSKA Moscow?

You believe Robin Van Persie will take the goal of the season

I hope to see Jens Lehmann win GK of the season

Frank Lampard is too over-rated

Gilberto Silva is too under-rated

My tip for the future captain of Arsenal is Phillipe Senderos?

My tip for the future star of football is Francesc Fabregas?

One day, like I said, you will see the name Cesc Fabregas dominate football in 5 years time.

Kolo Toure - defender of the season

Cesc Fabregas - midfielder of the season

Thierry Henry - attacker of the season

Arsene Wenger - coach of the season

Peter Kenyon - clown/prick of the season

Wish that Cristiano Ronaldo gets injured for whole of season

Frank Lampard definetly plays like shit on the field although people differ.

We all know that Robin Van Persie plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules!

Didier Drogba score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him.

You believe that Lauren is going to leave your club next season.

You know that Alex Song is useless at your club.

You see Pascal Cygan going to the tunnel and you throw/give a hat to him?

You hope to see William Gallas gives a sweet kick to the face of Ashley Cole?

If you can buy one player for your team. Who'll that be? Kaka

If you can ask a Legend to play for your team, who will that be? Franco Baresi

You believe or you know that Ashley Cole is a money-hungry prick even when others dont think so like Ashley Cole?

I wish I have dinner with a special player and that will be Thierry Henry?

You idolize Thierry Henry?

And finally, I know the truth that Arsenal are the best team in the whole world. Reason because we've got Henry, Fabregas, Eboue e.t.c and the only thing you can do is lose and of course swallow and accept it

[The Stig]

you would love to see Macclelsfield whoop Chelsea's asses real hard

you'll definitely pay to watch Brazil vs. Spain
in your favourite stadium which is Wembley

you wanna see Agger score a cracker against Petr Cech (gk)

and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning Jose Mourinho (manager)

you wish England will win the world cup

the team you hate to see win the world cup is Germany

team that's gonna win the cl Lyon

team that will fuck up real bad in the cl Celtic

you believe a player like Van Persie (Lets be honest, He's already done it) can have the most fantastic goal of the season

hope to see Scott Carson win gk of the season

Kolo Toure defender of the season

Gerrard midfielder of the season

Kuyt attacker of the season

Capello coach of the season

Wes Brown clown/prick of the season


wish that Saha gets injured for whole of season

John Oshea definetly plays like shit on the field although people differ

we all know that Fletcher plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules!

Ferdinand score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him like a fookin baboon

you see David James (Based on current hair) going to the tunnel and you throw/give a comb to him?

you hope to see Rooney gives an accidental but sweet kick to the face of Ronaldo

if you can buy one player for your team. who'll that be David Villa

If you can ask a Legend to play for your team, who will that be Maradona


You idolize Alonso.

And finally, I know the truth that Barcelona are the best team in the whole world. Reason because there team is full of World Class players and the only thing you can do is ask Chelsea to cry and of course swallow and accept it.

[CaptainCabinet]

you see David James (Based on current hair) going to the tunnel and you throw/give a comb to him?.

He's changed it....

[Eric Clyde]

He's changed it....

That was fast.

[CaptainCabinet]

That was fast.

Aye, something about too much stick apparently :rolleyes:

[Teekay]

You would love to see Juventus whoop Inter Milan's asses real hard

You'll definitely pay to watch Barcelona vs. Werder Bremen (tomorrow)

in your favourite stadium which is Camp Nou (been there actually)

You wanna see Thierry Henry score a cracker against Carlo Cudicini

and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning Jose Mourinho(manager)

You wish Finland will win the world cup in 2010.

The team you hate to see win the world cup in 2010 is Portugal

Team that's gonna win the CL Chelsea

Team that will be heart broken in the CL Liverpool :(

Team that will shock you in the CL Lyon, again

You believe Dinho (already did it for me)will take the goal of the season

I hope to see Gigi or Jussi Jääskeläinen win GK of the season

Gio is too over-rated

Torsten Frings is too under-rated

My tip for the future captain of Spain is Cesc Fabregas

My tip for the future star of football is Jesus Navas
One day, like I said, you will see the name Lionel Messi dominate football in 5 years time.

Fabio Cannavaro defender of the season

Ronaldinho midfielder of the season

Thierry Henry attacker of the season

Marcelo Lippi coach of the season

Ashley Cole clown/prick of the season

Wish that Zlatan Ibrahimovic gets injured for whole of season

Mauro Camoranesi definetly plays like shit on the field although people differ.

We all know that Del Boy plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules!

Phil Neville will score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him.

You believe that Pavel Nedved (retirement?) is going to leave your club next season.

You know that Jean Alain Boumsong is useless at your club.

You see Ashley Cole going to the tunnel and you throw/give a slap to him?

You hope to see John Terry gives a sweet kick to the face of Robinho

If you can buy one player for your team. Who'll that be Cesc Fabregas

If you can ask a Legend to play for your team, who will that be Jari Litmanen

You believe or you know that Inter are total tossers even when others dont think so like Deki

I wish I have dinner with a special player and that will be for example Paolo Maldini

You idolize Zizou<3

And finally, I know the truth that Juventus are the best team in the whole world. Reason because we are/we've got/we won Serie A and the only thing you can do is blame the match fixing and ofcourse swallow and accept it.

[nickpring]

You would love to see CHELSEA whoop MAN U asses real hard

You'll definitely pay to watch CHELSEA V BARCELONA

in your favourite stadium which is SAN SIRO.

You wanna see MICHAEL BALLACK score a cracker against LEHMANN (GK)

and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning ARSENE WENGER (manager)

You wish WALES will win the world cup in 2010.

The team you hate to see win the world cup in 2010 is BRAZIL

Team that's gonna win the CL CHELSEA?

Team that will be heart broken in the CL LYON?

Team that will shock you in the CL CSKA MOSCOW?

You believe RONALDINHO will take the goal of the season

I hope to see MARCO AMELIA win GK of the season

JERMAINE PENNANT is too over-rated

MICHAEL ESSIEN is too under-rated

My tip for the future captain of CHELSEA is MICHAEL ESSIEN?

My tip for the future star of football is AARON LENNON?

One day, like I said, you will see the name KERREA GILBERT dominate football in 5 years time.

RICARDO CARVALHO defender of the season

PAUL SCHOLES midfielder of the season

DIDIER DROGBA attacker of the season

JOSE MOURINHO coach of the season

CRISTIANO RONALDO clown/prick of the season

Wish that CRISTIANO RONALDO gets injured for whole of season

JERMAINE PENNANT definetly plays like shit on the field although people differ.

We all know that MICHAEL ESSIEN plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules!

Freddie Ljungberg score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him.

You believe that ANDREI SHEVCHENKO is going to leave your club next season.

You know that MAGNUS HEDMAN is useless at your club.

You see FRANK LAMPARD going to the tunnel and give a PIE to him?

You hope to see CLAUDE MAKELELE gives a sweet kick to the face of THIERRY HENRY?

If you can buy one player for your team. Who'll that be CARLES PUYOL?

If you can ask a Legend to play for your team, who will that be GIANFRANCO ZOLA?

You believe or you know that GARY NEVILLE is A TWERP even when others dont think so like PHIL?

I wish I have dinner with a special player and that will be ANDREI SHEVCHENKO?

You idolize RONALDO?

And finally, I know the truth that CHELSEA are the best team in the whole world. Reason because we are THE BEST and the only thing you can do is AGREE and ofcourse swallow and accept it.

[ferdinand93]

Try this for fun i got this from a good source of mine. real nice.

You would love to see Man Utd whoop Chelsea asses real hard

You'll definitely pay to watch Man Utd vs. Arsenal

in your favourite stadium which is Old Trafford

You wanna see Rooney score a cracker against Cech (GK)

and then silence the mouth of the ever moaning Mourinho (manager)

You wish England will win the world cup in 2010.

The team you hate to see win the world cup in 2010 is Serbia

Team that's gonna win the CL Barcelona

Team that will be heart broken in the CL Chelsea

Team that will shock you in the CL Celtic

You believe Henry will take the goal of the season

I hope to see Van Der Sar win GK of the season

Henry is too over-rated

Fletcher is too under-rated

My tip for the future captain of Man Utd is Rio Ferdinand

My tip for the future star of football is Sergio Agüero and Giovanni Dos Santos

One day, like I said, you will see the name Giovanni Dos Santos dominate football in 5 years time.

Vidic defender of the season

Ronaldo midfielder of the season

Rooney attacker of the season

Alex Ferguson coach of the season

Bramble clown/prick of the season

Wish that Lampard gets injured for whole of season

Chelsea definetly plays like shit on the field although people differ.

We all know that Scholes plays like a God on the field and completely dominates and rules!

Terry score a stupid own goal and all laugh at him.

You believe that Tim Howard is going to leave your club next season.

You know that No-one is useless at your club.

You see Shevchenko going to the tunnel and you throw a dildo at him

You hope to see Rooney gives a sweet kick to the face of Carvalho?

If you can buy one player for your team It'll be Ronaldinho

If you can ask a Legend to play for your team, who will that be Bobby Charlton?

You believe or you know that Lampard is crap at free kicks even when a deflection takes it in?

I wish I have dinner with a special player and that will be Ferdinand

You idolize Kaka?

And finally, I know the truth that Barcelona are the best team in the whole world. Reason because we've got the best players in the world and the only thing you can do is fly and of course swallow and accept it.

[nikos24]

Fletcher is too under-rated

I know you are joking. :erm: