Jonny2J
20-09-2005, 18:20
A lady walks into a bar and see's a really cute guy sitting at the counter.
She goes over and asks him what he's drinking.
"Magic Beer" He says.
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after that there is no one worth talking to, so she goes back to the man at the bar and says;
"That isn't really magic beer is it?"
"Yes I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.
The lady cant believe it, "I'll bet you can't do that again"
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the windows, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a magic beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having"
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, You're a real arsehole when you're drunk!"
She goes over and asks him what he's drinking.
"Magic Beer" He says.
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after that there is no one worth talking to, so she goes back to the man at the bar and says;
"That isn't really magic beer is it?"
"Yes I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.
The lady cant believe it, "I'll bet you can't do that again"
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the windows, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a magic beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having"
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, You're a real arsehole when you're drunk!"