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Aaronarid
14-12-2005, 01:00
If you could be a celebrity for a week who would you be?

Personally I would probably choose Brad Pitt.
Relax in luxury, sleep with pretty much any woman, and go home to Angelina..mmm
iane2782
14-12-2005, 10:46
Yeah I wouldnt mind banging Angelina for a week!
Malagacf
14-12-2005, 10:49
George Bush.

I think I'll change some things in a week...
Barry
14-12-2005, 10:52
Id be........ehhmmm.....a porn star maybe? ;)

I really wouldnt know otherwise, celebs are often mindless cunts.
Disco Pants
14-12-2005, 11:19
Hugh Heffner!!

He lives with babes who wear anything you ask them too

"Oh the Power"
Hansel
14-12-2005, 11:21
David Beckham hands down...
Disco Pants
14-12-2005, 11:28
David Beckham hands down...


Finish that sentence off!!;)
Bravoboy
14-12-2005, 11:34
I'd never wish to trade my good looks for those of Brad Pitt.
Stella Artois
14-12-2005, 12:58
Brad Pitt for the reasons posted in the first post.
methical
14-12-2005, 14:08
hugh hefners son, hes basically a young hugh hefner, all the power, fine girls, money and youth
snoopsimon
14-12-2005, 16:45
Good question mate! While it would be nice to be Pitt and screw a beautiful woman for a week, I would rather be someone in a postition of power, so I could make changes that would affect the everyday lives of my fellow man.

Or Tom Cruise,so I could expose Scientology for the scam it really is...

http://www.xenu.net/

Check that for info!
Estill
14-12-2005, 16:50
I think I'd be Jay-Z. Basically the same reasons as Brad Pitt, but probably more money and definitely a fitter bird in Beyonce, IMHO anyway.
Magpie4eva
14-12-2005, 17:02
Heff...
dee-dee
14-12-2005, 17:15
Adam Brody. Works by doing what he loves. Gets lots of dosh doing it. Has a great looking girl although not being that handsome. Is really funny.
OK Computer
14-12-2005, 17:48
I'd be... hmmm... Jessica Alba, you would never see me i'd just sit inside all day playing with my breasts.

Other than her id be ronaldinho (sort of a celebrity) and id try a few tricks i couldnt normally do.
David P
14-12-2005, 17:52
Would nobody just rather be themselves, with celebrity status?
Bravoboy
14-12-2005, 17:53
I would, no doubt.
executioner
14-12-2005, 17:55
david hasslehoff
Keyser Soze
14-12-2005, 17:57
Would nobody just rather be themselves, with celebrity status?
Yep, best choice, no doubt.
fluke88
14-12-2005, 18:00
Bill gates. Okay okay he hasn't got the look's but i could change that with the money that basterd has. Hummmm what could i buy with his money...... everything haha. So yer i wouldn't mind being him..( here Jennifer Aniston have 200 mil for a 30 minate shag).
Bravoboy
14-12-2005, 18:02
Bill gates. Okay okay he hasn't got the look's but i could change that with the money that basterd has. Hummmm what could i buy with his money...... everything haha. So yer i wouldn't mind being him..( here Jennifer Aniston have 200 mil for a 30 minate shag).
I very much doubt Jennifer Anniston would ever shag Bill Gates, even for that amount of money.
Ziss
14-12-2005, 18:04
I very much doubt Jennifer Anniston would ever shag Bill Gates, even for that amount of money.

Gloryhole?
executioner
14-12-2005, 18:05
the only thing i couldnt handle is the photographes EVERYWHERE!
in your garden
outside your house
at your kids nursery.
EVERYWHERE
i'd be like "give me some fucking privacy man!"
Ziss
14-12-2005, 18:14
I'd say "Here's £10, keep £5 to stay away, and the other £5 for the money I owe your mum, with a tip of 900%"
fluke88
14-12-2005, 18:34
I very much doubt Jennifer Anniston would ever shag Bill Gates, even for that amount of money.

You never know. I think she could buy alot of shoes with 200 mil lol. So that could be the turning point in the offer. 30 minates isnt exactley that long.
Earthworm
14-12-2005, 19:41
I would be Peter Crouch, I heard he's a lady in the street and a freak in the bed. In fact he's so hot he set his last GF on fire. Also, his football skills are to die for, dunno if i could balance that with his hectic modelling career though!
DARK JAK
14-12-2005, 19:44
I would be Peter Crouch, I heard he's a lady in the street and a freak in the bed. In fact he's so hot he set his last GF on fire. Also, his football skills are to die for, dunno if i could balance that with his hectic modelling career though!

How the fuck is Crouch a celebrity.
Can you honestly see him going on Parkinson.
fluke88
14-12-2005, 21:43
Yes. Of course i can :rolleyes:. ****starts writeing to parky to try and get crouch on his show****.:innocent:.
Earthworm
14-12-2005, 22:50
Whats with all the stars?
yusuf eeli
14-12-2005, 22:59
I'd be poffeman
fluke88
15-12-2005, 10:44
Whats with all the stars?

It shows that am doing what is in between the star's. What's with the glory hunting?. And the complete dumbness from you?. I could go on for ever about you. And am sure everybody else could.
Earthworm
15-12-2005, 19:21
It shows that am doing what is in between the star's. What's with the glory hunting?. And the complete dumbness from you?. I could go on for ever about you. And am sure everybody else could.
Fuck off you scouser twat, why don't you crawl back into your council house and fuck your sister adding another generation of dickheads to your family.
nikos24
15-12-2005, 19:30
I think I'd be Jay-Z. Basically the same reasons as Brad Pitt, but probably more money and definitely a fitter bird in Beyonce, IMHO anyway.

I would do the same. Beyonce is far more worth it than Angelina for me. Beyonce is a Goddess. But i would'nt be Jay-Z (lucky!) i'd rather be myself with Beyonce. :laugh:
fluke88
15-12-2005, 19:32
Fuck off you scouser twat, why don't you crawl back into your council house and fuck your sister adding another generation of dickheads to your family.

LoL dont you mean 'scouse twat', Dickhead. You passionate man u fan from down south. Go and drink on the street's you stupid little chav. That's all from me and that's all from him.
Earthworm
15-12-2005, 19:36
LoL dont you mean 'scouse twat', Dickhead. You passionate man u fan from down south. Go and drink on the street's you stupid little chav. That's all from him and that's all from me.
What are you on about bellpiece, I live more northern than you. Me a chav?You fuckin serious mate.Where I come from if your a "chav" you get the living shit kicked out of you.
Cali
15-12-2005, 19:48
earthworm and bob come on brake it up:laugh:
nath_scfc
15-12-2005, 20:04
http://static.sky.com/images/skysports/socceram_celeb_2print.jpg

I'm not a celebrity.
Barry
15-12-2005, 20:05
These guys here a showing some serious diva behaviour.
Earthworm
15-12-2005, 20:13
These guys here a showing some serious diva behaviour.
I am so not putting my handbag down until this cheeky young man apologises.:)
fluke88
15-12-2005, 20:40
As i said 'that's all from me and that's all from him'.
methical
30-01-2006, 12:54
id be whoever fucks beyonce, mariah carey, jennifer lopez or kayra augustini, id be happy bein any of those guys
Tallulah Belle
30-01-2006, 13:01
I would be Danny Crespo or Brian Dowling from BB3
fluke88
30-01-2006, 19:06
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:.