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nath_scfc
03-11-2003, 21:21
We always here about who your fave player in the world but who is the least? I'll start with any Port Vale player and Robbie Savage...
Craiiig David
03-11-2003, 21:51
Ruud Van the tart, fanny jeffers, emre and alpay both turkish twats, sometimes Emile Heskey, mr flatfoot robert pires, nicky butt and scholes for being ginger ninjas and Ronaldo for being so fat yet so good.
stuart pearce
paul ince
david batty
gareth southgate
anyone get the connection?
Harry-Kewell
03-11-2003, 22:43
Players I hate:
Mills (like Paul Ince said today, he's an "idiot", a cheat)
Pires (he thinks he's it)
Bergkamp (another cheat)
Neville Brothers (neither deserve to be in the England team)
Ferdinand (very over-rated)
Van Horseface (good player but I hate his guts)
Bowyer (he's a twat)
Tacchinardi scum
Maradona
Alpay
Ronaldinho
Materatzzi
Robbie Savage
Any boro player! Alan smith, Alan smith and .................. er................oh yeah - Alan smith!
Danny Mills
Fillipo Inzaghi
Don Hutchison
Michael Gray
Dennis Wise
Franny Jeffers
Definitely Maybe
06-11-2003, 02:29
Alan Shearer
Craig Bellamy
David Bellion
Danny Mills
Lee Bowyer
Robbie Savage
Dennis Wise
Martin Keown
Ruud van Nistlerooy
David Beckham
Cristiano Ronaldo
Francis Jeffers
Emile Heskey
Kieron Dyer
Man U squad and some others...
Darth Daft
06-11-2003, 02:41
Martin "Monkian" Keown
Lauren
Robert "DIVE! DIVE!" Pires
Roy 'I am a good tackler' Keane
Ruud 'I don't dive' Van Nistelrooy
C Ronaldo (as above)
Tim 'Fuck off' Howard
Alex 'my players are saint's' Fergie
And more...
Darth Daft
06-11-2003, 02:50
pfft "Roy 'I am a good tackler' Keane" thats a great one :rolleyes:
Two Happy Meals please.
The first 2 selections have been slightly influenced by Chelsea's game against Lazio last night!
Sinisa Mihijlovic - kicking, spitting, 2 trips on Duff...and he still complains?
Simeone Inzaghi - "do you reckon he'd struggle if it was windy?"
Other than those, got to be...
Christiano 'The Stepover' Ronaldo
Robert Pires
Arsene "I never saw it" Wenger
Emre
Alpay
i fort it was cristiano 'the triple stepover, shimmy and dance' ronaldo.
why do all the players have middle names for the sake of this? :confused:
adams9802
06-11-2003, 11:10
I HATE:
Horse Face. diving shit house.
Francis Jeffers. Hopefully he'll stay in liverpool.
Anyone on Tottenham
Ferdinand. SA mentioned above, terribly overrated.
Ole Gunner. crying little bastard.
Sir Alex. Someone should break his jaw so he shuts up. But atleast he wasted 60 million pounds on two horrible players.
Pascal Cygan. I want to barf everytime Wenger uses him.
Who's unbeaten???
ill have to say rude van nilsteroy what a gronk, best thing keown ever did was smash him over the head, it was worth the suspension, also hate most of the germans and italians
adams9802
06-11-2003, 12:05
[I dunno Lehmann is good, and I like Hamman
-=[101st]=-
13-11-2003, 10:32
Viera -> coz he is a bad sportsman (see the way he lashed out at RVN!!)
Pires -> coz he dives more often than an olympic driver at a training session...
Giggsy11
13-11-2003, 15:57
Wayne Rooney
rebusrahman
13-11-2003, 20:33
Del Piero - the way he does that plead with his hands.... oooh! just wanna punch him!
MatPhillips
13-11-2003, 21:44
1-Martin Keown
2-Martin Keown
3-Martin Keown
4-Ray Parlour
5-Martin Keown
6-Danny Murphy
7-Martin Keown
8-Martin Keown
9-Martin Keown
10-Martin Keown
and none player: the guy responsible for AC Milans Team selection........PICK RIVALDO YA TWAT!
**DID YOU KNOW?!?**
Martin Keown once auditioned for a part in the remake of planet of the apes but was turned down?
a spokesperson for the casting issued this statement
"we were looking for realism but that was just ridiculous.
we decided not to use him because we couldn't convince the animal rights people he wasn't a REAL ape"
All turkish twats actually most foreigners and the Arsenal team and Arsene 'i did not see that' Wenger wot a twat!
Giggsy11
13-11-2003, 22:43
**DID YOU KNOW?!?**
Martin Keown once auditioned for a part in the remake of planet of the apes but was turned down?
a spokesperson for the casting issued this statement
"we were looking for realism but that was just ridiculous.
we decided not to use him because we couldn't convince the animal rights people he wasn't a REAL ape"
lol :D
MatPhillips
13-11-2003, 22:50
ahh thank you, *bow* *bow*
we love you amsterdam goodnight!
Francis Jeffers - Diver, and generally a penis
Martin Keown - Ape twat
Seth Johnson - general faggot
Danny Mills - as above
Lee Bowyer - as above and below
Mihajlovic (Racist ****)
Alpay - I believe Becks had the last laugh
Ortega - I just hate to see talent go to waste
Edmundo for saying "I am the greatest player in the World" And didn't he prove it :D
Eminem. Oops he's not a footballer ah well
Definitely Maybe
13-11-2003, 23:13
Roy 'I am a good tackler' Keane
Ruud 'I don't dive' Van Nistelrooy
C Ronaldo (as above)
Tim 'Fuck off' Howard
Alex 'my players are saint's' Fergie
And more...
Oh aye I forgot about Keane.
Hate him, especially after the World Cup escapade (always liked Mick, long before he was Sunderland manager, by the way.)
Quality quote from McCarthy though during a recent "meet the players" evening at the Stadium of Light.
Question: "Mick, what was your most memorable moment as Ireland manager?"
Mick: "Easy. Sending that twat home from the World Cup."
tom pain
14-11-2003, 01:40
How can anyone hate Robbie Savage, hes great (yes, I am welsh).
I hate Keown, Parlour, Vieira, Ashley Cole, Lauren (and yes, I support Manchester United).
L . F . C
14-11-2003, 03:37
alpay.......alpay.........er.. ....oh yeah.....and alpay
im welsh too and i cant stand savage :P
any fenerbahce player, any ex-fenerbahce players, any players who are rumoured-to-join fenerbahce, every fenerbahce fans and the fb board...
i'll add beckham (you know why), adams (for getting hagi sent off in uefa cup final), kewell (for getting emre sent off in the first match against leeds. but i like him now)
and marshy. for being an asshole
Bigplayer
15-11-2003, 03:43
Roy Keane
David "I'm sooooooooo gooooddd " Beckham
David "I should retired " Seaman
WHY DO YOU HATE SO MUCH CRISTIANO RONALDO???
BECAUSE LEAVES OUR DEFENSES SO DISSY, THEY HAVE TO GIVE THEM OXIGEN, AT THE END OF THE GAME????
craigw22
15-11-2003, 03:49
Ruud Van Nistelrooy.
He cannot stay on his feet as long as Emile Heskey and i have yet to see him score from outside the area.
People compare him to Thierry Henry but there is absolutely no comparison.
Bigplayer, i agree with u about beckham, keane and seaman.
and marshy. for being an asshole
1. Its ARSEhole not asshole
2. Your a twat
3. All turks are dirty wankers!!
MatPhillips
15-11-2003, 20:13
Cristiano Ronaldo needs to learn some respect and mature a bit! and thats from a United fan, but he's still the most exciting young player in the premiership, by 21 or 22 he'll be outstanding in EVERY match, he needs consistancy
ARSEhole? who invented that? chadwick?
what's that team badge anyway? who are you? who are you to call turks wankers? have you met any turks? do you know me? do I know you? fuck off? please.
MatPhillips
16-11-2003, 18:45
1. Its ARSEhole not asshole
2. Your a twat
3. All turks are dirty wankers!!
isn't that a slightly racist comment??? was it really necessary????
Definitely Maybe
16-11-2003, 19:04
what's that team badge anyway? who are you? who are you to call turks wankers? have you met any turks? do you know me? do I know you? fuck off? please.
You've got a point there like. Apart from the team badge bit. Didnt really get that.
Yes actually there is a turk that lives near me and he is a big headed dirty wanker!
The badge is Rushden and Diamonds by the way.
And I do believe Latvia 1-0 Turkey!
Serve the dirty Turks right (bunch of wankers)
Come on England!!!!!
MatPhillips
16-11-2003, 20:52
you can probabbly get arrested for that......
i take it your talking to me.
Get arrested for what?
For not liking turks?
MatPhillips
17-11-2003, 22:30
inciting racial hatred
-=[101st]=-
21-11-2003, 12:04
the turks got what they desreved after beckham missed that penalty... ARGH!!!...
I am having flahbacks of Man U v Arsenal...
ARGH!!!.. It hurts, It hurts...
PicturePerfect
21-11-2003, 15:54
Put simply, RVN.
Don't get me wrong, he's a fantastic player but the biggest cheat I've seen grace the English game. He's as arrogant as they come too, although that's a bug that's hit many a Dutch player, and considering he plays for United, it isn't much of a revelation...
Darth Daft
21-11-2003, 17:57
ar·ro·gant
(click to hear the word) (r-gnt)
adj.
1.Having or displaying a sense of overbearing self-worth or self-importance.
2.Marked by or arising from a feeling or assumption of one's superiority toward others: an arrogant contempt for the weak. See Synonyms at proud.
3. Thierry Henry
MatPhillips
21-11-2003, 22:26
ar·ro·gant
(click to hear the word) (r-gnt)
adj.
1.Having or displaying a sense of overbearing self-worth or self-importance.
2.Marked by or arising from a feeling or assumption of one's superiority toward others: an arrogant contempt for the weak. See Synonyms at proud.
3. Thierry Henry
lol :D :D :D :D
PicturePerfect
21-11-2003, 22:36
I'm surprised you actually had to look up 'arrogant', being a United supporter. :rolleyes:
Darth Daft
22-11-2003, 00:34
that was poor, please do better next time. :rolleyes:
PicturePerfect
22-11-2003, 00:45
Yes, silly me, I should have realised a sentence not including 'Arsene', 'Wenger' and 'penis' would have displeased you.
You certainly adhere to your name.
Darth Daft
22-11-2003, 00:53
Yes, silly me, I should have realised a sentence not including 'Arsene', 'Wenger' and 'penis' would have displeased you.
You certainly adhere to your name.
Look mate, it is not my fault if you cant stop going on about Arsene Wenger's Penis, i never mentioned it before. Personally i can think of better things to waste my time on.
PicturePerfect
22-11-2003, 01:01
I agree, you never mentioned it before. When did I say you did?
The only players I don'y like are those held in high regard for nothing, i.e. Barry Ferguson.....those who cheat such as Pires, and bad sportsmen such as Keown. If I was in RVN place I would have decked him.
Oh and that idiot Rab Douglas, I mean, letting in 6???? The first was about a mile out how didn't he stop it? How can he make the same mistake twice in siccession for the second and third??
Bah.
ChelseaDave
25-11-2003, 01:33
Any ManURE players
Any ARSEnal players
Any Tottenham players (especially anderton & poyet)
Any Liverpool players
Alpay, Tugay, Heskey (he is soooooo crap), David Beckham (for being the most overrated man on earth) and
Ronaldinho for having extremely goofy teeth.
Also David Seaman for looking an absolute twat with that ponytail.
MatPhillips
25-11-2003, 19:21
i agree with the Seaman one, that pony tail SPELLS mid life crisis! lol
ar·ro·gant
(click to hear the word) (r-gnt)
adj.
1.Having or displaying a sense of overbearing self-worth or self-importance.
2.Marked by or arising from a feeling or assumption of one's superiority toward others: an arrogant contempt for the weak. See Synonyms at proud.
3. Thierry Henry
Henry arrogant? My arse.
He might come across as arrogant, but he's actually a great person who has respect for all teams. One of the fairest players going around. Weren't you watching last year when the Southampton defender (the last man in the FA Cup final) was literally hanging off his shirt and he still didn't go down! Just because he's french doesn't make him arrogant. Pires is arrogant, Wenger is somewhat (taken out of context though), but Henry and Vieira are not.
i hate any man u or liver twats :p
MatPhillips
27-11-2003, 23:12
i hate any man u or liver twats :p
Arsenal fan are we?
PicturePerfect
28-11-2003, 00:03
I should add Marco Materazzi to my list. The guy's an absolute wanker and one really sly cunt. They way he fell over in fake agony inside the penalty box with arms raised on Tuesday was laughable.
I hope a Juve player can do him some damage on Saturday.
MatPhillips
28-11-2003, 00:07
i hate henchoz, cos he gets away with handball so often he may as well go in goal!
Darth Daft
02-12-2003, 01:20
I should add Marco Materazzi to my list. The guy's an absolute wanker and one really sly cunt. They way he fell over in fake agony inside the penalty box with arms raised on Tuesday was laughable.
I hope a Juve player can do him some damage on Saturday.
Heh, nothing like Robert "DIVE DIVE" Pires against Fulham then. :p
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