The Tate greenegg. (Dragonfly credited for name)

[greenegg]

Here are links, requested by villene, to .ZIP and .RAR files of all your drawings
.RAR
http://files.filefront.com/The_Tate_.../fileinfo.html

.ZIP
http://files.filefront.com/The_Tate_.../fileinfo.html

Big thanks to CaptainCabinet for taking the time to do this for all our enjoyment

My next lot to be done are: No Requests at the moment


OK guys by unpopular demand here is the gallery of my truly great drawings...;)

I mainly do Footballers but may branch out if you supply material.

I will do requests but will need some time depending on the number of requests I get (I imagine it will be 100s as they are so good)
I appreciate any comments good and bad. So to start off here is my already done stuff.


Park Ji Sung
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/New002.jpg

David Beckham
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/New003.jpg

Sven
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/ll.jpg

Mcfadden against England 2008. For Deki
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/pic002.jpg

Ruud
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/pic003.jpg

Rosiky
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/pix001.jpg

Nakamura
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/pix006.jpg

Figo
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/pix004.jpg

Nesta
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/pix0021.jpg

RoboCrouch
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/crouch1.jpg

[Dragonfly]

:laugh: I thought you were joking about crediting me for the name.

All you need now is a guy dressed in black to visit this page and value your work.

[Magpie4eva]

I'm wearing a black T-shirt :tongue:

Brilliant mate.

[greenegg]

Dragonfly the riches will soon come flooding :unsure:

Requests to be done are:
RoboCrouch
Dragonfly
Carra Rafa and Gerrard

[Krook]

If I was Nesta, I wouldn't know which to worry more about. The tits or the legs? :D

[-Deki-]

:tongue: Thats the first tme I say the drawing you done for me, I'm loving it :tongue:

I think the sven one is class aswell, I can see where you are coming from in the RVN one but you ended up making David Beckham look like Shaun Derry. :laugh:

[Preki-USA]

can i get an explanation on the figo one?

[greenegg]

can i get an explanation on the figo one?

Sure mate, he is playing baseball whilst blindfolded and he is listening to Pink Floyd dark side of the moon. It is relaxing for him to do before a World Cup tournament

[GuyP]

Nakamura?

[50!]

There's a guy falling down the stairs in the second link of my sig, could you draw him please?

[Dr. Bob Kelso]

Carra Rafa and Gerrard on the same pic?

[greenegg]

50! that vid is hilarious I will draw it tomorrow as it is so funny the bounce at the end is insane everybody should watch it just for that.

[theowalcott#32]

There's a guy falling down the stairs in the second link of my sig, could you draw him please?

It depends if it's Alvin's 'special' link from the leek spin thread.

Some scars aren't left on the body :huh:

[GuyP]

There's a guy falling down the stairs in the second link of my sig, could you draw him please?

:laugh: He went down so fast, I can't wait to see greenegg's sketch.

[Preki-USA]

There's a guy falling down the stairs in the second link of my sig, could you draw him please?

ive got quite the picture drawn in my mind of that link 50!...want me to draw it?

[laughin man]

Damn you 50 :shocking:

[greenegg]

RoboCrouch: Needs no explanation.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/crouch1.jpg

[Alvin]

There's a guy falling down the stairs in the second link of my sig, could you draw him please?

It's good that this forum has become more liberal, back in the day you'd be fired for that shit, but with Yossi posting incest forums and me posting meatspin, it seems there's not much that's taboo around here now.

[PES4KING05]

Quality pic, how about the pic of Brad Pitt in a football kit, I have an obsession for him someones already photoshopped him into one on: http://www.brad.com

[greenegg]

Wank

[greenegg]

Here is Dragonfly on a windy cloud.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/pik002.jpg

[greenegg]

Here is Jan Koller peeking over his next door neighbours garden wall.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/pix0010.jpg

[Dragonfly]

:laugh: Thanks for the portrait Van Goghegg. It's brilliant. Not too sure how I feel about the eye-bags, but it's pretty good.

[greenegg]

I guess it is quite tiring riding a cloud all day though.

[Dragonfly]

The funny thing is that I used to have a reccurring dream where I used to climb up steps made of clouds, on to full clouds, where me and my mates used to chill-out and play football.

[greenegg]

Yeah my art is also a form of psychic ability :unsure:

[greenegg]

Carra Rafa and Gerrard on the same pic?

Here you go matey. This is Stevie G and Carra swinging the skipping rope for their manager Mr Benitez, the reason he wants to skip is to try and trim down a bit before the new season.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/yes001.jpg

[greenegg]

A special treat, here is Hargreaves trapped in a giant banana skin.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/yesp001.jpg

[Preki-USA]

A special treat, here is Hargreaves trapped in a giant banana skin.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/yesp001.jpg

this is somehow very arousing.

[greenegg]

this is somehow very arousing.

:laugh:

OK guys I've finished my requests so does anbody hava any new requests?

[Preki-USA]

I'd like something with a football/wizard of oz theme :)

[Scarface]

Here is Jan Koller peeking over his next door neighbours garden wall.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/pix0010.jpg

:laugh:

Great drawings.

[Hansel]

Do a Ronaldinho one, please. :)

[greenegg]

Here is Carrick having a gentle spar.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/yesp002.jpg

[Preki-USA]

I'd like something with a football/wizard of oz theme :)

i'll just take any football player in a dress then.

[greenegg]

i'll just take any football player in a dress then.

Yeah Prek sorry mate but if you explain your Wizard of Oz in a bit more detail I'll give it a bash, if not I can get a footballer in a dress.

[Dr. Bob Kelso]

Here you go matey. This is Stevie G and Carra swinging the skipping rope for their manager Mr Benitez, the reason he wants to skip is to try and trim down a bit before the new season.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/yes001.jpg

That is pure class.

[Preki-USA]

Yeah Prek sorry mate but if you explain your Wizard of Oz in a bit more detail I'll give it a bash, if not I can get a footballer in a dress.

You don't know the Wizard of Oz?

well fine. how bout jared borgetti in a dress and the US team wearing overalls.

edit. just be creative ;)

[greenegg]

OK matey I shall have a think, of course I know the wizard of Oz but was unsure what you meant, do you mean do a player as a character or draw the characters playing with some footballers. I will see what happens in the next few days and get back to you.

[GuyP]

Bowyer and/or Dyer?

[martin_cranie]

Brilliant thread; even funnier than the pb & Duganno sig thread. :D

[Barry]

I still got that Ruud one on my wall here :laugh:

[Sully]

Any chance of a John Terry drawing?

[greenegg]

Here is Marquez he is DJing in a Burberry shirt.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/goop001.jpg

[Magpie4eva]

Brilliant! How about Rooney making a kid cry?

[Sagdiyev]

Brilliant, you never fail to impress.

[greenegg]

Here is Boumsong pinching a TV from a German hotel

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/goop002.jpg

My next lot to be done are:
Oz or Borgetti or USA
Ronaldinho eating (two birds one stone)
Bowyer/Dyer
Terry
Rooney making a child cry
Mickey Evans eating a Ginsters

I'll try and do them in the next day or two.

[-Jamster-]

Any chance of Ronaldinho eating? ;) Would be great if you can

[Magpie4eva]

:laugh: Boumsong stealing!

[Sagdiyev]

Here is Boumsong pinching a TV from a German hotel

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/goop002.jpg

My next lot to be done are:
Oz or Borgetti or USA
Ronaldinho
Bowyer/Dyer
Terry

I'll try and do them in the next day or two.

Just like my last post, you never fail to impress.

[Dave!]

Can you please draw fat Mickey Evans eating a Ginsters.

[greenegg]

Can you please draw fat Mickey Evans eating a Ginsters.

You my friend are a cunt :tongue: But I will do this as drawing an Argyle player (ex) will be a dream

[Dave!]

:laugh: Go for it.

[greenegg]

Last one for today folks here is Ernst selling some balloons at a gypsy fair.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/goop003.jpg

[Sagdiyev]

Last one for today folks here is Ernst selling some balloons at a gypsy fair.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/goop003.jpg

Mate, you are a legend.

[Magpie4eva]

How do you come up with these ideas? :laugh:

[greenegg]

Mate, you are a legend.

:blush:

How do you come up with these ideas? :laugh:

I draw these all at work which bores the shit out of me so I just draw crazy scenarios for famous footballers what ever pops into mind I draw

[greenegg]

You don't know the Wizard of Oz?

well fine. how bout jared borgetti in a dress and the US team wearing overalls.

edit. just be creative ;)

For now here is Dempsey in overalls working as a mechanic in a Ford garage in Chicago.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/hool004.jpg

Also here is Mcbride Hiding in a tree.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/hool002.jpg

[greenegg]

Do a Ronaldinho one, please. :)

Any chance of Ronaldinho eating? ;) Would be great if you can

Here it is Ronaldinho enjoying a small feast.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/hool003.jpg

[greenegg]

Any chance of a John Terry drawing?

Sure here is JT playing in a fake submarine made out of cardboard boxes.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/hool001.jpg

[CaptainCabinet]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

You couldn't have a go at a Gary O'neil one? your choice of activity :tongue:

[Dan]

Thread of the millenium? most probably.

We need a pic of SWP and Crouchy having a wrassling match.

[-Jamster-]

This is the best thread ever!! ;)

That Ronaldinho one is class man. Thanks. :cool:

[Singey]

Any chance of C. Ronaldo tripping (well.. diving) over a cordless phone?

[greenegg]

Any chance of C. Ronaldo tripping (well.. diving) over a cordless phone?

:laugh: This will be brilliant, thanks for inspiration

[greenegg]

Here is Materazzi doing a cartwheel

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/goop005.jpg

[greenegg]

Last one for today is Van Bommel waving from the back of a train. I will get some requests done tomorrow.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/goop006.jpg

[Preki-USA]

For now here is Dempsey in overalls working as a mechanic in a Ford garage in Chicago.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/hool004.jpg

Also here is Mcbride Hiding in a tree.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/hool002.jpg


this is such emotion provoking art work. I laugh, I cry, I throw up in my mouth, it is always a rollercoaster of thoughts and dreams that I would never imagine dreaming or thinking. Thank you greenegg, this art has changed my life. forever.

[GuyP]

These are all quality!!!

[Hansel]

Please do one with Michael Jackson touching Macoulay Culking, you know the kid from The Home alone films.

[greenegg]

Please do one with Michael Jackson touching Macoulay Culking, you know the kid from The Home alone films.

OK... this one may take a while wee Poffeman

[greenegg]

Bowyer and/or Dyer?

Here is Bowyer shouting at Dyer and asking him for a fight, Dyer is crying through sheer terror

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/body.jpg

[GuyP]

That's great :laugh: Thanks

[greenegg]

Thanks for the comments guys your positive vibes are really touching and I'm glad to see we can all look behind the shite and see a little bit of fun and humour. You are all giving me the inspiration to carry on with my art and I will get the requests done ASAP. Many thanks, greenegg. :)

[Dragonfly]

For now here is Dempsey in overalls working as a mechanic in a Ford garage in Chicago.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/hool004.jpg
That looks a lot like Recoba to me.

Great job mate. I'm proud to have my name on your thread :happy:

[Ryαп]

Must say, your drawings are legendary ;) any chance of Arsene Wenger holding a baby elephant?

[Bravoboy]

Sure here is JT playing in a fake submarine made out of cardboard boxes.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/hool001.jpg
As you do! :laugh:

These are great man, keep it up.

[GuyP]

Terry looks like Simon Cowell ;)

[greenegg]

Terry looks like Simon Cowell ;)

Yea thats his Dad dont you know :ninja:

[greenegg]

Please do one with Michael Jackson touching Macoulay Culking, you know the kid from The Home alone films.

Actually Poffe I wont do this as I feel a tad weird about it and itharms my art karma type thang

[greenegg]

Any chance of C. Ronaldo tripping (well.. diving) over a cordless phone?

Here is this moment in sketch

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/hubb001.jpg

[greenegg]

Here is Albelda on lollipop lady duty. NB he is a man

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/goop004.jpg

[greenegg]

Last one tonight guys is Kromkamp playing a guitar whilst wearing a kilt.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/hool005.jpg

I will get some of those requests done tomorrow, remember guys never rush art.

[GuyP]

Arjen Robben in any situation you can think of. Thanks.

[Jeremy_u2]

Loving the drawings, greenegg. Brilliant!

[Singey]

Here is this moment in sketch

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/hubb001.jpg
:D Great drawings, and thanks for completing my request.

[greenegg]

I strayed from football today and drew Danny Dyer trapped in a sleeping bag.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/hubb002.jpg

I will try and get through some requests later today.

[Scarface]

Here is Albelda on lollipop lady duty. NB he is a man

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/goop004.jpg

Hahaha, I love that one.

[Dragonfly]

Can you do a picture of Zidane sweating in a bathtub, and his sweat ends up filling the tub.

Chi-arse.

[greenegg]

Brilliant! How about Rooney making a kid cry?

Here is Wayne hogging the sandpit and flipping the bird to a tot thus making him weep.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/ferr002.jpg

[greenegg]

Can you please draw fat Mickey Evans eating a Ginsters.

Meh

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/ferr005.jpg

[greenegg]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

You couldn't have a go at a Gary O'neil one? your choice of activity :tongue:

Here he is hiding in a blackberry bush

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/ferr003.jpg

[CaptainCabinet]

:laugh: thanks man

[-Jamster-]

Can i get one of Roberto Carlos jumping out of a window? :happy:

[mufcsean]

haha this thread is fuckin awesome

[executioner]

LOL, this thread is fantastic. hey greenegg, could you make one of sven putting his arm around rooney in the cinema please? :laugh:

[GuyP]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/ferr005.jpg

Chopra


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/ferr003.jpg

Crouch

[Bravoboy]

Crouch
My thoughts exactly.

[theowalcott#32]

Greenegg, please can ya do one of Ronaldo (Brazil) eating a cheeseburger?

[greenegg]

any chance of Arsene Wenger holding a baby elephant?

Here is that moment, it's as if it were real as it looks so darn real

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/oplop.jpg

[executioner]

:laugh: quality

[GuyP]

Good to see people appreciate Soccer Am 3rd eyes....was it a jumper or summat?

[greenegg]

Good to see people appreciate Soccer Am 3rd eyes....was it a jumper or summat?

Que?

[GuyP]

It was on the Soccer AM DVD.

[greenegg]

It was on the Soccer AM DVD.

O....K :mellow:

[GuyP]

Not seen it?

[greenegg]

Can you do a picture of Zidane sweating in a bathtub, and his sweat ends up filling the tub.

Chi-arse.

That moment in magical pencil format

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/zz.jpg

[Dragonfly]

:laugh: Brilliant!!! Thanks for that mate. I think I'm gonna use that as my desktop wallpaper.

[JamMasterJoe]

By the way you are a genius!!
Can i get Thierry Henry Playing Darts With His Dad
http://annak75.free.fr/zic/skin.mp3

[greenegg]

Sure but what does Tohairys dad look like?

[JamMasterJoe]

this is wat he looks like

http://images.andale.com/f2/115/115/8995635/1077876844231_SmallBlackDad.jp g

[greenegg]

:laugh: I never knew Thierrys dad was a styrofoam puppet :shocking:

[Dragonfly]

That toy looks like me :D

[JamMasterJoe]

its a poor quality pic but i assure you that is thierry henry and his sister melba's dad sinclair henry

[mufcsean]

this is wat he looks like

http://images.andale.com/f2/115/115/8995635/1077876844231_SmallBlackDad.jp g

truly one of the funniest things ever i have been laffin for fuckin ages about this

[greenegg]

Can i get one of Roberto Carlos jumping out of a window? :happy:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/neweres003.jpg

[greenegg]

Here is Owen dressed up as a doctor and his head is swollen because he injected it with air

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/newer001.jpg

[greenegg]

Joe Cole riding a customised toy police bike

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/newer002.jpg

[GuyP]

Looks like he is holding a cock and balls in his left hand.

[greenegg]

Alex of Japan on a kayaking expedition on the river Nile

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/newer006.jpg

[JamMasterJoe]

Looks like he is holding a cock and balls in his left hand.

how crude

[GuyP]

How? Are you right handed?

[greenegg]

Bernt Schneider at an Eagle sanctuary in Nigeria

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/neweres002.jpg

[greenegg]

Luis Garcia in Newquay having a surf

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/suf.jpg

[Kevthedrummer]

ha you have some talent. great pics

[GuyP]

Soon can you make a big .rar file with all these in? Pure gold!

[greenegg]

Last one for today John Terry at Heathrow dressed as a priest looking out for a Chinese friend of the family. Requests will be finished over the weekend.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/neweres001.jpg

Soon can you make a big .rar file with all these in? Pure gold!

I will have to learn this but great idea mate, any more requests or suggestions will not go ignored. :)

[GuyP]

Can you do Defoe and Robbie Keane having a water pistol fight? Whenever you can mate ;)

[Dragonfly]

A non-football one.

Can you do a rasta man who's going bald. Maybe you can do a man with a dreadlock comb-over, or a bald patch in the top/middle of the head with dreadlocks either side (Like the picture below, but with dreadlocks in stead of normal hair).

http://www.jernigans.com/New%20Website%20Jernigan's/Man%20I%20Bald.jpg

[JamMasterJoe]

Luis Garcia in Newquay having a surf

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/suf.jpg

please tell why his arm and legs are broken.

Can i also please get gabby the cheating bastard heinze crying into his coffee watchin superted to cheer him up after argentinas exit from the world cup
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/fifa/06/c/ARG/201964_l.jpg

[greenegg]

please tell why his arm and legs are broken.


Sure, surfing is extremely dangerous and can lead to busted limbage

[Ryαп]

Great work as always Greenegg ;) Another one with nothing to do with football; Can I have Steve Irwin (the crocodile hunter) hanging around with Merlin and an aligator, with the aligator dancing with flip-flops on.

I let my imagination get the better of me sometimes :P

[greenegg]

Merlin??? The wizardy man?

[Ryαп]

Yeah thats the guy ;)

[JamMasterJoe]

[QUOTE=ЯЧΛИI let my imagination get the better of me sometimes :P[/QUOTE]

????????????????????????????

[Dr. Bob Kelso]

Ronaldo with half a head while Rooney reloads his shotgun.

If cartoon violence is wrong then I don't want to be right.

[CaptainCabinet]

Mr. Egg sir, if you want i can nock them all into one RAR. file and a Zip. one, upload them and post the links here if it'll help you?

[Fergs]

How about Cronaldo having Vicks vapour rub applied to his eyes to aid his crying whilst being savagely beaten to death by a baseball bat wielding gang consisting of Rooney, Gerrard and the young ivory coast left back Arthur Boka.

Just a thought.

[greenegg]

Ronaldo with half a head while Rooney reloads his shotgun.

If cartoon violence is wrong then I don't want to be right.

It's not cartoon it is almost real :tongue:

Mr. Egg sir, if you want i can nock them all into one RAR. file and a Zip. one, upload them and post the links here if it'll help you?

Yea whatever you like mate I have no idea what any of it is but it sounds great so crack on

[GuyP]

Rooney in Man Utd shirt, dropkicking CRonaldo in Real Madrid Shirt.

[greenegg]

Arjen Robben in any situation you can think of. Thanks.

OK here he is being constricted by a 30 foot snake

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/wcup002.jpg


Can i also please get gabby the cheating bastard heinze crying into his coffee watchin superted to cheer him up after argentinas exit from the world cup
]

Here is this one for you matey

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/wcup003.jpg

[greenegg]

Rooney in Man Utd shirt, dropkicking CRonaldo in Real Madrid Shirt.

This is a factual glimpse into next season.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/wcup004.jpg

[greenegg]

Ronaldo with half a head while Rooney reloads his shotgun.

If cartoon violence is wrong then I don't want to be right.

Here you go my friend, this was a passionate piece for me

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/wcup001.jpg

[CaptainCabinet]

Here are links, requested by villene, to .ZIP and .RAR files of all your drawings
.RAR
http://files.filefront.com/The_Tate_Greeneggrar/;5213625;;/fileinfo.html

.ZIP
http://files.filefront.com/The_Tate_Greeneggzip/;5213635;;/fileinfo.html

[greenegg]

Captain Cabinet thank you very much kind Sir. I'm sure all the other Art fans will love the chance of having them all in one easy to keep space. Again thank you very much and you are always welcome in the Tate greenegg. :)

[CaptainCabinet]

In that case mr. Egg can i please request, Luca Toni, Schwienstiger, Zizou and a portugirl of your choice on a bouncy castle?

[greenegg]

In that case mr. Egg can i please request, Luca Toni, Schwienstiger, Zizou and a portugirl of your choice on a bouncy castle?

Consider it done.

[Dr. Bob Kelso]

Here you go my friend, this was a passionate piece for me

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/wcup001.jpg

Nice one mate.

Reload Rooney reload!

[Bish]

Here you go my friend, this was a passionate piece for me

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/wcup001.jpg

Even when being shot, Ronaldo still finds time to dive :laugh:

[JamMasterJoe]

OK here he is being constricted by a 30 foot snake

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/wcup002.jpg


how old is robben here please not havin go but youve made the diving scum look younger than he actually looks. Great thread eggsy my mate

[Dave!]

Here you go my friend, this was a passionate piece for me

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/wcup001.jpg

Looks like hes been hit by a piece of steak...

[Dr. Bob Kelso]

Looks like hes been hit by a piece of steak...

Remind me not to come round to yours for dinner.

[Dave!]

Remind me not to come round to yours for dinner.

Your not invited anyway.......

[GuyP]

Here are links, requested by villene, to .ZIP and .RAR files of all your drawings
.RAR
http://files.filefront.com/The_Tate_Greeneggrar/;5213625;;/fileinfo.html

.ZIP
http://files.filefront.com/The_Tate_Greeneggzip/;5213635;;/fileinfo.html

Thanks.

[greenegg]

Thanks.

I hope you enjoy these :D

[theowalcott#32]

Remind me not to come round to yours for dinner.

Is it because he supports Leeds?

[JamMasterJoe]

hahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahah ahahahahahahhaha
u support leeds

[Papa]

Could I have Boa Morte smacking one of C. Ronaldo/Figo/Simao around please?

[Haribo]

How did I not see this thread before now? :huh:

EDIT:
http://www.pesinsight.com/showpost.php?p=672470&postcount=11269
http://www.pesinsight.com/showpost.php?p=673613&postcount=11291

Ahh the memories.

[Phatmann]

I can't believe I didn't go into this thread before, I've always seen it but not bothered clicking on it. This has to be the best thread around at the moment :laugh: class drawings greenegg, just class :laugh:

[greenegg]

I can't believe I didn't go into this thread before, I've always seen it but not bothered clicking on it. This has to be the best thread around at the moment :laugh: class drawings greenegg, just class :laugh:
Thanks mate :D I am sure there are many others like you out there who are missing out on a brilliant thread so remember kids tell all of your mates to head on over and view. Dont let this thread pass you by.

[greenegg]

LOL, this thread is fantastic. hey greenegg, could you make one of sven putting his arm around rooney in the cinema please? :laugh:

Here they are and I believe they went to watch Over the hedge

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/mimi006.jpg

By the way you are a genius!!
Can i get Thierry Henry Playing Darts With His Dad

Here are the pair having a game down at The Well Hung Donkey in Ottery St Mary

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/mimi001.jpg

[greenegg]

How about Cronaldo having Vicks vapour rub applied to his eyes to aid his crying whilst being savagely beaten to death by a baseball bat wielding gang consisting of Rooney, Gerrard and the young ivory coast left back Arthur Boka.

Just a thought.

The pharmacist was all out of vapour rub but sold me some vaseline instead

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/mimi003.jpg

[greenegg]

In that case mr. Egg can i please request, Luca Toni, Schwienstiger, Zizou and a portugirl of your choice on a bouncy castle?

Here you go mate, a fly landed on the Portugirl forcing him to be knocked over the edge of said castle hence why you cant see him

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/mimi002.jpg

[JamMasterJoe]

Hi greenegg
thanks for my drawing its great and keep up the great work
couple of ideas...
1)Ian Holloway (new plymouth argyle manager for the ignorant) doing something to Cronaldo
2)Real Ronaldo sitting on Cronaldo
3)John Motson vs Clive Tylesley in a Boxing match with a referee of your choice


IDEA FOR EGG

when you get to a milestone drawing e.g 50th piece of art, How about finding an iconic picture then using your art removing all the footballers in the picture and re-drawing them in yourself in your own unique style.
e.g dave beckham kicking diego simone just before he was sent off could be the scene and you redo dave and simone and whoever else is in the picture you happen to download.
just a thought eggsy:unsure:

[greenegg]

IDEA FOR EGG

when you get to a milestone drawing e.g 50th piece of art, How about finding an iconic picture then using your art removing all the footballers in the picture and re-drawing them in yourself in your own unique style.
e.g dave beckham kicking diego simone just before he was sent off could be the scene and you redo dave and simone and whoever else is in the picture you happen to download.
just a thought eggsy:unsure:

Great idea but I have surpassed 50 (I think) but to all Tate fans here is what I am asking you to do. For my 100th drawing we shall all celebrate with a real pic but I will cut out the key figures in it and re-draw them so all I ask is for ideas on this centennary celebration. I will then conduct a poll based on the top 5 and this will be our choice. 100 is a way off yet so have a think and thn suggest. Cheers Taters

[CaptainCabinet]

Here you go mate, a fly landed on the Portugirl forcing him to be knocked over the edge of said castle hence why you cant see him

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/mimi002.jpg

Haha awesome man, i did expect something like that with the portugirl player, and you didn't dissapoint.

[JamMasterJoe]

egg heres an idea for 100th pic. you would probably have to find a bigger better pic, but you could redo it in englands favor
http://www.acromedia.com/blog/images/maradonna_thin_hand_of_God.jpg

[greenegg]

What rather than just re-draw history you think I should change history? keep the ideas coming folks

[greenegg]

Thread of the millenium? most probably.

We need a pic of SWP and Crouchy having a wrassling match.

Sorry it has been a long time Mr 19 Sir, Crouchy has a mask on and SWP is wearing a cape

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/ghoo003.jpg

[greenegg]

Can you do Defoe and Robbie Keane having a water pistol fight? Whenever you can mate ;)

Here you go Spunky, poor old Keano has taken a big spurt in the face.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/ghoo006.jpg

[greenegg]

A special treat now as we see poor Adriano in a scary yet all too familiar predicament. Heed the signs is the moral here kids.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/ghoo002.jpg

[Dave!]

Greenegg i never got round to seeing the picture of Mickey Evans eating a Ginsters.

Did you actually make it....:unsure:

[greenegg]

Yes go back through these pages and remember to always keep an eye in the Tate, this goes for everybody

[Dave!]

Yes go back through these pages and remember to always keep an eye in the Tate, this goes for everybody

What page, i can`t find it. :crymore:

[greenegg]

Page 5 midway down and post 91. You little hussy

[Dave!]

Meh

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/ferr005.jpg

:laugh: Found it.

That is class.

Page 5 midway down and post 91. You little hussy

Bitch :tongue:

[GuyP]

Here you go Spunky, poor old Keano has taken a big spurt in the face.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/ghoo006.jpg

I said Defoe, not Les Ferdinand.

[greenegg]

I said Defoe, not Les Ferdinand.

:laugh: I think they are related though.

[mufcsean]

I said Defoe, not Les Ferdinand.

my thoughts exactly allthough EGG'S drawings are class i thought that was L. Ferdinand, and i am loving gerrard Ronaldo and co in that pic were they are bullying C Ronaldo, fookin awesome mate

[greenegg]

Greenegg, please can ya do one of Ronaldo (Brazil) eating a cheeseburger?

Here

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/hert017.jpg


2)Real Ronaldo sitting on Cronaldo


http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/hert014.jpg

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:laugh:

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Greenegg you truly are a genius.

Any chance of Titus Bramble in an avery with bird shit on his head?

[theowalcott#32]

Here

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/hert017.jpg

Quality! Applying as wallpaper....now!

[executioner]

Hahaha, these are beyond quality!
i would say to request a custom sig but you'd be better of drawing it yourself :laugh:

[greenegg]

Hahaha, these are beyond quality!
i would say to request a custom sig but you'd be better of drawing it yourself :laugh:


A sig you say? I could draw the main image and use PS to get a BG and some effects too. Give me an idea and I'll have a bash but it will probably be wank but go ahead any way.

[JamMasterJoe]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/hert014.jpg

he really flattened him nicely, brings a tear
ronaldo has lost weight and has ages rapidly and cronaldo looks like he has been dead for some time.
i still love it though

[greenegg]

A non-football one.

Can you do a rasta man who's going bald. Maybe you can do a man with a dreadlock comb-over, or a bald patch in the top/middle of the head with dreadlocks either side (Like the picture below, but with dreadlocks in stead of normal hair).

http://www.jernigans.com/New%20Website%20Jernigan's/Man%20I%20Bald.jpg


Here you go hope you enjoy Old man Jah

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/tate002.jpg

[greenegg]

Could I have Boa Morte smacking one of C. Ronaldo/Figo/Simao around please?

Here mate, Boa picked on Figo because CRonaldo dived over the wall and Simao had a splinter from the bench.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/tate006.jpg

[Papa]

Here mate, Boa picked on Figo because CRonaldo dived over the wall and Simao had a splinter from the bench.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/tate006.jpg
It's...It's beautiful!

[greenegg]

Hi greenegg
thanks for my drawing its great and keep up the great work
couple of ideas...
1)Ian Holloway (new plymouth argyle manager for the ignorant) doing something to Cronaldo


Here Jammy, what Olly is doing is just simply looking at CRonaldo and this is enough to panic him into a double pike with jagged edge.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/tate001.jpg

[Krook]

Nice work here greenegg.

How about a classic one for me? I thinking Paul Breitner & Jairzinho arguing over who has the better afro... :D

[greenegg]

Nice work here greenegg.

How about a classic one for me? I thinking Paul Breitner & Jairzinho arguing over who has the better afro... :D

Haha I will do my research and have this bad boy done soon

[JamMasterJoe]

Here Jammy, what Olly is doing is just simply looking at CRonaldo and this is enough to panic him into a double pike with jagged edge.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/tate001.jpg


BEAUTIFUL!!!!

[Dragonfly]

Here you go hope you enjoy Old man Jah

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/tate002.jpg
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cheers boss!

[JamMasterJoe]

i want a adidas team geist with a moustach please

[Chuck Morris]

Greenegg you still doing requests? If so could you do David Moyes twatting Wayne Rooney inthe face with a big black dildo?
There was an article in the Liverpool Echo the other day and Rooney made some comments that pissed me off...hope you can do this.

[mufcsean]

Mr Egg please could you draw my request, i would like Peter Kenyon being kicked in the balls by a load of Man U fans please.

[greenegg]

Greenegg you still doing requests? If so could you do David Moyes twatting Wayne Rooney inthe face with a big black dildo?
There was an article in the Liverpool Echo the other day and Rooney made some comments that pissed me off...hope you can do this.

Haha sorry guys I have neglected this lateley but I am back now and have some requests to get done icluding this one now.

Sorry again but the Tate is back in business

I will work over Ze weekend

Mr Egg please could you draw my request, i would like Peter Kenyon being kicked in the balls by a load of Man U fans please.

Aye

[Dr_Tom01]

Alex Ferguson and Ruud Van Nistelroooooy in a boat please egg

[Jonno394]

1) rafalutionary making a sexual proposition to jermaine pennant.
2) Streve Bruce standing in awe of his brilliant managerial skills (ie hips on waist with big grin while in front of a stoke/blues 0-0 scoreboard)

[greenegg]

Jesus guys I'm really sorry about abandoning this thread but I will crack on with some requests but I am sorry they are late. Never rush art.

Jonno do you have a picture of Rafalutionary?

[greenegg]

i want a adidas team geist with a moustach please

:ninja:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/tait003.jpg

[greenegg]

Greenegg you truly are a genius.

Any chance of Titus Bramble in an avery with bird shit on his head?

Here is Tight ass and the species of bird is a Red Bellied Warbler

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/tait002.jpg

[greenegg]

Great work as always Greenegg ;) Another one with nothing to do with football; Can I have Steve Irwin (the crocodile hunter) hanging around with Merlin and an aligator, with the aligator dancing with flip-flops on.

I let my imagination get the better of me sometimes :P

A lomg time coming but here you are

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/tait001.jpg

[GuyP]

Crikey Mate! 10 ft croc!!!

[JamMasterJoe]

Crikey Mate! 10 ft croc!!!

if thats a 10ft croc, how big is steve irwin??
(brother of denis)

[greenegg]

Nice work here greenegg.

How about a classic one for me? I thinking Paul Breitner & Jairzinho arguing over who has the better afro... :D

Sorry it has taken many months but art is not for the rushed

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/taite006.jpg

[greenegg]

Greenegg you still doing requests? If so could you do David Moyes twatting Wayne Rooney inthe face with a big black dildo?
There was an article in the Liverpool Echo the other day and Rooney made some comments that pissed me off...hope you can do this.

Again sorry for the lateness but he is still a bellend

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/taite003.jpg

[greenegg]

Mr Egg please could you draw my request, i would like Peter Kenyon being kicked in the balls by a load of Man U fans please.

Here it is in sketch form

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/taite004.jpg

[greenegg]

Alex Ferguson and Ruud Van Nistelroooooy in a boat please egg

Here they are sailing down the Amazon.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/taite002.jpg

[greenegg]

2) Streve Bruce standing in awe of his brilliant managerial skills (ie hips on waist with big grin while in front of a stoke/blues 0-0 scoreboard)

Here is Spudman Steve.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/taite005.jpg

Right guys I am up to date now and will not be doing any requests unless I have pictures of the people. I will write up a list at some point so you can see who I can or can't draw but for now enjoy a fat Robin Van Persie as a Robin

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/taite001.jpg

[Haribo]

:laugh:

Brilliant.

[nath_scfc]

Draw me Paul Wotton shooting at Robbie Williams. Whether it's with a gun or a ball, you decide.

[greenegg]

Draw me Paul Wotton shooting at Robbie Williams. Whether it's with a gun or a ball, you decide.

Nath I specifically said no requests you wee shite but just this once and because you put up with Clueless which I respect greatly I will do this just once.

No Requests for a while guys wait until I get up my list of do-ables

[nath_scfc]

Nath I specifically said no requests you wee shite but just this once and because you put up with Clueless which I respect greatly I will do this just once.

No Requests for a while guys wait until I get up my list of do-ables
I knew you'd make an exception. It's because I'm special. :happy:

[greenegg]

Just raking this bad boy up so people can look through it and remember it's Genius and ponder it thread of the year.

[Preki-USA]

you said you'd do that request for nath...what happenned?

[greenegg]

you said you'd do that request for nath...what happenned?

Art can't be rushed you fool. I am working on it. In fact for your petulence it will be up tomorrow.

[greenegg]

Fuck I missed the Anniversary. :(

Well here we go the pencil came back for a small while

Peter Kay as BA Plane

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/DSC00683.jpg

Gwyneth Paltrow is a jack in the box. HEr eye is black because Chris punched her after saying Apple doesn't like Parachutes.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/DSC00685.jpg

Pirlo as a vintage wine

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/DSC00688.jpg

Lahm dresseed up as half man half woman.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/kingegg/DSC00689.jpg

[Dmitris]

Power to egg that is green. :huh:
Love your work. Draw me.

Haha. Dmitris.

[Yossi]

Taking requests?

[greenegg]

Taking requests?

I dunno mate I am pissed I missed the Anniversary. I may do Football requests but I don't have much material. LAst year worked cus I collected WC stickers.

[Calzone]

nice drawings:huh:

[Dmitris]

C.Ronaldo & Shevchenko, please.

[The Messiah]

I hope you've had these valued & insured.

[Yossi]

Rob Earnshaw dancing on Fabian Wilnis' head please :)

[Phatmann]

Pirlo as a vintage wine :laugh: Love it. Who got the tate greenegg again? CC? Dragonfly?

[greenegg]

Pirlo as a vintage wine :laugh: Love it. Who got the tate greenegg again? CC? Dragonfly?

Hunter did mate. He says he enjoys it.

[Phatmann]

Hunter did mate. He says he enjoys it.

Could there be another folder up for grabs in the future?

[Dmitris]

Ohahahahahhaha.

[greenegg]

Could there be another folder up for grabs in the future?

It's possible mate, four have been done already and if there is demand from the fans who am I to disagree (apologies to the Lennox)

[Dmitris]

Oh Coman.