Dr. Bob Kelso
07-10-2006, 20:59
Fed up with life and the way things are going at Boro he decides to apply for the England job, they give the job to Scolari but he turns it down then Steve's conscience comes into play:
Steve's conscience:
Alright, stop!
Now before you walk in the door of this comedy store
and try to get money out these bores
You better think of the consequence (Who are you?)
I'm your motherfuckin conscience
Sven:
That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and run to Beckingham Palace
And borrow Beckhams Sarong, and he'll lend you one of his blonde wigs
Tell him you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Posh Spice's razor blade.
Steve's conscience:
Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
They all know your Sven part 2 and we'll expose you
Think about it before you pick the team first
Don't just pick players because they can sell shirts.
Sven:
Fuck that! Sell that shirt! Make that pitch!
Can you afford to leave Beckham out? Are you that rich?
Why you give a fuck if someones career dies? Are you that bitch?
Do you really think that you're back at Boro with your old kids?
Steve's conscience:
Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!)
Not over Beckham(Stop!) You can't risk it (I will!)
I'm not even listening to Sven you know he's bad it's true
(You know what Steve? I don't like your attitude..)
Steve's conscience:
Alright, stop!
Now before you walk in the door of this comedy store
and try to get money out these bores
You better think of the consequence (Who are you?)
I'm your motherfuckin conscience
Sven:
That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and run to Beckingham Palace
And borrow Beckhams Sarong, and he'll lend you one of his blonde wigs
Tell him you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Posh Spice's razor blade.
Steve's conscience:
Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
They all know your Sven part 2 and we'll expose you
Think about it before you pick the team first
Don't just pick players because they can sell shirts.
Sven:
Fuck that! Sell that shirt! Make that pitch!
Can you afford to leave Beckham out? Are you that rich?
Why you give a fuck if someones career dies? Are you that bitch?
Do you really think that you're back at Boro with your old kids?
Steve's conscience:
Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!)
Not over Beckham(Stop!) You can't risk it (I will!)
I'm not even listening to Sven you know he's bad it's true
(You know what Steve? I don't like your attitude..)