Manchester United

[Dundon's]

Tevez should take free kicks when he's fit. He scored some beauties last season.


Agreed, anyone but that useless cunt that just lashes the ball into everything bar the goals.

The worst part is looking at him building it up as if it going in the top corner, he's such a cunt. :no:

[AgentZero]

Agreed, anyone but that useless cunt that just lashes the ball into everything bar the goals.

The worst part is looking at him building it up as if it going in the top corner, he's such a cunt. :no:

useless?! i thought we've past this era.

[Joel]

useless?! i thought we've past this era.

I think Dundon's was saying that his free kicks were useless. Which is kind of true.

[Billy Minof]

I think Dundon's was saying that his free kicks were useless. Which is kind of true.

Very very true, he is like a poor mans R. Carlos or Totti who as often as they didnt score didnt hit the wall every single time.

[AgentZero]

I think Dundon's was saying that his free kicks were useless. Which is kind of true.
dont think so, Dundons (an arsenal supporter) durectly said he was a useless cunt, i dont anyone uses the word cunt to describe free kicks.

[skullverine]

Is Hargreaves fit for this game? if he is, I'd like him to play alongside Carrick, with Scholes playing further up front

[Dundon's]

dont think so, Dundons (an arsenal supporter) durectly said he was a useless cunt, i dont anyone uses the word cunt to describe free kicks.


If you read the first word in my post and the comment before hand you'll see subject was freekicks.

If I wanted to just say he's a useless cunt period then I would of, but he's a good player I can admit that.

[Zoolander]

Nani is getting a lot of the ball.

[Cali]

Nani is getting a lot of the ball.

Yeah, it sounds it.

By the sounds of it, we're dominating at the moment in terms of possession. Tevez seems to be playing well, too. Scholes goal was also apparently a good strike :cool:.

[vanNistelrooy]

Dominating but it's still only 1-0 which is never a safe score.

Bikey just scored for Reading. Apparently big big fuck up from Cech. Will enjoy watching that although Chelski will still probably win.

[Joel]

Dominating but it's still only 1-0 which is never a safe score.

Bikey just scored for Reading. Apparently big big fuck up from Cech. Will enjoy watching that although Chelski will still probably win.

Nice to see we get mentioned in your thread, are we that special :blush:

[Zoolander]

Benjani-owned.

[vanNistelrooy]

Nice to see we get mentioned in your thread, are we that special :blush:
No, you're that jammy ;)

1-1 United and Chelski 2-1 up. Told you it would happen. Watch Pompski go get another.

[Rossy Boy]

Vidic just missed an open goal :huh:

[wrathchild_uk]

At this rate Chelsea are going to have the title rapped up by the weekend...

[Rambo]

At this rate Chelsea are going to have the title rapped up by the weekend...

There are still many, many games to play.

[wrathchild_uk]

Still if Utd draw tonight and then draw or lose to City then were fucked.

[Zoolander]

Another sending off. lol

And another.

[Rossy Boy]

Ronaldo Sent off :huh:

[-The Trooper-]

Ronaldo Sent off :huh:

LOLZ! :w00t

[Rambo]

Still if Utd draw tonight and then draw or lose to City then were fucked.

We are not the only team in the title race ;)

O'shea is on, the stage is set for him to get that all important goal. ;)

[wrathchild_uk]

Wat he do??

[Dan]

Says it was a head-butt on bbc. That's gonna cost me in the FL.

[Zoolander]

I think another dip into the transfer fund is needed. Dong can't carry the whole team.

[AgentZero]

fluck!!!!!

[AgentZero]

wheres my sig?

[Rossy Boy]

:laugh::laugh: i think Dong would do fine :ninja:

[Stella Artois]

It's alright lads, you'll enjoy mid-table obscurity I'm sure.

[vanNistelrooy]

It's alright lads, you'll enjoy mid-table obscurity I'm sure.
You should know too ;)

I'll resist commenting on the Ronaldo sending off until I see it. But knowing what an utter cunt Steve Bennett is...

[Stella Artois]

4th is now considered mid-table obscurity? ;o

Below us with a game in hand.

lalalalalalala

[The Stig]

Says it was a head-butt on bbc. That's gonna cost me in the FL.
FUCK! I had him as captain and he got -1 point which gets doubled to -2. :crymore: :(

[wrathchild_uk]

So if Jol is under pressure at spurs then shudn't Ferguson be if Utd lose on Sat..after spending on £60+ million.

[The Stig]

wheres my sig?
For some reason mine was only showing a link too. So I just deleted it...

[vanNistelrooy]

4th is now considered mid-table obscurity? ;o

Below us with a game in hand.

lalalalalalala
It still equals fuck all in the trophy cabinet, which you WOULD have experience in ;)

Is that lalala-ing you with your fingers in your ears? :laugh:

[Dan]

FUCK! I had him as captain and he got -1 point which gets doubled to -2. :crymore: :(

I had him as my captain too, but tbh, I couldn't give a shit. :happy:


5 game ban plz.

[Stella Artois]

It still equals fuck all in the trophy cabinet, which you WOULD have experience in ;)

Is that lalala-ing you with your fingers in your ears? :laugh:

Indeed it is.

I heard trophies then my lalala-ing got louder. ;)

Got to love the reactions so far. Brilliant.

[Rossy Boy]

For some reason mine was only showing a link too. So I just deleted it...

if you checked the Forum Announcements it will answer your question why ;)

[Guillermo]

We've got our balls to the walls now :(

First time we've never won of our opening 2 games in the Prem. And the derby next. Woe.

[AgentZero]

4th is now considered mid-table obscurity? ;o

Below us with a game in hand.

lalalalalalala
ease up son, still early days. Im gonna copy and paste what you said, so you can eat your words again at seasons end.

[Rossy Boy]

No you done it when you won the treble ;)

[JoeyM]

So if Jol is under pressure at spurs then shudn't Ferguson be if Utd lose on Sat..after spending on £60+ million.

errr...no.

[Sully]

Play up Pompey, Pompey play up!

[AgentZero]

errr...no.
agreed, our board members arent that fickle.

[Guillermo]

No you done it when you won the treble ;)

So you are right. About time I stopped taking everything I read on the BBC to be true :huh:

[The Stig]

Yes but you didn't have a star player injured for 2 months.

[schweatyballs]

why was ronaldo sent off and not the other bloke? i saw both of 'em raise their arms. just doesn't make any fuckin' sense.

[Rossy Boy]

Can you call that headbutt? :unsure:

[Zoolander]

He shouldn't have motioned to anyway.

[Rossy Boy]

I know very unlike him :no:

[Original?]

You can't have any complaints about that, fair dismissal.

[AgentZero]

i was listening on the radio, videos?

[mufcsean]

Sending off

http://www.d1g.com/video/show/1260889

Goals

http://www.goalvideoz.com/leagues/Premier-League/video/342-portsmouth-manchester-united-paul-scholes-goal/
http://www.d1g.com/video/show/1260865

[AgentZero]

pretty petty thing by ron

[mufcsean]

Fergie didn't give an interview after the game so i think he was pretty pissed off

[Rossy Boy]

He talked on sky sports news, if you were watching MOTD he never goes on there as of something that happend in the past i think

[Zoolander]

SAF is pissed with the BBC due to the documentary they made.

[mufcsean]

Which??????

[Singh]

Because the bbc showed documentary about his sons past questionable dealings....

Man utd really need saha back! but scholes goal was nice i suppose.

[mufcsean]

I think we should try and sign a decent striker, someone like Defoe, even if its just for the time being

[Rambo]

I think we should try and sign a decent striker, someone like Defoe, even if its just for the time being

Fuck that.

[Zoolander]

Andy Cole.

[Joel]

I think we should try and sign a decent striker, someone like Defoe, even if its just for the time being

:erm:

[Singh]

i reckon we should get anelka, he is looking sharp.

[skullverine]

great! Ronaldo is likely to be banned for 3 matches.

I hope that Giggs will not play as that supporting striker role against City. He's crap in that position.

I'd never thought that we'd miss Saha so badly

[AgentZero]

Anelka would be welcomed but a swap for another player, our spending has to be curbed.

[nickpring]

How far is Saha away from returning to the first team? I read that he's been out since December.

[CaptainCabinet]

Well done lads, I was expecting to venture in here to the sound of a hundred bitter cunts whining about the sending off and how you were unlucky. Good stuff.

[AgentZero]

well well well. I say that nugent fella, quite annoying he is. TBH the second half was a poor defensive effort. Muntari, Benjani and Nugget were very threatening everytime you lot were in our final third. The finishing really let us down.

[mufcsean]

:D David Nugent when he fell over :laugh:

[AgentZero]

yeh im looking for photos of that and nugent getting pushed by vidic

[CaptainCabinet]

:D David Nugent when he fell over :laugh:

Clearly he still wants you to have the title, so thought he better give you the chance.

[skullverine]

yeh im looking for photos of that and nugent getting pushed by vidic
Vidic pushed another player? Did he fall like that guy he pushed against Reading?

[mufcsean]

Yeah he's a good lad

[pcjazzyd]

'Manchester United are crap' is what i meant

[Zoolander]

'Manchester United are crap' is what i meant

What great imagination you have! Did it take you several hours to think of that?

[mufcsean]

Sad Twat

[Guillermo]

What great imagination you have! Did it take you several hours to think of that?

It took him 24 days to reply, so God knows how long it takes him to think.

[Zoolander]

Sad Twat

That's bang out of order! :crymore:

[mufcsean]

Didnt mean you love

[wrathchild_uk]

predictions for the city game??

[AgentZero]

we havent won any competitive matches since citeh last season. 1-0 to us again a defender scoring.

[Zoolander]

Score draw.

[AgentZero]

why the pessimism?

[Zoolander]

We'll spank them 0-5. Nani, Anderson scoring & Dong getting a hat trick!

[Phatmann]

CBG, it seems you are dreaming. I predict that Dong will not play for us again, sadly.

[mufcsean]

1-0 Tevez to get his first goal

[Zoolander]

Dong IS Manchester United! Muthafuckers.

[Guillermo]

Away with you, Chelsea scum!

[wrathchild_uk]

We've played so many wank teams in pre-season that perhaps were not quite ready...Utd may hopefully learn that its more important to play tougher matches rather than just play against shite teams for the asian market....

[Lord Shrimpeh]

I say we do what City least expect: whip our Dong out and turkey slap them with him

[mufcsean]

Thats so crazy it might just work :ninja:

[lfcboy]

I honestly can't see Manchester United leaving City of Manchester Stadium with any points. Think it finishes 2-0 to Manchester City.

[mufcsean]

Thats just as stupid as saying Liverpool will beat Chelsea

[lfcboy]

Hey I said Liverpool would beat Chelsea last year when they played at Anfield. Anyway Manchester United are playing away which means there not gonna get a bunch of calls toward their favor.

[skullverine]

I'll start getting worried if we fail to win against City

[AgentZero]

We've played so many wank teams in pre-season that perhaps were not quite ready...Utd may hopefully learn that its more important to play tougher matches rather than just play against shite teams for the asian market....

i think what worked in our favour last season was th vodafone cup

[Mambo]

If we lose to City and Chelsea beat Liverpool we can literally kiss goodbye to the title already IMO

[CaptainCabinet]

I'll start getting worried if we fail to win against City

If we lose to City and Chelsea beat Liverpool we can literally kiss goodbye to the title already IMO

Yeah, especially when you think there's only 35 games left, and 6 points to take off Chelsea, god, right down the drain your title challenge might be. :mellow:

[Wan]

City could challenge for the title if they beat Man U.

[Mambo]

Yeah, especially when you think there's only 35 games left, and 6 points to take off Chelsea, god, right down the drain your title challenge might be. :mellow:

Can you really see us taking full points from Chelsea? Seven points behind after three games, Rooney out for two months having to get back to top form after that, Ronaldo missing for two more games. We beat Chelsea by only six points last season ,when they were missing Cech and Terry for extended periods.

[Zoolander]

City could challenge for the title if they beat Man U.

Sunderland too!

[vanNistelrooy]

City could challenge for the title if they beat Man U.
Were you booked for saying that?

I really hope you were.

[Wan]

No.

[CaptainCabinet]

Can you really see us taking full points from Chelsea? Seven points behind after three games, Rooney out for two months having to get back to top form after that, Ronaldo missing for two more games. We beat Chelsea by only six points last season ,when they were missing Cech and Terry for extended periods.

7 points behind, 35 games left. All I'm saying is to write off your team at this stage is hilariously plastic it's almost not funny. On your day you and I both know you can take Chelsea, and you also know that other teams in the league will always take points off them. Until it's mathematical you can't win the title, you've not lost it in my eyes.

[-The Trooper-]

Can you really see us taking full points from Chelsea? Seven points behind after three games, Rooney out for two months having to get back to top form after that, Ronaldo missing for two more games. We beat Chelsea by only six points last season ,when they were missing Cech and Terry for extended periods.

Yeah. You can really say Wayne Ronney is as important to United as Cech and Terry are to Chelsea. :rolleyes:

[Don Sweey]

Do any of you care that you're facing Juventus in the final of the Champions Youth Cup?

[Joel]

7 points behind, 35 games left. All I'm saying is to write off your team at this stage is hilariously plastic it's almost not funny. On your day you and I both know you can take Chelsea, and you also know that other teams in the league will always take points off them. Until it's mathematical you can't win the title, you've not lost it in my eyes.

Well in ten games, Fergie has only beaten Mourinho's Chelsea twice (one was on penalties). Mourinho has won five and the other three were draws (two of those draws were at Old Trafford).

I think it is safe to say that Chelsea have their day, more than Manchester United have theirs :smug:

But you're right about Man U fans ruling themselves out after three games is pretty fucking stupid.

[CaptainCabinet]

I think it is safe to say that Chelsea have their day, more than Manchester United have theirs :smug:
Oh yeah, I'd agree, but my point still stands on their day they can beat you. Your "days" are just more common.

[Stella Artois]

Do any of you care that you're facing Juventus in the final of the Champions Youth Cup?

To be fair as I've explained, the competition has coincided with the U17 World Cup which is hardly a fair reflection on all the teams involved.

Still a good achievement mind you. ;)

[Mambo]

Yeah. You can really say Wayne Ronney is as important to United as Cech and Terry are to Chelsea. :rolleyes:

Er yes actually, seeing as there isn't exactly a wealth of other striking options at the moment. Without Rooney and Ronaldo in the team, United look distinctly less potent in the attacking department.

7 points behind, 35 games left. All I'm saying is to write off your team at this stage is hilariously plastic it's almost not funny. On your day you and I both know you can take Chelsea, and you also know that other teams in the league will always take points off them. Until it's mathematical you can't win the title, you've not lost it in my eyes.

I haven't written us off already. Perhaps I should have chosen my words more wisely. I'm saying it would be very difficult to retain the title, should we lose to city this weekend and Chelsea win, as it would be difficult to build up momentum after a disappointing start which resulted in us losing Rooney at a time where we have no backup, no Ronaldo for three games during the same period

I doubt there will be many teams that will take six points from the top any of the top four, including head to heads.

[Wan]

Football is a teamwork play not a one-person game.

[skullverine]

Yeah, especially when you think there's only 35 games left, and 6 points to take off Chelsea, god, right down the drain your title challenge might be. :mellow:

I didn't say that we'll lose the title, unless you were referring to Mambo, or perhaps, I should elaborate my post earlier

my point was, I'm pretty worried that we did not turn our chances into goals, and afraid that the opposing team might take their chance and score.

Just like the Reading and Portsmouth game, we've had many chances but failed to convert it into goals, and it eventually cost us.

[AgentZero]

point is lads stop being pessimistic.

[Lord Shrimpeh]

I don't see the problem, we lost to Portsmouth and drew to Reading last season so we're one point up on that this season.

And why does everyone think if Chelsea are 6 points ahead or whatever we've got to be the ones to take points off them? Reading nearly scored 3 in the first half against Chelsea and they've yet to play difficult teams like Portsmouth, Blackburn, Everton, Man City etc and we'll have got two of the most difficult fixtures involving those teams out of the way, hopefully with 4 points in the bag.

[Joel]

Ronaldo Pleads Not Guilty

Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo has declared his innocence after being served a three match ban for head-butting Portsmouth’s Richard Hughes on Wednesday.

The flamboyant Portuguese winger was given a straight red card for the incident, which happened right under the nose of referee Steve Bennett.

At first glances, it looked as if both players were guilty of pushing and shoving, however Bennett deemed it necessary to give him his marching orders.

Hughes has said in the media that the incident was nothing out of the ordinary, and hardly worth being called a head-butt.

Ronaldo agrees that the pair were guilty of a bit of pushing and shoving, but nothing else.

"The replays show there was nothing," Ronaldo told the Sun.

"But I don't need to look at the pictures, because I know exactly what I did - and that's nothing to justify a red card."

"I was pushed in the area. He came straight to me, put his hand on my neck and I opened my arms in a 'that's enough' way. We pushed each other but nothing serious," he added.

"We leaned heads against each other but that was all. Absolutely nothing else happened.

"When I saw the red card, I couldn't believe it, the situation was so surreal.

"And it's absurd because I'm aware that now I'll sit out a ban for something I didn't do. I feel dejected and very sad."

Source (http://www.goal.com/en/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=3864 92)

The boy must have amnesia.

[Don Sweey]

Congratulations on winning what none of you gave a toss about :unsure:

[Miggy]

Oh dear.

Seems Sven has the midas touch when it comes to club teams.

[Lord Shrimpeh]

Oh well, that's the league gone then eh? Never mind. I never thought we'd miss Ruud so much...

[-Rafa-]

Oh well, that's the league gone then eh? Never mind. I never thought we'd miss Ruud so much...
Or Alan Smith :laugh:

[ecureuil]

Er yeah, the title is pretty much over now.

[Miggy]

Still early days amigos. You just have to make sure you take points of the big boys.

[ecureuil]

Oh dear.

Seems Sven has the midas touch when it comes to club teams.

Except City were fucking dire today, they couldn't put two passes together and won by a lucky deflected goal. Not that we were great or anything, we couldn't score, but City were fucking shite.

[Joel]

Except City were fucking dire today, they couldn't put two passes together and won by a lucky deflected goal. Not that we were great or anything, we couldn't score, but City were fucking shite.

Vidic should grow some balls. He should have closed Geovanni down, instead of turning his back like a coward.

[Keyser Soze]

Except City were fucking dire today, they couldn't put two passes together and won by a lucky deflected goal. Not that we were great or anything, we couldn't score, but City were fucking shite.
Yet they defended brilliantly and won 1-0. :dancer:

[Original?]

Except City were fucking dire today, they couldn't put two passes together and won by a lucky deflected goal. Not that we were great or anything, we couldn't score, but City were fucking shite.

Bitter. We actually looked good at times once Bianchi came on and Dunne and Corluka were brilliant defensively, it's not all about fancy stepovers and such that essentially lead to nothing when you can neither score or keep a clean sheet! ;)

[7RONALDO7]

Season is over as far as I am aware.

I can see use losing/drawing alot more games this season.

[Joel]

Bitter. We actually looked good at times once Bianchi came on and Dunne and Corluka were brilliant defensively, it's not all about fancy stepovers and such that essentially lead to nothing when you can neither score or keep a clean sheet! ;)

Add Micah Richards to that list.

[ecureuil]

Yet they defended brilliantly and won 1-0. :dancer:

Eh.. not really. Richards played well, we should have scored at the end, we should have scored when the ball went across the box and two players went in for it. If those had gone in, no-one would have said City defended well, because they were asleep. It was just one of those games.

[ecureuil]

Bitter. We actually looked good at times once Bianchi came on and Dunne and Corluka were brilliant defensively, it's not all about fancy stepovers and such that essentially lead to nothing when you can neither score or keep a clean sheet! ;)

You had about 4 shots all game, and could barely string two passes together until the last 10 minutes. You played like the away team, and were outclassed for the majority of the game. Had we nicked a couple of goals like we should have done, no-one, and I mean no-one would have been praising anything City did today.

[Sully]

You had about 4 shots all game, and could barely string two passes together until the last 10 minutes. You played like the away team, and were outclassed for the majority of the game. Had we nicked a couple of goals like we should have done, no-one, and I mean no-one would have been praising anything City did today.

But they still scored :w00t

[ecureuil]

But they still scored :w00t

Yes, it was a lucky goal..

[Miggy]

Season is over as far as I am aware.

I can see use losing/drawing alot more games this season.

That's the spirit! :thumbsup:

[Jesus]

A loss is a loss. There was a season when Arsenal was top of the table, then we won all our last games then we won the league! That's football, anything can happen.
I have a (bad)feeling we'll be like last season's Arsenal, except that we've spent lots of money while Arsenal had only spent a fraction of what we have.

[Rambo]

Er yeah, the title is pretty much over now.

Giving up already? Fucking hell.

[Miggy]

Oh well, that's the league gone then eh? Never mind. I never thought we'd miss Ruud so much...

Yeah you've never missed Dennis Law so much either.

How can you say that you miss Ruud when you guys won the title with out him last season?

:huh: I don't understand some of you United fans.

[Zoolander]

Dong is the answer to our problems.

[Mambo]

A loss is a loss. There was a season when Arsenal was top of the table, then we won all our last games then we won the league! That's football, anything can happen.
I have a (bad)feeling we'll be like last season's Arsenal, except that we've spent lots of money while Arsenal had only spent a fraction of what we have.

I don't think that will happen. I didn't see the game today, but from what I've heard it was pretty similar to the first two. We dominated but couldn't put away our chances. I'd be more worried if we were playing badly. It'll come. We'll occupy one of the top two spots by game 38.

[Aaronarid]

You Man United fans who are giving up on the title already are such pussies. You really think that none of the other big teams will have a period of three games where they find it difficult to score or get results?

Get behind your team instead of writing them off three games into the season.

[vanNistelrooy]

Didn't see much of the game but Hargreaves looked impressive. Can see why we got him for Europe (something we may have to concentrate on, as we've started piss poor).

Look at the standard of subs that we brought on today; Eagles, O'Shea and Campbell. Look at the subs that Chelsea and Liverpool bring on today...there's our problem. We can only play the "we're injury struck" bullshit for so long, as other teams have injuries and still cope.

A striker is a must, as Saha is about reliable as a AIDS ridden condom.

[wrathchild_uk]

We need an out and out striker big time...maybe Anelka?? also i think we must have the curse of Carlos Tevez...1st he was at West Ham and they went shit and now Utd are shit ;)

[Lord Shrimpeh]

If only we hadn't got rid of Smith and Rossi... maybe they weren't the best strikers but they should have been given more of a chance, especially Rossi. Dunno if we have any money left to buy a striker. We didn't score a lot of goals end of last season either. Any idea how long Saha will be out?

[Lord Shrimpeh]

We need an out and out striker big time...maybe Anelka?? also i think we must have the curse of Carlos Tevez...1st he was at West Ham and they went shit and now Utd are shit ;)

West Ham went good after Tevez got his form though, he kept them up! He does seem to be a slow starter however... maybe he's short of match practise. Or just not playing in position.

[Charlie: 9]

Tevez curse? Get the fuck out of here. He will be excellent for you in no time.

[wrathchild_uk]

I think Rossi or Smith should of stayed...you can never have to many options and considering the amount of injuries we get then they would of got games which is why Ferguson let them go...

[Joel]

I think Rossi or Smith should of stayed...you can never have to many options and considering the amount of injuries we get then they would of got games which is why Ferguson let them go...

No, Ferguson let them go, because they told him that they were pissed off sitting on the bench.

[Charlie: 9]

No, Ferguson let them go, because they told him that they were pissed off sitting on the bench.

Rossi is crap anyway and Smith is alright but no good for what Man United wants.

[vanNistelrooy]

Rossi is crap anyway and Smith is alright but no good for what Man United wants.
Shut up you bastard! :crymore: :)

From what I saw I was very impressed with Hargreaves.

[Charlie: 9]

Hargreaves was superb today very little got past him, he will be vital this season.

[vanNistelrooy]

Hopefully he'll fulfill his price tag. Impressed at his work ethic and how many times he got back to break down counter attacks. Hopefully will allow Scholes to play further forward too.

[AgentZero]

Hargreaves was our best player, he did kinda not track back for geovanni after that he was a joy to watch. Tevez wasnt to sharp needs to find those goals.

[Zoolander]

why the pessimism?

:laugh:

[AgentZero]

we outplayed them in most departments just cant finish.

[wrathchild_uk]

No, Ferguson let them go, because they told him that they were pissed off sitting on the bench.

No Ferguson said that he told them that they may not be starting and offered them the chance to go....he did the same with Forlan. Rossi said he was happy to stay but there was lots of interest in him.

Also how could of Rossi and Smith both been pissed off at bein on the bench when Rossi was out on loan last season and Smith was Injured for most of it...

[AgentZero]

Solskjaer and Saha when are they back? on a sidenote i think we have 3 louis' on the team, Saha, Nani(luis) and anderson (luis)

[Keyser Soze]

No Ferguson said that he told them that they may not be starting and offered them the chance to go....he did the same with Forlan. Rossi said he was happy to stay but there was lots of interest in him.

Also how could of Rossi and Smith both been pissed off at bein on the bench when Rossi was out on loan last season and Smith was Injured for most of it...
Because Smith was told he wouldn't get many opportunities.

[wrathchild_uk]

Based on the current situation he obviously would...and i'm saying Utd have 4 strikers and 2 of which are prone to injures so it would of been logical to keep at least either Rossi or Smith...

[Keyser Soze]

Based on the current situation he obviously would...and i'm saying Utd have 4 strikers and 2 of which are prone to injures so it would of been logical to keep at least either Rossi or Smith...
How does that change the fact that Smith left due to lack of first-team football?

[wrathchild_uk]

Because he would of got games.....

[AgentZero]

he would of partnered Tevez at Pompey and Citeh. But to be fair i think saf would want to profit on players as he just splashed over 40m squids on the three players.
Hargreaves or Carrick to partner scholesy? Id like how both played yesterday.

[Joel]

No Ferguson said that he told them that they may not be starting and offered them the chance to go....he did the same with Forlan. Rossi said he was happy to stay but there was lots of interest in him.

Also how could of Rossi and Smith both been pissed off at bein on the bench when Rossi was out on loan last season and Smith was Injured for most of it...

Rossi's agent said that he is leaving, because he needs first team football. Rossi never said he would be happy to stay.

Smith was injured up to around January and when he came back, he couldn't get into the team.


Because he would of got games.....

Oh yeah, I'm sure Smith looked into his magic crystal ball and saw that Rooney would have been injured in the first game and ruled out for 2 months, thus allowing him first team football.

[kallum]

we outplayed them in most departments just cant finish.

Welcome to the world of Arsenal Football Club.

Enjoy.

[AgentZero]

nah i hate it:
last season was easily our best start to the league. in 3 games we racked up 10 goals. 1 so far.

[otobot]

cant believe some of the "fans" here r sayin the season/title is over...jesus, 3 games in, 2 draws n a loss...some supporter u are...

[mufcsean]

WE NEED A STIKER, BAD

Hargreaves played excellently

[Wan]

You already have Tevez..
Isn't he good? :smug:

[lfcboy]

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United? A triangle has 3 points.

[mufcsean]

:fuckoffyouscousetwat:

EDIT: oh wait seems there isn't a smiley for that but i'm sure you get the general idea

[Charlie: 9]

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United? A triangle has 3 points.

Whats the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? A Scouser.

[vanNistelrooy]

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United? A triangle has 3 points.
Manchester United can win at Anfield?

[lfcboy]

calm down, its just a joke, besides, you'll get three points when you get a draw against Spurs.

[wrathchild_uk]

Rossi's agent said that he is leaving, because he needs first team football. Rossi never said he would be happy to stay.


Actually there were quotes from Rossi after the u21 championship saying that he wanted to try and show his worth at Utd..

[Joel]

Actually there were quotes from Rossi after the u21 championship saying that he wanted to try and show his worth at Utd..

They were quotes from Alan Smith saying that the team he would never join is Manchester United...

Footballers lie.

[Viperized]

Oh and don't forget Sol 'I don't play for anyone else other than Spurs' Campbell.

[Keyser Soze]

calm down, its just a joke, besides, you'll get three points when you get a draw against Spurs.
:laugh:

[-The Trooper-]

- The G -, I fucking love your sig.

[Guillermo]

I think we all should grace our sigs with wan quotes. Who's up for:

Oh Original? you are a great match reporter I would like to see your report!
Open your mouth so I can hear the report..

:dancer:

[Calzone]

Deal.

[Charlie: 9]

calm down

:laugh:

[mufcsean]

:calmdown:

[AgentZero]

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United? A triangle has 3 points.
oh dear, when was the last time liverpool finished ahead of united?

[lfcboy]

:calmdown:

Nice self portrait of yourself buddy.

[mufcsean]

Very original, not past your bedtime yet

[Joel]

oh dear, when was the last time liverpool finished ahead of united?

18 > 16

5 > 2

FOREVER IN OUR SHADOWS

JUSTICE FOR THE 96

YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE!!!

[lfcboy]

18 > 16

5 > 2

FOREVER IN OUR SHADOWS

JUSTICE FOR THE 96

YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE!!!

Thank you. YNWA!

[AgentZero]

heres another one : ANFIELD the theatre of reality.

[lfcboy]

Very original, not past your bedtime yet

Na, I always drink milk and eat cookies before bed. Wow, this cookie has a lot of chocolate chips in it for my small little mouth.

[7ames]

Was trying to predict the score between man u and spurs next weekend for "i know the score' on premier league (i dont know the score to be honest). I'm going for 1-1 at the moment, but if Rocha and Gardner play at the back, then i could see it being a one sided game. Gardner is good for at least 2 mistakes a game and even if man u have no strikers with goal scoring ability, someone will score. If Gardner plays we will lose by 2 or more goals. What does everyone else think?

[lfcboy]

heres another one : ANFIELD the theatre of reality.


Good one: Old Trafford The Theatre Of Old 70's Movies

[AgentZero]

Was trying to predict the score between man u and spurs next weekend for "i know the score' on premier league (i dont know the score to be honest). I'm going for 1-1 at the moment, but if Rocha and Gardner play at the back, then i could see it being a one sided game. Gardner is good for at least 2 mistakes a game and even if man u have no strikers with goal scoring ability, someone will score. If Gardner plays we will lose by 2 or more goals. What does everyone else think?

im goin for a 2-0 victory at home, the gaffer wont be pleased with the shite finishing and i fancy the lads will be working on breaking down 'men behind the ball' type defending and the importance of taking all the chances in such a game.

[Wan]

I think Man U will won the Tottenham game though.

It's true that Tottenham has good strikers (Bent, Berbatov, Keane, Defoe)
but Berbatov is injured.

And Spurs midfielders aren't so good except for someone like Lennon.

And the defence is average. AS 7ames said that Gardner will make at least 2 errors in every game and Bale & King is injured so the defence is fragile and Man U can pass through it.

Maybe 3-1 for me.

[Guillermo]

YNWA!
Express yourself.


http://gastrologica.com/nwa.jpg

[AgentZero]

NWA...hahahahaha look at dre

[Miggy]

Forget about dre

[AgentZero]

touche`

[mufcsean]

:lol:

[wrathchild_uk]

Heinze has lost his case to join Liverpool....looks like he will either not feature for us now or be sold to a side from europe.

[lfcboy]

Express yourself.


http://gastrologica.com/nwa.jpg

If you take away the mustache and add Nani's hair, the guy on Dre's right looks a lot like Nani.

[Zoolander]

If you take away the mustache and add Nani's hair, the guy on Dre's right looks a lot like Nani.

No he doesn't, the only thing they have in common is their skin tone! Eazy-E looks a bit like Richardson.

[Cali]

I actually haven't given my thoughts on the start to this season, so I may aswell.

Really shit start. The match against Reading we should of won, end of really. We should of made the most of our chances and opportunity's. Then, against Portsmouth, we also should of won that game. Scholes scored a really good goal. I think that it's obvious that how important Rooney is to our squad, since his injury. Tevez should of scored atleast two in this game. Ronaldo getting sent off was a right bugger. Against Manchester City we should of ALSO won. We should of already have 9 points. Losing against Man City was of course a right shitter. Obviously really annoyed about our start to the season and we must get into a winning streak soon, if we are to challenge for the Premier League this season.

Anyone know what's happened to Anderson ? Is he injured ? I'm just wondering why he hasn't come on as a sub, or even on the subs bench ?

[vanNistelrooy]

If you take away the mustache and add Nani's hair, the guy on Dre's right looks a lot like Nani.
Is that based on "cos he is black innit"?

[lfcboy]

No he doesn't, the only thing they have in common is their skin tone! Eazy-E looks a bit like Richardson.

He totally looks like Nani even though the skin tone is the most common. The shape of their face is exactly the same.

[Joel]

He looks nothing like Nani.

[vanNistelrooy]

He totally looks like Nani even though the skin tone is the most common. The shape of their face is exactly the same.
A black, round head?

[Wan]

Nani really looks like my friend's brother. :shocking:

[CaptainCabinet]

Is your friends brother Nani?

[vanNistelrooy]

Nani really looks like my friend's brother. :shocking:
Did he used to be in NWA?

[AgentZero]

Nani does look like a friend of mine ill post pics in a minute, but im glad hes bringing the gheri curl back into fashion.

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/4466/n685190049340796919yn4.th.jpg (http://img523.imageshack.us/my.php?image=n6851900493407969 19yn4.jpg)
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/7436/75972221vg7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/7436/75972221vg7.9f06e8f113.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=249&i=75972221vg7.jpg)

EDIT: Our last 6 games LDDDLL - what a shitty run, i think they count the charity shield as a draw aswell.

[7ames]

Nani does look like a friend of mine ill post pics in a minute, but im glad hes bringing the gheri curl back into fashion.

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/4466/n685190049340796919yn4.th.jpg (http://img523.imageshack.us/my.php?image=n6851900493407969 19yn4.jpg)
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/7436/75972221vg7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/7436/75972221vg7.9f06e8f113.jpg (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=249&i=75972221vg7.jpg)

EDIT: Our last 6 games LDDDLL - what a shitty run, i think they count the charity shield as a draw aswell.

What one is Nani? they do look quite similar

[mufcsean]

nani is next to the girl with the wierd eyes

[AgentZero]

yeh i knew it he resembled someone!!

Heinze vows to battle on for Liverpool move

Gabriel Heinze is determined to continue his battle for the right to leave Manchester United for the club of his choice after the Premier League's decision not to allow him to quit Old Trafford for Liverpool.

A three-man panel decided United were able to block Heinze's move to Anfield, ruling the club were not obliged to sell him.

However, the 29-year-old - who still has two years left on his contract at Old Trafford - is set to appeal against the verdict and insists he wants to be free to choose his employer.

He told the Daily Mail: 'My fight is for the freedom to negotiate with any club.

'United never wanted me to leave for one of the big clubs but this anti-Liverpool clause is incredible.'

Reports have linked Heinze with a move overseas to the likes of Real Madrid or Lyon but he claims he is in limbo.

'I still don't have a clear future.

'I have not spoken with Lyon because I believed my option was Liverpool.

'I would like a solution. Not playing would be negative for me and also the club.'

see ya later gabby

[Guillermo]

EDIT: Our last 6 games LDDDLL - what a shitty run, i think they count the charity shield as a draw aswell.

Where do the 2 losses in succession come from?

[Miggy]

Not official yet, but Real Madrid have signed Heinze for 12 million €.

[Zoolander]

Gabriel Heinze's representatives proposed a deal whereby the Manchester United defender would join Crystal Palace before signing for Liverpool.

A Premier League arbitration panel ruled on Tuesday that United were within their rights to block the Argentine from moving to Anfield.

Heinze had been holding out for a switch to Liverpool after receiving a letter from United saying he could go for £6.8million.

However, United's stance that the letter did not permit Heinze to join a rival club was supported by the Premier League.

But in an attempt to work around the situation, evidence from the hearing suggests the player's agents wanted to arrange a deal for Heinze to join Palace before being sold on to Liverpool.

Palace chief executive Phil Alexander is understood to have informed the panel of the proposal to enable Heinze to eventually secure his desired move to Merseyside.

Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez has already expressed his unhappiness with the Premier League's verdict, while Heinze may appeal against the initial ruling.

Source (http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11667_2679000,00.html)

Not official yet, but Real Madrid have signed Heinze for 12 million €.

£8.1million eh? Nice.

[vanNistelrooy]

Does Gabby have a death wish or something?

[Joel]

I don't see why he would want to leave Man Utd for Liverpool.

Man Utd suck, but Liverpool are so much worse.

[Zoolander]

I don't see why he would want to leave Man Utd for Liverpool.

Man Utd suck, but Liverpool are so much worse.

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/788/tellmemorevv5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[mufcsean]

:lol:

[Rambo]

VDS pulled out of a friendly with Holland due to a foot injury, hopefully it's not serious.

[Zoolander]

Now that Heinze looks to be heading to Madrid, striker anyone?

[vanNistelrooy]

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12874_2679144,00.html

Glad to see the back of the traitor.

[Charlie: 9]

All the hassle with Gabby. If it was Carragher who wanted to move to United, would Liverpool let it happen?

[vanNistelrooy]

Would they fuck. The way Liverpool behaved with all this is disgusting too. Not that it surprises me.

A striker is a must CBG. We're gonna get desperete as we only have until next Friday. If I'd have to choose between Martins and Anelka I'd go for Le Sulk every time.

[lfcboy]

Would they fuck. The way Liverpool behaved with all this is disgusting too. Not that it surprises me.

A striker is a must CBG. We're gonna get desperete as we only have until next Friday. If I'd have to choose between Martins and Anelka I'd go for Le Sulk every time.

What the hell did Liverpool do wrong. Liverpool were interested in Heinze, who himself wanted to come to Liverpool but was not allowed to because of whatever reason. Liverpool have done absolutely nothing wrong during this whole thing.

[Charlie: 9]

Did Gabby have a release clause?

[wrathchild_uk]

Now that Heinze looks to be heading to Madrid, striker anyone?

Yea i was gonna say..hopefully this will fund a move for another striker! does Dong have a younger brother??

[AgentZero]

yet again another 29yr old from us has gone to madrid, it seems like we're their feeder club for establish players

[Zoolander]

Would they fuck. The way Liverpool behaved with all this is disgusting too. Not that it surprises me.

A striker is a must CBG. We're gonna get desperete as we only have until next Friday. If I'd have to choose between Martins and Anelka I'd go for Le Sulk every time.

You would lose Martins to the African nations.

Did Gabby have a release clause?

He could have bought out his contract but the deadline passed.

Yea i was gonna say..hopefully this will fund a move for another striker! does Dong have a younger brother??

Yes, I believe Ding is his name.

[AgentZero]

cmon le sulk!

[wrathchild_uk]

yet again another 29yr old from us has gone to madrid, it seems like we're their feeder club for establish players

Yep and hopefully Ronaldo won't be the next player to join em from us..



Yes, I believe Ding is his name.

Awsome you can never have enough dong...

[lfcboy]

I don't understand, why not just put Giggs up front with Tevez and put Nani in left midefield. Tevez was able to carry West Ham by himself, surely with all the talent Man U have he could easily lead them to a title. Just give him some time. Even though I hate Tevez for leaving West Ham, I must say, you guys are being a bit unfair to him.

[Zoolander]

I don't understand, why not just put Giggs up front with Tevez and put Nani in left midefield. Tevez was able to carry West Ham by himself, surely with all the talent Man U have he could easily lead them to a title. Just give him some time. Even though I hate Tevez for leaving West Ham, I must say, you guys are being a bit unfair to him.

We haven't said anything about Tevez. It would just be nice to have an out & out striker to start or bring on.

[Stormrider]

What the hell did Liverpool do wrong. Liverpool were interested in Heinze, who himself wanted to come to Liverpool but was not allowed to because of whatever reason. Liverpool have done absolutely nothing wrong during this whole thing.

Source (http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_2678579,00.html)

Just being a bunch of pricks, especially Benitez. I wonder what would be said about us if we were to go for Torres next season and he also wants the move. As if you'd encourage the deal :rolleyes:

The top 4 don't deal with each other. Nice try though :laugh:

[AgentZero]

cept le gooners

[Zoolander]

Ronaldo goal from tonight.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sSQ28aWTmnI

[AgentZero]

he looks like he gained weight or his kit is too big.

[lfcboy]

We haven't said anything about Tevez. It would just be nice to have an out & out striker to start or bring on.

Not my point lad. Tevez was bought because he creates goals out of nothing as we saw him do at West Ham. So he didn't score goals in two matches, thats it. You automatically start looking for another striker to get goals. Every player(especially foward) needs time to adjust to his new club. Once he starts getting goals, he won't stop, espically with Giggs and Ronaldo behind him. By the way, what happend to Saha?

[AgentZero]

You dont get it do you? Saha and Solskjaer are currently injured and theyre track record for injuries seems like going to continue, with rooney out for a further 3 months Tevez and Campbell are our only strikers after selling Rossi and smith and they will be for a prolonged amount of time, it would be sufficient if we were winning games but we are not, we need goals and Tevez hasn't trained after Copa, so he isnt as sharp as he was at the end of last season (this can be seen in his finishing). So a dip for a striker like Anelka or Martins will at least provide a fully fit and match ready striker, who i salready established. In a sense the losers if we get new strikers are Saha and Solskjaer, not Tevez.

[Keyser Soze]

Saha is fit to play on Saturday actually, so I've heard.

[Guillermo]

Saha is fit to play on Saturday actually, so I've heard.

But he'll be injured by the time we play Spurs on Sunday. :wave:

[AgentZero]

:laugh:

[lfcboy]

You dont get it do you? Saha and Solskjaer are currently injured and theyre track record for injuries seems like going to continue, with rooney out for a further 3 months Tevez and Campbell are our only strikers after selling Rossi and smith and they will be for a prolonged amount of time, it would be sufficient if we were winning games but we are not, we need goals and Tevez hasn't trained after Copa, so he isnt as sharp as he was at the end of last season (this can be seen in his finishing). So a dip for a striker like Anelka or Martins will at least provide a fully fit and match ready striker, who i salready established. In a sense the losers if we get new strikers are Saha and Solskjaer, not Tevez.

Oh yah what happens when Rooney comes back. What happens to the lucky player that took Rooney's place for 2 and a half months but is no longer needed and will eventually end up like Saha and Solskjaer.

[wrathchild_uk]

I seriously think we must sign a proper striker before the window closes in order to save our season...you can't just play Tevez on his own!!

[AgentZero]

That player will be sold of to Liverpool

[lfcboy]

No he probably won't be "allowed" to leave because of "paperwork".

[AgentZero]

it will be called the 'Heinze Clause'
Edit: the gabby thing reminds of me of Essien at Lyon, Is he a twat for doing what he did?

[skullverine]

I've read that Madrid agreed deal for heinze. Great news if it's true.

[otobot]

yeah...heinze n robben off to real...sold heinze around 8+mil i believe...

[AgentZero]

I will miss him, he's been solid and is a joy to watch.
adios y buena suerte (is what i woudl say to him, given the chance)

[skullverine]

Great, now lets hope that he doesn't convince Ronaldo to join him at Madrid

[otobot]

glad the whole hargreaves, tevez, heinze saga r all over...

reckon united will go for a striker before the window closes?