This is Fred!

[Cookie]

Fred will do anything you want. ANYTHING!

http://i28.tinypic.com/2zeb235.png

[The Messiah]

Rock bottom on Ric Flair please.

[Keyser Soze]

Beating Peter Crouch in a dance-off whilst wearing a sombrero.

[Cookie]

Rock bottom on Ric Flair please.

http://i26.tinypic.com/2isyqtt.png

[Cookie]

Beating Peter Crouch in a dance-off whilst wearing a sombrero.

http://i32.tinypic.com/2bpg0j.png

[Dan]

I like Fred. :)


How about a pic of him chasing paedo-bear out of the bushes outside a nursery?

[The Messiah]

I'd like to see Fred in a Lyon kit flip flapping against PSV.

[TH]

Fred in a Arsenal shirt spanking a random Tottenham player..

Please .......

[Cookie]

I like Fred. :)


How about a pic of him chasing paedo-bear out of the bushes outside a nursery?

http://i31.tinypic.com/2qdqreu.png

[50!]

I'd like to see Fred committing arson.

[Sweey]

I'd like to see Fred committing suicide.

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred in a Lyon kit flip flapping against PSV.

http://i30.tinypic.com/zybwbn.png

[Kevthedrummer]

Iron my shirt bitch

[Eric Clyde]

Brilliant thread.

I would like to see Fred pissing on a Celtic shirt. :)

[Cookie]

Fred in a Arsenal shirt spanking a random Tottenham player..

Please .......

http://i26.tinypic.com/349c6fn.png

[TH]

Ha ha ha awesome thanks

[FutebolArte]

I'd like to see Fred in a Lyon kit flip flapping against PSV.

how about a flip flap nutmeg ?

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=xDrCkMtcj5c

[The Messiah]

I don't see a nutmeg...

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred committing arson.

http://i28.tinypic.com/abl8r8.png

[Rambo]

I'd like to see Fred piss on Fernando Alonso's face while being tied up.

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred committing suicide.

http://i27.tinypic.com/osx1s9.png

[Sweey]

I'd like to see Fred piss on Fernando Alonso's face while being tied up.

Actually could I see Fred breaking Lewis Hamilton's arms and legs and leaving the snivelling cunt to rot in hell?

Want to see the Alonso one quoted as well as I hate him with equal passion.

[Yossi]

I'd like to see Fred eating Ricky Ponting's face.

[Ghost]

I'd like to see Fred raping the Lulz Turtle.

[Cookie]

Iron my shirt bitch

http://i27.tinypic.com/293f0w3.png

[Cookie]

Brilliant thread.

I would like to see Fred pissing on a Celtic shirt. :)

http://i31.tinypic.com/2z7l66b.png

[Bammers05]

Great thread, Cookie :)

How about Fred eating mashed potato, while jumping on a trampoline with William Gallas?

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred piss on Fernando Alonso's face while being tied up.

http://i27.tinypic.com/2vcb50j.png

[mufcsean]

I'd like to see fred beating Adrian Chiles to a pulp

[CaptainCabinet]

I'd like to see Fred pushing Greenegg on the swings.

[Dragonfly]

I'd like to see Fred making an omelette.

[Cookie]

Actually could I see Fred breaking Lewis Hamilton's arms and legs and leaving the snivelling cunt to rot in hell?

Want to see the Alonso one quoted as well as I hate him with equal passion.

http://i32.tinypic.com/ejdf0z.png

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred eating Ricky Ponting's face.

http://i27.tinypic.com/2mq2nwh.png

[Cookie]

http://i26.tinypic.com/312brmd.png

[50!]

I'd like to see Fred getting a blowjob off Mrs Fred.

[Yossi]

I'd like to see Fred.

[Cookie]

Great thread, Cookie :)

How about Fred eating mashed potato, while jumping on a trampoline with William Gallas?

http://i32.tinypic.com/ok91xh.png

[Cannon ball]

I'd like to see Fred slapping Adolf Hitler with a wet fish, in Wembley stadium, with England manager Sven Goran Eriksson in the crowd.

Am I asking too much? :mellow:

[Cookie]

If anything your asking too little.

[Cookie]

I'd like to see fred beating Adrian Chiles to a pulp

http://i26.tinypic.com/2ih75t4.png

[mufcsean]

Best one yet.

Could i also get one of Fred in a dress, dancing to Fernando by ABBA

[Sweey]

http://i32.tinypic.com/ejdf0z.png

http://i26.tinypic.com/2ih75t4.png

I'm not best pleased at the similarities :no:

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred pushing Greenegg on the swings.

http://i27.tinypic.com/wv8ket.png

[Cookie]

I'm not best pleased at the similarities :no:

Meh, the requests were somewhat alike, just recycling you know :happy: .

[Wan]

I'd like to see Fred sing with Sean Kingston.

[CaptainCabinet]

http://i27.tinypic.com/wv8ket.png

:laugh: Classic.

[Bammers05]

http://i32.tinypic.com/ok91xh.png

:laugh: Great stuff

http://i27.tinypic.com/wv8ket.png

:laugh:

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred making an omelette.

http://i28.tinypic.com/15due7c.png

[greenegg]

http://i27.tinypic.com/wv8ket.png

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Oh my lord I am crying with laughter.

That is fucking incredible.

Be good to see Fred wearing an Argyle Shirt and scoring a goal that has been crossed by Halmosi.

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred getting a blowjob off Mrs Fred.

http://i27.tinypic.com/2n18d2w.png

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred.

:erm:

http://i26.tinypic.com/nlsm4l.png

[Keyser Soze]

I'd like to see Fred headbutting Materazzi.

[Dan]

I'd like to see Fred smashing up a PS3 with Master Chief alongside him.

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred slapping Adolf Hitler with a wet fish, in Wembley stadium, with England manager Sven Goran Eriksson in the crowd.

Am I asking too much? :mellow:

http://i26.tinypic.com/33o5sew.png

[Yossi]

I'd like to see Fred getting mugged by Bender.

[FutebolArte]

I don't see a nutmeg...

you know what.. it's my damned english.. although I learned english as my first language, all my footballing jargon comes from brazil...

u're right, no nutmeg... I've spent like 7 years thinking it was one thing.. :shocking:

[Bammers05]

I'd like to see Fred getting mugged by Wan109

[greenegg]

http://i26.tinypic.com/33o5sew.png

Where is Sven sitting?

[Cookie]

Look closely.

[greenegg]

Bottom right hand corner, look closely.

:erm: I really can't see him mate, you best not be fucking with me.

[Cookie]

Sticks out like a sore thumb mate. A fiver for whoever finds him.

[Eric Clyde]

Found him. Where's my fiver now?

[Cookie]

Dan will sort you out with that.

[Dragonfly]

I'd like to see Fred being kicked down that hole in Sparta.

[Barry]

I'd like to see Fred in a disco/bar with John Travolta, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the Power Rangers all sitting next to each other.

[Cookie]

Best one yet.

Could i also get one of Fred in a dress, dancing to Fernando by ABBA

http://i28.tinypic.com/2n0j0ol.png

[mufcsean]

:laugh: Thank you, am i the only one who can't find Sven?

[Dan]

These are quality like.


You do them on paint you say? Your paints skillz must be to the maximum as they are pretty awesome. :\ Unlike mine.

[Cookie]

Nah, I doodle them on Photoshop. I would do them on paint but since I have photoshop it's that bit easier for cutting out peoples faces and things. Smoother quality also.

[Keyser Soze]

Hasn't he got one of them graphic pens? Nonetheless, they are awesome.

I'd like Fred to fight Ali in the ring please, sir.

[Dragonfly]

Are you using that drawing pad you bought for about £300, Cookie?

[Cookie]

Yup, I'm using my graphics pad and my mouse/pen thingy. It'd take ages to do them with a normal mouse. These little doodles are probably the only thing I've used it for. Best 300 quid I've ever spent. :/


I'd like to see Fred sing with Sean Kingston.

http://i26.tinypic.com/15d9hef.png

[Rambo]

I'd like to see Fred throw R Kelly over a cliff into a river of flesh eating Piranhas.

[mufcsean]

I'd like to see Fred doing crack with Tyrone Biggums

[fick]

I'd really love to see Fred kicking Michael Owen in the bollocks.

[Wan]

http://i26.tinypic.com/15d9hef.png

:laugh: Thanks.

[Diao]

I'd like to see Fred eating a cookie while doing a backflip off a cliff :huh:

[Bammers05]

I'd like to see Fred beating up Fred's clone

[Wan]

I'd like to see Fred scoring a screamer against Spurs.

[Cookie]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Oh my lord I am crying with laughter.

That is fucking incredible.

Be good to see Fred wearing an Argyle Shirt and scoring a goal that has been crossed by Halmosi.

http://i26.tinypic.com/fbf2hz.png

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred headbutting Materazzi.

http://i29.tinypic.com/r0nort.png

[Bammers05]

:laugh: That's brilliant

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred smashing up a PS3 with Master Chief alongside him.

http://i31.tinypic.com/25513rr.png

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred getting mugged by Bender.

http://i32.tinypic.com/2lxf32p.png

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred being kicked down that hole in Sparta.

http://i27.tinypic.com/21lo12b.png

[Level6]

HAHAHAH! This is some funny shit!

Good thread Cookie.

[ads]

How have I missed this thread? Brilliant stuff.

The Greenegg on the swing one is fucking hilarious!

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred in a disco/bar with John Travolta, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the Power Rangers all sitting next to each other.

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/9238/mbarcopyiw4.png (http://imageshack.us)

[Cookie]

Hasn't he got one of them graphic pens? Nonetheless, they are awesome.

I'd like Fred to fight Ali in the ring please, sir.

http://i27.tinypic.com/2gt90g7.jpg

[Calzone]

I want to see fred getting raped by four women and greenegg in the back wearing a black cape holding a cross in one hand and wacking off in the other.

[mufcsean]

I'd like to see Fred on a driving lesson "accidentally" running over a welsh man

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred throw R Kelly over a cliff into a river of flesh eating Piranhas.

http://i25.tinypic.com/33z8dcj.png

[Dragonfly]

I'd like to see Fred give Arnold Schwarzenegger a high five, both of them having big grins on their faces.

[Sweey]

I'd like to see Fred out drinking with his friends in the KKK...and Barack Obama.

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred doing crack with Tyrone Biggums

http://i26.tinypic.com/k0n9ll.png

[Cookie]

I'd really love to see Fred kicking Michael Owen in the bollocks.

http://i27.tinypic.com/295xykp.png

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred eating a cookie while doing a backflip off a cliff :huh:

http://i31.tinypic.com/120h3j6.png

[mufcsean]

http://i26.tinypic.com/k0n9ll.png

:laugh: BAHAHAHAHA, fucking brilliant mate

[Barry]

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/9238/mbarcopyiw4.png (http://imageshack.us)

:laugh: A night out with The Turtles.

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred beating up Fred's clone

http://i27.tinypic.com/5peibt.png

[Ziss]

I'd like to see Fred beating Maradona to death just after he's scored the "hand of cheating fat cunt" against England.

[StaVriS92]

I'd like to see Fred masturbating :D

[Cookie]

I want to see fred getting raped by four women and greenegg in the back wearing a black cape holding a cross in one hand and wacking off in the other.

http://i28.tinypic.com/2n9aot3.png

[TH]

Genious..

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred on a driving lesson "accidentally" running over a welsh man

http://i26.tinypic.com/v5ictk.png

[Calzone]

http://i28.tinypic.com/2n9aot3.png

Hahahaha.. :laugh:


Ur sick cookie.

[milly_willy]

http://i26.tinypic.com/349c6fn.png

loooooooool

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred give Arnold Schwarzenegger a high five, both of them having big grins on their faces.

http://i34.tinypic.com/28i6g0k.png

:>

[Dan]

We need Fred dressed as the Joker tbh.

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred out drinking with his friends in the KKK...and Barack Obama.

http://i37.tinypic.com/2yor2xd.png



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[Miggy]

Hahaha. I'd rep you all day, cookie. :wub:

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred beating Maradona to death just after he's scored the "hand of cheating fat cunt" against England.

http://i35.tinypic.com/9vctqw.png



I'd like to see Fred masturbating :D



http://i35.tinypic.com/6fupu0.png

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[mufcsean]

:chanlaugh:
:chanlaugh:
:chanlaugh:
:chanlaugh:
:chanlaugh:

x2

Cookie that is fucking awesome

[Cookie]

We need Fred dressed as the Joker tbh.

http://i38.tinypic.com/1588e4w.png

[otobot]

i love fred :)

[Cookie]

Less compliments and more requests lads. No, scratch that. More compliments and more requests.

[Miggy]

Fred running with the bulls in Pamplona.

[Haribo]

I'd like to see Fred outsprinting Usain Bolt.

[nath_scfc]

I'd like to see Fred outsprinting Usain Bolt.

...and out-showboating him too.

[mufcsean]

^ Impossible

I'd like to seee Fred playing golf using Ashley Cole's head as a ball

[Cookie]

Fred running with the bulls in Pamplona.


http://i36.tinypic.com/sdo9p5.jpg


I'd like to see Fred outsprinting Usain Bolt.


http://i34.tinypic.com/el6yvl.png


...and out-showboating him too.


http://i35.tinypic.com/6gwguq.png


^ Impossible

I'd like to seee Fred playing golf using Ashley Cole's head as a ball


http://i37.tinypic.com/987qyr.png

[Miggy]

Cookie you're awesome.

[Papa]

Will you marry me Cookie?

[mufcsean]

Cookie, you sir are brilliant.

[Dragonfly]

Will you marry me Cookie?

Only if your cookie doesn't contain nuts.

[Yossi]

I'd like to see Fred not laughing at Dragonfly's 'jokes'.

[Dragonfly]

I'd like to see Fred struggle to put together a wardrobe from Ikea.

I'd like to see Fred not laughing at Dragonfly's 'jokes'.


I know for a fact you used that joke next week.

[AgentZero]

id like to see fred bitch slapping an sexual deviant outside of sully's window.

[Cookie]

Will you marry me Cookie?

Only if I get to be the dude.

I'd like to see Fred not laughing at Dragonfly's 'jokes'.

http://i34.tinypic.com/2a5eyiv.png



Could an Admin move this thread to Off-Topic?

[ads]

Brilliant! Cookie you're fucking great.

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred struggle to put together a wardrobe from Ikea.


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http://i35.tinypic.com/2hnmjvl.png

[Haribo]

:lol:

I'd like to see Fred replace the ginge in Girls Aloud.

[Barry]

Could an Admin move this thread to Off-Topic?

As you wish. I'd like to see Fred shooting some hoops with Michael Jordan.

[HH]

cookie you deserve these ego boosting comments. its a great thread. i second Barrys ask to shoot hoops with michael jordan. and can i have Fred dunking on Kobe Bryant please.

[PEM]

i'd like to see fred in a Ippy and jippy(itchy and scratchy) episode.

[HH]

i'd like to see fred in a Ippy and jippy(itchy and scratchy) episode.

maybe actually killing the rat this time

[Gooner10]

This is awesome!

I'd like to see Fred on horseback, with a metallic helmet, holding a rifle, being followed by Nazis and zombies, jumping over a ginger midget and wearing a poncho... yes please

[Dragonfly]

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http://i35.tinypic.com/2hnmjvl.png

That really is hilarious!!! :chanlaugh:

Can you do one where Fred reveals his surname is Phelps in one picture, then in the next, he takes his face/head off to reveal the head of Fred Phelps (with Stetson).

As you wish. I'd like to see Fred shooting some hoops with Michael Jordan.

Don't be surprised to see them firing guns at hoops.

[PEM]

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http://i35.tinypic.com/2hnmjvl.png
Get the last image idea from the simpsons :smug:

[Dundon's]

I'd like to see Fred beating Usain Bolt in the 100m.


Fab thread fella. :)

[Dragonfly]

I'd like to see Fred beating Usain Bolt in the 100m.


Fab thread fella. :)

http://www.pesgaming.com/showpost.php?p=1303044&postcount=122

Do your homework. :cool:

[TH]

Fred posing as bigfoot in a freezer..

[Dundon's]

http://www.pesgaming.com/showpost.php?p=1303044&postcount=122

Do your homework. :cool:


Cunt. :D

[Lorenzinho]

I'd like to see Fred in charge of the Russian invasion in Georgia while holding an ice cream.

[mufcsean]

I'd like to see Freds reaction to reading that Jade Goody has cancer of the womb

[Cookie]

id like to see fred bitch slapping an sexual deviant outside of sully's window.

http://i38.tinypic.com/2nsccch.png

:lol:

I'd like to see Fred replace the ginge in Girls Aloud.

http://i34.tinypic.com/2z6ysna.png

As you wish. I'd like to see Fred shooting some hoops with Michael Jordan.

http://i34.tinypic.com/13z51j4.png

cookie you deserve these ego boosting comments. its a great thread. i second Barrys ask to shoot hoops with michael jordan. and can i have Fred dunking on Kobe Bryant please.

http://i37.tinypic.com/el46zm.png

[Miggy]

Haha. We need to spread Fred around the web. You've got talent my Irish amigo.

[Cookie]

Haha. We need to spread Fred around the web. You've got talent my Irish amigo.

:blush:

It's a pity I stole the idea though. ;)

[cadey]

I wanna see Fred knocking Mike Tyson out.

[Calzone]

I like freds kicks in the pic of him dunkin on kobe.

[pes guy]

i'd like to see fred playing pes 2008 on ps3 with a hd tv being overly disapointed.

[Dragonfly]

:blush:

It's a pity I stole the idea though. ;)

Oh really? In that case, I take back all the praise I've ever given you on this.

[Vitumbiko]

http://i26.tinypic.com/k0n9ll.png
http://i27.tinypic.com/wv8ket.png


:chanlaugh:
lol
great thread

i just want to see fred in a man utd kit, tackle cristiano ronaldo, in a real madrid kit.

[Adammce05]

I'd like to see Fred kicking shit out of that repulsive fat hun Kris Boyd.

[HH]

http://i34.tinypic.com/13z51j4.png



http://i37.tinypic.com/el46zm.png

yeehh! thats brilliant man. kobe getting owned again.

[Cookie]

Oh really? In that case, I take back all the praise I've ever given you on this.

Oh noes. :crymore:
At least I have your praise in the joker thread to fall back on. :)

[Barry]

http://i38.tinypic.com/2nsccch.png



http://i34.tinypic.com/2z6ysna.png



http://i34.tinypic.com/13z51j4.png



http://i37.tinypic.com/el46zm.png

I hereby declare this to be the best thing on planet earth. Brilliant, thanks mate :lol:

[PEM]

you missed my fred request. :(

[Cookie]

Did I? I thought your one is next in line.

[PEM]

oh yes, :blush:, sorry Sir cookie.

[Cookie]

i'd like to see fred in a Ippy and jippy(itchy and scratchy) episode.

http://i36.tinypic.com/2n1wbro.png

maybe actually killing the rat this time

http://i33.tinypic.com/29yf8yu.png
http://i33.tinypic.com/w2os92.png

This is awesome!

I'd like to see Fred on horseback, with a metallic helmet, holding a rifle, being followed by Nazis and zombies, jumping over a ginger midget and wearing a poncho... yes please

http://i37.tinypic.com/2h3wmye.png

:)

[Miggy]

Do these take you long Sir Cookie?

[PEM]

http://i36.tinypic.com/2n1wbro.png



http://i33.tinypic.com/29yf8yu.png
http://i33.tinypic.com/w2os92.png



http://i37.tinypic.com/2h3wmye.png

:)
:chanlaugh:

Mind if it becomes my avatar?

[Cookie]

Do these take you long Sir Cookie?

Well, obviously the ones I draw from scratch take a while longer than the others. They take from 5 minutes to about a half hour.

:chanlaugh:

Mind if it becomes my avatar?

No problem dude. :)

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http://i37.tinypic.com/2h3wmye.png

:)


Thats pretty amazing!

Cookie do you mind if I request one?

I'd love to see Fred posting a picture of his dream girl in the dream girl 18+ thread...maybe even with boobies :naughty:

[Cookie]

Thats pretty amazing!

Cookie do you mind if I request one?

I'd love to see Fred posting a picture of his dream girl in the dream girl 18+ thread...maybe even with boobies :naughty:

I'll post the boobies version in Elite. :naughty:

[DJ_Smurf_2004]

I'd like to see fred raping SeaBass for PES2008 being shit.....

[ads]

I'll post the boobies version in Elite. :naughty:

:w00t Good man!

[TH]

Fred posing as bigfoot in a freezer..

You missed mine Cookie sir!
:(:(

[Cookie]

You missed mine Cookie sir!
:(:(

Dragonfly's is next, then yours is after his.

[TH]

Oh right ok, I look forward to seeing it. :D

[Gooner10]

http://i37.tinypic.com/2h3wmye.png

:)

That is quite amazing sir! Well done indeed!

[Lorenzinho]

I'd like to see Fred in charge of the Russian invasion in Georgia while holding an ice cream.

Pretty please. :crymore:

[Cookie]

That really is hilarious!!! :chanlaugh:

Can you do one where Fred reveals his surname is Phelps in one picture, then in the next, he takes his face/head off to reveal the head of Fred Phelps (with Stetson).



Don't be surprised to see them firing guns at hoops.

http://i35.tinypic.com/10zb7z8.png

http://i37.tinypic.com/2ildauu.png

Fred posing as bigfoot in a freezer..

http://i34.tinypic.com/206zlzl.png

I'd like to see Fred in charge of the Russian invasion in Georgia while holding an ice cream.

http://i34.tinypic.com/5mlh61.png

[Lorenzinho]

You sir, are a genius.

[Hunter]

Any chance of seeing Fred sprinting past Ussain Bolt but being cocky while doing so ?

;)

Thanks man.

[mufcsean]

Already been done

[DJ_Smurf_2004]

I'd like to see fred raping SeaBass for PES2008 being shit.....

Any chance of mine?

[CaptainCabinet]

Any chance of mine?

Yes, probably, if you wait your turn.

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Freds reaction to reading that Jade Goody has cancer of the womb

http://i37.tinypic.com/etilwl.png







http://i35.tinypic.com/2qwjz7l.png



I wanna see Fred knocking Mike Tyson out.

http://i35.tinypic.com/2nuq844.png

[mufcsean]

:chanlaugh: brilliant

[Cookie]

i'd like to see fred playing pes 2008 on ps3 with a hd tv being overly disapointed.

http://i35.tinypic.com/296oytz.png

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http://i33.tinypic.com/2d9popg.png

[mufcsean]

:chanlaugh:

[SDAV89]

Brilliant mate just brilliant. :D

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Cookie you're fucking ace!

[pes guy]

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Thanks man that's brilliant

[Miggy]

I see a Xbox360 and a Playstation3 controller. You're useless Cookie.

[Cookie]

I see a Xbox360 and a Playstation3 controller. You're useless Cookie.

:chanlaugh: I was hoping nobody would notice. Plus, it's pretty obvious the PS3 is just out of shot at the bottom of the screen, oh and thanks for the lovely feedback guys.

[Dragonfly]

I'd like to see Fred struggling to open a bottle of champagne, and when he finally succeeds, the cork flies into his eye.

[greenegg]

Fred having a quick hand shandy in his bedroom but his Mother enters as he approaches the vinegar strokes. (We've all been there, even Fred)

[Cookie]

:chanlaugh:
lol
great thread

i just want to see fred in a man utd kit, tackle cristiano ronaldo, in a real madrid kit.

http://i36.tinypic.com/vnngwl.png

[Sully]

I would like to see Fred attempt the Sully pose

[mufcsean]

Was that originally keane on Zidane?

[Cookie]

It most certainly was Keane and Zidane.

[Vitumbiko]

http://i36.tinypic.com/vnngwl.png

lol
:chanlaugh:
Brilliant

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred kicking shit out of that repulsive fat hun Kris Boyd.

http://i35.tinypic.com/oswizm.png

Thats pretty amazing!

Cookie do you mind if I request one?

I'd love to see Fred posting a picture of his dream girl in the dream girl 18+ thread...maybe even with boobies :naughty:

http://i36.tinypic.com/n66lg4.png

I'm sure you and Fred have the same taste. :naughty:

[Miggy]

http://i35.tinypic.com/oswizm.png


Half of Ron Burgandy in the background there. Although he'd never get caught in those trousers.

[Cookie]

I'd like to see fred raping SeaBass for PES2008 being shit.....

http://i34.tinypic.com/10hk3nn.png

[DJ_Smurf_2004]

http://i34.tinypic.com/10hk3nn.png

HAHAHAHA take that seasbass!!!! lol

Cookie = Ledge!

[Vitumbiko]

I want to see Fred do the Kama Sutra position with Paz Vega.

[Bammers05]

Great work, Cookie.

I'd like to see Fred eating a pizza WITH OLIVES!

[Gooner10]

I'd like to see Fred giving Gallas a slap

[Adammce05]

Lmao at him leathering the fat hun swine that is kris boyd.

[Cookie]

Any chance of seeing Fred sprinting past Ussain Bolt but being cocky while doing so ?

;)

Thanks man.

http://i34.tinypic.com/2ewjqcz.png

Fred is fucking buff.

Ok. I want to see Fred playing guitar onstage with Avenged Sevenfold.

http://i37.tinypic.com/mslsh4.png

[JoeyM]

Fred drawing a picture of Cookie drawing a picture of Fred drawing a picture of Cookie.

[Hansel]

I want to see Fred having a threesome with MJ and Macauly Caulkin (or however the fuck you spell it)

[Cookie]

Haha! Brilliant.

Now I've got to rib you for having FAAAAAAR too much time on your hands.

Ha, you're not wrong there. Unemployed and penniless, I find myself either getting stoned or drawing fred cartoons half the time these days. Where did it all go wrong?

[Dragonfly]

Can I have the Fred family dancing in the GIF below please?

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/7994/boratgroupdancets2.gif

[Cookie]

You want it as a gif? I bloody hate making gifs.

[Dragonfly]

Yes, I do. Now go do your job and make me one, sharpish!

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http://i36.tinypic.com/n66lg4.png

I'm sure you and Fred have the same taste. :naughty:

Brilliant stuff! And we most certainly do :naughty:

[Phatmann]

I'd like to see Fred talking to a wall with a moustache whilst kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse.

[freestyleh7]

can i see fred calling cristiano ronaldo a little poof

[playerito]

lmao this is the funniest things i have ever seen. props to cookie
can i see fred sittin upside down playin metal gear online talkin jibberish thru a banana headset next to a drooling quadraplegic family member that watches him play?

[Yossi]

I want to see Fred signing Berbatov at the last minute. But I doubt it will be funny by the time it gets drawn, though.

[Viperized]

I would like to see Fred killing Jerry, seeing and he gets the better of Tom all the time - this annoyed me greatly.

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred struggling to open a bottle of champagne, and when he finally succeeds, the cork flies into his eye.

http://i33.tinypic.com/xdt6xe.png



http://i34.tinypic.com/dpdd09.png

[Wan]

Haha, that is class.

[DJ_Smurf_2004]

Cookie, you are a god!!!

Classic!

[Cookie]

I would like to see Fred attempt the Sully pose

http://i33.tinypic.com/xfxnaq.png

Fred having a quick hand shandy in his bedroom but his Mother enters as he approaches the vinegar strokes. (We've all been there, even Fred)

http://i33.tinypic.com/2ujh6qc.png



http://i33.tinypic.com/n37qrk.png

[Wan]

:lol:

That was some Cookie.

[greenegg]

:chanlaugh:

That is Genius.

[zeemeister]

Aah ha ha ha. 16 pages of pure genius.

I'ld like to see fred overthrow the Mugabe regime and have the cunt decapitated. Then fire a Zimbabwean weapon of mass destruction at George Bush please.

[Dundon's]

This has to be one of the greatest threads on the internet.

[Cookie]

I want to see Fred do the Kama Sutra position with Paz Vega.

http://i33.tinypic.com/ifttlv.png

Great work, Cookie.

I'd like to see Fred eating a pizza WITH OLIVES!

http://i33.tinypic.com/2co4myp.png

I'd like to see Fred giving Gallas a slap

http://i38.tinypic.com/2na17c3.png

[Dragonfly]

Good choice of Gallas picture, but I'm sure most of them were like that.

I'd like to see Fred as shaft (classic).

EDIT: I.e. Fred as a black man, not Fred in a wig.

[freestyleh7]

LOL class, i would like to see Fred walking in on cristiano ronaldo when he is reading a gay magazine

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http://i33.tinypic.com/xfxnaq.png



http://i33.tinypic.com/2ujh6qc.png



http://i33.tinypic.com/n37qrk.png

The thumb in the arse! Brilliant!

[Vitumbiko]

http://i33.tinypic.com/ifttlv.png

bruv u r amazing

[Jonny2J]

I'd like to see Fred wanking or performing some other sexual orientated act with Kate Garraway around.

[Cookie]

Fred drawing a picture of Cookie drawing a picture of Fred drawing a picture of Cookie.

http://i38.tinypic.com/ibme88.png

I want to see Fred having a threesome with MJ and Macauly Caulkin (or however the fuck you spell it)

http://i35.tinypic.com/20tnn1h.png

[Cookie]

I'd like to see Fred talking to a wall with a moustache whilst kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse.

http://i33.tinypic.com/o90ll4.png



can i see fred calling cristiano ronaldo a little poof

http://i34.tinypic.com/2gsnasp.png


http://i35.tinypic.com/25hfsb9.png

[freestyleh7]

LOL class what a Legend, thanks mate :D

[Cookie]

Ok, I've got it. I want to see Fred riding a 20-foot seahorse and throwing a trident into a slanty-eyed squid wrapped around an American submarine.

This is going to be fucking epic.

http://i36.tinypic.com/344z81z.png

[Cookie]

Can I have the Fred family dancing in the GIF below please?



http://i37.tinypic.com/2dtndjk.gif

[The Messiah]

http://i37.tinypic.com/2dtndjk.gif

Jesus, that must have been a pain in the arse to do?

[Cookie]

Yah, about 30 individual frames, a pain in the arse indeed. T'was nearly worse than when I dropped the soap in prison.

[Hansel]

Thread of the year.

[Dragonfly]

Brilliant stuff, Cookie. I didn't think you'd go through with it.

[Cookie]

Yah, I wasn't going at first, but then I thought I'm going to try to do all the requests.

[laughin man]

Yah, I wasn't going at first, but then I thought I'm going to try to do all the requests.

I love this thread, absolute legend Cookie!!!!

Id like to see Fred in the chainsaw scene from scarface, handcuffed in the shower...

[playerito]

scratch my previous request since i feel it doesnt let your genius creativeness flow which makes all of these funny. i'd just like to see fred dramatically save some1's life

[Papa]

I'd like to see Fred at an 18th birthday celebration, giving the birthday girl the best present ever.

[wrigh2uk]

I'd like to see Fred comforting Gerry and Kate Mccan

[Neo]

I'd like to see Farmer Fred finding Madeline Mccan with a combine in a field full of haystacks, outside Neverland, whilst Michael Jackson looks on in horror, whilst Jesus steals his tele, whilst God laughs from above as he drops Tay Zonday into the rotary blades.

Yeah.

[greenegg]

Thread of the year.

Rookie error. Fred of the year.

[Danvid]

I wanna see freds penis

[uA - 1905]

I'd like to see a terrified Fred playing Frogger while held at gunpoint by Hans Gruber, but then Gruber suddenly disappears and pops up in the game, making Fred very happy.

[mufcsean]

Rookie error. Fred of the year.

:lol2: