View Full Version : Things you wouldn't do for £1m
Scoring the winning penalty for your rivals?
Michelle McManus?
Beth Ditto?
An 8 year old?
An 88 year old?
Gay Sex?
Shag a Tranny?
Chopping your dick off and eating it?
Cold blooded murder?
Grass your wife into the police? (Assuming she was Alessandra Ambrosio)
Where do you draw the line?
Scoring the winning penalty for your rivals? - Yes
Michelle McManus? - Yes
Beth Ditto? - Who? Yes.
An 8 year old? - Would anyone find out?
An 88 year old? - Yes.
Gay Sex? - No AIDS? Yes.
Shag a Tranny? - Yes.
Chopping your dick off and eating it? - No.
Cold blooded murder? - Would anyone find out?
Grass your wife into the police? (Assuming she was Alessandra Ambrosio) - What did she do?
PESFan92
20-03-2008, 10:08
Scoring the winning penalty for your rivals?
Michelle McManus? [B]HELL NO
Beth Ditto? NO
An 8 year old? NO
An 88 year old? NO
Gay Sex? NO
Shag a Tranny? NO
Chopping your dick off and eating it? DEFINETLEY NOT
Cold blooded murder? Maybe
Grass your wife into the police? (Assuming she was Alessandra Ambrosio) Depends what she has done.
Scoring the winning penalty for your rivals? Yes
Michelle McManus? Yes
Beth Ditto? Yes
An 8 year old? Yes, if she was hot
An 88 year old? Yes, if she left her teeth out :naughty:
Gay Sex? Yes
Shag a Tranny? Yes
Chopping your dick off and eating it? Ah I'd have to draw the line there I'm afraid
Cold blooded murder? Yes
Grass your wife into the police? (Assuming she was Alessandra Ambrosio) Yes
Michelle McManus? No
Beth Ditto? No
An 8 year old? No
An 88 year old? No
Gay Sex? No
Shag a Tranny? No
Chopping your dick off and eating it? No
Cold blooded murder? Yes
Grass your wife into the police? (Assuming she was Alessandra Ambrosio) Yes
£1m isn't enough to do a few of those things. As for the last two, I'd do them for a lot less than £1m. I'm not entirely sure what that says about me as a person :erm:
LarssonIsGhod
20-03-2008, 11:24
I'd probably do the whole list for £1million and a curly wurly :D
Anyone who says they wouldn't do a man for a million is a fag. It's as much money as you're gonna make in your life for a few minute's work.
Anyone who says they wouldn't do a man for a million is a fag. It's as much money as you're gonna make in your life for a few minute's work.
Alvin's got a valid point here.
Plus, if you're the one doing the shagging, and you close your eyes, is it even gay anyway? :mellow: Only if you want it to be.
I'd dream it was a tight virginal hole, and hope I wouldn't get carried away and spank the guys hairy arse or go for a reach around and grab his cock.
Fuck it. It's a million quid. I'd do it and I'd fucking love it. CHA-CHING!
LarssonIsGhod
20-03-2008, 12:18
I dont think i would be too emotionally scarred if i was the one shagging........but if i was the one getting shagged i would be emotionally scarred. No amount of money could help that
I'd give it a try though :)
The Messiah
20-03-2008, 12:22
Scoring the winning penalty for your rivals?
Michelle McManus?
Beth Ditto?
An 8 year old?
An 88 year old?
Gay Sex?
Shag a Tranny?
Chopping your dick off and eating it?
Cold blooded murder?
Grass your wife into the police? (Assuming she was Alessandra Ambrosio)
Where do you draw the line?
I wouldn't do the cock chop but the others I'd do. Sounds like a normal night out with Dan.
PESFan92
20-03-2008, 12:50
I'd rather have my girlfriend than a £1m. Finding love is more important than a £1m to me. Most of you who are married/in love will agree.;)
Dundon's
20-03-2008, 13:36
Anyone who says they wouldn't do a man for a million is a fag. It's as much money as you're gonna make in your life for a few minute's work.
Dirty money Alvin, dirty. :no:
Scoring the winning penalty for your rivals? No, the fans will hate me forever.
Michelle McManus? No
Beth Ditto? No
An 8 year old? Nope
An 88 year old? Nopety, nopety, no.
Gay Sex? Not at all.
Shag a Tranny? No
Chopping your dick off and eating it? Obviously no.
Cold blooded murder? Nope, I'm too good for it.
Grass your wife into the police? (Assuming she was Alessandra Ambrosio) I'll sex her first before grassing her.
hitmanuk2k
20-03-2008, 14:09
OK, so I can understand why some of you don't wish to admit that you'd fuck a man... but Michelle McManus or Beth Ditto? Come on. It's a fucking million pounds - And, if it still bothers you, just think of the therapy you could buy for just a fraction of that.
PESFan92
20-03-2008, 14:19
OK, so I can understand why some of you don't wish to admit that you'd fuck a man... but Michelle McManus or Beth Ditto? Come on. It's a fucking million pounds - And, if it still bothers you, just think of the therapy you could buy for just a fraction of that.
I can understand that yeah, but the thought of having sex with such hideous fat creatures scares me, and with all the money earned i'll have to spend most of it on therapy:crymore:
Gay sex eh?
Am I giving or receiving. ;)
An 8 year old?
An 88 year old?
Chopping your dick off and eating it?
Do not want.
The Messiah
20-03-2008, 14:34
Alvin's got a valid point here.
Plus, if you're the one doing the shagging, and you close your eyes, is it even gay anyway? :mellow: Only if you want it to be.
I'd dream it was a tight virginal hole, and hope I wouldn't get carried away and spank the guys hairy arse or go for a reach around and grab his cock.
Fuck it. It's a million quid. I'd do it and I'd fucking love it. CHA-CHING!
QFT! It's only gay if balls are touching.
Anyone who says they wouldn't do a man for a million is a fag. It's as much money as you're gonna make in your life for a few minute's work.
Always been my view on it too (how it came up in discussion is another thing).
No-one in my office would chop off a finger for £1m either? Fucking wimps.
Scoring the winning penalty for your rivals? If just a normal game then yes.
Michelle McManus? Yes
Beth Ditto? Yes
An 8 year old? No
An 88 year old? Yes
Gay Sex? Yes
Shag a Tranny? Yes
Chopping your dick off and eating it? No
Cold blooded murder? If the person was deserving.
Grass your wife into the police? (Assuming she was Alessandra Ambrosio) Yes
Doing an 8 year old is just wrong, and I doubt I could live with the mental trauma's I'd inflict. An 88 year old, Ditto and McManus however....probably.
If the person I'd have to kill would be Cristiano Ronaldo, Adam Sandler or Ann Coulter then yes. Great to see the state of morals, values and principles on this forum :tongue:
Chop off dick? No
Winning penalty? Yes
Doing a man? A dilemma, but probably. Although if someone asks how I got rich I wouldn't mention this.
Doing an 8 year old is just wrong, and I doubt I could live with the mental trauma's I'd inflict.
They might like it :mellow:
Dragonfly
20-03-2008, 15:25
Scoring the winning penalty for your rivals? Yes.
Michelle McManus? Yes.
Beth Ditto? Yes.
An 8 year old? Probably not.
An 88 year old? Yes.
Gay Sex? Yes, but only if I'm the bummer and not the bummee.
Shag a Tranny? You didn't specify if it was a man dressing as a woman, or vice versa. I'll assume you mean a woman dressing as a bloke, so I will say yes. :smug:
Chopping your dick off and eating it? No.
Cold blooded murder? If I was guaranteed I would never be found out, then yes.
Grass your wife into the police? (Assuming she was Alessandra Ambrosio) Yes.
Doing an 8 year old is just wrong, and I doubt I could live with the mental trauma's I'd inflict.
On yourself or the child? :ninja:
Scoring the winning penalty for your rivals? Yes
Michelle McManus? Yes
Beth Ditto? Yes
An 8 year old? Fuck off
An 88 year old? No
Gay Sex? No
Shag a Tranny? No
Chopping your dick off and eating it? No
Cold blooded murder? No
Grass your wife into the police? (Assuming she was Alessandra Ambrosio) Yes
Scoring the winning penalty for your rivals? Yes.
Michelle McManus? Yes.
Beth Ditto? Yes.
An 8 year old? Probably not.
An 88 year old? Yes.
Gay Sex? Yes, but only if I'm the bummer and not the bummee.
Shag a Tranny? You didn't specify if it was a man dressing as a woman, or vice versa. I'll assume you mean a woman dressing as a bloke, so I will say yes. :smug:
Chopping your dick off and eating it? No.
Cold blooded murder? If I was guaranteed I would never be found out, then yes.
Grass your wife into the police? (Assuming she was Alessandra Ambrosio) Yes.
On yourself or the child? :ninja:
Haven't thought about that :ninja:
PESFan92
20-03-2008, 15:52
On yourself or the child? :ninja:
I'd say the himself:mellow: :ninja:
If you were going to fuck an 8 year old would you rather it were a boy or a girl?
PESFan92
20-03-2008, 16:09
If you were going to fuck an 8 year old would you rather it were a boy or a girl?
:unsure: Good Question
Dundon's
20-03-2008, 17:47
Oh dear...
PESFan92
20-03-2008, 18:01
Could i say none because i would never fuck an 8 year old.
L . F . C
20-03-2008, 18:17
Scoring the winning penalty for your rivals? - Yes.
Michelle McManus? - Yes.
Beth Ditto? - Yes.
An 8 year old? - No.
An 88 year old? - Yes.
Gay Sex? - No AIDS? Yes.
Shag a Tranny? - Yes.
Chopping your dick off and eating it? - No.
Cold blooded murder? - I would.
Grass your wife into the police? (Assuming she was Alessandra Ambrosio) - No.
mufcsean
20-03-2008, 18:29
Scoring the winning penalty for your rivals? NO
Michelle McManus? Yes
Beth Ditto? Yes
An 8 year old? NO
An 88 year old? Yes
Gay Sex? NO
Shag a Tranny? NO
Chopping your dick off and eating it? NO
Cold blooded murder? YES
Grass your wife into the police? (Assuming she was Alessandra Ambrosio) YES
Scoring the winning penalty for your rivals? Yes
Michelle McManus? Yes
Beth Ditto? Yes
An 8 year old? No
An 88 year old? Yes
Gay Sex? Not if I was the one on the receiving end.
Shag a Tranny? Yes
Chopping your dick off and eating it? No
Cold blooded murder? Yes
Grass your wife into the police? (Assuming she was Alessandra Ambrosio) Yes
Definitely Maybe
20-03-2008, 20:42
I'd rather have my girlfriend than a £1m. Finding love is more important than a £1m to me. Most of you who are married/in love will agree.;)
Coming from a 15 year old :laugh:
Everything but the paedophilia and dickapitation.
Nifty1Pound50
21-03-2008, 10:53
Could i say none because i would never fuck an 8 year old.
Aren't you about 8 yourself? :mellow:
Coming from a 15 year old
Beat me to it. It always makes me laugh when children start thinking they're in love because they got given their first handjob in afternoon Food Technology Leisure Beachgames Studies or whatever it is kids do in school these days.
Not that I'm some old, experienced man-of-the-world - but then, I don't say things like "when you find love, you'll understand" to people twice my age!
Lorenzinho
21-03-2008, 15:13
Not that I'm some old, experienced man-of-the-world - but then, I don't say things like "when you find love, you'll understand" to people twice my age!
Haha.
Would do Beth Ditto and Michelle MacManus, wouldn't shag an 8 year old, would shag an 88 year old, be hard pushed to have any sexual relations with a man but if it's for £1m you would think you'd have to consider it, would clearly score for my rivals, would grass my wife into the police (only if she'd been a cheating whore).
Have I missed any? Murder? Erm. I don't think I could kill somebody for a million pounds. I dunno. I'll ponder that.
I'd rather have my girlfriend than a £1m. Finding love is more important than a £1m to me. Most of you who are married/in love will agree.
See once you've had countless blow jobs off her and numerous shags, you probably would give her up. I just bought mine a fucking iPod nano, I deserve some money back.
PESFan92
21-03-2008, 17:36
See once you've had countless blow jobs off her and numerous shags, you probably would give her up. I just bought mine a fucking iPod nano, I deserve some money back.
Na i would never give her up. :)
I took mine out last Sunday...took her to the cliffs and had a picnic :cool:, then we went back to her house to do...erm:blush: EDIT: only joking
Cannon ball
21-03-2008, 17:39
Na i would never give her up. :)
I took mine out last Sunday...took her to the cliffs and had a picnic :cool:, then we went back to her house to do...erm:blush:
That sounded so cute, until that last bit....:mellow:
PESFan92
21-03-2008, 17:51
That sounded so cute, until that last bit....:mellow:
Oops i was ment to but only joking at the end...sorry, but i did go back to her house and we just watch love films, listened to music, and that and just talked all night.
Oops i was ment to but only joking at the end...sorry, but i did go back to her house and we just watch love films, listened to music, and that and just talked all night.
Gay Sex? NO
o rly?
Original?
21-03-2008, 21:06
I'd do all of them 'cept the dick removal. Murder would start a lot less, those of you who wouldn't do the man obviously have issues with your sexuality. Having gay sex doesn't make you homosexual, only if you do it for the love of it... if you do it for the £1m, you're just a money grabbing twat, bonus.
greenegg
21-03-2008, 21:09
I'd do all of them 'cept the dick removal. Murder would start a lot less, those of you who wouldn't do the man obviously have issues with your sexuality. Having gay sex doesn't make you homosexual, only if you do it for the love of it... if you do it for the £1m, you're just a money grabbing twat, bonus.
Good post. I am unsure about the murder though. Perhaps if it was someone without a family and who is a complete cunt then maybe I could but if it was a Father or something I couldn't do it to the family. Hmmm.
I don't think anyone can really submit a real reply on the murder front. The others you can probably take a pretty good guess at whether or not you'd do it but I doubt you can sit at your computer and know whether you could look someone in the face and kill them.
greenegg
21-03-2008, 22:24
Good post Alvin and that was what I was getting at. I really think I couldn't go through with it. I like how people are debating shagging a tranny for a million, I'd have a go for alot less :smug:
hitmanuk2k
21-03-2008, 22:42
I'd only kill someone if I had good reason (probably only rape and/or murder of someone I care about) and was filled with rage towards them at the time, and of course was suitably equipped.
I don't think I could do it for the hell of it or for a million quid.
Oops i was ment to but only joking at the end...sorry, but i did go back to her house and we just watch love films, listened to music, and that and just talked all night.
That's a bit gay.
Lorenzinho
22-03-2008, 02:02
Nah that bit doesn't worry me, I could talk to my girlfriend for ages some time ago, now it's all about the rumpy pumpy. The bit that has been overlooked is the love films.
They are only young I suppose. Not even tempted to play a sneaky game of hands and fingers?
Oh and there's no amount of money in the world that would make me even consider removing my penis from my body.
Scoring the winning penalty for your rivals?
Yes. They win all the time anyway so it wouldn't matter.
Michelle McManus?
I think I'd shag her for alot less.
Beth Ditto?
I'd pay to shag her!
An 8 year old?
No. I'm not that fucking desperate.
An 88 year old?
No, it would be extremely unpleasant.
Gay Sex?[b]
No.
[b]Shag a Tranny?
It depends. If they still have a fucking cock and look terrible then no but if they look presentable (like a Nadia from BB) then yes, I may do it for £1m.
Chopping your dick off and eating it?
No because thats just fucking wrong and you know it.
Cold blooded murder?
Absolutely.
Grass your wife into the police?
Yeah but I'd visit her now and again.
Dragonfly
22-03-2008, 02:13
Grass your wife into the police?
Yeah but I'd visit her now and again.
:laugh:
:laugh:
Do women get conjugals?
The Messiah
22-03-2008, 04:38
http://g.photos.cx/sasha_09-83.jpg
Would you still do the tranny?
:huh:
No way I'll do her.
greenegg
22-03-2008, 22:06
Jin that Shemale is a bit poor. I remember a while back 50 posted a vid of a blonde getting fucked and the camera panned down and it had a cock. She looked OK in fairness so yeah flip it over so it's pointing away from you and just have a few quick pumps and provided there is no proper intimacy such as a kiss it will be fine.
You stick your dick up his ass but wouldn't kiss him?
:lol:
greenegg
22-03-2008, 22:17
You stick your dick up his ass but wouldn't kiss him?
:lol:
No it is a him but not. I would do a tranny if paid yes. That is my argument.
The Messiah
22-03-2008, 22:24
You could class the tranny as a gay, fuck then murder him. 2 birds with one stone.
greenegg
22-03-2008, 22:25
You could class the tranny as a gay, fuck then murder him. 2 birds with one stone.
3 birds surely? Gay, Tranny and Murder. Although technically none of them are birds. Tangent off I have gone. Yoda stylee.
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