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BarnDoor
13-04-2008, 18:14
Glorious news I'm sure you'll agree. Died of Acrylic Paint Cancer apparently.
Haribo
13-04-2008, 18:16
Suicide? That was smart of him. :doh:
Ziss
13-04-2008, 18:17
Is anyone surprised?
BarnDoor
13-04-2008, 18:17
You might even say he's drawn his last breath.
Dragonfly
13-04-2008, 18:18
He probably couldn't stand working with this monstrosity any more.
http://www.mikeleighassoc.com/iImages/107image.jpg
He likes straight teeth.
BarnDoor
13-04-2008, 18:18
You're not getting a fucking obituary by the way, I don't bother with worthless cunts.
The Messiah
13-04-2008, 18:19
Now for Tony Hart!
Ziss
13-04-2008, 18:20
I bet they used poster paint for the chalk outline of his body.
BarnDoor
13-04-2008, 18:20
We all love Tony Hart, don't ever wish death upon him again. Morph with him in it was class. Not the Neil Morrissey version mind, he was a right cunt and ruined it for everyone.
nath_scfc
13-04-2008, 18:20
Can anyone paint a picture of any details behind this? :mellow:
The Messiah
13-04-2008, 18:21
We all love Tony Hart, don't ever wish death upon him again. Morph with him in it was class. Not the Neil Morrissey version mind, he was a right cunt and ruined it for everyone.

He never put me on his wall! :angry:
BarnDoor
13-04-2008, 18:22
Well we certainly can't draw any conclusions at this stage.

He never put me on his wall! :angry:

That's because you didn't blow him first. He demands hairless pink arse before you earn the right to go in his gallery.
Dragonfly
13-04-2008, 18:22
It looks like he probably killed his girlfriend then. I'm sure the police can connect the dots.
Ziss
13-04-2008, 18:23
It looks like he probably killed his girlfriend then. I'm sure the police can connect the dots.
Yup, Bin Laden killed them both :ninja:
BarnDoor
13-04-2008, 18:24
His girlfriend died of cooze cancer no?

His funeral's pencilled in for next week I hear.

Doctors are baffled by his sudden death because he was a picture of health last time they saw him.

It looks like he probably killed his girlfriend then. I'm sure the police can connect the dots.

Surely he was framed?
TheAlchemist
13-04-2008, 19:57
Can anyone paint a picture of any details behind this? :mellow:

I think he died of an SMart attack.
Cannon ball
13-04-2008, 20:01
Never heard of this man. Was he important?
Barry
13-04-2008, 20:26
:laugh:
BarnDoor
13-04-2008, 22:29
Never heard of this man. Was he important?

Good Lord no.
Sully
13-04-2008, 23:39
This can't be easel to take for those close to him
Yossi
13-04-2008, 23:53
He hasn't been confirmed dead yet. He went missing, and they found a body, but they aren't sure if it is him.

Not that I care if it is him by the way, it could be him or some other random person for all I care. I don't even know who he is.

So carry on.
Alvin
14-04-2008, 09:55
I was impressed that he managed to lie dead in Paddington station for several days before being discovered. Good hide and seek skills, although nothing compared to Maddie.
BarnDoor
14-04-2008, 10:13
Hung himself apparently. Details remain sketchy.
Cannon ball
14-04-2008, 17:58
Greenegg will be out of puns at this rate.
Usul
14-04-2008, 18:58
He hasn't been confirmed dead yet. He went missing, and they found a body, but they aren't sure if it is him.

Not that I care if it is him by the way, it could be him or some other random person for all I care. I don't even know who he is.

So carry on.
I'm sure that even if he still were alive and painting, all these comments wouldn't offend him in the least.

He'd merely brush them all aside.
carson1912
14-04-2008, 20:13
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/2580/murderscenexj3.jpg


Can you tell what it is yet?
Barry
14-04-2008, 20:26
I'm sure there could be something done with "painting the town red' but I'm not there yet.