View Full Version : Funniest Moments In IV
ThierryHenry14
24-04-2008, 20:53
Obviously post when you have the game...
Kevthedrummer
24-04-2008, 20:54
you absolute saddo
ThierryHenry14
24-04-2008, 20:55
thank you.
hitmanuk2k
24-04-2008, 20:56
Abusing the new section with a pointlessly early thread. I love it.
Kevthedrummer
24-04-2008, 20:57
I got one - the funniest moment was when I ordered it off play.com but I didn't realise it was a pre-order so I didn't get the game yet ahahahahhhaahhaha zomg lul
I stole a car and ran over some senile old lady, then raped her stale corpse before realizing that the game isn't out yet and it was real life.
AgentZero
24-04-2008, 22:13
dont lie cookie, that was barndoors day.
Mastermind
29-04-2008, 21:01
there was this guy riding a convertible behind me.. i wasn't moving so he said "beep beep!!" verbally, not a horn or anything. was a very awkward yet funny moment.
ThierryHenry14
29-04-2008, 22:58
Getting drunk with Roman was quite funny and going to shows , I also heard Ricky Gervais on the radio
Found a sweet chopper in MP this morning so i decided to message my buddy on live to come meet me and go flying in it. In mid message i hear gun shots. Come off the message menu, my guys half dead and my chopper is in the air. My mate had thought ahead and stole it from me :( lol
BarnDoor
30-04-2008, 10:28
Not really funny but yesterday I saw a guy getting run over with a police car nearby. Copper gets out and points his gun towards the driver. Driver gets out, puts his hand on his head, copper escorts him to the car and they both get in the back together and it drives off.
Couldn't believe it when I saw it, AI is amazing.
StaVriS92
30-04-2008, 10:33
i made an accident and the poor driver horn to me and he get off the car. i get off too and i run forward to him and when he saw me running he scared and he get into his car again and he lost! :D lol
i made an accident and the poor driver horn to me and he get off the car. i get off too and i run forward to him and when he saw me running he scared and he get into his car again and he lost! :D lol
Err. What?
StaVriS92
30-04-2008, 18:41
Err. What?
when the man saw me running to punch him he scared and got into his car and he drove away
when the man saw me running to punch him he scared and got into his car and he drove away
hell borat
Dragonfly
30-04-2008, 23:14
On my second date with Michelle, I bumped into a police car and we got chased. I totaled my car, so we both got out and legged it. She got shot in the back and fell to the ground, but I just legged it. After I escaped from the police, I came back to see her waiting, "bored" and without a scratch.
On my next date, I accidentally punched her, then got arrested. I'm clearly a shit boyfriend.
RB14 ARSENAL
01-05-2008, 07:14
On my second date with Michelle, I bumped into a police car and we got chased. I totaled my car, so we both got out and legged it. She got shot in the back and fell to the ground, but I just legged it. After I escaped from the police, I came back to see her waiting, "bored" and without a scratch.
On my next date, I accidentally punched her, then got arrested. I'm clearly a shit boyfriend.
how do you get new girlfriend(s)????, cos I'm getting quite bored of Michelle..
On my second date with Michelle, I bumped into a police car and we got chased. I totaled my car, so we both got out and legged it. She got shot in the back and fell to the ground, but I just legged it. After I escaped from the police, I came back to see her waiting, "bored" and without a scratch.
On my next date, I accidentally punched her, then got arrested. I'm clearly a shit boyfriend.
Classic second date treatment.
You have a way with the ladies, Dragonfly.
Guillermo
01-05-2008, 09:23
Was free roaming, got in a helicopter and flew as high as I could then jumped out. Landed in shallow water, so the majority of my health was gone but I had survived. Few seconds later the chopper lands on me :huh:
Lorenzinho
01-05-2008, 10:43
Haha I'd heard of that happening before.
Jumped out a helicopter and landed RIGHT infront of my mate, he shat it. Could hear him down the headset. Epic.
StaVriS92
01-05-2008, 13:28
hell borat
borat? :S :P
RB14 ARSENAL
01-05-2008, 17:48
Does anyone think that Niko sounds like Borat :laugh:
I do :no:
ThierryHenry14
01-05-2008, 22:50
Not really............lol
StaVriS92
02-05-2008, 00:00
hey guys, if u get in a car it says if u tap R2 repeatedly the car will move faster. i am trying it but i am not seeing any difference...have you?
RB14 ARSENAL
02-05-2008, 07:56
Just hold :R2: down to go the fastest. I don't bother with the hand-brake; I just let go of :R2: and tap :L2:
What do you guys do to slow down ? ?
StaVriS92
02-05-2008, 09:40
i use both hand-brake and L2
zeemeister
02-05-2008, 10:26
Slowdown? Hell no I usually handbrake it into the nearest object. Funniest moment was that SRS show.
It was Michelle that wanted to go out and "get to know you" after hardly seeing Niko. The dirty slag.
BarnDoor
02-05-2008, 12:27
Don't get me started on that stale cooze.
Dragonfly
02-05-2008, 12:38
Don't get me started on that stale cooze.
I can't wait to get started on her, to be honest.
BarnDoor
02-05-2008, 12:58
I already have. I took her to a strip joint but she didn't even say anything. I'm really tempted to kill her to be honest. I wanted to do a helitour thing and commandeer the helicopter and smash it into the Statue of Liberty but there were no helicopters there.
Dragonfly
02-05-2008, 13:06
How do you get to Happiness Island? I've reached Charge Island and Bohan, but the other routes/bridges are closed. Do you have to complete missions? I tried charging through the barriers, but I got a 5 star chase and killed.
I went drinking with Roman and afterwards we were completely pissed and were staggering all over the place. I had to take him home and the closest means of transport was a superbike. Bad idea. The bike was swerving all over the road but I still managed to keep hold of her until I came to and intersection when all of a sudden a giant semi came along and ploughed straight into me from my left hand side, but miraculously I was still on the bike. I carried on driving till I noticed that Roman wasn't on the back. He gives me a ring a couple of minutes later to pick him up at the hospital. :D
Lorenzinho
02-05-2008, 22:57
I went drinking with Roman and afterwards we were completely pissed and were staggering all over the place. I had to take him home and the closest means of transport was a superbike. Bad idea. The bike was swerving all over the road but I still managed to keep hold of her until I came to and intersection when all of a sudden a giant semi came along and ploughed straight into me from my left hand side, but miraculously I was still on the bike. I carried on driving till I noticed that Roman wasn't on the back. He gives me a ring a couple of minutes later to pick him up at the hospital. :D
That's amazing. I love this game.
ThierryHenry14
03-05-2008, 00:46
I got got drunk with LJ and I kept falling into a random guy until he and his friend beat me..
Worse off all I couldn`t fight back...
Dragonfly
03-05-2008, 00:55
I went drinking with Roman and afterwards we were completely pissed and were staggering all over the place. I had to take him home and the closest means of transport was a superbike. Bad idea. The bike was swerving all over the road but I still managed to keep hold of her until I came to and intersection when all of a sudden a giant semi came along and ploughed straight into me from my left hand side, but miraculously I was still on the bike. I carried on driving till I noticed that Roman wasn't on the back. He gives me a ring a couple of minutes later to pick him up at the hospital. :D
When I got drunk with Roman, we also got on a motorbike. We bumped into a police car, which then chased us. During the chase, a big 4x4 car crashed into us, sending us into the air and into a wall. We both starting running, and just like Michelle, Roman got shot and I legged it. Once I had escaped from the cops, I also got a call from Roman asking me to pick him up from the hospital.
The funny thing is, I want to get Xbox Live, but if I keep doing this, I don't know who's going to want to be on my side. :(
ThierryHenry14
04-05-2008, 18:06
I was driving really fast and I saw a on coming taxi so I decided to jump out and as soon as I did Niko's head went slamming into the front bumper of the taxi...
pbchillin
04-05-2008, 23:22
Genetically Superior!
I robbed some guys car, and he ran after me and caught onto the door as I was driving away. His hand got caught on the door handle, or he was just holding on for dear life as I sped down the road. I saw an oncoming car and decided that our friends journey would end here. I lined myself up so that I would scrape door to door with the oncoming car and witnesses something beautiful - the guy getting splattered all over the front of the oncoming car.
Dragonfly
09-05-2008, 23:07
:laugh: That's brilliant!
I was just driving around, then I thought I wonder if I can still get into Faustin's house. I couldn't. I was about to drive away, but I was thinking, I wonder if I can brake into houses. I went up to the back door of a random house and tried to walk in. No luck. So, I got out a gun and tried to shoot it open. Still, nothing. However, I started to hear someone shouting something, then he started shooting at me. I hid behind a car and started shooting back until I killed him. Where he died lay a green light - money - so I picked it up. I went back to the car (I was hiding behind) and thought I'll break into it. No need, it was already unlocked.
I think I inadvertently stopped a burglar.
Had a first taste of online today - was only me vs a mate (at his, he used his brothers XBox).
I managed to kill myself in an entertaining way: he was chasing me (since he's the one with the game I wasn't gonna take him on) and I had a 3 star wanted level, so I was sprinting away from the combined forces of everyone, when I find a convenient Sanchez - so I am dirtbiking away through the tricky corners of Liberty City , and go over a ramp, and I land inside some fencing around a tree in a park, so I am stuck, I try wheelying out, but it falls backwards, and my full health is removed by the handlebar slicing through my stomach.
[Side note, I actually beat my mate 4 times of 4 in one on one showdowns]
In the last of these, I am in some kind of river, and climb up some stairs, and find myself on a narrow path with my mate in a bus driving towards me. I have no choice but to jump over the railings to my side, he goes over the edge. And I just have to go to land and pick him off while he's swimming.
It's such an amazing game.
Dragonfly
11-05-2008, 18:24
I've gotten out of a car a few times, only for someone to smash my door away as I try to close it. You just see Niko swinging his arm trying to close the door.
Not that amazing, but makes me laugh all the time.
One time I was swimming and as I went to climb a ledge to get out I just got stuck there and was drowning, well gradually losing life. It was amusing because at the time I was playing multi player with a mate and he was just watching me, we were on mics too at the time. I told him to end it all.
Bang.
The Stig
11-05-2008, 20:13
I was stood were the 4 doors are on the statue of happiness waiting for my friend to come and land next minute i just see some chopper charging at me and he missed my head by millimetres and just went crashing into the statue at full speed.
PESFan92
25-05-2008, 19:43
I decided to go to the station platforms and have some fun. When i was there i started pushing some guy he started fighting back, i brought out a SMG and he legged it, but instead of legging it down the stairway, he legged it on the tracks and started running along the tracks, as he did a train came round the corner at full speed and he ran right into it. I then found his body about a mile up the tracks.
I decided to go to the station platforms and have some fun. When i was there i started pushing some guy he started fighting back, i brought out a SMG and he legged it, but instead of legging it down the stairway, he legged it on the tracks and started running along the tracks, as he did a train came round the corner at full speed and he ran right into it. I then found his body about a mile up the tracks.
Something similar happened when I first went to a station, I pushed 1 bloke, then all of a sudden 3 others started chasing me. I knew I wasn't going to win, so I legged it onto the tracks and ran for ages, they were still chasing me with knifes and I had lost a bit of health. Then I saw a train coming right ahead of me, I waited, and waited until the last minute when I jumped out of the way and narrowly missed the edge of the train, lets just say the 4 blokes behind me were not so lucky...
soccerinFL
12-07-2008, 19:57
Funniest thing I saw my roommate was playing the game and was on a date with Michelle. He started the date on a bike then saw a Patriot parked on the side of the road and decided to take that. Of course its locked, but before Niko breaks in, you see Michelle on the other side of the Patriot smashing the passenger window and letting herself in. Classic!
RB14 ARSENAL
12-07-2008, 20:08
Funniest thing I saw in the time I had the game was when I go to the Comedy Club with Roman. The taxi let us out on the side of the road and as I ran across the road Roman was ran over.
:laugh: Watch the road man :laugh:
martin_cranie
01-08-2008, 01:55
Not so long ago, I rammed a car from behind (ooh er?) at a junction which I approached too quickly. I was going at a decent pace but nothing ridiculously fast. The car I hit rolled forward a few meters and stopped. The driver then got out of the car and immediately caught fire and burned to death. The car then caught fire and exploded. I did nothing more than ram it. What the hell happened!?
*Spoiler*(sort of)
In the mission where you have to take down the guy who stalks Bernie, before the cutscene under the bridge arrived I managed to position myself in a way that made it impossible for Bernie to do his gay run. I then stood really close to Bernie, pulled out my gun and started crouching up and down rapidly. I thought this was plenty funny but joggers would see my gun and start screaming and running away. Obviously, the cpu was running from the gun but it seemed as if they were running from the sight of what I was doing to Bernie!
PESFan92
01-08-2008, 18:53
HAHA, I started playing it and decided to go on a car rampage. I went in my Super GT and see some bloke on a bike i then decided that i was his turn to fly and die. I went full speed into him and he just went flying and hit a building and then just fell to the ground. I then turned to gget in my Super GT and see some guy with his fist up to the car and saying
"Come on then tough guy" with no-one in the car he then punched the car and legged it
Wierd
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