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You know you are a Grand Theft Auto IV addict when..:
When you start speaking in a Serbian accent.
When you run people over & say, "sorry".
You play it everyday for atleast 2 hours..
When you get a migraine from playing it for 7 hours straight.
You see a parked car and contemplate smashing the window through and hotwiring it.
When you expect a yellow taxi round every corner.
when you look at your mobile expecting to see names like ,Roman and Playboy and you attempt to find the multiplayer option .
When you don't stop while actually being followed by cops.
when you get a blowy from a prostitute in your car then when she's finished you kill her and take all her money.
You start enjoying warm coffee and listening.
when u start talking like Little Jacob :D
When you start mistaking Berger King for Berger Shot.
you text friends asking if they'd like to go Cluckin' Bell.
Yes or No?
When you start pronouncing shot as chot.
When you expect to see a yellow arrow in front of your wardrobe.
When you wonder why your friends won't bring round a car full of weapons or a free cab when you call.
When you see a pigeon and you're surprised that it's not surrounded in red light.
When your real cousin gets bullied and you yell "Don't mess with ROMAN!"
when walking past a good looking chic you mutter to yourself ''titties-titties-titties'' in your best Roman Belic voice..... ?
When someone overtakes u on the M25, and ur saying "Fucking terrorist" in roman's voice.
you leave your crying 3 month old in his cot while you play it....
true story or not? you decide.
when you shoot someone in the face for bumping into your car.
When you stop playing football games for a week
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