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Stella Artois
20-05-2008, 12:34
is going to be the prison bitch for the next 6 months.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Ziss
20-05-2008, 12:35
lulz

Is he gonna bunk with his brother?
Dragonfly
20-05-2008, 12:37
I just saw it on Channel 4 news.

I wonder how long before he gets released early, though.
Top Gun
20-05-2008, 12:53
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Jonny2J
20-05-2008, 13:08
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2006/06/24/adebisi128.jpg

"Hey Joey, you want some tits man?"

http://www.durfee.net/oz/images/Hill6.jpg

Prisoner #45T672, Joseph Anthony Barton.

Convicted May 20th, 2008, assault and affray.

Sentence: Six months. Up for parole in two.
The Messiah
20-05-2008, 14:39
I just saw it on Channel 4 news.

I wonder how long before he gets released early, though.

It's half the sentence if well behaved here. 3 months.
Mr Shhh
20-05-2008, 14:55
The thug deserves it. Hospital wing for him i think, for his own protection. After what his bro had done hes gonna have a hard time.
somegooner
20-05-2008, 15:58
This guy is funny.
Rambo
20-05-2008, 16:05
Don't drop the soap Joey.
ads
20-05-2008, 16:30
I wondered too if he'd get in with his kid.

Assault and Affray is pretty much the same offence as a racially motivated axe murder.

He's a fucking waste of space anyway.
Mr Shhh
20-05-2008, 16:35
No doubt you will get a fucking goody 2 shoes who will offer to protect him at a price. Bah, 6 weeks inside then the remainder on tag.
Definitely Maybe
20-05-2008, 17:07
Smacked a lad on the floor 20 times and knocked a 16 year olds teeth out. Etuhu got off lightly :shocking:
.:jester:.
20-05-2008, 17:24
The Newcastle United midfielder was arrested in Liverpool city centre in the early hours of 27th December after becoming involved in a confrontation outside a McDonald's restaurant.

Barton, who has one England cap, admitted the charges last month and he has now been sentenced at Liverpool Crown Court.

Following his arrest Barton came under the care of Tony Adams' Sporting Chance clinic, in a bid to deal with his problems with alcohol as part of his bail conditions.

He returned to action with Newcastle on 29th January and enjoyed an impressive end to the season in helping United up the Premier League table.

Barton was arrested along with his brother Andrew, who was also charged with assault occasioning actual bodily harm, and Nadine Wilson, 27, who was charged with common assault and affray.

A Newcastle statement read: "Newcastle United notes the sentence passed to Joey Barton at Liverpool Crown Court today.

"The club is considering the verdict and will be making no further comment at this moment."

In another case in Manchester, he is due to stand trial accused of assaulting his former Manchester City team-mate Ousmane Dabo in a training ground incident in May last year that effectively ended his career with the club. He has pleaded not guilty.

thats the article off of skysports.com

fucking dickehead deserves to be in prison, after what he did to Dabo i hope he gets the same treatment.
mufcsean
20-05-2008, 19:09
Oh god i laughed when i heard this, hope they forget about him and let him rot in there
cadey
20-05-2008, 20:39
Hes gonna go down for Dabo too. Hes pleading not guilty when near on thirty people saw him assault the cunt.

The suit he was wearing today was shit too, the bloke has no style.
Jonny2J
20-05-2008, 22:06
Hes gonna go down for Dabo too. Hes pleading not guilty when near on thirty people saw him assault the cunt.

The suit he was wearing today was shit too, the bloke has no style.He's a scouser though don't forget.
requiem7
21-05-2008, 00:11
lmao, not the first time he has been inside.
Necastle should sack the cunt.
BarnDoor
21-05-2008, 10:20
Prag! Ruptured anal passage within a fortnight.
Freestyle27
21-05-2008, 15:28
Read somewhere that Dabo's not even going to bother comming over from Italy for the trial, meaning it'll be thrown out.

Barton deserves it like, hope it'll sort him out though. He will be out in 2 months mind.
cadey
21-05-2008, 23:07
He's a scouser though don't forget.
Primark I'm thinking Jonny. They do suits in there for as little as £40 apparently.
50!
23-05-2008, 21:58
http://i32.tinypic.com/2qlwfbn.jpg
Cannon ball
23-05-2008, 22:11
http://i32.tinypic.com/2qlwfbn.jpg

Thats brilliant. :laugh:

When I heard news on this the words "good" and "riddance" came to my head. Most sensible thing we've done in a long time, getting rid of him
cadey
23-05-2008, 23:59
What did Newcastle pay for him? Was it £5m?

Fuck me, what a piece of business that was. No wonder they sacked Allardyce!
Jonny2J
24-05-2008, 00:48
What did Newcastle pay for him? Was it £5m?

Fuck me, what a piece of business that was. No wonder they sacked Allardyce!£5.3 million, let's not forget the £6 million he wasted on Smith as well! The fucking cunt.
nath_scfc
24-05-2008, 11:51
Anyone else read Football-Rumours.com for the craic, aside from myself and Haribo? This was one I've just seen there:

"My mate is a prison guard and saw Tony Mowbray visiting Joey Barton, he reckons Barton will sign for West Bromwich on his release as Newcastle are expected to terminate his contract"

I love that site.
50!
24-05-2008, 17:03
Anyone else read Football-Rumours.com for the craic, aside from myself and Haribo? This was one I've just seen there:

"My mate is a prison guard and saw Tony Mowbray visiting Joey Barton, he reckons Barton will sign for West Bromwich on his release as Newcastle are expected to terminate his contract"

I love that site.

They had us signing Messi on a loan 2 seasons ago, :mellow:
nath_scfc
24-05-2008, 17:09
I think Andy has the best one:

"saw trezeguet outside old trafford eating a pasty and holding a contract looking very pleased with himself"

Genius.
Yossi
24-05-2008, 18:38
The other day I saw Aguero linked with someone after "Athletico failed to qualify for the Champions League".

Not only did they qualify for the Champions League, Atletico was spelt wrong.