Funniest quote/part of movie

[stevieboy]

Whats your fave?
Here's 2 for starters:

In the Big Lebowski "Smokie, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling....There are rules." :cool:

And The Wizard Of Oz. Dorothy's house has landed on the Wicked Witch of the East. One of the Munchkins sings " As Coroner I must 'ave her, I've thoroughly examined her, and she's not only merely dead, she's really, most sincerely dead." Even funnier if you watch it intoxicated at Xmas :D

[Marshy]

Love,Honour and Obey:
A bloke talking to a skinny bloke: listen mate you're fat and i'll throw yer in the river!!

Dog Eat Dog:
A bloke has told his ex the only wasy he is gonna get back with her is if she kills her dog. She knocks on his door and tells him that she has killed it, he slams the door in her face.
Mate: That's cold bruv, in't you gettin back with her?
Bloke: She killed her own dog, she's a nutcase!!

[Pig]

American Pysco.

Patrick Bateman: Don't just look at it, eat it. (refering to the rear oraphis of a prostitute.)

[familymahone]

C'mon stevieboy you can't quote The Big Lebowski without giving an honourable mention to 'the jesus' can you?

[ChelseaDave]

Full Metal Jacket:
Looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! i think you been cheated!

[Zero]

Not particulally funny but how Jules says "shut the fuck up fat man this ain't nothing to do with you" in Pulp Fiction is just classic.

[stevieboy]

C'mon stevieboy you can't quote The Big Lebowski without giving an honourable mention to 'the jesus' can you?
Alright, alright!! "nobody fu@ks with the Jesus" :eek:

[tintin]

2 classic arnie ones

PREDITOR

' HEY DYLAN YOU SON OF A BITCH! LOOKS LIKE THE CIA GOT U PUSHIN TOO MANY PENCILS '
followed by close up of massive muscles during mid-air arm wrestle.


COMMANDO ( I think)

Arnie stabs some loser into the wall and simply says

'STICK AROUND'


class!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Harry-Kewell]

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
(Pulp Fiction)

Mr. Orange: What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds?
Mr. White: When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
(Reservoir Dogs)

[stevieboy]

Yeah, the bit in RD where they all argue about who's gonna be "Mr. Black", and "Mr. Brown" says "Mr. Brown...Thats a little close to Mr. Shit", "Well Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy!" Juvenile but very funny!

[Harry-Kewell]

Yeah, the bit in RD where they all argue about who's gonna be "Mr. Black", and "Mr. Brown" says "Mr. Brown...Thats a little close to Mr. Shit", "Well Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy!" Juvenile but very funny!

Lol, yeah I loved that part. Here it is in full:

Mr. Brown: Mr. Brown? That sounds too much like Mr. Shit.

Joe: And you are Mr. Pink.
Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: Cause you're a faggot, ok?

Mr. Pink: How about I be Mr. Purple?
Joe: No, You can't be Mr. Purple.
Mr. Pink: Why not?
Joe: Someone on another job is Mr. Purple!
Mr. White: Who cares what your name is?
Mr. Pink: Oh yeah that's easy for you to say you've got a cool sounding name. How about we trade, OK? You're Mr. Pink.

IMDB (http://www.imdb.com), found it on that movie site, there's enough info, quotes etc on it.

[mutu]

Pulp fictions just full of quality shit :D:

Well the thing on my mind right now isnt the coffee in my cup - It's the dead n----r in my garage!

Jimmie: I cant believe this is the same car!
Wolf: Well lets not start sucking each others dicks just yet....

Im prepared to scour the the earth for that motherf*cker. If he goes to indo-china i want a n----r waitin in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass!

And last from www.garnerclassics.com
Jimmie: Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead n----r storage"?
Jules: Jimmie...
Jimmie: Answer the question! Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead n----r storage"?
Jules: Naw man, I didn't.
Jimmie: You know why you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause storin' dead n----rs ain't my fuckin' business!