A Song for PESInsight

[rebusrahman]

This thread is for posting your OWN (and I stress that) songs and lyrics. Nothing too rude, nasty, etc. We'll let it run for a while and then vote for the best one from the pick of them...

Here is my 1st effort inspired by Lucy saying that she'd get Ashley to do a makeover on me if I didn't cheer up!!!!!

I don't give a damn,
If you hate the edam
And I don't really care,
If you have no passion for Gruyere
I'm a cheesy and let's toast it!

Who the hell are you
If you don't like fondue?
And bud, you will for sure offend me
If you don't wax lyrical over Brie
I'm a cheesy and let's toast it!

REPRISE

Cheese! Cheese! It's wonderful please
If you're asthmatic it might make you wheeze

Cheese! Cheese! It's wonderful please
If you get the soft stuff it spreads with ease


Why can't you raise a Carlsberg
For the rubbery fella Jarlsberg?
And why can't you hail
The creamy Wensleydale?
I'm a cheesy and let's toast it!

And certainly there's nothing better
Then a strong crumbly Feta?
And c'mon you gotta back
A classic melt of Monterey Jack?
I'm a cheesy and let's toast it!


REPRISE

Cheese! Cheese! It's wonderful please
If you're asthmatic it might make you wheeze

Cheese! Cheese! It's wonderful please
If you get the soft stuff it spreads with ease


I'm a cheesy and let's toast it!

[Nifty1Pound50]

A little bird, a-singing sweet
Awoke me from my bed
I walked over to the windowsil
And shot the fucker dead

That was the first rhyming thing I ever conjured myself. How proud I am.

[Pig]

Very good lads, rep especially. Here's your mercury music prize.

*Gives mercury music prize to reb*

[Nifty1Pound50]

I could post some rap lyrics, but then people would assume I'm a typical white London-based ghetto-wannabizzle fo' shizzle.

Which I ain't, homez.

[jag87]

Yo we all alike,
we dont really fight
we stay up all night
on PESinsight!

[Pig]

That makes me want to change your title to PES Chearleader. Very good lol.

[jag87]

Please dont, I will be a laughing stock! Thanx Pig, glad you like it!

[stevieboy]

I could post some rap lyrics, but then people would assume I'm a typical white London-based ghetto-wannabizzle fo' shizzle.

Which I ain't, homez.

Or maybe a love-ballad for Lucy?

[rebusrahman]

C'mon kids - where de lyrics at?

Also thanx for the prize... I am sorry I can't be there to accept it but I'm snorting coke, banging some fit ho's and being with da bruvaz.... I mean in the recording studio!

[mutu]

Badgers crying - hes wondering why he,
got out of bed at all
Got paint open staring out the window,
He cant draw a comic at all
And even if he could itd all be wierd -
But ashs picture on the wall,
It reminds him that its not so bad,
its not so baaaad

[jag87]

lol Not bad Mutu!

[GFK]

Can I post in Dutch?:)

[mutu]

if you want

as long as you provide an english translation that still keeps the rhymes

[GFK]

if you want

as long as you provide an english translation that still keeps the rhymes


Haha there you go, its impossible to make a dutch rhyme and then translate it to english with the exact same rhymes.

[mutu]

sounds like wager to me

lets see what you got :D

[stevieboy]

Pesinsight - quite a site
Full of delight,
And the odd fight,
But imagine my plight
When I type
www.penissight!!

Ah thankyou

[munky]

^nice one

[mutu]

only you would type that

and possibly shez :p

lol, funny

[munky]

Pesinsight, full of shite
Zygalski, swallow a kite
Mutu, those goals suck
Ashley had sex with a duck.

[mutu]

http://www.centerpub.com/dump/Queer%20copy.jpg

oh you're just jealous anyway

[munky]

Of whom? That gay?

[rebusrahman]

Gee-sus! Apart from Mutu's half-decent attempt you guys suck small children! Songs dammit not little poems for your sister. Try harder please...

[munky]

Hey rebus,
Take the pee bus

[Nifty1Pound50]

If you're runnin' your mouth
There'll be a gun in your mouth
My lyrical tape
Is raw
Like physical rape

I'm a vision
Of exquisite lyrical precision
Got the game on lock
I got the key to the prison

Yes, I know. Very poor. Oh well. BTW, they're rap lyrics, so don't try ballading them to some chick waiting at the bus stop. She could cry.

[rebusrahman]

Hey rebus,
Take the pee bus


G-knee-us!!! :cool: :D

[rebusrahman]

If you're runnin' your mouth
There'll be a gun in your mouth
My lyrical tape
Is raw
Like physical rape

I'm a vision
Of exquisite lyrical precision
Got the game on lock
I got the key to the prison

Yes, I know. Very poor. Oh well. BTW, they're rap lyrics, so don't try ballading them to some chick waiting at the bus stop. She could cry.

Only prob with rap lyrics... u can't really tell how they go without the music... or hearing them

[mutu]

those ones you can
very good

if id known we was postin up random chats .... :confused: :p

[ChelseaDave]

Hello everyone,
I dont like it up the bum,
Latest i heard,
neither does your mum

I like to eat chips,
and chat my lyrical rips, (lol?)
i dont need no tips,
when it comes to sucking nips

If you like chicken pie,
please say 'Aye',
Do you like your white wine dry?
if yes then 'Aye'


Thank you! I'll be signing autographs later

[Nifty1Pound50]

Not random chats, just snippets of some of my hip-hop lyrics. I would post a verse, but then we'd be getting too deep, and people would get baffled by the imagery and cleverness.

[munky]

Hey dude,
that song sucks.
I've seen you nude,
That gave me shocks.

[mutu]

i invented da remix:
hey dude,
go wash your socks,
if you try and see me nude,
i'll pelt you with rocks

thankyou please

people would get baffled by the imagery and cleverness.
lol

[munky]

A tub of shit,
Next to the pit
Guess what?
You're in it

[mutu]

is there any way to stop that guy? ^

he's on a roll!

[jag87]

Eminem watch out
Theirs a new man with a shout
He's not very spunky ;)
Infact he's a munky!

[munky]

That's Jag Eighty-Seven
He's poor at Winning Eleven
But give him a hefty bone,
He'll do it like the Mighty Owen

[jag87]

LOL! Your funny Munky! Im not poor at WE!

[munky]

Heheh i know

[GFK]

Chorus:
Ik zing een song voor PESinsight
Want het is een beetje mijn Thuis

Rebus vroeg mee om een lied
Ik doe het in NL anders gaat het niet
Maar met veel moeite en pijn
Schrijf ik deze lange en melodieuse rijm
Rebus vroeg om liedjes
Niet om agressieve teksten van mietjes
Mietjes in alle maten; lelijk maar ook Grungy
Ik noem geen voorbeelden Munky!

Chorus

Maar de wind waait heel hard
Alles waait weg zoals het gras
Dan wil ik zitten in een warm huis
Een Thuis
Een PESinsight.
Dan vergeet ik alle zorgen
En denk ik even niet aan morgen
Ik denk aan iet moois................'

Chorus

Het is nu af en ik ben klaar met hopen
Misschien kan ik nu een bats met Larsson roken:);)
Maar ik moet uitkijken met wat ik zeg
Anders geeft Mutu een grote bek :D:D
Ik weet zeker dat jullie er niks van begrepen
Daarom moet ik wat in het Engels zeggen ben ik genegen
Good night and Peace!

[mutu]

holy shit

trust gfk to go on extra like that

*imagines funny dutch gfk singing his little song - ho ho ho :D*

no wierd type of offence meant :confused:

[Pig]

His name is munky,
I hear his girlfriend is mighty chunky,
He's named after a toilet paper brand,
Looks like he's just been banned.

[munky]

How dare you call me voorbeelden!

[GFK]

Haha you dont even know what voorbeelden is.

[asher b]

this is the funniest thread i have seen for ages. shame munky got banned i wanted to join in the battle.

special awards so far gotta go to rebus for imagination, mutu for ripping off eminem but being good enough to get away with it, and pig, for being fucking hilarious :D

my contribution:

pes insight is a pes site
none of the people here are really bright
especially sheringham, hes a goon
he thinks bowling ball is a balloon

funny, you might think
not really, he might drop one on your toe
so dont blink
keep your distance, yo

you might think this rhyme is shitty
fuck you
youre just a little kitty
nobody cares about you

woo

munky was a turk
he was also a bit of a burke
he dissed me in his ryhme
wish id seen it in time
i would have done this before
the stupid fucking whore

this is the end of my rhyme
thank you very much for your time

[Danny7]

i take that bit of a burke bit offensive....considerin its my surname!

[asher b]

yes, but you're my mate.

danny seven
he lives in heaven
he pulls the best ho's
how does he do it? nobody knows...

except for claire, she was a bum

thank you

[ChelseaDave]

woah! thats one ill rhyme dawg!! :D :p

[Nifty1Pound50]

I'm droppin' lyrics
To silence the cynics and critics
The same ones that have been tellin' me to go to the clinics
So a pathetic paramedic
Who's so paraletic
From so much anaesthetic
That he seems to be mentally affected
Can operate
To evaporate
The works of the devil
That my mind can create
You're shook
I'm a thug & a crook
I've took every drug in the book
Look
You're piratin'
Like Captain Hook
I'm mental
Gun to my temple
Spray my brains
Left them
All over this instrumental

The drugs go into me
Straight from the pharmacy
Cos I'm in harmony
With the delivery
But you're the one
Who's gonna need therapy
It's a tragedy
That you depend on me
My lyrical legacy
Leaves you with lyrical lepracy
My rap fluency
Leaves you with skill truency
Leaves you lock-jawed
Cuttin' edge flow
Samurai sword
You're gonna run for the hills
In the distance
Like Jews in the war
You put up no resistence
I'm the only ice
That will never crack
I write my best shit under pressure
I hit back

Just two quick keystyles (freestyles on the keyboard) (that's made-up-on-the-spot to the non-"in-tune-with-what-the-ghetto-people-are-saying" kind of guy).

[asher b]

looks like we have some gangster rap stars in our forums :D

[ChelseaDave]

lol nice one nifty. K here goes

*ahem*

You wont find this shit in a handbook,
so take a close look at a rap-crook,
I advise you get a gun,
a 9 milli will be fine,
but that wont be enough coz ill hunt u down in time,
Nifty is pretty shifty,
i bet he's only worth 1.50,
he likes to rap,
shame his lyrics r crap :p ,
I do drivebys,
when im in disguise,
with my ak-47,
sends people to heaven,
Im a gangster rap artist,
i might not be the smartest,
but i can shoot the fastest,
coz my ak-47 is a tool,
so dont make me act a motherfu**ing fool.

lol... :D

[Nifty1Pound50]

Who was Claire?

She sounds like my type of girl (read: easy).

Ugly + Ugly = Easy. :D

That theory will get you far in life, believe. In. Me.

[ChelseaDave]

Ugly + Ugly = Easy. :D

That theory will get you far in life, believe. In. Me.

it rhymes :D

[Nifty1Pound50]

Listen Chelsea boy,
You're a rap young gun.
Slow down and learn to walk,
Before tryin' to run.
You're too young
To have a true ghetto feel.
How you gonna drive me by?
When I hitch-hike on your wheel.
Let's be real,
You don't need to steal,
To feed your famille,
Son, you're just veal.
So don't try to bring beef,
I'll remove your teeth,
Leave 'em scattered across a plate,
Like lunch-meat.

My rap repertoire,
Will wave you "Au Revoir."
I'm a multi-dimensional,
Interstellar superstar.
You might drive a Golf,
But you're still below par.
So in the words of Miss Black,
Wave your rap career "Tara!"

Now. Go to your "home" and eat some "bread."

You're finished, your career's diminished. Next?

[asher b]

claire was a mistake me and danny made.

dont do it man.

[Nifty1Pound50]

You know, just for that, I'm going to come up to Leeds, hunt this girl down, and do her.

Yeah.

Really forceful "Yeah."

To make me sound co0o0o0o0o0oLIo.

[mutu]

Slow down and learn to walk,
Before tryin' to run.

Leave 'em scattered across a plate,
Like lunch-meat.

almost pirated

the top one was better

[Nifty1Pound50]

Almost pirated from where?

I'm sure someone's used the top one (or something similar) before, but that's inevitable. Bottom one rings a few bells with an Xzibit & Eminem diss of JD. Not identical, in fact, far from it.

[rebusrahman]

Chorus:
Rebus vroeg mee om een lied
Ik doe het in NL anders gaat het niet
Maar met veel moeite en pijn
Schrijf ik deze lange en melodieuse rijm
Rebus vroeg om liedjes

Chorus



GFK darlink! You are saying something here about me and the ladies? Something to do with a long and melodious rhyme? Pls do tell darlink...

[rebusrahman]

Hello! I am not familiar with the stylings and conventions of this "gangsta rap" genre but I will try and entertain the chaps as best I can…. *Clears throat*

He's nifty
1pound fifty
gang-star
miracle rapstar
Shootin off his mouth like bee makin honey
Getting all lyrical
Bro's real funny!
Takin a word and givin it form
No longer torn, worn or deformed
Words are heard
Free as a bird flying high in the sky
Sliding on down like beer from a glass
Hitting my ears and shakin my ass!

The boy done good
The boy is bad
He's burning and rippin the words right out of his head
Gonna have a seizure
Gonna burst my brain listenin to his rant
Lyrically insane
I'm fightin to breathe can't even think
My mind is fixed and fucked on
This boy's drink
Let it all slide away while there's time
Let his wash wash over and cleanse the grime
Inside in my skull
There is a lull but then the noise starts
Grows, flows and blows
My mind.

Can't switch off when I'm so switched on
He does his thing and then he's gone.

[GFK]

GFK darlink! You are saying something here about me and the ladies? Something to do with a long and melodious rhyme? Pls do tell darlink...


Hahah no I said Liedjes, that means literally Songs. I will translate thats piece of sing without rhyme.

Rebus asked for songs
Im singing in Dutch otherwise I wont succeed
But with a lot of exhaust and pain
I write this long and Melodieuse Rhyme

As you can see :) I wrote the whole song in rhyme, I mean every last word in a sentence rhymes with the other! It was a poetric song. No gangster shit! I thaught Rebus asked for that, you ******:D?

[rebusrahman]

Hahah no I said Liedjes, that means literally Songs. I will translate thats piece of sing without rhyme.

Rebus asked for songs
Im singing in Dutch otherwise I wont succeed
But with a lot of exhaust and pain
I write this long and Melodieuse Rhyme

As you can see :) I wrote the whole song in rhyme, I mean every last word in a sentence rhymes with the other! It was a poetric song. No gangster shit! I thaught Rebus asked for that, you ******:D?

:D Very good it was too.
GFK? Where in holland is your town? Anywhere near Nijmegen?

[GFK]

http://www.aikikai.nl/images/nederland.gif

Look by Alkmaar, Purmerend, castricum then you will see Heerhugowaard. Above Amsterdam.

[rebusrahman]

I see it! I see it! So nowhere near Nijmegen!!!! Nice to know where u live so I can avoid it ;-)

[GFK]

hehe why would you come to Holland? I think I know it already.;)

[rebusrahman]

No not just that! I have a friend who is from Meerlos... she's now in Amsterdam tho. I also have friends in Cologne (which of course is not far from Nijmegen). So I would come to see them... not just smoke! In fact I have been to Holland 4-5 times and only smoked two of those times.

[GFK]

Who said I was talking about weed?:D I was talking about Cheese!:D:D

[rebusrahman]

Now, that as a joke was Emmental! Would u like me to send you a CD of MY song for PESInsight??!?!?

[ChelseaDave]

nifty do u like tupac & stuff, what music you into...
coz ur quite good at rap battles :P
or maybe u just watch too much 8mile? :)

[mutu]

Almost pirated from where?

I'm sure someone's used the top one (or something similar) before, but that's inevitable. Bottom one rings a few bells with an Xzibit & Eminem diss of JD. Not identical, in fact, far from it.

i said almost, as in not identical
not canabitch - which jd diss?

oh and the lyrics in 8 mile r kinda stupid, but whatever
The outtakes where em's freestylin are better - i think they wrote lyrics that every idiot would get for the film, just to get laughs



ive been to holland twice, once last summer - im part dutch

i unlike rebus smoked both times, why else would you go - see a windmill?

*realises im insulting my gran*
ah well whatever

[asher b]

8mile is great.

got it for xmas :)

[rebusrahman]

mutu, i understand what ur saying but after a while you kinda realise you don't have to got to Holland to smoke grass and I have friends there so I go for that. My opinion is that whatever is on offer is on offer. If no booze no booze and so forth. I'm pretty laid back about all that. But hey, I wouldn't mind being really st**ed and watch a windmill do its thing!

[mutu]

nono i didnt go to holland for the weed

but you know what they say
"when in rome....."

[stevieboy]

Seems like there's quite a few rapsters on this site
My play-pal Munky's been banned for being a gobshite

Ashléy Brunt's got style - hope that it lasts
I had some too, way back in my past

Nifty's lyrical chiming deserves a Mercury Music gong
Wouldn't make the awards though - head attatched to a bong

GFK lives in a country with its share of dope-head bores
Don't worry mate, our country's catchin' up with yours!

Piss - off the Rebus; he'll debate you outasight
Cut ya to peices with a casual might

Sos if I missed anyone & me rhyming's all wrong

ps Time to edit Elite teams is four fukin' hours too long!!

[rebusrahman]

nono i didnt go to holland for the weed

but you know what they say
"when in rome....."

You went all the way to Rome for weed? Stooooopid!