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Foxhound
27-09-2008, 04:23
Babies were born from the mom's ass
If there's a full moon, I thought I would turn into a werewolf
Spinach would make me as strong as Popeye
The world was in Black&White before the introduction of coloured TV
Girls would get pregnant simply by sleeping together in bed
Add yours.
Vitumbiko
27-09-2008, 04:41
Dogs were having a tug or war contest when they were having sex.
:lol:
DJ_Smurf_2004
27-09-2008, 10:46
I thought the same about black an white tele i suppose....
I also thought that if i closed my eyes really tight, no-one else could see me lmao
Cannon ball
27-09-2008, 10:56
Carrots make you see in the dark.
Santa was real.
Women can't get pregnant, you buy babies from the baby shop.
I.N Extasy
27-09-2008, 11:01
I knew making babies involved a male and a female being together. :smug:
But I also thought that to conceive them, they had to do a few movements with their fingers. :huh:
I thought that Goku was my ancestor and I was of a new saiyan-like species.
There's shit load more stuff.
Meyyappan
27-09-2008, 11:33
You also thought PP would become famous soon enough.
I.N Extasy
27-09-2008, 11:38
You also thought PP would become famous soon enough.
:w00t
You fail. :happy:
freestyleh7
27-09-2008, 12:53
I thought monster munch was the only food on earth,
I also thought super mario was real and that he would ask me to help him save peach from the local park,
and i thought that wrestling was real.
I thought carrots helped you see in the dark
Spinach would make you strong like popeye
When ever I felt the ground shake when I was directly above a train tunnel, I thought it was Disney Land (I didn't know I was above the tube tunnels)
I didn't know what FU*K meant till I was in year 7 lol
and...
I thought new trainers/astros would make you faster or better at football. I was a crazy child :blush:
CaptainCabinet
27-09-2008, 13:02
I thought new trainers/astros would make you faster or better at football. I was a crazy child :blush:
Technically they do, new astros especially would have more grip than old, worn out pairs. Ergo, you'd have more friction on the surface, the ability to turn would be heightened as would speed over the pitch.
I.N Extasy
27-09-2008, 13:04
I was a crazy child.
That is understatement to how I was. Hyper describes my younger self better.
I thought monster munch was the only food on earth,
I also thought super mario was real and that he would ask me to help him save peach from the local park,
and i thought that wrestling was real.
To be fair, a lot of kids think that Wrestling is real.
And who can blame them? Nowadays, Wrestling is scripted with storylines and plots just like Eastenders and the like.
Some kids think that everything they see on the TV is real including cartoons. I think that's where the "Wrestling is real" idea comes from.
DJ_Smurf_2004
27-09-2008, 21:02
Wrestling is real... DONT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME lmao oj
Yeah i also thought it was real, It was fun though doing moves on other kids etc, nearly breaking bones and stuff lol
Those where the days
Viperized
27-09-2008, 21:13
Wrestling is real... DONT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME lmao oj
Yeah i also thought it was real, It was fun though doing moves on other kids etc, nearly breaking bones and stuff lol
Those where the days
Back in Year 6, I broke my mate's arm by doing the People's Elbow.
Heh.
freestyleh7
27-09-2008, 21:17
I remember when i was 8 or 9 we got a new TV and there was all this plastic crap in there so me & my brothers decided to go in the backgarden at night and hit each other with them pretending we were doing a hardcore match.
The Messiah
27-09-2008, 21:20
Back in Year 6, I broke my mate's arm by doing the People's Elbow.
Heh.
:chanlaugh:
I used to do the Tombstone, Stunner & Pedigree on my sisters.
That those really transparent pisses were actually spunk.
Eric Clyde
27-09-2008, 21:48
Me and my mate double chokeslammed my neighbour (Me and my mate were about 11 or 12 and my neighbour has half my age).
He burst into tears. :D
Viperized
27-09-2008, 23:31
Me and my mate double chokeslammed my neighbour (Me and my mate were about 11 or 12 and my neighbour has half my age).
He burst into tears. :D
You chokeslammed a 6 year old? Congratufuckinglations.
Dragonfly
27-09-2008, 23:44
I used to think putting a feather on top of a heavy shopping bag would make the load lighter.
Girls would get pregnant simply by sleeping together in bed
Lesbian conception?
Me and my mate double chokeslammed my neighbour (Me and my mate were about 11 or 12 and my neighbour has half my age).
He burst into tears. :D
I used to be able to do one-arm choke slams on my little brothers. :smug:
This has turnt into..
The "What Wrestling Moves Have You Done On A Person" Thread.
Viperized
27-09-2008, 23:53
I used to think putting a feather on top of a heavy shopping bag would make the load lighter.
There are no words...
freestyleh7
28-09-2008, 00:01
Speaking of wrestling I was watching wrestling the other night, saw randy orton do the rko and when he won the match i got up then jumped in the air like i was doing a rko to no one then landed on my back.
uA - 1905
28-09-2008, 00:07
Bravo.
freestyleh7
28-09-2008, 00:08
Thank you.
Eric Clyde
28-09-2008, 00:18
You chokeslammed a 6 year old? Congratufuckinglations.
It's not as if we forced him. :D
If it will make you feel any better, the same kid has now turned into a ned now, I think he could do with another chokeslam through a table this time.
The Messiah
28-09-2008, 00:20
When receiving a blowjob the woman actually would blow on your penis like a kazoo.
Cannon ball
28-09-2008, 00:21
Ronaldo was the best player in the world.
http://www.wldcup.com/pictures/wld2006/0606/pic486.jpg
I was probably right.
Dragonfly
28-09-2008, 00:21
Women only had two holes.
There are no words...
What are you about? There are 19.
When receiving a blowjob the woman actually would blow on your penis like a kazoo.
As kids, me and my close friends used to believe that you'd die if you swallowed when performing oral sex on a woman.
I don't mean swallowing her mess either, I mean just doing it in general.
Lorenzinho
28-09-2008, 00:43
As kids, me and my close friends used to believe that you'd die if you swallowed when performing oral sex on a woman.
I don't mean swallowing her mess either, I mean just doing it in general.
Hahaha. That's amazing. It's the kind of thing young kids would believe as well.
I.N Extasy
28-09-2008, 05:16
Bravo.
:chanlaugh:
Your rapier-like sarcasm made me bleed. :chanlaugh:
Foxhound
28-09-2008, 14:06
Lesbian conception?
People always say that the 'magic' happens in bed. So, I thought that somehow, something would happen if you sleep with a girl in the same bed.
I.N Extasy
28-09-2008, 17:07
The 'magic'! Hahaha.
I thought that little folk would come into my room at night and cut holes in my socks. :/
Thought God existed :p
That's a common belief amongst most people not just kids.
The myth that is Father Christmas/Santa Claus is a more common belief held by kids.
mufcsean
28-09-2008, 20:22
I thought that i would grow up to be a footballer, i never wanted to do anything else until i was 11 and then i realised that i actually had to get a proper job. One of the saddest days of my life realising it would never happen :crymore:
greenegg
29-09-2008, 19:22
Dogs were having a tug or war contest when they were having sex.
:lol:
Deary me, what type of Tug 'o' war contests do you attend?
freestyleh7
29-09-2008, 19:28
I thought the toothfairy existed, until i reached 6 and i saw my dad freeze when i caught him lifting up my pillow & when i woke up the next morning there was 10p under my pillow and thats when i stopped believing in tooth fairy's.
Chuck Morris
29-09-2008, 19:32
That chewing gum actually got wrapped round your heart if you swallowed it. What a twat of a thing your parents used to tell you!
My parents told me that if you pull your eyelids back, and the wind changed direction, you'd stay looking like that forever.
spoonzwba
29-09-2008, 21:22
I used to think i could stretch my arm out like michael jordan on space jam
Dont ask why lol ;)
Dragonfly
29-09-2008, 21:41
A child's sex is determined by the shape of its parents' chins.
That chewing gum actually got wrapped round your heart if you swallowed it. What a twat of a thing your parents used to tell you!
yep i was told that.
Dragonfly
29-09-2008, 23:01
I was told it would stick to and block my airways, causing me to choke and die.
I remember being told that it takes 7 years for you to actually digest it.
Is that actually true? :erm:
L . F . C
30-09-2008, 12:44
I thought that to move house, you had to crawl under the house, pick it up, and carry it to where you wanted to live.
Haha, that still makes me chuckle to this day.
mufcsean
30-09-2008, 13:28
I used to think a similar thought, i thought moving house was tying it to a truck or something and literally moving your house.
Dragonfly
30-09-2008, 13:46
I remember being told that it takes 7 years for you to actually digest it.
Is that actually true? :erm:
Crikey! If that's true, where does Alex Ferguson find the space?
Gooner10
07-10-2008, 15:51
I used to call my mate a dildo, and so other people started to.. I thought i'd made the word up and it made no real sense.. so did they. Until one day I called him it in front of his mother an she seemed shocked, so I asked people what it meant... made me laugh more after that to be honest
I used to call my mate a dildo, and so other people started to.. I thought i'd made the word up and it made no real sense.. so did they. Until one day I called him it in front of his mother an she seemed shocked, so I asked people what it meant... made me laugh more after that to be honest
looooooooooool
My friend did that at school.
My maths teacher blasted him with his rage, my friend didn't know what it meant, he just thought it was funny when we use to call my other friend "a dildo".
Oh man they were good times...
someone told me you would die if you forgot to breathe which made me panic like a neurotic little bitch
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