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The Messiah
25-06-2009, 22:56
R.I.P Legend.
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/3875/michaeljacksonconcert26.jpg (http://img30.imageshack.us/i/michaeljacksonconcert26.jpg/)
Vitumbiko
25-06-2009, 23:01
Damn, i was getting ready to post this thread, anyway R.I.P. Still think he touched those kids.
Dragonfly
25-06-2009, 23:02
Is he even dead, yet?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8119951.stm
He's just been taken to hospital.
EDIT: Just turned on the TV and it seems to be the case that he has died. I was hoping to get free tickets from work for his gigs at the O2.
I'll wait for more info before throwing out any RIPs.
BarnDoor
25-06-2009, 23:04
Pure hilarity, I almost died hearing this.
But I can't help but feel there could be a massive conspiracy here. Think about it. He had these huge concerts coming up, which we all know he couldn't possibly perform. Yet he couldn't quit, as he'd have to give the money back, which he obviously needs. Therefore I can't help but think he might be faking his own death. We know he loves privacy, but he needs money. Now he can have this. There's so many lookalikes they could have used as fodder. And he's no stranger to plastic surgery, so he could transform himself again.
It'd be much funnier if he had snuffed it, but it just seems very convenient.
Dragonfly
25-06-2009, 23:05
It's also been confirmed that Madeline McCann's dead body has been found. This screams suicide.
L . F . C
25-06-2009, 23:19
Also one of the original Charlie's Angel's girls has died today.
I aren't really that fussed that Wacko has gone. He was a legend in terms of music though, no doubt.
Pure hilarity, I almost died hearing this.
But I can't help but feel there could be a massive conspiracy here. Think about it. He had these huge concerts coming up, which we all know he couldn't possibly perform. Yet he couldn't quit, as he'd have to give the money back, which he obviously needs. Therefore I can't help but think he might be faking his own death. We know he loves privacy, but he needs money. Now he can have this. There's so many lookalikes they could have used as fodder. And he's no stranger to plastic surgery, so he could transform himself again.
It'd be much funnier if he had snuffed it, but it just seems very convenient.
Very interesting, and as you say seems extremely convenient. We all know he's had medical problems over the years though so we'll just have to see how this pans out. I'm not saying RIP just yet.
Dragonfly
25-06-2009, 23:24
It's looking definite now. LA Times' story has changed from "a coma" to "death".
http://www.univie.ac.at/cga/art/mowtown25moonwalk.gif
:crymore:
Dragonfly
25-06-2009, 23:44
R.I.P. A true pop legend.
Its extremely sad news, but I feel nothing towards him. Sure he had bad things happen to him in the past, but the guy was truely not sane.
Badgerman
25-06-2009, 23:55
Came here hoping to see Barndoor having made this thread.
Make it anyway, please.
mufcsean
25-06-2009, 23:58
I don't know what to believe at the moment, as said before it does sound very convenient.
Apparently he asked to be placed on the children's ward :laugh:
I don't know what to believe at the moment, as said before it does sound very convenient.
Apparently he asked to be placed on the children's ward :laugh:
brilliant
Keyser Soze
26-06-2009, 00:11
R.I.P Michael Jackson taken by a heart attack, some have blamed it on sunshine some have blamed it on the moonlight, I'd blame it On The boogie.
Rest in peace, Michael, you legendary nonce you.
http://www.etonline.com/media/photo/2009/06/98219/400_mjackson_ambulance_090625. jpg
...now I can say "Rest In Peace".
At least he's left us with a legacy of classic music.
Cannon ball
26-06-2009, 00:56
Who's going to look after Bubbles now?!
Acquiesce
26-06-2009, 00:59
http://www.etonline.com/media/photo/2009/06/98219/400_mjackson_ambulance_090625. jpg
...now I can say "Rest In Peace".
At least he's left us with a legacy of classic music.
Pop!
RIP M.J.:(
Cannon ball
26-06-2009, 01:01
It's also been confirmed that Madeline McCann's dead body has been found. This screams suicide.
Seriously? I haven't seen anything anywhere about it.
Dragonfly
26-06-2009, 01:10
http://www.etonline.com/media/photo/2009/06/98219/400_mjackson_ambulance_090625. jpg
http://ribotto.com/sitebuilder/images/michael_jackson_and_et-351x407.jpg
Also, note the day on the picture.
@ Sean - Great avatar!
Anyone remember the member Michael Jackson? :lol:
I pretended to be my dad once and got in a lot of trouble with my mum
Dragonfly
26-06-2009, 01:31
http://www.etonline.com/media/photo/2009/06/98219/400_mjackson_ambulance_090625. jpg
I'm looking at this picture again and thinking, wasn't he whiter than that? You'd reckon he'd be even whiter if he was dying/dead.
Lorenzinho
26-06-2009, 02:27
Pure hilarity, I almost died hearing this.
But I can't help but feel there could be a massive conspiracy here. Think about it. He had these huge concerts coming up, which we all know he couldn't possibly perform. Yet he couldn't quit, as he'd have to give the money back, which he obviously needs. Therefore I can't help but think he might be faking his own death. We know he loves privacy, but he needs money. Now he can have this. There's so many lookalikes they could have used as fodder. And he's no stranger to plastic surgery, so he could transform himself again.
It'd be much funnier if he had snuffed it, but it just seems very convenient.
I'd gone for the theory that his record company killed him off because this will no doubt spark all sorts of air-play and buying of his material.
Hmmm.
AgentZero
26-06-2009, 02:30
Thriller Vinyl would be skyrocketing as we speak.I think my sister has a copy.
Dragonfly
26-06-2009, 02:33
I was planning on popping in to HMV tomorrow/today, so it will be interesting to see how the Michael Jackson albums will be displayed.
Seriously? I haven't seen anything anywhere about it.
Really? I've been thinking about it since I heard the news of MJ's death.
LeNitewatchman
26-06-2009, 02:48
I'd gone for the theory that his record company killed him off because this will no doubt spark all sorts of air-play and buying of his material.
Hmmm.
I'd be less surprised if the whole thing was faked.
Andy from the band'll be gutted, he was gonna see him on two nights at the O2 Arena :tongue:
uA - 1905
26-06-2009, 03:11
I feel for Farrah Fawcett as her death was overshadowed by Jackson's death, and also it won't be taken as seriously since it was from anal cancer.
Im gutted. To be honest I cant even think of anything else to say.
Ive been listening to his music since before I can remember. I was always, and always will be a huge fan of Michael Jackson, fuck the rumours/lies, this man deserves respect and may he rest in peace.
I was out tonight in Spoons, when the story came on Sky News and to be honest I was on a downer. I knew he wouldnt be doing any concerts and while I have tickets to see him in September, I wanted him to come through it before even thinking about my money back. I still cant believe it.
We hear it alot, but this man was one of a kind.
Foxhound
26-06-2009, 04:19
I just woke up, and browsed Facebook using my mobile. I'm shocked to hear the news. I've only heard 2 of his songs, Beat It and another one I can't remember - the song has many uu-uu, aah-ahh. The latter was the one that I liked.
RIP to him
StringerBell
26-06-2009, 05:09
Im gutted. To be honest I cant even think of anything else to say.
Ive been listening to his music since before I can remember. I was always, and always will be a huge fan of Michael Jackson, fuck the rumours/lies, this man deserves respect and may he rest in peace.
I was out tonight in Spoons, when the story came on Sky News and to be honest I was on a downer. I knew he wouldnt be doing any concerts and while I have tickets to see him in September, I wanted him to come through it before even thinking about my money back. I still cant believe it.
We hear it alot, but this man was one of a kind.
I feel the same way. i grew up listening to his music and I'm devastated. Anytime I hear a song of his I just get into a great mood I can't really explain it. From the Jackson 5 to his solo career. Hell I even devoted a months time learning to do the moon walk in every which way imaginable :laugh: Thats the kind of performer he was their was the music and then his larger than life videos and persona. I just wish we could have had him around longer he was getting ready for his comeback tour, Thriller 25th anniversary was recently released. But most importantly he has left behind his children who deserved to have him around. The world has lost a natural performer today. I don't know what else to say. I just want to share one of my favorite MJ videos. Which features Micheal Jordan and Heavy D :laugh: 13ZGZexsaFo&feature=channel_page
Mullet Taylor
26-06-2009, 06:58
why are cunts making out that jacko was a saint ? lets face it. He turned himself white and felt up kids and payed for his mistakes outside of court. The worse thing he done was the time he held his baby from the balcony. anyone else woulda got arrested but not that weirdo.
the only thing good i have to say about jackson is the time when his hair caught fire. what a truely memorable moment i'd have loved to seen
he's done fuck all since the earth song. i hated him when he was alive, when i heard he croaked it i had my doubts and decided to forgive him for being a shite cunt...not anymore tho, the fact people are forgetting his negatives are annoying me
whats difference between fergie and jacko ? fergie will have gigs in august
apparently yesterday jackson went to the doctors about chest pains and the doc told him to beat it
what colour would he be if there is a heaven ?
Cher is all alone now :( only she'll survive a nuclear war now
i dont mind his music but ive no time for the man himself...such a random death. people will always remember what they were doing when he died...i mind where i was when september 11 / diana died
StringerBell
26-06-2009, 08:04
why are cunts making out that jacko was a saint ? lets face it. He turned himself white and felt up kids and payed for his mistakes outside of court. The worse thing he done was the time he held his baby from the balcony. anyone else woulda got arrested but not that weirdo.
the only thing good i have to say about jackson is the time when his hair caught fire. what a truely memorable moment i'd have loved to seen
he's done fuck all since the earth song. i hated him when he was alive, when i heard he croaked it i had my doubts and decided to forgive him for being a shite cunt...not anymore tho, the fact people are forgetting his negatives are annoying me
whats difference between fergie and jacko ? fergie will have gigs in august
apparently yesterday jackson went to the doctors about chest pains and the doc told him to beat it
what colour would he be if there is a heaven ?
Cher is all alone now :( only she'll survive a nuclear war now
I dont mind his music but ive no time for the man himself...such a random death. people will always remember what they were doing when he died...i mind where i was when september 11 / diana died
Well I'm a fan of Michael Jackson thats why. I like his music and becasue of that I have a right to express my thoughts on his passing. Your not a fan so whats the point in discussing his passing? This is a huge icon who shaped the way music is he is up there with the passing of Lennon and Elvis. But again your not a fan so whats the point? I'm upset with his passing and If I want to talk about his accomplishments and impact than I have every right to. Anytime your able to change the way music is listened to and performed your a legend. That is why this is a big deal this is just some musician that passed away its The King of Pop. Listen everyone has faults in their life and I'm not here to talk about his run ins with the law thats neither here nor there. I'm a genuine fan and I'm just upset about his passing.
2x Michael Jackson at the O2 tickets for sale!
Is he actually dead though? It isn't exactly black or white.
:badumtish:
Apparently he put his nose on upside down, went outside in the rain and drowned.
Jonno394
26-06-2009, 08:37
No matter what he did, the guys music was great. Got the King of Pop collectiuon on my phone, might give it a listen today.
If he was a nonce, then unfortunately he's going to be moonwalking right into hell as we type.
African American: Montel, I think we're forgetting something very important in all this. Okay, sure, he touched some children, but, the man is a great singer and he has entertained us for so many years.
Jesus: Wha- What are you talking about?
African American: Michael Jackson! All this baad-mouthin', puttin' the man down. Maybe he did touch some children now and then, but come on! It's Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson! [the audience applauds]
Kevthedrummer
26-06-2009, 09:41
I just woke up, and browsed Facebook using my mobile. I'm shocked to hear the news. I've only heard 2 of his songs, Beat It and another one I can't remember - the song has many uu-uu, aah-ahh. The latter was the one that I liked.
RIP to him
You've only heard 2 Michael Jackson songs??
http://www.etonline.com/media/photo/2009/06/98219/400_mjackson_ambulance_090625. jpg
Hmm, I'm quite suspicious of that photo - looks more like an older shot of him, perhaps the Pepsi incident... He certainly looks a lot blacker - which suggests the white skin was make up applied every time he left the house :/
Absolutely Gutted.
I really wanted him to perform all them shows aswell, as a way of saying 'Fuck you, world'.
The top 10 bestsellers of this week are all MJ albums.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/music-rock-classical-pop-jazz/b/ref=sd_allcat_mu?ie=UTF8&node=229816
I've literally only just found out. Just shocked.
Whatever you say about his personal life, he is the greatest Pop artist and performer of all time and a true legend of the music business.
Rest in Peace.
I can see it now; Fred Astaire, Vaslav Nijinsky and Michael Jackson having a dance-off with the Lord taking bets on the winner. Moses at the turntables.
He was bound to run into trouble later on in life, what with his father pushing him into showbiz that early on and his strict upbringing. As such, questionable/troubled human being, legendary artist.
*puts on the vinyl of Thriller*
Foxhound
26-06-2009, 11:15
You've only heard 2 Michael Jackson songs??
Hmm, I just remember. I've heard Earth Song, Smooth Criminal, Beat It and We are the World.
I was never bothered to listen to his other songs, mostly because of his tainted reputation.
I feel for Farrah Fawcett as her death was overshadowed by Jackson's death, and also it won't be taken as seriously since it was from anal cancer.
Aye, heard she made a documentary about her struggles with cancer, showing quite a lot.
Kevthedrummer
26-06-2009, 11:20
Hmm, I just remember. I've heard Earth Song, Smooth Criminal, Beat It and We are the World.
I was never bothered to listen to his other songs, mostly because of his tainted reputation.
You judge someone's music on their reputation? Most of his songs are absolute classics and have been the soundtrack to many people's lives! Sure that doesn't make him sane or a good person, but then everyone has their problems.
I'm just very surprised you've heard so little of his music. I reckon you'll know songs that you maybe didn't know was him...? Billie Jean? Thriller? Bad? His music with the Jackson 5?
Dragonfly
26-06-2009, 12:13
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Acquiesce
26-06-2009, 12:19
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Heir to the throne?
Billy Minof
26-06-2009, 12:32
RIP Jacko, you sir are a legend.
Foxhound
26-06-2009, 12:33
]You judge someone's music on their reputation?[/B] Most of his songs are absolute classics and have been the soundtrack to many people's lives! Sure that doesn't make him sane or a good person, but then everyone has their problems.
I'm just very surprised you've heard so little of his music. I reckon you'll know songs that you maybe didn't know was him...? Billie Jean? Thriller? Bad? His music with the Jackson 5?
I don't know. Another reason for why I've heard so little of his songs could be that he didn't have a hit song while I was growing up. I first gained my exposure to MJ from my primary school mates who used to tease me because I have the same name (Michael), though mine is spelled is Mikhael.
All this time, I only see him as the guy who could do the moonwalk.
Unbelieveable? Believe it.
Kevthedrummer
26-06-2009, 12:39
fair enough.
Cause of death is still a little mysterious:
I heard they went into his appartment, there were bloodstains on the carpet...
Dragonfly
26-06-2009, 12:43
fair enough.
Cause of death is still a little mysterious:
I heard they went into his appartment, there were bloodstains on the carpet...
Bloodstains on the carpet, or blood on the dance floor?
Kevthedrummer
26-06-2009, 12:44
Bloodstains on the carpet, or blood on the dance floor?
well personally I think he was either hit by/struck by a smooth criminal
Impossible, he was invincible.
Kevthedrummer
26-06-2009, 12:51
Impossible, he was invincible.
That was a little bit Off The Wall Barry
That was a little bit Off The Wall Barry
Sorry Kev, it's just Human Nature. Give me One More Chance!
Kevthedrummer
26-06-2009, 12:57
Sorry Kev, it's just Human Nature. Give me One More Chance!
No! Beat it!
uA - 1905
26-06-2009, 13:39
Classic joke from years ago
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13.
http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/cool/cool0010.gif
Last time he was in hospital he had a stroke in the childrens ward.
Apparently he died by falling over a childs pram.
A police spokesmen said it't too early to say what the exact cause is but don't blame it on the buggy.
Murder?
We've learned law enforcement is looking for a doctor who lived at Michael Jackson's home -- and the doctor is nowhere to be found.
Law enforcement sources tell us a BMW belonging to the doctor was towed from Jackson's home last night.
Cops are looking to interview the doc.
A law enforcement source says the doctor gave Jackson an injection before he died.
Jackson reportedly may have OD'd on Demerol. As we first reported, family members were concerned that Jackson was taking too much morphine.
Dragonfly
26-06-2009, 16:01
Could be euthanasia.
Kevthedrummer
26-06-2009, 16:22
Could be euthanasia.
:laugh: cracking
edit: where is that quote from Thierry14?
Mullet Taylor
26-06-2009, 16:58
"i dont understand when ordinary people on the tv say they are going to miss him,how can you miss someone you have never met.they wont even miss the music because all you have to do is put a cd on.save your devastation for when someone close to you passess away like a member of your family or a friend"
so true.
:laugh: Cracking
edit: Where is that quote from thierry14?
tmz
I wasn't that shocked funnily enough as he's looked nigh on death for some time.
In some ways it's better that he died now before any more stories of his 'private' activities come, inevitably, to light.
Been innundated with jokes on the email today however...
What's the difference between Jacko & a plastic bag?
Ones white, made of plastic & dangerous for kids to play with. The other is a plastic bag.
Jacko's body will be melted down in a positive recycling effort. It's said that he will be made into plastic cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.
I think thats enough...
uA - 1905
26-06-2009, 18:43
There can't be enough nonce bashing mate.
I really don't think the guy was a nonce, i think he was brutally nieve i mean on TV he said nothing was wrong with sharing a bed with a child, just nievity is unreal with that.
If he had went to court and fought against the lawcase with that lad he apparently molested, he'd have most likely one plus saved so much money. He got scared paid them off and never thought about how that could be perceived.
Still what a performer, he changed pop music for the good, musically and visually with his videos.
I think the Doctor has over medicated him and then shat himself and now went on the run.
Real Radio this morning played his hits from 7 till 9 none stop shows you how successful he was.
StringerBell
26-06-2009, 21:37
They've been playing his songs nonstop on all the radio stations here in NY. A whole bunch of fans got together in Times Square and at the Apollo theater as well.
BarnDoor
26-06-2009, 23:06
Apparently someone was in an L.A bathroom and noticed the reflection of Jackson's doctor running out behind them. Police are now looking for the man in the mirror.
(Yes, I realize how bad that was, but it's getting pretty difficult to come up with something original and good)
But I can't help but feel there could be a massive conspiracy here. Think about it. He had these huge concerts coming up, which we all know he couldn't possibly perform. Yet he couldn't quit, as he'd have to give the money back, which he obviously needs. Therefore I can't help but think he might be faking his own death. We know he loves privacy, but he needs money. Now he can have this. There's so many lookalikes they could have used as fodder. And he's no stranger to plastic surgery, so he could transform himself again.
Something like Bruce Campbell as Elvis in Bubba Ho-Tep? Haha.
Dragonfly
27-06-2009, 00:14
People who wear white socks.
I believe this is a motive.
I still think that he wanted to be part of the elite but they kept telling him that some nigga from the hood could never truly be one of them, no matter what. That really pissed him off because he wanted to be like the other White Demon Lords that feast on children on the weekends.
Although, i was checking out that video where he's in a spaceship with Janet, and those animes on the big screens made me think that maybe he wanted to look like them...
Others say that he just didn't want to look like his family, which were all, allegedly, a bunch of blood-sucking cunts.
What's clear is that he wasn't right in the head, nor were the people around him.
I lost respect for him ever since he lost the funk and started with the melanin alteration thingy. A nose job i can take, but not skin pigment alteration.
I heard that his brothers and father called him "Big Nose" when he was little. Joe Jackson has to be one of the biggest cunts of all time.
Acquiesce
27-06-2009, 14:24
Let's not forget he called his daughter Blanket, for fucks' sake!
BarnDoor
27-06-2009, 14:38
I heard that his brothers and father called him "Big Nose" when he was little. Joe Jackson has to be one of the biggest cunts of all time.
Perhaps Joe Jackson might be steppin' out of the limelight now?
I for one will not be drawn into these cheap Jackson jokes. After all, I don't wanna be starting something.
http://www.onionbag.com/images/products2/10MJUSAHSS0809.jpg
http://www.onionbag.com/images/products2/10MJUSAHSS0809.jpg
Thanks Jonny. Ive just bought it :blush:
Phatmann
27-06-2009, 16:01
That's class. Probably a little out of my price range though.
That's an epic shirt, don't think I'd ever wear it mind, would take some balls but if I saw someone down the street in it I'd probably shake his hand and ask to have a picture taken with him.
"Like Tupac Shakur, The Notorious B.I.G. and others, record sales for the late pop icon Michael Jackson have spiked in the days following the singer’s untimely passing.
According to new reports, the demand for Jackson’s music has far exceeded the supply, leaving retailers rushing to fill backorders for The King of Pop.
Several Best Buy outlets are completely sold out of Michael Jackson albums and the 25th anniversary edition of Thriller is currently out of stock at online retail outlet Amazon.com.
Bill Carr, vice president of music and video at Amazon says, "This is simply unprecedented.” In addition to the legendary Thriller album, Amazon is also out of all Jackson and Jackson 5 albums.
"We've seen the death of Johnny Cash and Frank Sinatra and many other artists, but none of them compare to what we're witnessing today,” Carr added.
So exactly how popular is Jackson’s music these days?
"In the last 24 hours, we've actually sold more Michael Jackson albums in our MP3 and CD stores than we have in the 11 years since the launch of our music business," he said.
For those who cannot get enough of Michael Jackson music, there may be one—or several—posthumous albums released.
Michael Jackson was 50-years-old."
Source: HipHopdx
:ohmy:
Madness, mate.
Actually seen people grabbing everything MJ today in HMV and his section was fast empting.
Ive been questioned by ITV on his death at HMV, what do I think about his death, how do I feel about it and so on. My reply was 'How do I feel? I feel gutted, plain and simple. Forget the allegations, which were unproven by the way, about his private life. The man died a musical legend, a genious, an Icon and no one can take that away from him. Hes gone early like Elvis and other greats, but in my opinion he's the greatest and no on can hold a candle. Since before I can remember Ive been a true fan to MJ - My first steps was the Moonwalk for Gods sake. May he rest in peace. Thanks'
Original?
28-06-2009, 00:59
Anyone bored of all the fuss yet?
Dragonfly
28-06-2009, 01:31
Yeah, I mentioned that I was already sick of it, yesterday (on another site). I think every channel has spent at least half the day broadcasting The Life Of Michael Jackson documentaries; and music channels have been playing his videos non-stop.
Anyone bored of all the fuss yet?
Compared to everything we had to put up with Jade Goody, no, not at all.
The best thing to come out of his death is that MTV are actually playing some music for a change.
Cannon ball
28-06-2009, 13:01
Anyone bored of all the fuss yet?
I'm actually in a way, enjoying the fuss. It makes you fully realise just how big an impact he made, and how much of an icon he is.
Dragonfly
28-06-2009, 13:04
I'm actually in a way, enjoying the fuss. It makes you fully realise just how big an impact he made, and how much of an icon he is.
Some may call it a convenient distraction. :ninja:
Compared to everything we had to put up with Jade Goody, no, not at all.
The best thing to come out of his death is that MTV are actually playing some music for a change.
I agree with this. Not only that, but when someone who revolutionized an industry as big as music, then I think he deserves a few days of tribute. I mean, he wasn't a random singer, he was arguably the greatest performer ever. He literally had it all: singing, dancing, live performances - he's just a rare talent that can not be replicated.
What annoys me though, is the people who go and rush to buy his albums now, claiming to be big MJ fans. If they were such big fans, then why the hell don't they have his albums already? Why weren't they buying the albums when he needed them to buy it? Why does it take death for you to be appreciated?
I don't mind the music channels playing his videos non stop, as let's be honest, it's better than the stuff you get now a days.
BarnDoor
28-06-2009, 13:07
I'm sure Jackson's fed up of all this coverage. Infact, if he was alive, he'd probably be saying leave me alone about now.
I'm sure Jackson's fed up of all this coverage. Infact, if he was alive, he'd probably be saying leave me alone about now.
Funny you should mention that, I saw this a while ago.
MICHAEL JACKSON WAS QUICK TO PLACATE WORRIED FANS that his 160 date comeback tour was still "very much on" despite his death last night.
Thousands of fans thought they had been left high and dry after the shocking news emerged that the pint sized Peter Piper of rock, Michael Jackson, had died in an alleged freak accident involving a trans-sexual gorilla, a tub of yoghurt and Justin Timberlake.
"Well thats just f*cking great", said one disgruntled fan on hearing the news last night, "that man is always looking for attention. Well, I for one will be demanding a refund."
However, shortly after his death was confirmed, Jacko (who is the queen, of our hearts) convened a hastily arranged press conferance to allay fears that his up-coming tour would be cancelled. Looking a rude picture of health, despite his being dead, he said, "yes, I am dead, perhaps I shouldn't have laughed at the gorilla in that ridiculous bra, but I won't let that stop me from performing. And Justin perhaps took offence at my ridiculing of his sub-par imitation of my dance-moves. Anyways, the show will go on!"
Just before being wheeled off for an autopsy Jackson said, "I love you all (well, I did when I was alive anyway)".
The news bought to mind memories when Michael Jackson last died in 1986, after he inadvertently insulted Jesus in a New York wine bar.
Source (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Michael_Jackson_reassur es_fans_that_%22Show_will_go_o n%22_despite_untimely_death.)
Can't get enough of that last sentence.
What annoys me though, is the people who go and rush to buy his albums now, claiming to be big MJ fans. If they were such big fans, then why the hell don't they have his albums already? Why weren't they buying the albums when he needed them to buy it? Why does it take death for you to be appreciated?
I'm guessing most of them had copied CDs or had downloaded his music from the Internet, so they wanted to have proper ones?
Who knew that MTV actually played music?
Mullet Taylor
28-06-2009, 17:27
MTV was once great....abit like jackson
uA - 1905
28-06-2009, 17:33
I enjoyed MTV to an extent back in 2002 when they played stuff like No One Knows and the Foo Fighters song with the bridge but since then they've resorted to spastic programming.
Mullet Taylor
28-06-2009, 17:39
must be a reason for their madness. must be more money in entertaining shite people's tastes than the good ones
i have to say though. its sunk in about MJ. although hes done fuck all since 95 and i hated his voice when he talked. i can no longer hold hatred for the guy. May he rest in peace.
FutebolArte
28-06-2009, 17:59
Why is emmanuel lewis silent???
http://c.getbackimages.com/uri/w514_h676_cfalse_K0405164405/emmanuel-lewis-and-michael-jackson-1983/image/4/0/5/9/4059754.jpg
Michael Jackson's ribs were broken as medics frantically tried to resuscitate him from a cardiac arrest, according to the star's autopsy report.
The Sun has revealed shocking details from the King Of Pop's autopsy, conducted after his untimely death on Thursday.
Four puncture sites were found on the 50 year old's chest - appearing to be a result of attempts to restart his heart with shots of adrenaline, according to the publication.
And the star's hips, thighs and shoulders were also riddled with needle wounds.
The leaked autopsy reveals Jackson weighed just eight stone (50 kilograms) when he died. Pathologists found his stomach empty apart from partially-dissolved pills and samples have now been sent for toxicology tests.
Jackson was also discovered to be balding underneath his famed black hair - the document states the star had little more than a "peach fuzz" on his scalp.
Coroner officials found the star had bruising on his knees and shins as well as a cut on his back.
The three hour autopsy on Friday revealed no indication of trauma or foul play, but a final verdict will take up to six weeks as Los Angeles coroner officials are taking extra time to complete toxicology, neuropathology and pulmonary tests before determining the exact cause.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/1/20090629/ten-jackson-s-autopsy-results-revealed-c60bd6d.html
Listening to Michael Jackson's number 1's now, on such a glorious summer day. Perfect. He was such a legend.
Listening to Michael Jackson's number 1's now, on such a glorious summer day. Perfect. He was such a legend.
'Tis quality, mate. Ive just been at the gym where I had his songs on the iPod and I had a good workout. Even after passing he's still got great influence.
StringerBell
29-06-2009, 16:45
Listening to Michael Jackson's number 1's now, on such a glorious summer day. Perfect. He was such a legend.
I was in Union Square and there was over 100 people gathered everyone was either breakdancing or singing to his music. It was crazy to hear so many people singing to Billie Jean and Rock With You. Check it out
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They do look like knobs to be fair, I mean it's great showing your respect and love for Michael Jackson and promoting his work and celebrating it - but everyone there looks about 16-20. Just seems a bit meh.
StringerBell
29-06-2009, 17:36
They do look like knobs to be fair, I mean it's great showing your respect and love for Michael Jackson and promoting his work and celebrating it - but everyone there looks about 16-20. Just seems a bit meh.
yeah those were mainly NYU kids further towards the back were the people with the boom box thats where I was whoever was filming should have gotten that instead.
Supposedly they found nothing but partially dissolved pills in his stomach...
Sounds Bad.
Michael Jackson's ribs were broken as medics frantically tried to resuscitate him from a cardiac arrest, according to the star's autopsy report.
The Sun has revealed shocking details from the King Of Pop's autopsy, conducted after his untimely death on Thursday.
Four puncture sites were found on the 50 year old's chest - appearing to be a result of attempts to restart his heart with shots of adrenaline, according to the publication.
And the star's hips, thighs and shoulders were also riddled with needle wounds.
The leaked autopsy reveals Jackson weighed just eight stone (50 kilograms) when he died. Pathologists found his stomach empty apart from partially-dissolved pills and samples have now been sent for toxicology tests.
Jackson was also discovered to be balding underneath his famed black hair - the document states the star had little more than a "peach fuzz" on his scalp.
Coroner officials found the star had bruising on his knees and shins as well as a cut on his back.
The three hour autopsy on Friday revealed no indication of trauma or foul play, but a final verdict will take up to six weeks as Los Angeles coroner officials are taking extra time to complete toxicology, neuropathology and pulmonary tests before determining the exact cause.
Supposedly they found nothing but partially dissolved pills in his stomach...
Sounds Bad.
;)
The Messiah
29-06-2009, 18:07
I was in Union Square and there was over 100 people gathered everyone was either breakdancing or singing to his music. It was crazy to hear so many people singing to Billie Jean and Rock With You. Check it out
y1wjqYOptGE&feature=channel_page
White people dancing.
White people dancing.
White people dancing, huh?
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:ninja:
:innocent:
Havent said anything about Jackson since his death. I will say that I respected his music, his legacy and his impact on music in general, not just black music or in pop music.
StringerBell
29-06-2009, 18:53
White people dancing.
For the record I was all the way in the back with the black people :laugh:
Supposedly they found nothing but partially dissolved pills in his stomach...
Sounds Bad.
Beat it man, you're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare :ninja:
Acquiesce
29-06-2009, 21:15
I was in Union Square and there was over 100 people gathered everyone was either breakdancing or singing to his music. It was crazy to hear so many people singing to Billie Jean and Rock With You. Check it out
y1wjqYOptGE&feature=channel_page
The girl dancing at 0:44, :faceplm:
That video is cringeee!
http://4.media.tumblr.com/WsXlQo1Pcpb54o8eTNmne01bo1_500 .jpg
No idea where to get that tee though.
Beat it man, you're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare :ninja:
Oh, no you didn't!
You wanna' be startin' somethin'? You seriously don't wan't to know The way you make me feel. Can you feel it? huh?
:faceplm: I can't believe I just sank that low...
Edit: Sinking lower... just got this link via email :laugh:
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TheAlchemist
30-06-2009, 03:02
http://byroncrawford.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c558f53ef01157188ff83 970b-800wi
Something tells me that's not allowed outside of elite. :|
Kevthedrummer
30-06-2009, 12:06
must be a reason for their madness. must be more money in entertaining shite people's tastes than the good ones
i have to say though. its sunk in about MJ. although hes done fuck all since 95 and i hated his voice when he talked. i can no longer hold hatred for the guy. May he rest in peace.
well you changed your tune ;)
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/7431/biteme.png
TheAlchemist
30-06-2009, 12:10
Something tells me that's not allowed outside of elite. :|
It is fantastic though.
Two of my favourate things in the world.
You can't really see anyting really..
Dragonfly
30-06-2009, 13:23
Michael Jackson would be turning in his grave at that picture, Alchemist. Not a child in site.
uA - 1905
30-06-2009, 13:48
It is fantastic though.
Two of my favourate things in the world.
You can't really see anyting really..
There is a clear blowjob where is right eye should be.
muscularmatt
30-06-2009, 15:41
u know all you people taking the piss, i hope you never lose a loved
one before time and people ending up ripping the piss out of it. what
if one of his freinds or family read this (unlikely i know but u never
know his kids might b into pro evo)
i mean come on, taking the piss out of someone who's just died,
grow up innit?
Acquiesce
30-06-2009, 16:29
u know all you people taking the piss, i hope you never lose a loved
one before time and people ending up ripping the piss out of it. what
if one of his freinds or family read this (unlikely i know but u never
know his kids might b into pro evo)
i mean come on, taking the piss out of someone who's just died,
grow up innit?
Respect.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01163/arts-graphics-2005_1163488a.jpg
tee-hee
u know all you people taking the piss, i hope you never lose a loved
one before time and people ending up ripping the piss out of it. what
if one of his freinds or family read this (unlikely i know but u never
know his kids might b into pro evo)
i mean come on, taking the piss out of someone who's just died,
grow up innit?
Conversely, I hope none of your family disfigure themselves with plastic surgery, get accused of being a child molester, sleep in oxygen chambers in an attempt to prolong their lives etc, etc.
In all seriousness, while he had his heyday, the guy was one seriously fucked up puppy. As,ironically, are most all of his immediate family.
Oh, and the kids? There is still an unanswered question regarding his being the actual father, but I digress.
Oh, nearly forgot.... innit.
Apparently this came from Jordan Chandler
I want to say that this information it’s for sure (I mess up with the names because i was crying), I don’t really care if you believe it or not, I made a promise to an old friend to tell the truth when Michael will die and that’s what I’m doing. I’m not searching for attention i have enough of it. This is for you Mikey i will always love you…
After the sudden death of Michael Jackson Jordan Chandler tells the truth.
In 1993, Chandler told a psychiatrist and police that he and Jackson had engaged in sexual acts that included oral sex, the boy gave detailed description of Jackson’s genitals. The case was settled out of court for a reported $22 million, but the strain led Jackson to begin taking painkillers. Eventually he became addicted.
Now maybe for the remorse of his death Chandler decides to tell us the truth. ” I never meant to lie and destroy Michael Jackson but my father made me to tell only lies. Now i can’t tell Michael how much i’m sorry and if he will forgive me ”. Evan Chandler was tape-recorded saying amongst other things, “If I go through with this, I win big-time. There’s no way I lose. I will get everything I want and they will be destroyed forever…
Under the influence of a controversial father (Evan Chandler) told his son to tell that Jackson had touched his penis.Evan Chandler then told a psychiatrist and later police that he and Jackson had engaged in acts of kissing, masturbation and oral sex, as well as giving a detailed description of what he alleged were the singer’s genitals.
” Now for the first time i can’t bear to lie anymore. Michael Jackson didn’t do anything to me, all was my father lies to escape from being poor.
Ive just come to all these stories that are now surfacing. Whats your opinion?
Acquiesce
01-07-2009, 23:47
What's the source, Charlie? This story could literally be a load of balls.
http://www.michaeljacksonsightings.co m/
http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/michael-jackson-fake-death-finance-rows-and-2-new-albums-211562
Acquiesce
02-07-2009, 14:16
http://www.michaeljacksonsightings.co m/
http://www.musicradar.com/news/guitars/michael-jackson-fake-death-finance-rows-and-2-new-albums-211562
That's fucking ridiculous. The "sighting" there could be any person fucking about on the street.
I know lol and there are so many Jacko look-a-likes out there!
Mullet Taylor
06-07-2009, 12:52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj9DgeLmzac&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymai l.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fworldnews%2Fa rticle-1197780%2FGhost-Michael-Jackson-caught-camera-pacing-corridors-Neverland.html&feature=player_embedded
i must admit, i got goosebumps watching this. reminds me of the scene in Signs when you see the Alien for the first time walking past the street at the kids party
AgentZero
06-07-2009, 13:27
a channel had a re run of michaels 30th year anniversary i must admit i had a lump in the throat. Fully will miss those excellent dance moves
Dundon's
07-07-2009, 11:19
Conversely, I hope none of your family disfigure themselves with plastic surgery, get accused of being a child molester, sleep in oxygen chambers in an attempt to prolong their lives etc, etc.
In all seriousness, while he had his heyday, the guy was one seriously fucked up puppy. As,ironically, are most all of his immediate family.
Oh, and the kids? There is still an unanswered question regarding his being the actual father, but I digress.
Oh, nearly forgot.... innit.
OK! magazine subscriber right there folks. :rolleyes:
Dragonfly
07-07-2009, 17:26
Channel 5 and BBC2 are supposedly going to broadcast the memorial live. I'm at work at the moment, so don't know if they've already started. I'll be leaving in a few minutes.
I probably won't be watching, particularly because I'd have to fight my father for the remote (he thinks "Ben" is his only good song) and I somehow just cannot be arsed. It'll be on the 'net hours later, so if I feel like it and it somehow ends up being good I'll watch it then.
OK! magazine subscriber right there folks. :rolleyes:
http://blog.mcneilorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/callumwks6-10-11.jpg
I probably won't be watching, particularly because I'd have to fight my father for the remote (he thinks "Ben" is his only good song) and I somehow just cannot be arsed. It'll be on the 'net hours later, so if I feel like it and it somehow ends up being good I'll watch it then.
Won't be bothering myself. It's like the whole Lady Di thing, loads of people acting like it's the end of the world. Bugs the hell out of me to be honest.
Dragonfly
07-07-2009, 18:33
Now I'm home, I can't be arsed. I played ISS after I realised Princess Di actually had died. I was awoken by my brother, I switched on the TV, saw it was true, put on the PS1 and played a bit of ISS.
"MVP, MVP, MVP..."
That last Stevie Wonder performance was magic.
Dragonfly
07-07-2009, 19:34
I've got it on now. Maybe there should be a mourning channel.
EDIT: That video they showed during 'We Are The World' must be a conspiracy theorist's wet dream.
Usher was great, I had a lump in my throat when he had finished his song and he almost broke down.
mattlarge
07-07-2009, 23:14
It was a lovely memorial service, and with Michaels daughter speaking at the very end and breaking down in tears, it kind of brings the whole thing into perspective, irrespective of what has happened in Jacko's life previous.
Another link via email...
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Edit: Just got a follow up email with the vid below... This guy has it right.
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** Yes I know the vid is by the creator of the sock puppet vid. I also happen to agree with him.**
Kevthedrummer
08-07-2009, 12:24
I've got it on now. Maybe there should be a mourning channel.
EDIT: That video they showed during 'We Are The World' must be a conspiracy theorist's wet dream.
which bit? :/ Just watched it and I don't see the bit you mean? All the religious emblems?
What the hell was going on with Mariah Carrey's hand during her performance?
Dragonfly
08-07-2009, 13:18
which bit? :/ Just watched it and I don't see the bit you mean? All the religious emblems?
Star of David was pretty dominant. They enlarged/zoomed in to it more than the others. I know how some people (not necessarily this site) feel about Zionism. I'm sure there's other thing that could be picked on in regards to the words used, but I'm not too sure about it all.
<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1qLSkJj719E&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1qLSkJj719E&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>
** Yes I know the vid is by the creator of the sock puppet vid. I also happen to agree with him.**
Pathetic.
Dundon's
08-07-2009, 15:28
Pathetic.
Agreed, these fucking wannabe stand ups seem to be everywhere these days.
Pathetic.
Agreed, these fucking wannabe stand ups seem to be everywhere these days.
Methinks you missed the point...
No-one gave a shit about taking the piss out of the guy while he was alive. I highly doubt anyone on here was whiter than white when it came to mocking his various surgeries (no pun intended). When he dangled his kid off a balcony, who said "oh, it's Jackson, he's a pop legend so that's fine"? And who on here can honestly say they were 100% non-commital regarding his alleged sexual transgressions with kids?
So I ask you, why is it any different now?
I'm sure your immediate thought is "he isn't here to defend himself". Christ! When he was alive he wasn't very good at that.
Maybe some think it is too soon. Perhaps, but other 'stars' have been ripped to shreds within 24hrs without such throwbacks.
Fine, so the creator of the Sock Puppett Theatre isn't going to wow the crowds with his stand up, but to consider his comments pathetic?
I guess it's down to personal taste, personally I agree with a lot of his comments.
Apologies if that offends.
Acquiesce
20-07-2009, 21:15
Charlie, how did this (http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00337/SEANY_337075a.jpg) guy take the news of wacko's death? :lol:
Charlie, how did this (http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00337/SEANY_337075a.jpg) guy take the news of wacko's death? :lol:
Fuck knows, mate.
He flew over to the 'States shortly after Michael Jacksons death and I havent heard anything about him since. The pleasures of being a useless nonce with no job and mammy/daddy funding you financially.
I hate the bastard and he knows that.
Acquiesce
20-07-2009, 21:24
Fuck knows, mate.
He flew over to the 'States shortly after Michael Jacksons death and I havent heard anything about him since. The pleasures of being a useless nonce with no job and mammy/daddy funding you financially.
I hate the bastard and he knows that.
Yeah he seems to be a knob/like knob in his anus.
He didn't do his home town proud when he was in the Big Bro house, that's for sure.
His dad funds his trips, is he mental? If he was my son, I'd boot him out on to the street.
Michael Jackson’s father Joseph has confirmed that the singer did have a secret son.
Jospeh was responding to recent media speculation suggesting Michael had fathered Omer Bhatti, now 25, in an one-night stand in Oslo in 1984.
“Yes, I knew he had another son,” Joseph told NewsOne/TVOne.
“He looks like a Jackson. He acts like a Jackson. He can dance like a Jackson. This boy is a fantastic dancer.”
The claims come after Bhatti denied the rumours last week, saying instead that the late singer was his “best friend”.
Other reports to emerge today suggest that Michael’s mother Katherine is to take full custody of her son’s three other children, Prince Michael, Paris Katherine and Blanket.
TheAlchemist
30-07-2009, 23:02
http://therapup.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/how-is-prince-the-normal-one.jpg
Mjällharth
30-07-2009, 23:17
Question: Why does he look like Jackson after all the surgeries?
Yeah he seems to be a knob/like knob in his anus.
He didn't do his home town proud when he was in the Big Bro house, that's for sure.
His dad funds his trips, is he mental? If he was my son, I'd boot him out on to the street.
Ah I forgot to mention something. It seems 'Michael Jacksons number one fan' Seany from Derry is now a father, with two African lesbians. It was in the Derry Journal last week.
Easily the most shocking news of the year to date.
Mullet Taylor
31-07-2009, 01:04
looks like robbie williams is taking a few of jacksons tour dates...one has been replacing another. i like it
The Dude
04-08-2009, 21:53
katt wiliams on michael jackson.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h1euQKJsr4&feature=PlayList&p=A510EC75FDD2AC77&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=5
So the trial of Conrad Murray is underway now. The prosecution showed to the court a presentation, which included a picture of a dead Michael Jackson. It's quite chilling, so I'll post the link in spoiler tags:
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/09/27/0927-michael-bed-dead-sub.jpg
I'd seriously recommend hopping onto www.TMZ.com to keep an eye on the trial as they're covering it right now, and talking about it (Harvey and another guy on the show right now have Law qualifications so they do provide quite good insight).
There's also a phone conversation that has been leaked, from around just 6 weeks before MJ died, and he is so drugged out it's quite literally haunting to listen to. It's on TMZ if anyone's interested.
So do you guys think Conrad Murray is guilty of involuntary manslaughter? Or do you believe that Michael gave himself the lethal dose while Conrad was out of the room?
It certainly seems to be the latter. Propofol of course should not be used at all unless in a medical facility so that's medical malpractice right there without a doubt. It's almost a guarantee that Murray will have his medical license stripped, but as far as facing the 4 year penalty for involuntary manslaughter is up in the air. While Murray is obviously a money-grabbing doctor like many in Hollywood I imagine and a sly person, I don't honestly believe he gave Michael Jackson the fatal dose. It was a serious overdose to great lengths, of which wouldn't be consistent with how Murray had been treating him - granted Murray shouldn't have been giving MJ propofol in the first place, but he had been giving MJ it for over a month, every single day, but in smaller doses. So to then give him one huge dose wouldn't make any sense, and as Conrad Murray stresses, he left to go to the toilet and was out of the room for 2 minutes. It is all quite a mystery still though since we don't know 'exactly' what happened on Michael's last day.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--768PqmpnCk/TarEKYmKynI/AAAAAAAAAkw/J6EfELUDMJQ/s1600/alg_dr-conrad-murray.jpeg
He looks really short in that picture of him...
Makavelian
27-09-2011, 23:49
Thread title :facepalm:
:limp:
muscularmatt
27-09-2011, 23:58
LOL it looks like he's got a boner.
Heeeeeeeeee heee!!!
Sabatasso
28-09-2011, 18:58
I don't think that Conrad Murray can be held responsible for MJ's death. MJ was most probably very much in love with drugs, and he hired his own personal doctor to "control" his substance abuse.
The job was most probably payed incredibly well, and among other things the job description included getting MJ high. If MJ wants some, MJ gets some or else you're looking for a new job.
Watching the vids from the trial really makes me sick, the American justice system is a big fat joke.
The voice of innocence? This guy loved being high, he loved it, wanted it and got what he wanted.
http://www.vgtv.no/#!id=44374
Pathetic.
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