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hitmanuk2k
02-06-2003, 20:54
for me its either snatch or fight club.
i'd probably go for snatch if i had to, but fight club is one of those films you can watch over and over without getting bored.
Worst film is probably the sum of all fears, it is quite appaling. morgan freeman should never have agreed to it.
I'd second Snatch and Fight Club as some good choices there, although I wouldn't really say snatch is that much of a great film but it's very entertaining. I cant be bothered to pick a single film so here's some of the best:
Fight Club
Snatch
The Killer
Pulp Fiction
Donnie Darko
The Usual Suspects
American Beauty
As for the worst, I thought Matrix: Reloaded was probably the most disappointing film I've seen..
Gooner 4 Life
02-06-2003, 21:14
My fave films are Mike Bassett and Road Trip
hitmanuk2k
02-06-2003, 21:18
the usual suspects really isnt that good daniel.
Zygalski
02-06-2003, 22:22
I really didn't like eXistenZ or Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
I do like 28 Days Later, The Big Lebowski, Payback.
Can't think of any more at the moment.
I'll be back!
i really liked scary movie , but i didnt think scary movie 2 was any good :(
I do like 28 Days Later, The Big Lebowski, Payback.
28 Days Later and The Big Lebowski are so shit i have both on dvd and what a dissapointment and waste of money but my brother think they are great.
These are great films:
snatch
Shanghai noons (don't laugh)
The One
Dog Eat Dog
Can't think of any more at the moment. I'll be back!
Is this saying that you like Terminator or what?
I also forgot to say fight club is bollocks.
Zygalski
03-06-2003, 19:11
If those movies are so bad, why do you have them on DVD??
Anyway, I said I like them. I was saying they were the bestest ever.
Your choice of movies isn't exactly amazing but I don't think someone is going to come on here and tell you they are crap because that isn't the point of all this.
rebusrahman
03-06-2003, 19:58
Best
Citizen Kane
Worst
Watch C5 for details prob
Zygalski
03-06-2003, 20:51
But the Streetfighter movie was on C5!
rebusrahman
04-06-2003, 13:24
Ok then. Shannon Tweed films...
serpent boy
26-06-2003, 21:47
Best
Battle Royale
Can't give a worst as i only watch good films.
rebusrahman
27-06-2003, 18:19
That is very presumptuous, serpent boy! Ur telling me u have never watched a bad film!!!
BlueScouse
27-06-2003, 19:46
There isn't really a best film ever for me i like gangster flicks and comedies, films with Richard Pryor in are always good, like See No Evil Hear No Evil and Harlem Knights. Training Day is another really good film. American History X, there is afr too many to say which is the best.
The worst film ever would have to be Cube 2: Hypercube. I rented this out about a month ago on DVD and it was the biggest load of bollocks i've ever seen in my life. The first one was shite but alot better than this one.
rebusrahman
27-06-2003, 23:45
I thought Cube was okay actually. Considering the budget it was on it wasn't bad. And if you didn't like the first one why, oh why, did you rent the 2nd one? (By the way, have you seen "Almost an Angel" with Paul Hogan? Now that is bad!)
BlueScouse
27-06-2003, 23:49
I thought the traps and death scenes where pretty cool in the first Cube and thats why i rented out the 2nd one because i thought there would be more traps and death scenes but i was hugely disappointed as they a where all shite.
rebusrahman
27-06-2003, 23:53
Fairy muff. Is (Deep voiceover man) CUBE 2: HYPERCUBE really that bad? Have you seen F/X : Murder by Illusion 2 (The Guff Years)?
BlueScouse
28-06-2003, 20:16
Alot worse, the acting makes you cinge. There is this stupid old woman in it that keeps asking wehre her dog is and if she can go the shops when all kinds of weird traps are trying to kill her. Cube 2=Shite!
rebusrahman
29-06-2003, 21:33
Sounds like a classic of the genre!
best films ever are, in no particular order
1. the matrix
2. gladiator
3. lock stock
4. pulp fiction
5. the great escape
rebusrahman
09-07-2003, 08:50
Raymond? How old r u mate? Just saddens me to see that you only have 1 film pre 1990. Am i just being a sad git or is it really disheartening?
Flipper the Priest
10-07-2003, 11:49
There's a Mexican film doin' the rounds on Sky at the moment called "Amores Perros". I watched it the other night and was gripped. It's pretty damn spectacular. It doesn't boast any fancy SFX or fight scenes or whatever, just a bloody good, well-made film. Look out for it.
BlueScouse
10-07-2003, 11:51
Anyone seen Catch Me If You Can? Iy wasn't really a film i wanted to see but i rented it out the other day and its actually a very good film.
rebusrahman
10-07-2003, 15:38
I kinda watched it on the plane and fell asleep. But it seemed good considering I really hate Leo brat boy.
Originally posted by serpent boy
Best
Battle Royale
Can't give a worst as i only watch good films.
They're actually making a sequel to this film! I've seen a pick of a load of teenage chinkies kitted out in orange cargo outfit gear. Prepare for more grenades being thrown in severed heads...
Anyways my fave films:
Fight Club
Se7en
Matrix
Matrix: Reloaded
American Outlaws
Die Hard 2
Sixth Sense
Mission: Impossible
Pulp Fiction
Memento
As you can guess my fave actors are Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, Brad Pitt
BlueScouse
11-07-2003, 00:20
Has anyone seen Full Metal Jacket? Love that film.
rebusrahman
11-07-2003, 14:23
Originally posted by Mambo Jambo
They're actually making a sequel to this film! I've seen a pick of a load of teenage chinkies kitted out in orange cargo outfit gear. Prepare for more grenades being thrown in severed heads...
Anyways my fave films:
Fight Club
Se7en
Matrix
Matrix: Reloaded
American Outlaws
Die Hard 2
Sixth Sense
Mission: Impossible
Pulp Fiction
Memento
As you can guess my fave actors are Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, Brad Pitt
How can one of your fave actors be Morgan Freeman and yet you refer to the japanese actors in BR2 as "chinkies"?
Blue, FMJ is a darn fine film and was mostly filmed in London (if you didn't know?). Love you long time!
BlueScouse
11-07-2003, 18:55
I didn't know that.
You got girlfriend in Vietnam? Me sucky sucky.
rebusrahman
12-07-2003, 02:20
$10?
Zygalski
12-07-2003, 10:13
$5!
rebusrahman
12-07-2003, 10:41
I'm trying to make a living here and ur undercutting me!
Anyone seen Bruce Almighty or get ur Charlies out II yet? Might go and see one of them this wkend?
Originally posted by rebusrahman
How can one of your fave actors be Morgan Freeman and yet you refer to the japanese actors in BR2 as "chinkies"?
Blue, FMJ is a darn fine film and was mostly filmed in London (if you didn't know?). Love you long time!
Sorry, I don't follow. If you are implying that I am a racist I can sincerely assure you I am not
Bruce Almighty is an alright film, the person who plays God is excellent :)
hitmanuk2k
12-07-2003, 23:02
whats wrong with the term chinkies.... where i live its a common word and certainly not looked upon as being racist.
Originally posted by hitmanuk2k
whats wrong with the term chinkies.... where i live its a common word and certainly not looked upon as being racist.
Thank you, my thoughts exactly
rebusrahman
13-07-2003, 00:34
For me the connotation behind the word is derrogatory. I am not implying or inferring that you are racist but I hardly think that the word "chinkie" is a positive one?
And the person playing God IS Morgan Freeman!
Originally posted by rebusrahman
And the person playing God IS Morgan Freeman!
Hence my :) lol
rebusrahman
13-07-2003, 15:54
Aha! Anyway, what is your thought on what I said?
BlueScouse
13-07-2003, 16:33
Chinkies?? I just call them 'Tiddley Winks'!
Originally posted by rebusrahman
Aha! Anyway, what is your thought on what I said?
I understand what you are saying. IMO, 'Chinkies' is only negaitve when put into certain contexts e.g. "f*****g chinkies". To me, it is just a common slang word for people of that origin.
Bottom line is it was just another word in my sentence to me but you read further into it. It was not positive or negative. In writing it is easy to misinterprit someone's tone or intentions. Perhaps in future I shall be more careful about what I say.
Sometimes I feel that racial issues are sensitive subjects because people are sensitive towards them if you get what I mean.
rebusrahman
13-07-2003, 22:29
Mambo Jambo, love, u r right. But I am a very laid back person but I feel very strongly about this. The very fact that you did not load the term at all is in some ways worse than loading it.
The bottom line for me is that if you know Chinese people who would be happy if you used the word "chinkie" in their company then use it. Likewise I would not expect anyone to use the word "paki" unless they wanted me to tear them a new a***hole. ;-)
I have a friend who used to use "chinkie" in the same way u do. But I explained it the same way... would he say paki shop if my parents owned a corner store? No, he conceded so therefore it was derrogatory to say "chinkie" even if there was no intent behind it.
Originally posted by rebusrahman
Mambo Jambo, love, u r right. But I am a very laid back person but I feel very strongly about this. The very fact that you did not load the term at all is in some ways worse than loading it.
The bottom line for me is that if you know Chinese people who would be happy if you used the word "chinkie" in their company then use it. Likewise I would not expect anyone to use the word "paki" unless they wanted me to tear them a new a***hole. ;-)
I have a friend who used to use "chinkie" in the same way u do. But I explained it the same way... would he say paki shop if my parents owned a corner store? No, he conceded so therefore it was derrogatory to say "chinkie" even if there was no intent behind it.
I wholey agree with what you said. I think the term "Chinkie" is more stereotypical than offensive though (Paki is more offensive). I guess I'm a bit hypocritical seeing as I don't stand for "Paki" but use Chinkie myself.
*puts "Chinkie" in brain's recycle bin never to be used again*
rebusrahman
18-07-2003, 17:33
Thanks for seeing it my way. Now if I can turn everyone into a rebusrahman!!!
Seriously though, I think that paki has just been used more as a vindictive term than chinkie. The latter is seen as more a term of reference and the former as a term of abuse. Like u say it fella. Also it comes down to the fact that ostensibly Indian/Pakistani/Bangladeshi Asians have had more racial problems than Oriental Asians in Britain. Perhaps due to the greater influx of the first?
So I'm glad all u honkys see it right now!
Isn't it weird how topics, well, 'stray'? This one started about the best and worst movies and ended up about racial issues.
back to the subject at hand.
best movies - Pulp Fiction, The Green Mile
worst Movies - Blair witch 2, Dumber and Dumberer, Deep Impact
my fav films are T2 and American pie double.
rebusrahman
19-07-2003, 14:57
Can anyone name a fave film NOT from the last 20 yrs?
yeah - laurel and hardy - musicbox. they try to get a piano up to a stoop. laughs guys!! you should watch it
has anybody been watching laural and hardy over the past couple of weeks on bbc 2? you;ll be in stitches.
Is The Great Escape longer than 20 years old?
great escape? whos in that film?
rebusrahman
19-07-2003, 23:06
jag - The Great Escape is a classic war film from 1963. It stars Steve McQueen, James Garner, Richard Attenborough, Charles Bronson, Donald Pleasence and James Coburn to name but a few.
I know you won't like this but I can't stand Laurel and Hardy! But I love Harold Lloyd.
wixon - sorry I don't rate The Birds. It's not Hitch's best by any means. North by Northwest or Vertigo or Notorious.
Sorry for being a pain in the butt!
rebusrahman - we all have aquired tastes so chill out about L&H.
BlueScouse
20-07-2003, 17:47
A Clockwork Orange....nuff said!
i watched pulp fiction last ngt for like the 100th time. wot a gr8 film. uma is hot!
BlueScouse
20-07-2003, 18:01
good for you.
does anybody think terminator 3 is gonna be good. T2 was ultimately one of the best films ever and i was wondering on what you guys thought the 3rd edition would be like.
BlueScouse
20-07-2003, 21:19
Dunno have to wait and see, but i know that Arnie's enemy is a woman.
apparantly arnie gets his clothes off a male stripper and the female nicks her clothes from a woman in a lexus. have to wait and see!
the best movie of the year is jackass. there certainly hasn't been a funnier one.
BlueScouse
22-07-2003, 10:50
Ghost Ship is out to rent and buy on DVD now so if you haven't seen it go buy it or rent it. The start is amazing!
rebusrahman
23-07-2003, 12:48
Originally posted by jag87
rebusrahman - we all have aquired tastes so chill out about L&H.
I thought I was quite chilled? I said "I know you won't like this..."
I don't like anyone getting on their high horse and have been on the end of it from certain people. So chill cos I chill oh baby baby!
robertstrode
24-07-2003, 14:47
LOTR - The Fellowship Of The Ring
LOTR - The Two Towers
LOTR - Return Of The King (Prediction)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
Menace II Society
rebusrahman
28-07-2003, 11:37
Originally posted by bluescouse
Ghost Ship is out to rent and buy on DVD now so if you haven't seen it go buy it or rent it. The start is amazing!
Is the rest of the film pants?
BlueScouse
28-07-2003, 13:38
No its a very good film, i bought it yesterday on DVD, well worth watching.
I've just come on the site and i have to say one my all time great films is The Shawshank Redemption also the whole LOTR series is amazing i'd waited all my life for those films and when Peter Jackson did he didn't let me down
rebusrahman
29-07-2003, 10:56
Originally posted by bluescouse
No its a very good film, i bought it yesterday on DVD, well worth watching.
Hmmm!
PES_GOD, hello! nice to see u back. Have to say that Shawshank is a triumph!
dream team
29-07-2003, 12:52
Snatch and fight club the twists in both films are great.
Also Shawshank redemption
The Matrix
Forest gump
Zygalski
29-07-2003, 14:18
I'm sorry but my friends and I just couldn't watch 'Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas' even though we tried for 30 mins.
It's really weird and not enjoyable, to me.
Anyone else have any opinions?
rebusrahman
29-07-2003, 14:23
It is a pretty unfilmable film. Like "The Naked Lunch". But they made a good job of it... but I guess you really have to "do" something to enjoy it and/or be a big Hunter S. Thompson fan.
I thought F & L in Las Vegas was a pretty good film but it goes off the rails after about an hour but i've read the book and it's dead funny. i went to see Hulk last night thoght it was class but it's had mixed reviews
rebusrahman
29-07-2003, 15:40
PES_GOD! Have u read F & L on the Campaign Trail '72. Apparently very good!
Na did Hunter S. Thompson write that. i've only read in Las vegas which i borrowed off my brother i'd like to get a copy of that campain trail'72 though if it as good as Las Vegas
rebusrahman
01-08-2003, 16:28
Apparently, it's better but obviously more political.
Hello this PES_GOD but a under a new name cause when the site changed it wouldn't let me back in so i've had to re-register as P-GODII only thing i'm gutted about is that i was finally getting qutie a few posts in, ah well thats life. anyway has anybody seen a film called alive about a plane crash and the surviours had to live in the mountains for 10 weeks it a true story as well
rebusrahman
04-08-2003, 12:40
Hey! PES_GOD/P-GodII! Speak to Hit and maybe you can add ur posts together? I haven't seen Alive though.
Hi Reb, Alive is a good film quite old though but the dvd has got a documentary about the real incident. i'll have to send Hitman a mail about my other posts but i'm not to bothered
BlueScouse
04-08-2003, 13:49
P-God i was watching Alive last night, very good film.
Did you watch it on dvd or vid cause the docu on the dvd is really good it's got interviews with the people who were there quite grusome though
rebusrahman
04-08-2003, 22:40
The real life incident is of course incredible. Bunch of S. Americans right? Chileans or Argies I believe. The film is apparently good to great but I would like to see it. I did see a programme on it a few yrs ago and it was well interessant.
Fight Club is suberb. Seen it six times and enjoyed it just as much each time.
Picking a worst film is hard. A film called Hackers was on channel 4 a few weeks a go and that was quite poor.
Fight Club is suberb. Seen it six times and enjoyed it just as much each time.
Picking a worst film is hard. A film called Hackers was on channel 4 a few weeks a go and that was quite poor.
The Matrix:Reloaded was a dissapointment compared to the first one, but certainly not the worst film I've ever seen.
BlueScouse
06-08-2003, 22:06
Originally posted by P-GodII
Did you watch it on dvd or vid cause the docu on the dvd is really good it's got interviews with the people who were there quite grusome though
I watched it on a vid i taped ages ago, i'd love to watch the dvd version of it though, sounds v. interesting.
dream team
06-08-2003, 22:07
Ghandi appleton from wales
dream team
06-08-2003, 22:10
o`shea is running down the wing
Nice song andy were did u get that from
BlueScouse
06-08-2003, 22:14
All Man Utd songs are crap, Everton have got some great songs unlike you mancs and the red sh*te across stanley park!
Evertonians Version of You'll Never Walk Alone:
F*ck off, F*ck off
With soap up your arse
And you'll never walk again
You'll never walk again
F*ck off, F*ck off
dream team
07-08-2003, 12:52
Best film has to be Fight club, Snatch or forest gump
Seen Snatch 26 times and i would still watch it again
Fight club brill
Forest gump is just a classic
Both Fight club and Snatch have great twists.
rebusrahman
08-08-2003, 11:32
Originally posted by bluescouse
All Man Utd songs are crap, Everton have got some great songs unlike you mancs and the red sh*te across stanley park!
Evertonians Version of You'll Never Walk Alone:
F*ck off, F*ck off
With soap up your arse
And you'll never walk again
You'll never walk again
F*ck off, F*ck off
Those are beautiful lyrics, blue. Really heart-warming.
BlueScouse
08-08-2003, 19:12
They certainly are to me anyway!:)
rebusrahman
09-08-2003, 09:46
I kinda thought you'd like them! Did you guys make any signings in the end?
They should make a movie about Liverpool and Everton in the 70s-80s... I like horror!
BlueScouse
09-08-2003, 16:24
Not yet, hoping we'll get Sean Davis soon though, and maybe even Savage? I think a film about Celtic and Rangers would be a much better horror than an Everton - Liverpool one!
rebusrahman
09-08-2003, 21:34
I hate Robbie Savage. There's a man who lives up to his name. I think that Davis would be an excellent addition tho.
We had another bid rejected today from Fulham for Davis i think it was around £5m, but hopefully Fulham will get C Reyna. I watched Phone Booth last night quite good a bit short but i watched the extras and it only took 10 days to shoot the film
BlueScouse
13-08-2003, 17:22
Fulham are cheeky tw@ts! How much do they really think he's worth?!?! Our first offer was good enough!
When we put in the 3.5m bid they said at least double that i know where your comin from Blue but hopefully the Fulham Wan*ers will let him go for less if they get that Cluadio Reyna
rebusrahman
18-08-2003, 16:46
I'd say he's worth 5mil and no more. Ur right that Fulham r being greedy. Bad luck against the Arse, by the way.
-=[101st]=-
19-08-2003, 08:26
Best film : Austin Powers Goldmember ... i cant get enough of it ..
Worst Film: ... dont hate me .... but the Matrix Reloaded ... The whole matrix concept went some where and it is a cool concept but all reloaded was fight scenes .. and they looked cool but 30 minutes for one fight scene ... a bit over the top
I'd say he's worth 5mil and no more. Ur right that Fulham r being greedy. Bad luck against the Arse, by the way.
Nice one mate i don't know whats goin on with the transfer at the mo i'll have to check the Everton website, we where unlucky against the Gooners who do you support Reb
sheringham316
19-08-2003, 11:43
i dont have a peticlular bets film just alot of good 1's lol:
THESE R IN N E ORDER
:28days later
:Kiss of the dragon
:BOTH american pies
:romeio must die
:FIGHT CLUB
:dude wheres my car
: phone boeth
:RESIDENT EVIL
: pannic room
:Ghsot ship
:BRUIE ALMIGHTY
:and finally theres more but cant rember um right now!! :D
NOW FOR THE WORST:
in n e order
:MATRIX:RELOADED it was boring and fight seens were to long
:EXORSIST
:THE RING
:and finally again theres more but cant rember um !!! :D
p.s this is my 100th post YEA :D :D
rebusrahman
19-08-2003, 11:57
Is The Ring (US?) rubbish then?
28 days later is a class film one of the best films to carry the horror/suspense thriller genre of late, and it's doing quite well in the states
sheringham316
19-08-2003, 12:02
yea its a well good film its realy different and has a good story line
What the hell no one has said the godfather part II
The Godfather trilogy is one of the best films series i have ever seen and they deserve a mention definately. Godfather part 2 was the ultimate sequel.
Jag87 I knew you where a a wise man when i seen who you support. what do you think is the best bit in any of the three films. for me it would have to be the shoting of Don Corleone or The "I Know it was you" bit in part II the only film I have that even nearly cums close is Goodfellas what ever role De niero play he pulls it off a very rare talent.
BlueScouse
16-09-2003, 10:29
Does anyone know if that Underworld is any good? It looks shit hot, Vampires and Werewolves with a Matrix feel, thats what i thought of the trailer.
rebusrahman
16-09-2003, 12:52
It does look very groovy indeed. No doubt it'll be shit! I wanna see Belleville Rendezvous. Anyone interested in being pretentious as well?
patrick_bateman
05-10-2003, 22:18
hmmm star wars doesnt come up much....
my favs are goodfellas, pulp fiction and american psycho.
worst ever . streetfighter.
rebusrahman
08-10-2003, 14:01
best movie... when goddamn matrix2 finished
worst movie.... when matrix2 started and all the way thru
I did enjoy bad boys 2! Its matches the hype of the first movie and even betters it!
Best = Jaws
Worst = The Thin Red Line
rebusrahman
09-10-2003, 23:00
What's wrong with that BBC comedy?
What's wrong with that BBC comedy?
Hardy har har ;)
patrick_bateman
10-10-2003, 16:13
new best movie ever - KILL BILL
i swear if u are a tarantino fan you will be amazed. it truly is special.
Harry-Kewell
12-10-2003, 06:44
My favourite films:
Airplane
Aliens
Almost Famous
Army of Darkness
Beverly Hills Cop
Breakfast Club
Edward Scissorhands
Ed Wood
Evil Dead
Evil Dead 2
Fargo
Fellowship of the Ring
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Fight Club
Frailty
Friday
Gladiator
Goodfellas
Godfather 2
Jerry Maguire
Leon
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Matrix
Midnight Run
Predator
Pulp Fiction
Reservoir Dogs
Requiem for a Dream
Rocky
Rushmore
Scarface
Shawshank Redemption
Snatch
Stand By Me
Terminator
Terminator 2
Trainspotting
Usual Suspects
My worst films:
I've seen so many bad ones, where do I start?
joeharper
12-10-2003, 19:02
i wud say dumb and dumber is my best movie it is hilarious makes me laugh every time
my worst movie is The Others it is crap and i dont know why they made it
rebusrahman
21-10-2003, 13:59
joe! The others is not that bad. It would have been better as a short film or made in Europe so that it didn't have to be so Hollywood. But imo I think it's a good premise.
new best movie ever - KILL BILL
i swear if u are a tarantino fan you will be amazed. it truly is special.
Taking it a bit far dont you think?
patrick_bateman
23-10-2003, 08:33
as a major movie fa and a movie buff, lol,
just like pulpp fiction, have u ever seen anything like it pal.
a trulu original and imaginitive piece of movie history,.
its that good.
patrick_bateman
23-10-2003, 08:37
never a moviw like it..
if u know anything about motion pictures, this mob=vie proves a point the same way pulp fiction did.............
tarantino.........genius...... ...
(apart from 4 rooms)
Well if you "know anything" about movies, you'd also know that a movie thats not even been out a month, cant register as the best of all time...
L . F . C
30-10-2003, 03:18
Best Film's:
1. Rat Race
2. American Werewolf
3. Shallow Hal
4. Guest- House Paradiso - FUNNY AS FUCK
5. Xxx
6. American Pie 1, 2 & 3
7. Trainspotting
Worst Movies:
1. Matrix
2. Matrix:reloaded
3. Ghost Ship
Best:
Pulp Fiction
Seven
Donnie Brasco
Trainspotting
Airplane! (Funniest spoof film ever)
Godfather part II
Goodfellas
Silence of the Lambs
The Fan
Worst:
Shredders (saw it on Sky not long ago, it was truly shit)
Any Steven Seagal film, there all so fuckin repetetive, a one-dimensional actor if ever i saw one.
Worst:
Shredders (saw it on Sky not long ago, it was truly shit)
Any Steven Seagal film, there all so fuckin repetetive, a one-dimensional actor if ever i saw one.
I forgot to mention Cradle of Fear, a horror starring Dani Filth from the band Cradle of Filth, Theymust have spent about a tenner on the budget. It's one of the worst films i have seen & it features the worst car scene in history.
But on the plus side parts of the film were so bad they were funny, like the car chase & the tough detective calling the police stations new computer system "a load of old wank"!
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