View Full Version : The Official 'Another Wrestler Has Died' Thread
I thought we could collate these into one place and tick them off as they snuff it.
To get the ball rolling, Mike Shaw, better known as The Bastion Booger, Friar Ferguson and various other cancers has died of a colossal heart attack. He was 53, but fuck knows how. I for one am happy he's dead, I know most of you lot probably won't even remember him but if you did I'm sure you would be glad also. A most repulsive fat cunt of a tit-beast who is surely better off in the Devil's quarters.
Whilst we're here I thought we could also have a sweepstake on the next to join him in the grave. I'm going for a sneaky punt on Bushwhacker Luke.
I can just bank on you to give us the correct information on how these guys are doing. I have no idea where most of these guys are right now. I couldnt care less, but how they die, now theres money in that.
uA - 1905
We live in hope.
This thread is so over due.
I'm gonna go for One Man Gang/Akeem. Playing it safe on a notorious fat cunt.
EDIT Didn't see the poll. I'll go Tugboat. Duane Gill out of hope.
What about Rikishi, or is he dead already? I'd be more surprised if he's still alive.
I'm sure he is still around but yeah, he could be the next one.
I guarantee that Jake Roberts will make his 70th birthday at least.
I love how you put only one Bushwacker on the list :laugh:
I can't help but get the feeling that someone current will go soon. Something in the water about it. Maybe The Great Khali will slit his jugular whilst shaving because he's such a clumsy cunt?
Also, Hogan's gotta go. Massive heart attack whilst boning one of Brooke's 19 year old mates.
Great thread title!
Is is too late to add Giant Gonzalez/El Gigante to the list? Gigantic cancer apparently. I'm just amazed he was only in his mid-20s during his WCW run.
Just thought i'd vote for Bunkhouse Buck.
What is wrong with him? Anything horrific?
Never really saw him much in WCW. Just remember his debut at the '93 Rumble, wearing that wonderful ring attire.
Not, just an old cancer who needs death.
Jorge "Giant" Gonzalez, a former member of the Aregentina Olympic basketball team in the 1988 Olympics, known to wrestling fans from his runs in both WWE and WCW from 1990-93, passed away today in a San Martin, Arentina hospital today.
Gonzalez had a run in WCW as EL Gigante, along with a run in WWE as Giant Gonzalez (including an early loss on The Undertaker's WrestleMania undefeated streak run) ,and stood a legitimate 7'6'' and weighing around the 400 pound mark.
Gonzalez was 44 years of age.
Tbh, I think 44's a decent knock for a guy of his size.
Barn, your prediction of the whole Armstrong dying in a plane crash is done.
Brad Armstrong has died, 51. Sad news, good talent.
Close enough. Talented wrestler; probably the most talented in-ring worker of the entire cunt family. Will always be remembered for having one of the greatest themes of all-time:
This cannot be taken away from him.
Percy Pringle himself has snuffed it.
Paul Bearer's dead? No way man!
"I think we're gonna need a bigger urn..."
- TMZ reports that Paul Bearer died from a heart attack, one that could have easily been prevented. Bearer’s son Michael Moody told TMZ that Bearer’s death certificate lists the cause of the heart attack as supraventricular tachycardia or SVT, which is a dangerously high heart rate. SVT is a common heart condition and if treated, usually isn’t deadly. Doctors believe that Bearer had been struggling with SVT in the last few weeks of his life.
Hands up anyone who suspected former WCW 'star' Al Green?
I thought as much.
The Master Blasters were nearly as bad as the Ding Dongs.
The original Doink, Matt Borne, has died. Who can forget evil Doink's greatest moment?
However, Borne was earlier known for his wretched Big Josh gimmick in WCW, which disgustingly involved bringing muzzled bears to the ring on at least one occasion. I know it wasn't his idea, but I have to blame him for it. He won't be missed.
Evil Doink was good, Borne could wrestle too.
Honestly didn't know he was Big Josh. I remember watching that entrance with the bears and thinking 'fucking why?'.
That's what he gets for scaring me when I was young.
Evil Doink was good, Borne could wrestle too.
Honestly didn't know he was Big Josh..
I'll be honest - neither did I until yesterday.
And yes we all loved evil Doink, if not for his theme alone.
No we didn't all love Evil Doink, or Doink or clowns in general.
The news of Doink reminded me of my Steve Lombardi obituary, where he was found with a dead Dink attached to his dick.
Those were some of your best work on this forum, Barn.
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