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http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html
My record is 15 metres, until I spazzed into an epic backflip that resulting in disaster. I can do this shit all day, it's hilarious.
EDIT: Minus 3, what a legend.
I will retire on 21.7 metres. Bloody amusing though.
Mjällharth
14-12-2010, 17:42
I'd be top notch if this were about attempting bicycle kicks.
EDIT: Did 40m, that's quite something :D
Ali_BWFC
14-12-2010, 17:55
I played this game a while ago, at least a similar version. I can't get into a good rhythm, scarsely get over 5m :blush: It's funny though.
You guys should try Ragdoll Matrix. It's quite old, but it's fun for all then same reasons as the above. Basically you have to dodge bullets with your ragdoll. Also, you can do 2 player, with one controlling the doll, the other controlling where the bullets go on the mouse. You get some satisfying moments when you manage to squirm past about 5 bullets , and hilarious moments when you mess up and get a bullet to the head.
It's a downloadable game by the way.
Fuck me, I'm still playing and I'm still laughing. A -2 moonwalk evolving into something Van Basten would be proud of.
Dragonfly
15-12-2010, 19:18
-0.6 :faceplm:
BarnDoor
15-12-2010, 23:08
26 metres, bouncing on the left knee with the right leg straight in front of me. Funny shit.
Jonno394
16-12-2010, 16:16
WOw this game is wad. Got to 20m but then started going backwards and lost it lol/
Makavelian
16-12-2010, 16:37
wow i'm terrible at this , 1.8 metres is my record and that was an epic faceplant:laugh:
how do you get him moving and whats the combination of buttons you use?:erm:
Jonno394
16-12-2010, 16:42
I think it goes something like this.
wpqowoqpwoqwoqwoqwqqqqowpqowpq owpqopqopqopqopqopopqo
In al honesty my guy was more or less doing a splits for 18m, slowly trudging along with me alternating between pressing q+p and w+o.
Makavelian
16-12-2010, 16:52
I think it goes something like this.
wpqowoqpwoqwoqwoqwqqqqowpqowpq owpqopqopqopqopqopopqo
In al honesty my guy was more or less doing a splits for 18m, slowly trudging along with me alternating between pressing q+p and w+o.
Well i've just got 8.1 metres ,but by using just q+w kind of like a knee shuffle down the track;)
:laugh: Been playing this game for over a week now, and i'm still hopeless.
Sort of like Jin on COD.
haha I did 3 metres just by bouncing him down the track on his left knee. His right leg was doing some bizarre swan lake movement!
Record so far is 1.8m :laugh:
Epic faceplant. Improving though, got -1.9m on my first go.
Fuck me, this is difficult. My record so far is 2.6m. Forget reaching 20+ :lol:
EDIT: Record is 13.4m. All I was doing was 'scooting' along the track in the splits position. To be honest, I could have probably continued forever but I'm heading to the gym in 4 minutes to become Iron Mike Tyson pre-1990 so I need to rush to get ready!
I tried. I failed miserably. I returned to coffee to pass the time.
Damn, had a good routine going up until 14.8 metres and got a bit over zealous and flipped him backwards!
Ali_BWFC
16-12-2010, 23:57
Check out this vid (not me by the way). Actually looks like he is running at some points.
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Cannon ball
17-12-2010, 16:54
I managed to reach 3 metres. It was like Peter Crouch attempting to run while pissed.
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