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A music thread dedicated to those times when you are listening to a few songs and just pause for a bit to reel in the ridiculousness of what you heard.
I was to Lil Wayne's 'La La'
"I'm richer than Nicole and I'm a Lion like her Daddy"
Lion - Lionel. I don't know.
It is a shit line for sure.
"You got spark you got spunk, you got something all the girls want"
had to replay it a few times to realize that Nicki Minaj was indeed saying spunk.
There's a good few utterly shit rap lines you could pick out, especially from Lil Wayne songs.
A Milli - "tougher than Nigerian hair" hmmm what?
uA - 1905
"Call me Mr Flinstone
I can make your bed rock"
Jesus wept, I said.
"I leave her pussy Micro-soft like Windows Vista"
not totally relevant to the thread...but the fact Eminem managed to get 'antidisestablishmentarianism' into a song is mindblowing
"I met this girl on Valentines day f-cked her in May
she found out about April so she chose to March"
"Don't they know my nigga Gutter fuckin' kidnap kids?
Fuck 'em in the ass, throw 'em over the bridge."
Wanna take me on a date (move)
You've got what it takes (move)
You better have some cake.
What the guff?
I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins
Although I could pick out many of Tyler, The Creators lyrics and post them here
"When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick
You look so good huh, I suck on your daddy's dick"
As legendary as Ether is...
"First, Biggie's ya man, then you got the nerve to say that you better than Big
Dick sucking lips, why not you let the late, great veteran live"
Gudda Gudda on Bedrock:
"She don't even wonder, 'cause she knows she bad
And I got her, nigga; Grocery bag"
You could easily have a thread on Lil Wayne on it's own, but I might aswell drop one gem from him:
"Zoom zoom bitch
Ride a nigga’s broom witch"
Also, can't remember who it was but someone on my iTunes says "I'm in that ass like a cavity search" in an aggressive verse which definitely needed a 'no homo' pause.
There are some good ones here (http://www.cracked.com/article_17391_14-more-most-unintentionally-gay-rap-lyrics-ever.html). For example:
#5. Richie Rich - "Smoke Weed All Day"
"I know it hurts, to find out me and your man be sharin' skirts"
What He's Probably Saying:
"Hey, me and your boyfriend have been nailing the same chicks lately. And none of them are you."
What We Like To Think He's Saying:
"This skirt I'm wearing? I borrowed it from your boyfriend. Wait, why are you crying?"
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