The "Which Footballer am I?" Thread

[Michu]

Doesn't seem to be anything similar and I always enjoy these type of quizzes.

Rules are simple. I'll start by giving you 3 clues as to what Footballer I am describing. The person who guesses correctly does likewise and so on.

So, here's mine.

1. I was born in Surinam
2. I played for Ajax and Inter Milan during my career
3. My last career honour was in 2002.

Who am I?

[Joel]

Davids?

[Michu]

Nope! Guess again.

[Phatmann]

Seedorf?

[Michu]

Nope. Guess again.

[smudger2008]

Frank Rijkaard

[Michu]

Nope. You guys need another clue?

[Phatmann]

Aron Winter?

[Michu]

Aron Winter?

Correct

Aron Mohamed Winter (born 1 March 1967 in Paramaribo, Suriname) is a retired Dutch football midfielder and current head coach of Toronto FC. He has played for Ajax and Sparta Rotterdam in the Netherlands, for Italian sides Lazio and Internazionale, and for the Dutch national team. He was born to a Muslim father and a Jewish mother.

Your turn now Phatmann.

[Appswah]

doh, I would never of got that. I was thinking Kanu but he won the FA cup in 08.

[Phatmann]

1. I was a striker
2. I retired at the end of last season.
3. I played for Birmingham City the most during my career.

[Michu]

Paul Peschisolido?

[Phatmann]

Nope. Guess Again!

[Michu]

Damn. This could be a toughie.

[Michu]

Going to need another clue methinks to crack this one.

[Bammers05]

Geoff Horsfield?

[Phatmann]

That's a bingo!

[Bammers05]

:smug:

My turn:

1. I was born in Sao Paulo
2. I was a pretty skilful winger, albeit somewhat lacking in end-product, at times
3. My namesake's a very very awesome player

[Michu]

Denilson? Clue 3 is tongue and cheek right? :laugh:

[Bammers05]

How did you guess? :0

Your turn.

EDIT: And Clue 3 is deadly serious.

[Michu]

1. I was born in Brazil.
2. The name that adorns my shirt is of a fictitious character.
3. I once played in Japan.

[Bammers05]

Hulk?

[Michu]

Yup! Was a bit easy.

[smudger2008]

1. I was born in Brazil.
2. The name that adorns my shirt is of a fictitious character.
3. I once played in Japan.

Givanildo Vieira de Souza
HULk

twat too slow

[Joel]

That's a bingo!

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n75/feefeemac/gifs%20i%20likey/Golden-Globes-Win-Landa-Bingo-2010.gif

[Michu]

Your turn Bammers

[Bammers05]

1. I was born in Lens
2. I currently play for Cartagena in the Spanish second division
3. I have a big bald head

[Jonno394]

Pascal Cygan!?

My turn, give me a minute....

edit:

1) I represented Jamaica
2) I started my career and ended it at notts county.
3) I played the lion share of my career at Birmingham

[smudger2008]

1. I was born in Lens
2. I currently play for Cartagena in the Spanish second division
3. I have a big bald head

Pascal Cygan

Oh my god so slow

[Mjällharth]

Pascal Cygan by any chance? :D

[Bammers05]

Correct, all three of you.

[Jonno394]

:faceplm: in my haste one of my clues was wrong, edited it out.

[smudger2008]

Micheal Johnson

[BarnDoor]

According to Wiki he wasn't born in Jamaica?

[Jonno394]

Yes it is Michael Johnson, and I thought I edited it out.

[BarnDoor]

You forgot the fourth clue: I'm a talentless bastard.

[Jonno394]

And i scored the winning goal in the dying minutes against newcastle that pissed barn off no end.

[smudger2008]

1. Real first name is Marcel
2. Won european and world player of the year more than once
3. won european and national league titles with two teams
4. Never won the world cup

[BarnDoor]

Van Basten?

Who am I?

1) I was born in 1847
2) I've played for every club in the fucking world
3) I co-present regularly on a shit programme which no one ever watches

[Phatmann]

Steve Claridge?

[smudger2008]

Van Basten was right

[BarnDoor]

Steve Claridge?

Well done.

[Phatmann]

1. I was a left back
2. I played mostly for QPR
3. I started off at Manchester City

[Michu]

Easy! Clive Wilson! Legend.

[Phatmann]

Correct.

[Michu]

1. I was bought in a bizarre case of mistaken identity.
2. I played one game in the Premier League.
3. I have scored 34 International goals.

[Joel]

Ali Dia.

[Michu]

Nope. I may need to chuck another clue in as this is a toughie.

[BarnDoor]

1/ I was a shit midfielder

2/ I was black

3/ I wasn't a fan of Cancer

4/ I'm dead

Who am I?

[Rainey]

Foe?

[Phatmann]

I was going to say David Rocastle.

[Bish]

You fucking bastard Barn.

[BarnDoor]

Oh indeed.

[Michu]

It was Milton Nunez by the way. Played for Sunderland in one match before heading back home to Honduras.

[Keyser Soze]

Who am I?


I retired in 2004, at a Premiership club
I've been to the World Cup, won the Champion's League and La Liga twice, amongst many other achievements
I'm a defender

[Phatmann]

Hierro?

[Ali_BWFC]

Doesn't seem to be anything similar and I always enjoy these type of quizzes.

Rules are simple. I'll start by giving you 3 clues as to what Footballer I am describing. The person who guesses correctly does likewise and so on.

So, here's mine.

1. I was born in Surinam
2. I played for Ajax and Inter Milan during my career
3. My last career honour was in 2002.

Who am I?

Up to point 3, it could have been Seedorf.

EDIT - Hierro retired in 2005, Phats.

[Phatmann]

Was thinking McManaman but I think he retired in 2005 too.

[Ali_BWFC]

Was thinking McManaman but I think he retired in 2005 too.

Unless he is counting it as 2004/2005, then you could be right with Hierro.

[Michu]

Albert Ferrer?

[Keyser Soze]

None of those. Shall I add another clue?

[Bish]

Was gonna say the legend that is Winstone Bogarde.

[Keyser Soze]

Ugh, sorry for the confusion if there was any - worded badly. I've only won the CL once, but La Liga twice.

Edit: It's the legend that is Bogarde! Your go, Bish.

[Bish]

* I'm a retired African
* Midfielder
* Won 2 league titles in separate leagues in Europe
* Went to 2 World Cups, scoring the winning goal in a match

[Michu]

Oman-Biyik?

[Bammers05]

Jay Jay Okocha?

[Bish]

No.

I might give the nationality in a bit if no one guesses.

No to Bammers too.

[Keyser Soze]

Sunday Oliseh? Pro Evo ledge.

[Bish]

Sunday Oliseh? Pro Evo ledge.

He shoots he scores!!!

[Keyser Soze]

Who am I?

- Currently playing for my 10th professional football team
- Earned over 50 caps for my Country, playing in World Cup 98 and the Euros
- Born in Europe
- Striker
- Played for two English clubs previously

[smudger2008]

Who am I?

- Currently playing for my 10th professional football team
- Earned over 50 caps for my Country, playing in World Cup 98 and the Euros
- Born in Europe
- Striker
- Played for two English clubs previously

Anelka? but he's played for more than 2 english

[Keyser Soze]

Not Anelka, pal.

[HH]

Tore Andre Flo?

[Keyser Soze]

Not Flo.

New clue:

- Currently playing for my 10th professional football team
- Earned over 50 caps for my Country, playing in World Cup 98 and the Euros
- Born in Europe
- Striker
- Played for two English clubs previously
- I've played domestic football in several countries, including Switzerland, Belgium, Germany & Qatar

[Phatmann]

Emile Mpenza?

[Michu]

Emile Mpenza?

Can't be the Mpenza's, they were born in Africa.

[Phatmann]

Can't be the Mpenza's, they were born in Africa.
Is Belgium in Africa now?

[HH]

Is Belgium in Africa now?

:laugh:

[Michu]

:laugh: Yeah, you not heard of Brussels in DR Congo?

[Keyser Soze]

Emile Mpenza?
Bingo!

[Phatmann]

1. I played mostly for Luton Town
2. I retired at Wolves
3. I played a predator in a movie

[Berry]

- I went to the 2002 FIFA World Cup and UEFA Euro 2004.
- Not had great luck with injuries.
- 33 years old.

Who am I?

[Bammers05]

- I went to the 2002 FIFA World Cup and UEFA Euro 2004.
- Not had great luck with injuries.
- 33 years old.

Who am I?

Michael Owen?

[Berry]

Michael Owen?

Nope.

[Ali_BWFC]

Olisadebe?

[Berry]

Olisadebe?

Nooope.

[Phatmann]

Kieron Dyer?

[Berry]

Kieron Dyer?

:thumbsup: Well played Phats, your turn now :D

[Phatmann]

1. I played mostly for Luton Town
2. I retired at Wolves
3. I played a predator in a movie

:folarm:

[Michu]

1. I played mostly for Luton Town
2. I retired at Wolves
3. I played a predator in a movie

:folarm:

No one knows. Still.

Who is it?

[Dragonfly]

Kevin Peter Hall?

[Phatmann]

Didn't realise there were replies to this. The answer was Ian Feuer.

[Sweey]

-I think I'm amazing
-I'm a greedy shit
-Pele loves me
EDIT: -I just scored for Brazil

[Makavelian]

Neymar

[abu97]

I'm Big
I'm Black
I'm underrated
I'm a target man
I got a 9in dick
I've scored over 100 goals in the Premier League
I've scored over 5 goals in England
I'm a free agent pthat just refused a contract from AC Milan as I need to go to a club guaranteed to be in the Champions League

[Berry]

I'm Big
I'm Black
I'm underrated
I'm a target man
I got a 9in dick
I've scored over 100 goals in the Premier League
I've scored over 5 goals in England
I'm a free agent pthat just refused a contract from AC Milan as I need to go to a club guaranteed to be in the Champions League

Is it that awful footballer in your avatar, by any chance? :mellow:

Heskey

[[PST]SuSpEcT]

I'm Big
I'm Black
I'm underrated
I'm a target man
I got a 9in dick
I've scored over 100 goals in the Premier League
I've scored over 5 goals in England
I'm a free agent pthat just refused a contract from AC Milan as I need to go to a club guaranteed to be in the Champions League

Heskey :troll:

[Thori]

-I think I'm amazing
-I'm a greedy shit
-Pele loves me
EDIT: -I just scored for Brazil

neymar...

[Joel]

WALK_ON_GR33N thinks I'm better than Messi
I am unhappy, because I don't get paid the world, though I get paid about nine tenths of it
I am always crying and throwing hissy fits
I turn WALK_ON_GR33N on
I hate :messi: cause he's better
I was upset Iniesta got the UEFA player of the year
Did I mention I cry a lot?
Who am I?

:crynaldo:

[Makavelian]

Ronnie.

-I was close to joining Man Utd.
-I had trouble with my National team what got me dropped and famously got put in my place off my club manager after I acted like a bitch when getting subbed.

[Joel]

More clues plz

[Makavelian]

My club team wears all blue as their home kit.
My club team mate has got a Puyol like haircut and is a highly sorted after young forward.
A cokehead had a quite successful time at the club during 2006–2011.
I'm Serbian.

[Thori]

My club team wears all blue as their home kit.
My club team mate has got a Puyol like haircut and is a highly sorted after young forward.
A cokehead had a quite successful time at the club during 2006–2011.
I'm Serbian.

Stevan Jovetić

[Makavelian]

:no:
My manager punched me in my face not to long ago after being a cunt when getting subbed.

[Berry]

Adem Ljajic? :smug:

[Makavelian]

Yep

[Bammers05]

Fiorentina don't play in all-blue - they playin all-purple :folarm:

[Makavelian]

My bad

[Berry]

- My career started at Bristol Rovers in 2004.
- I moved clubs this summer.
- I played at London 2012 this summer for Great Britain.

[nikos24]

Joe Allen?

[Berry]

Joe Allen?

Nope.

[TH]

Scott Sinclair?

[Macheda]

Scott Sinclair?

Was gonna say that myself.

[Macheda]

Not sure if I'm allowed a go,
-I'm a former Paraguay international.
-I'm still playing, and have continued my goal scoring ability even in my later years.
-I'm famous for an off-field incident opposed to footballing ability.

[Joel]

Salvador Cabanas?

[Macheda]

Salvador Cabanas?

Simple. There's a reason your an admin.

[Sweey]

Simple. There's a reason your an admin.

He slept with Matt Holme?

[Makavelian]

I play for a North London team. I'm Fucking shit.

[Joel]

Simple. There's a reason your an admin.

Yep. I slept my way to the top |D

He slept with Matt Holme?

I see we're thinking alike. I don't know if that's bad for me, or bad for you :hmm:

[BarnDoor]

Who am I?

- I have no talent.
- I've plyed his trade for a number of shit Championship and lower Premier League sides
- I've washed up at Birmingham City

[Phatmann]

I play for a North London team. I'm Fucking shit.
Christ that could be anyone Mak. Any more clues?

Barn, Hayden Mullins?

[Dragonfly]

Christ that could be anyone Mak. Any more clues?

It's Mak's question, so it's definitely an Arsenal player.

[Joel]

I'm going for Carl Jenkinson and Marlon King.

[Makavelian]

:D I knew Joel would get it.

[Joel]

:D I knew Joel would get it.

Hurts my heart that not only is he a professional footballer, not only is he playing Premier League football, not only is he playing for a top club, but he is also playing Champions League football.

If he ever makes it to full international football, I may be done.

[Macheda]

Who am I?

- I have no talent.
- I've plyed his trade for a number of shit Championship and lower Premier League sides
- I've washed up at Birmingham City

Could literally be any of their squad bar Redmond. Maybe the rapist Marlon King?

[uA - 1905]

Who am I?

- I have no talent.
- I've plyed his trade for a number of shit Championship and lower Premier League sides
- I've washed up at Birmingham City

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01623/stephen_carr_1623663c.jpg

[Cannon ball]

Its got to be Hayden Mullins.

[BarnDoor]

Correct CB.

[Phatmann]

Christ that could be anyone Mak. Any more clues?

Barn, Hayden Mullins?

Correct CB.
More like "Correct Phatmann" you knobhead.

[BarnDoor]

I missed yours. My apologies.

[Dragonfly]

Hurts my heart that not only is he a professional footballer, not only is he playing Premier League football, not only is he playing for a top club, but he is also playing Champions League football.

If he ever makes it to full international football, I may be done.

If EA Sports has anything to do with it, he'll play for Finland.