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Michu
09-04-2011, 20:02
Players

1. Joel (DEPARTED)
2. Hunter+ (DECEASED)
3. Phatmann
4. Fick
5. Smudge
6. Bammers
7. Ali
8. Bishop
9. Appswah* (DECEASED)
10. Laughin Man (DEPARTED)
11. Billy Minof
12. Chelsea11 (DEPARTED)
13. Papa
14. Dale
15. Matt
16. TH14
17. Dragonfly* (DECEASED)
18. Dundon's

+ Jesse James
* Dalton

Ali_BWFC
09-04-2011, 20:48
Awwwwwwwww. You couldn't delay it for your pal Ali? Until Tuesday?

If not, can I ask that nobody lynches me until I'm back? :(

Joel
09-04-2011, 20:50
So it does start tomorrow!

You know you love me, Sminky :joel:

Papa
09-04-2011, 20:59
Vote Ali.

:laugh:

fick
09-04-2011, 23:00
Vote Ali.

:laugh:

Damn papa, don't hold back buddy!

Michu
09-04-2011, 23:04
So it does start tomorrow!

You know you love me, Sminky :joel:

:lol: Damn 'subliminal' messages Joel

Bammers05
09-04-2011, 23:11
Are you mafia in this one as well, Papa?

:troll:

Ali_BWFC
09-04-2011, 23:13
Vote Ali.

:laugh:

:crymore:

TH
09-04-2011, 23:30
This forum ain't big enough for the two of us.

Joel
10-04-2011, 00:16
VOTE HUNTER

He has changed his avatar again.

Michu
10-04-2011, 00:38
All your allegiances and roles have been drawn up ...

Hunter
10-04-2011, 00:41
VOTE HUNTER

He has changed his avatar again.

The beautiful Claudia Cardinale. Just matches my bad self. :cool:

PS: When will we get our roles?

Michu
10-04-2011, 00:44
The beautiful Claudia Cardinale. Just matches my bad self. :cool:

PS: When will we get our roles?

Later today buddy. Game doesn't start until 10pm.

TH
10-04-2011, 01:09
Guns at dawn....or night time.

Joel
10-04-2011, 01:14
You participating in the game, TH14?

fick
10-04-2011, 01:17
Looking for another lynching target Joel?

Joel
10-04-2011, 01:18
There is that, but also he didn't sign up in the thread, so if he wants to be a part of this, Sminky wouldn't have a role for him.

Michu
10-04-2011, 03:04
If TH14 wants to play I could probably find a role for him ;)

Papa
10-04-2011, 10:23
Are you mafia in this one as well, Papa?

:troll:

Hmm, tricky one...

Michu
10-04-2011, 11:22
You'll be getting your roles today, 9pm at the latest. If TH14 wants to play he has to confirm soon so I can I do some quick tinkering.

Billy Minof
10-04-2011, 12:40
Looking forward to this. Pistols at Dawn. :)

Hunter
10-04-2011, 12:40
A last minute role for TH14 eh?

I say we lynch him.

Michu
10-04-2011, 12:46
:D The spirit of the Old West is alive and well in this thread

Bammers05
10-04-2011, 12:47
Vote Hunter

Seems a bit too eager for a lynch for liking :hmm:

Hunter
10-04-2011, 13:06
Vote Bammers

Clearly isn't in favour of the town, with a lack of commitment to the Western theme we're all trying to accomplish. :hmm:

Bammers05
10-04-2011, 13:09
Vote Hunter Again

He seems to have forgotteb that I posted up that epic Red Dead Redemption video. Is that not Western enough for ya, Hunter?

TH
10-04-2011, 13:35
I wouldn't mind playing, I never saw the sign up thread.

Michu
10-04-2011, 13:39
Thats cool with me, that makes 16 players and means I can do what I intended to with the game now (Rubs hands gleefully)

Joel
10-04-2011, 13:43
Pretty sure TH14 makes 17, unless someone pulled out.

Michu
10-04-2011, 13:50
1. Joel
2. Hunter
3. Phatmann
4. Fick
5. Smudge
6. Bammers
7. Ali
8. Bishop
9. Appswah
10. Laughin Man
11. Billy Minof
12. Chelsea11
13. Papa
14. Dale
15. Matt
16. TH14

Joel
10-04-2011, 14:04
Ok stop the lights, Dundon's is in. :smug:

Keep up, grandpa :p

Michu
10-04-2011, 14:45
Like I said ... 17 .... :D

Michu
10-04-2011, 14:58
During the duration of the game can members please switch their avatars to American Old West themes ... It will please me :)

Michu
10-04-2011, 17:06
Right, just fine tuning the balance of the game and make sure I have covered every angle. You'll get your roles PM'd to you around 9pm onwards.

Dragonfly
10-04-2011, 17:17
Is it too late for me to join?

Appswah
10-04-2011, 17:19
It's never to late.

Michu
10-04-2011, 18:19
Dragonfly has joined ... right, re-writing to be done!

Dragonfly
10-04-2011, 18:21
Cheers; and sorry if it's an inconvenience.

Michu
10-04-2011, 18:22
Its fine chap, its nay bother :)

Dragonfly
10-04-2011, 18:27
I'm thinking of having this as my western themed avatar. What do you think?

http://lovesickbilly.files.wordpress. com/2008/03/cowboy.jpg

Michu
10-04-2011, 18:38
:laugh:

Billy Minof
10-04-2011, 19:28
I have a few Deputy badges if anyone is interested.

Michu
10-04-2011, 20:46
Christ, that was ALOT of PMing! You should all have your roles. Please PM ASAP if you have not received your role.

Dale C.
10-04-2011, 21:11
YYYEEEEEEHAAAWWWWWWW!

Check how fast i'm ridin' this here wagon, you yellow bellied bottom feeders!

Billy Minof
10-04-2011, 21:14
YYYEEEEEEHAAAWWWWWWW!

Check how fast i'm ridin' this here wagon, you yellow bellied bottom feeders!

YYYEEEEEEHAAAWWWWWWW! is right......fastest wagon in the west, you look like your enjoying it also. :)

fick
10-04-2011, 21:20
I have a few Deputy badges if anyone is interested.

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges :smug:

Billy Minof
10-04-2011, 21:28
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges :smug:

Candygram for Mongo.

http://bp2.blogger.com/_wxg5iLJIs7k/R-sGlya-kfI/AAAAAAAAAZE/JkFRdPiC0Xc/s320/Candygram+for+Mongo.jpg

fick
10-04-2011, 21:30
Candygram for Mongo.

http://bp2.blogger.com/_wxg5iLJIs7k/R-sGlya-kfI/AAAAAAAAAZE/JkFRdPiC0Xc/s320/Candygram+for+Mongo.jpg

Elementary, cactus head. ;)

Billy Minof
10-04-2011, 21:32
Elementary, cactus head. ;)

Great minds.....you must be Texan. :erm:

fick
10-04-2011, 21:36
Great minds.....you must be Texan. :erm:

You don't think my new avatar was just an act of random google scouring now do ya?

Join in now brethren:

Now is a time of great decision,
Are we to stay or up and quit?
There's no avoiding this conclusion,
Our town is turning into shit.

Bring on the game :cool:

Billy Minof
10-04-2011, 21:40
You don't think my new avatar was just an act of random google scouring now do ya?

Join in now brethren:

Now is a time of great decision,
Are we to stay or up and quit?
There's no avoiding this conclusion,
Our town is turning into shit.

Bring on the game :cool:

I didnt think so, so want to watch Blazing Saddles after googling a few images. Awesome movie but after finding my picture of Clint I have to watch The Good the Bad and the Ugly first. ;)

EDIT: We are to stand and fight.

fick
10-04-2011, 21:43
Awesome movie but after finding my picture of Clint I have to watch The Good the Bad and the Ugly first. ;)

Might watch the Good the Bad and the Weird myself. Feeling in a good mood & my choice is much more humorous.

Edit: Can't remember any dialogue from it though... :mellow:

Billy Minof
10-04-2011, 21:47
Might watch the Good the Bad and the Weird myself. Feeling in a good mood & my choice is much more humorous.

Edit: Can't remember any dialogue from it though... :mellow:

lol.

Well I have work at Dawn(yes really 6am) im not just getting into the spirit of things:( so I might watch something I saw a million times that I can fall asleep to.

:hmm:

Where is John Wayne when you need him BTW?

fick
10-04-2011, 21:51
Well I have work at Dawn(yes really 6am) im not just getting into the spirit of things:( so I might watch something I saw a million times that I can fall asleep to.

You have my sympathies. I used to be in the same boat until a week or so ago when I told the ranch owner that his company was shit & left by 'join agreement'.

Man of leisure for a while. Might even sign on & see what all the fuss is about...

Papa
10-04-2011, 21:53
Where is John Wayne when you need him BTW?

Six feet under California.

Michu
10-04-2011, 21:56
Right everyone NOW has their roles? Good ... lets kick this off ...

Michu
10-04-2011, 21:56
Synopsis

Location: West Texas

Period: 1870s

In a small settlement that recently discovered a rich seam of gold, the Texan community of gold miners and cowboys became a target for banditry from the notorious Dalton Gang, led by Grat Dalton. Regularly stealing horses and robbing trains the Dalton’s became an unwanted element around town.

The town with no Sheriff or apparent legal system enlisted the services of Allan Pinkerton and his Pinkerton Detective Agency to keep law and order. Paid for in gold, the Pinkertons keep the streets clear of the Daltons ... and any other bandit stepping into town.

Michu
10-04-2011, 21:57
Day 1

Appswah
10-04-2011, 21:58
Yeeehhhaaw.

fick
10-04-2011, 21:59
Dalton Gang :hmm:

Sounds suspiciously like: "Bammers and Ali are fucking Bandits" to me... :shifty:

Not bitter... honest.!

Billy Minof
10-04-2011, 21:59
You have my sympathies. I used to be in the same boat until a week or so ago when I told the ranch owner that his company was shit & left by 'join agreement'.

Man of leisure for a while. Might even sign on & see what all the fuss is about...

Aye, I was signing on myself for a while, all the mines were shut down and with the drought and all work was hard to come by, caught a break around xmas when a big Buffalo Rancher was short handed because of the plague and I stepped in and we didnt lose a single Buffalo. He kept me on for now. :laugh:

Six feet under California.

I can see him doing a Terminator on it and Coming Back, you cant have the Wild West without him. :huh:

fick
10-04-2011, 22:02
I can see him doing a Terminator on it and Coming Back, you cant have the Wild West without him. :huh:

Please tell we can have it without Will Smith though..?

Billy Minof
10-04-2011, 22:05
Synopsis

Location: West Texas

Period: 1870s

In a small settlement that recently discovered a rich seam of gold, the Texan community of gold miners and cowboys became a target for banditry from the notorious Dalton Gang, led by Grat Dalton. Regularly stealing horses and robbing trains the Dalton’s became an unwanted element around town.

The town with no Sheriff or apparent legal system enlisted the services of Allan Pinkerton and his Pinkerton Detective Agency to keep law and order. Paid for in gold, the Pinkertons keep the streets clear of the Daltons ... and any other bandit stepping into town.

Sorry lads, I went out last night and slaughtered the Waltons, Im half deaf in my shooting ear.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/221d_1.jpg

Please tell we can have it without Will Smith though..?

Just the song. ;)

u6mYGcNgKn8

Joel
10-04-2011, 22:12
One week ago I was at WrestleMania 27 and now I'm in 1870. What in the hell is goin' on here?

fick
10-04-2011, 22:17
One week ago I was at WrestleMania 27 and now I'm in 1870. What in the hell is goin' on here?

It's called progress... or regress :erm:

Either way this is the real deal.

Billy Minof
10-04-2011, 22:19
One week ago I was at WrestleMania 27 and now I'm in 1870. What in the hell is goin' on here?

He has the fever lads, get the leeches. :calmdown:

Bammers05
10-04-2011, 22:27
Y'know guys, Dale and Dalton have the same first 3 letters. Just saying...

Phatmann
10-04-2011, 22:35
Since Joel isn't changing his avatar to a wild west themed one, I think I'll keep mine as it is too. :smug: Can't be getting rid of the classic Solskjaer avatar, although it was changed by 50! to Jon Snow once. :angry:

Joel
10-04-2011, 22:37
And Bammers has entered the game.

Mr. Bigshot! Mr. MVP. You know Bammers, you played a great game last time out, but you're going to have to be 10x better if you want to pull the wool over us Texans eyes again. You think you have what it takes, boy? You think you can handle that pressure?

Edit: Phatmann, you can never change your avatar.

Bammers05
10-04-2011, 22:54
And Bammers has entered the game.

Mr. Bigshot! Mr. MVP.

Actually, I've only been MVP once.

You know Bammers, you played a great game last time out, but you're going to have to be 10x better if you want to pull the wool over us Texans eyes again. You think you have what it takes, boy? You think you can handle that pressure?

You tell me ;)

Joel
10-04-2011, 22:57
We're just gonna have to wait and see.

Bammers05
10-04-2011, 23:00
We must stay vigilant.

Michu
10-04-2011, 23:01
Nice to see so many people have entered into the spirit of things and changed their avatars :)

Bammers05
10-04-2011, 23:04
Nice to see your defence entered into the spirit of things and gifted me that first goal on PES today, Sminky :P

Bish
10-04-2011, 23:04
Nice to see so many people have entered into the spirit of things and changed their avatars :)

Jim Crow don't change for nobody.

Joel
10-04-2011, 23:04
@ Bammers:

Indeed. I hope we have a smart Texan group this time. But I think people are starting to get to grips with things and what to look out for.

Bammers05
10-04-2011, 23:09
@ Bammers:

Indeed. I hope we have a smart Texan group this time. But I think people are starting to get to grips with things and what to look out for.

True, but, then again, so are the mafia and will, therefore, probably try and avoid those things. Nevertheless, it's still important that we look out for them.

fick
10-04-2011, 23:09
We must stay vigilant.

What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?

Bammers05
10-04-2011, 23:09
What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?

Got bored.

Bish
10-04-2011, 23:12
Fuck it, I've changed my avatar to Texas Pete. If we can lynch that cunt Superted as well then even better.

Phatmann
10-04-2011, 23:14
I will change my avatar if everyone else does but as long as Joel stays strong, Solskjaer stays.

fick
10-04-2011, 23:16
Photoshop a cowboy hat on Ole, I'm sure that'll suffice ;)

Joel
10-04-2011, 23:17
I will not let you change a piece of history, Phatmann. You should use a Western signature.

Michu
10-04-2011, 23:22
Don't be such a fanny Joel :D Its only for a week

Bammers05
10-04-2011, 23:24
Joel should change his avatar, but Phatmann shouldn't.

Joel
10-04-2011, 23:26
I don't mind changing my avatar. I'll probably do it in a bit.

But Phatmann definitely shouldn't.

Papa
10-04-2011, 23:27
Joel should change his avatar, but Phatmann shouldn't.

This.

Michu
10-04-2011, 23:29
Change is good Joel, allow Phatmann to break with convention, he may feel a free-er man for it :)

Joel
10-04-2011, 23:31
^ I'm not stopping him from changing it. But I just think he shouldn't. And it seems neither does anyone else in this thread, which leads me to:

VOTE SMINKY

He doesn't respect PESInsight History!

Bammers05
10-04-2011, 23:33
I agree with Joel. It wouldn't be PESGaming without Phatmann having that avatar.

Vote Sminky

fick
10-04-2011, 23:36
And it seems neither does anyone else in this thread...

Ahem. cowboy hat edit? Best of both worlds..?

He doesn't respect PESInsight History!

He doesn't remember insight Joel. While his post count is out of control, he hasn't been here long enough to remember the Insight days.

Worst thing that ever happened was the name change. 'Gaming' was one of the blocked words by surfcontrol where I used to work. Could always access the forums when it was Insight.

Michu
10-04-2011, 23:38
^ I'm not stopping him from changing it. But I just think he shouldn't. And it seems neither does anyone else in this thread, which leads me to:

VOTE SMINKY

He doesn't respect PESInsight History!

Damn straight, this is PESGaming now, you need to move with the times :)

Votes noted. A horde of indians have been dispatched to 'discuss' the issue with you further :ninja:

Phatmann
10-04-2011, 23:42
Yeah fick, that's why I'm unable to get on here during the day, the 'gaming' part gets caught by the filters at work.

Michu
10-04-2011, 23:46
Aye, same here. Bloody annoying.

Bammers05
10-04-2011, 23:51
We should get rid of the 'gaming' part and re-name it back to PESInsight imo.

Unvote Sminky

Vote 'Gaming'

Hunter
10-04-2011, 23:56
Phatmann definitely shouldn't change his avatar. In fact, I think he should have the avatar picture tattooed onto his chest.

Editing a cowboy hat onto it is a nice compromise though. I don't mind helping out there since I have Photoshop at the moment, just say the word my brother and I'll see if I can rustle up something almost worthy of resting upon the great Ole's crown.

Dragonfly
11-04-2011, 01:04
I think Phatmann should leave the avatar as it is, because we all know Solskjaer is biggest cowboy of them all.

http://www.rosiev.com/cowboy_shooting_two_guns_lg_cl r.gif

muscularmatt
11-04-2011, 02:30
Hey fags, what's goin' down?

Hunter
11-04-2011, 07:53
Hey fags, what's goin' down?

Your mother.

:joel:

Dale C.
11-04-2011, 08:21
Oh burn.

:laugh: Bammers! Don't try and get me like you did with Fick's surprise.

Anyway, what in the hell is fick's surprise, this is 1827 :huh:

Dundon's
11-04-2011, 12:56
Howdy strangers...

Michu
11-04-2011, 13:02
Welcome Mr Dundon's ... leave your horse at the stables and grab yourself a whiskey!

TH
11-04-2011, 13:10
What's cookin in here?

Michu
11-04-2011, 13:13
Not much at the moment, Day 1 usually explodes into activity around 8pm onwards.

Dragonfly
11-04-2011, 13:13
What's cookin in here?

Quiche!

Joel
11-04-2011, 13:15
Day 1 is easily the worst day of the game. Once it's over and results come in, then it gets interesting.

Who's cooking it, Dragonfly?

TH
11-04-2011, 13:17
I see, what's the whore house like in this part of town?



Also, Dragonfly historical accuracy is scarce. Quiche wasn't popular in the US till the 1950s.

Dale C.
11-04-2011, 13:20
Fail for dragonfly.

Also, the whore house is top notch TH. There is a whore called Sadie that i'm rather well acquainted with, so stay away from her, that ass is mine Y'ALL HEAR :joel:

Dragonfly
11-04-2011, 13:21
Day 1 is easily the worst day of the game. Once it's over and results come in, then it gets interesting.

Who's cooking it, Dragonfly?
Me.

Also, Dragonfly historical accuracy is scarce. Quiche wasn't popular in the US till the 1950s.
What, you can see into the future?

TH
11-04-2011, 13:25
What, you can see into the future?


I was told by one of them future looking folk.



And Old Man Dale, I saw that fine lady think she gonna be mine by the end of the day.

Dale C.
11-04-2011, 13:27
Why you young scallywag, I ought to have you hung at dawn!

Dragonfly
11-04-2011, 13:29
I was told by one of them future looking folk.

An optimist?

TH
11-04-2011, 13:31
I think you should turn around and head out of town.

Dale C.
11-04-2011, 13:35
:lol: I'm not sure whether i'm glad that Dragonfly has joined or not :laugh:

TH
11-04-2011, 13:38
Who is in your picture anyway Dale? he actually looks a tiny bit like you!

Michu
11-04-2011, 13:39
Its him, rushing to the brothel :lol:

TH
11-04-2011, 13:41
Is Matt tied by his hands on the back of the horse?

Dale C.
11-04-2011, 13:41
Haha not yet Sminky, it's the middle of the day! I had other things I had to do today (like getting a job in Next, but i'm not bragging or anything ;))

Nah, it's Marshal Link Appleyard played by Andy Devine (legend) in the film....

Actually, lets see if anyone can guess the film, with just his character name to go on, and no googling ¬____¬

Michu
11-04-2011, 13:45
The Man who shot Liberty somebody or someone like that?

TH
11-04-2011, 13:46
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.

Dale C.
11-04-2011, 13:52
Yeah boy! It's one of my favourite westerns and Marshal is one of my favourite characters from any western film, he's great :D

TH
11-04-2011, 13:53
What's peoples opinion on '3:10 To Yuma' ?

Billy Minof
11-04-2011, 14:20
Well Howdy Strangers.....who are we going to string up tonight?

Some great Avatars and great to see everyone getting into the spirit of things.

John Wayne has entered the building. :)

Michu
11-04-2011, 14:24
What's peoples opinion on '3:10 To Yuma' ?

I think the remake is very entertaining although the ending has a slightly romantic notion to it.

I second Mr Wayne, Good to see the Old West theme has been embraced to whole heartedly :)

Billy Minof
11-04-2011, 14:26
I second Mr Wayne, Good to see the Old West theme has been embraced to whole heartedly :)

Except for 1 individual. :shifty:

TH
11-04-2011, 14:27
I've only seen the version with Christian Bale and Russell Crowe, didn't know it was a remake.

Michu
11-04-2011, 14:33
http://static.omdb.si/posters/active/2486.jpg

Billy Minof
11-04-2011, 14:35
I've only seen the version with Christian Bale and Russell Crowe, didn't know it was a remake.

Everything is a remake these days and if they are not they are rubbish. :laugh:

Papa
11-04-2011, 14:44
Howdy.

Bish
11-04-2011, 15:01
Howdy.

Howdy stranger, this is Hauser.

fick
11-04-2011, 15:05
Hey y'all... ain't this just dandy?

Papa
11-04-2011, 15:06
Hey y'all... ain't this just dandy?

Darn tootin'.

Dale C.
11-04-2011, 15:07
I wonder what Sminky will have down in his logbook so far.

"Day 1 has been nothing but people saying useless things in a western accent. Kind of annoying" :lol:

fick
11-04-2011, 15:23
Right Cowboys, Cowgirls & Matt, I'm outta town for a while, got me some cattle to rustle, but I'll be back in the saloon later.

Keep your six irons holstered & your nooses loose partners.

Edit: Really not sure how long I can keep the cowboy persona up for... :erm:

smudger2008
11-04-2011, 16:16
Any lynchings gonna happen today?

TH
11-04-2011, 16:23
Well we're all taking Dale to the saloon later for some whiskeys...so who knows what might happen.

Billy Minof
11-04-2011, 16:24
Edit: Really not sure how long I can keep the cowboy persona up for... :erm:

Persona? I thought you always spoke like this.

Dale C.
11-04-2011, 16:34
Yeah Fick, what the darn tooting heck are you on about?

And TH, don't try and get in with me because i'm 'friendly' with the top whore of this here dusty settlement!

Michu
11-04-2011, 16:39
Reminder:

Voting closes at 9:50pm then the 10 minute Plea bargaining before the Night session starts.

Worth noting, in the five Mafia War variants played, the first game was the only game so far to see a lynching on day 1.

TH
11-04-2011, 16:47
What are the consequences for voting for the wrong person?

Dale C.
11-04-2011, 16:48
You instantly die in the game, and in real life, so choose wisely.

smudger2008
11-04-2011, 16:48
Maybe it would be better to start the game with some clues sminky, just a thought for the future. Day 1 is always boring.

Dale you do know how whores work don't you? you don't have to be 'friendly' with them or chat them up, you just pay them.

so I've heard, anyway.

Dale C.
11-04-2011, 16:51
Yeah I know exactly how they work, although I did need to check your mother for conformation.

She confirmed :smug:

TH
11-04-2011, 16:52
Same with Dales mother, although she prefers the cash upfront.

smudger2008
11-04-2011, 16:54
Really is that considered good banter in this forum?

I'd love to see you in the street you little fucking wanker.

Dale C.
11-04-2011, 16:55
:lol: Yeah, you'd see me in the street, walk on by and do nothing, because you'd see my 14 inch cock hanging out of my shorts and you'd be instantly embarrassed.

Your mother on the other hand, was not embarrassed, instead, she took it all. Kind of surprised me actually.

Joel
11-04-2011, 16:56
I never get when Smudger is joking or not.

TH
11-04-2011, 16:58
:lol: Yeah, you'd see me in the street, walk on by and do nothing, because you'd see my 1.4 inch cock hanging out of my shorts and you'd be instantly embarrassed.

Your mother on the other hand, was not embarrassed, instead, she took it all. Kind of surprised me actually.

Fixed.

Dale C.
11-04-2011, 16:58
He is never joking! He has no sense of humour.

Nice to see you post Joel, maybe you could bring some of the ruthlessness like the guy in your avatar, lord knows, we're gonna need it!

eidt: Fixed. :laugh:

smudger2008
11-04-2011, 16:59
I'm not joking.

Your mother is a whore is considered funny in here? really?

or is it only when it comes from the admins arselick, that little midget gimp dale, that its considered ok?


EDIT: you wouldnt know a sense of humour if it bend down and slapped your little midget face

Joel
11-04-2011, 17:02
:lmao: Dale, you're starting to get a reputation of being a suck up to admins. How does that make you feel?

Dale C.
11-04-2011, 17:11
:laugh: It makes me feel like dancing, I wanna dance the night away. With Smudgers mom.

I only suck up to the admins when I feel that i'm close to getting banned/in an argument with football777. I like testing peoples boundaries :ninja:

Michu
11-04-2011, 17:17
Sorry guys, no hints or interventions. You've got to work it out for yourselves.

Dragonfly
11-04-2011, 17:49
Darn tootin'.

I used that phrase at work today. I suppose you can call me a method actor/gamer.*

Can we have gun duels/showdowns? I was thinking something along the lines of two cowboys set a time and the first to post a picture of their character shooting wins. That probably defies the point of votes for lynching, but I thought it could be cool.

*or a twat lol!!111!11!

Hunter
11-04-2011, 17:50
I'm not joking.

Your mother is a whore is considered funny in here? really?

or is it only when it comes from the admins arselick, that little midget gimp dale, that its considered ok?


EDIT: you wouldnt know a sense of humour if it bend down and slapped your little midget face

:laugh:

So are we all meeting in the Saloon for a good ole' belly up to the bar, who's turn on the pizen?

http://i.pbase.com/u43/merriwolf/upload/40334421.SaloonInterior_6087.j pg

Michu
11-04-2011, 17:59
You can challenge someone to a duel. Its a fairly simple concept mind, my missus will choose 3 numbers each under 10 for each member. I'll double the total, times by 7 and then divide by 3. The winner is the player with the Lowest total.

No-one is killed but just wounded and fair game to be sneered at by the other Texans.

You can only make one challenge a day and it must be by PM and the other member has to accept. It will be announced in the thread if the other player has declined. The big girl's blouse! :D

Michu
11-04-2011, 18:18
Dale Challenged Hunter to a duel.

Dale's total was 32 (7+4+9*7/3)
Hunter's total 30.666666666 (2+10+8*7/3)

Hunter wins. Dale is pelted with horse shit whilst Hunter is served copious whiskey.

Dale C.
11-04-2011, 18:19
Ugh, ya got me...partner....*runs away like a lil' bitch*

Michu
11-04-2011, 18:21
Right ... off to chow down some dinner in the company of part 1 of Wrestlemania 27 in HD.

See you in a couple of hours.

TH
11-04-2011, 18:29
Ha Dale.

Hunter
11-04-2011, 18:33
:smug:

Undefeated boyyyy.

http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/4508/custom2.jpg (http://img846.imageshack.us/i/custom2.jpg/)

Billy Minof
11-04-2011, 20:50
Yeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw...... .

Michu
11-04-2011, 20:56
Uncharacteristically quiet what with an hour to go until the night session starts.

Phatmann
11-04-2011, 20:58
Liverpool v Man City probably has something to do with it Sminks. I'm only on at the moment because it's half-time.

Billy Minof
11-04-2011, 21:04
Liverpool v Man City probably has something to do with it Sminks. I'm only on at the moment because it's half-time.

Whats this here Footieball that you speak of Jeb?

Bish
11-04-2011, 21:04
Yeah I've been watching the game too, plus I've been busy painting my wagon.

Michu
11-04-2011, 21:06
That game is over as a contest though.

Hunter
11-04-2011, 21:08
What game is this you futuristic gobblin' folk speak of?

Back to dominoes!

Dale C.
11-04-2011, 21:08
Yeah I've been watching the game too, plus I've been busy painting my wagon.

Wagon? Do you think you're going to outpace my wagon? It's the fastest wagon in the west you know, just check my avatar. Pure sense of speed.

If you don't pipe down with the wagon talk, i'll challenge you TO A DUEL :realmad:

Michu
11-04-2011, 21:09
Yeah I've been watching the game too, plus I've been busy painting my wagon.

Or ... a la Viz ...

Painting my wagon, verb, to ejaculate over a womans face

Michu
11-04-2011, 21:26
Not sure why I felt the need to post that ... anyhow ... If no-one is up for the chop at 9:50pm I'll start the night session then.

Michu
11-04-2011, 21:52
Voting closed ...

Day Session ends. Predictably, the first day passes with little activity other than Dale Challenging Hunter to a duel.

The outcome of the duel was ...

Dale's duel total was 32 (7+4+9*7/3)
Hunter's duel total was 30.666666666 (2+10+8*7/3)

Hunter won the duel.

Dale was pelted with horse shit whilst Hunter was served copious whiskey.

Night Session begins.

TH
11-04-2011, 21:59
Anyone want to go bear hunting in Tall Trees?

Dale C.
11-04-2011, 21:59
Oi, you darn scally, you forgot to mention the guns at dusk, the first duel, Dale vs. Hunter!

Edit: TH, I wouldn't, i've heard rumours that there be a big foot roaming them parts!

Michu
11-04-2011, 22:01
Oi, you darn scally, you forgot to mention the guns at dusk, the first duel, Dale vs. Hunter!

Edit: TH, I wouldn't, i've heard rumours that there be a big foot roaming them parts!

A duel you lost .... :laugh:

Michu
11-04-2011, 22:01
Don't forget gents, you are not permitted to post in the thread beyond 10:30pm during a night session ...

Bammers05
11-04-2011, 22:03
Edit: TH, I wouldn't, i've heard rumours that there be a big foot roaming them parts!

There was, but I killed it :smug:

Dale C.
11-04-2011, 22:07
Yeah but I still think it should be mentioned, as like a side quest so to speak :D

Yeah right Bammers, I bet you didn't even see it. It killed me before, I swear it! But now i'm back to life, thanks to my trusty magic wagon that can also bring people back to life. It's also the fastest wagon in the west. Bishop knows.

I just need to work on my shooting skills now.

Michu
11-04-2011, 22:11
Yeah but I still think it should be mentioned, as like a side quest so to speak :D.

I've added it to the summary now.

Dale C.
11-04-2011, 22:17
:lol: Excellent.

Hunter
11-04-2011, 22:18
I really despise any form of animal cruelty, especially hunting...but since we've stepped back in time...

Let's go rasslin' up some buffalo for an evening meal boys!

Bish
11-04-2011, 22:29
Dale, your wagon is slow, shit and severly lacking in quality paint work, unlike my ronseal covered beauty. And it's gone 10:30 so you can't respond kiss my grits.

Michu
11-04-2011, 22:32
Dear Cowboys, varmints, bandits, drunkards and general degenerates,

The Night session amnesty has now closed. Anyone posting in here after this post will have their ability to vote and any special ability frozen for 24 hours.

Lots of love

The Western Frontier Overseer

P.S Posting is permitted again from 8pm (tomorrow/Tuesday 12th)

Michu
12-04-2011, 20:02
The Sun rises to reveal a new day .... you may now start posting again :)

Todays write up comes courtesy of Barndoor at 10pm.

muscularmatt
12-04-2011, 20:23
Oh my God! It's so super dusty out here!

Michu
12-04-2011, 20:27
Looks like the rest of the Texans are still sleeping off their liquour ...

Appswah
12-04-2011, 20:39
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/Tumbleweed.gif


Sorry..Had to be done :)

Ali_BWFC
12-04-2011, 21:21
Y'all don't need to do any worryin'. I'm back, and I'm gone and changed ma darn avataaar. Yeehhhhhhhhhhhhhaaawwwwwww "partners" ;)

TH
12-04-2011, 21:21
Gonna be a short day to day.

Michu
12-04-2011, 21:23
Y'all don't need to do any worryin'. I'm back, and I'm gone and changed ma darn avataaar. Yeehhhhhhhhhhhhhaaawwwwwww "partners" ;)

Who's 'bringin ya up the rear' there sailor - I mean cowboy? Bangers? Sorry, Bammers?

Bammers05
12-04-2011, 21:25
Who's 'bringin ya up the rear' there sailor - I mean cowboy? Bangers? Sorry, Bammers?

I think it's Smudger actually ;)

Ali_BWFC
12-04-2011, 21:27
Who's 'bringin ya up the rear' there sailor - I mean cowboy? Bangers? Sorry, Bammers?

It's anyone you want it to be, sunshine ;)

In other news, I find it odd that Hunter hasn't changed his avatar to Woody from Toy Story :hmm:

Anywho, I've looked through the last 13 pages or whatever, nothing to go on so far... just lots of inane banter :D

Michu
12-04-2011, 21:34
I think it's Smudger actually ;)

... with Dale :lol:

Michu
12-04-2011, 21:56
Just waiting on Barn's write up gents :)

Joel
12-04-2011, 22:02
I want a duel against every Manchester United supporter in here :angry:

Hunter
12-04-2011, 22:04
It's anyone you want it to be, sunshine ;)

In other news, I find it odd that Hunter hasn't changed his avatar to Woody from Toy Story :hmm:

Anywho, I've looked through the last 13 pages or whatever, nothing to go on so far... just lots of inane banter :D

:ohmy:

I can't believe I missed that one. I'm right on it now! I'll be photoshopping the pictures of Woody and the Round Up Gang, so watch this space.

Boy I missed a step, it's hard to believe I'm a huge Disney homo too.

PS: Thanks.

When is it the Day time as well? Or is it Day now?

EDIT: Made them in photoshop, and they look great together, but I'll stick with my Harmonica, because it is beyond cool. Plus I'll be posting the song of death I imagine since it's so damn cool. It's only fitting!

Haribo
12-04-2011, 22:04
Who's up for some Fred West Redemption?

Michu
12-04-2011, 22:08
Its day now. Just waiting on Barn's write up to confirm the nights activities.

Dundon's
12-04-2011, 22:25
They call that guy "Soda pop".

http://cowboylands.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Shane-Ladd-Johnson-2.jpg

muscularmatt
12-04-2011, 23:01
Ali, I thought my avatar was good, but that is epic.

Michu
12-04-2011, 23:04
Write up courtesy (with thanks to also) Barndoor

‘I gotta take a shit or else I’ll damn well fill ma breeches!’

Young Emmett Dalton broke off from his brothers and took the beaten path down to the abandoned mine beyond the ridge. He had just loosened his chaps when he heard a rustle in the bushes. He leapt up startled and cocked his Peacemaker.

‘Who goes there?’

‘Go easy Em’, you always been too easy on that trigger.’

‘Billy, is that you? Well I never! Billy ‘Bam-Bam’ Bammers, in the flesh! I ain’t seen you since you rode with us down in Silver City. Where you been?’

Bammers took his old friend’s hand and smiled.

‘I’ve been all over friend – Indian territory, Arkansas, Oklahoma. Rode with the Cuntsboro’ Creek boys for a while, those boys can really go some. Heard about Grat, the son-of-a-bitch must have nine lives!’

‘Christ word does travel fast. Couldn’t believe it myself Bill, I tell you I thought that was it. When we found him in that riverbed I damn well thought he done sold his soul to the devil himself to escape those shackles! But what brings you to ol’ Kansas again? You know there’s always a place for you alongside us boys.’

‘I got no plans, just passin' thru. What you got in the pack there?’

‘This? Oh you didn’t hear about our latest job? We held up one of the Southern Pacific trains headed to Arkansas – this here is my share. Must be damn near two grand! The snatch and liquor is on me tonight!’

Bammers quickly drew his colt and cocked it.

‘Give me the bag Em’.’

‘What you doin’ Bill?’

‘Man’s got to look after hisself, Em. I needs that loot.’

‘You no good son of a bitch. I damn saved your ass in Silver City. I ain’t gonna give you noth...’

Bammers stepped forward and cracked Emmett in the head with his sidearm, knocking home cold. He robbed him and made off down the dusty path for the local town of Shafton.

Once there, he ventured into the saloon and engaged in all manners of bawdyness for hours on end. Whores and liquor were the order of the day. Come midnight, Bammers slumped at the piano in the corner, regaling the locals with a crude verse of ‘Streets of Laredo’.

As the frolics drew to a close, a horse and rider crashed through the window. It was the immortal Grat Dalton himself, Winchester 1886 in hand.

‘Where’s the damn popinjay who robbed ma brother?!’

Bammers stumbled towards the back but was quickly lassoed and dragged to a table.

‘Come on Grat, we were rode together, I was a fool, I didn’t mean anything by it. Don’t kill me please!’

Em stepped forward and drove a knife through Bammers’ hand. His cries of agony filled the room, but no one was coming to his aid.

‘You gonna pay boy. No one crosses the Dalton gang and lives.’

Bammers was beaten across the bar, smashed with bottles and thrown over the balcony through the grand piano. But the Dalton boys, accompanied by George Newcomb and Charley Pierce, were only just getting started. A bloodied drunken mess, Bammers was hogtied, attached to Em’s horse, and dragged twice around the town. He was then hastily lynched to near death. As he gasped for air he begged once again for mercy, but mercy had long left town. Emmett dragged his spurs across Bammers’ eyes, blinding him. Bammers’ legs were blown off with dynamite, before his wretched body was propped up against the saloon doors and sent crashing through by a close-range shotgun blast from Bob Dalton himself. Still breathing, Bammers was dragged to the local railroad and strapped to it. A plethora of wildlife were soon drawn to the scene, with coyotes taking his arms and wolves tearing out his throat. As the vultures gathered to pluck of his eyes and innards, the 06:01 to Tulsa arrived to shatter his body and sever his head. A band of local cannibals pounced upon his remains, but fortunately the Dalton Gang later pursued and burned them alive for the fuck of it.

Conclusion:

The Dalton Gang killed Bammers.

Bammers was a Texan.

Bammers05
12-04-2011, 23:09
You are sure I'm the one who was killed this time, Sminky?

BarnDoor
12-04-2011, 23:09
You best have been, otherwise the Daltons made a tragic mistake.

Michu
12-04-2011, 23:14
You are sure I'm the one who was killed this time, Sminky?

Zing!

Yep. You're brown bread mate.

Michu
12-04-2011, 23:15
Great write up by the way Barn :)

Phatmann
12-04-2011, 23:16
Damn, bit of a shitter to lose a Texan on the first night but at least it seems there is only one 'mafia' this time and there doesn't appear to be a serial killer either. Perhaps Sminky has toned down the amount of roles in play considering how mad the last game was. :D

Joel
12-04-2011, 23:17
:lmao: Barn.

That last paragraph :laugh:

Sucks to lose a Texan so early. Obvious why they went for Bammers early. A clear threat to any opposition.

What also sucks, is that we don't know whether there is a third party yet. So Day 2 is going to be hard.

Edit: Phat, maybe Sminky wants us to think that, so he has said that the other party (or parties) are not allowed to kill on the same day as the Dalton Gang.

Bammers05
12-04-2011, 23:26
Zing!

Yep. You're brown bread mate.

:tongue:

Bit dissapointed, but tbh as soon as I found out I was a Texan, I expected to be one of the Dalton Gang's first targets. In hindsight, perhaps I should have done more to make me suspicious on the first day.

Also, good write-up, Barn. The last paragraph was not good for my self-esteem though :(

Not that it matters now, but I'm pretty sure I know who at least one member of the Dalton Gang is.

Hunter
12-04-2011, 23:31
:laugh:

Brilliant write up. I was on edge as well, just in case there was a major twist in the story and my name was going to be brought up, I was worrying. :lol:

A very entertaining read though.

Rest in peace to our brother Bammers though, but is it understandable of me to question the motive of his death? Why was Bammers robbing the Dalton Gang, or their affiliates at least, this is a bit suspicious, and I'm not sure whether it's part of 'Bam-Bam' Bammers' role, or whether it was simply Barn's creative license...

fick
12-04-2011, 23:32
I want a duel against every Manchester United supporter in here :angry:

:Smug: Cowboy up or go sit back on the wagon boy...

Bammers dead. Not a good start for us Texans, after all, he was pretty good at sniffing out the bad guys, but as they say, every trail has puddles, we just gotta ride men. Just ride on.

Joel
12-04-2011, 23:36
Don't worry, Bammers. I'll avenge you.

I'm surprised you got just a bog standard Texan role, as you always get the good ones!

I think you were killed early as you're a clear threat. That doesn't give me much to go on. Except that the murderer must have come from your past alliances. They know how you work and they know that you know how they would act if they were guilty - if they were a member of the Dalton Gang. So eliminating you early was a must.

Bammers05
12-04-2011, 23:39
Tbf, when I get the 'good roles', I'd like to think I don't waste them

I've put Jens as my avatar, because I'm pissed off, like Jens always is. I, also, hope for a possible resurrection, like Jens got.

TH
12-04-2011, 23:45
Poor Billy 'Bam-Bam'

Phatmann
12-04-2011, 23:46
:lmao: Barn.

That last paragraph :laugh:

Sucks to lose a Texan so early. Obvious why they went for Bammers early. A clear threat to any opposition.

What also sucks, is that we don't know whether there is a third party yet. So Day 2 is going to be hard.

Edit: Phat, maybe Sminky wants us to think that, so he has said that the other party (or parties) are not allowed to kill on the same day as the Dalton Gang.
Interesting theory but that would mean that the mafia can only kill on alternate days and I don't think that would happen. Perhaps there is a serial killer/vigilante/assassin type role but they can only kill every second day? Probably more likely that the person with the role forgot to/didn't have time to submit his choice due to the football and such over the past two days. I guess we'll have to wait and see.

Appswah
13-04-2011, 00:07
Haha. Great write up Barn.

RIP Bammers.

Joel
13-04-2011, 00:08
I don't think that is something we can guarantee. We know the Dalton Gang is the main antagonist of the story. So they will not have their killing abilities limited. However, they may be another mafia/bandit group who are only allowed to kill on a certain night. Maybe they have more perks or something? We don't know, but it'd be foolish and dangerous to rule it out right now.

TH
13-04-2011, 00:11
Maybe Desmond has ancestors in the 1870s.

Ali_BWFC
13-04-2011, 08:40
:ohmy:

I can't believe I missed that one. I'm right on it now! I'll be photoshopping the pictures of Woody and the Round Up Gang, so watch this space.

Boy I missed a step, it's hard to believe I'm a huge Disney homo too.

PS: Thanks.

When is it the Day time as well? Or is it Day now?

EDIT: Made them in photoshop, and they look great together, but I'll stick with my Harmonica, because it is beyond cool. Plus I'll be posting the song of death I imagine since it's so damn cool. It's only fitting!

I was actually gonna go for the Toy Story one originally, but decided to go Brokeback instead.

Ali, I thought my avatar was good, but that is epic.

Cheers Matt. Maybe my avatar and your avatar should get together sometime ;)

:tongue:

Bit dissapointed, but tbh as soon as I found out I was a Texan, I expected to be one of the Dalton Gang's first targets. In hindsight, perhaps I should have done more to make me suspicious on the first day.

Also, good write-up, Barn. The last paragraph was not good for my self-esteem though :(

Not that it matters now, but I'm pretty sure I know who at least one member of the Dalton Gang is.

RIP Bam Bam. You were the Ledger to my Gyllenhaal :(

Shame to lose you. I'm surprised that you got given a regular role, but maybe Sminky did that on purpose, because people may expect to to have been given a special role.

Dragonfly
13-04-2011, 13:40
:lmao: Barn.

That last paragraph :laugh:

Sucks to lose a Texan so early. Obvious why they went for Bammers early. A clear threat to any opposition.

What also sucks, is that we don't know whether there is a third party yet. So Day 2 is going to be hard.

Edit: Phat, maybe Sminky wants us to think that, so he has said that the other party (or parties) are not allowed to kill on the same day as the Dalton Gang.

Interesting theory but that would mean that the mafia can only kill on alternate days and I don't think that would happen. Perhaps there is a serial killer/vigilante/assassin type role but they can only kill every second day? Probably more likely that the person with the role forgot to/didn't have time to submit his choice due to the football and such over the past two days. I guess we'll have to wait and see.

The third party could be Red Indians, I suppose. Perhaps the Dalton Gang will have the ability to kill both Texans and Injins; and the Injins can only kill (or defend themselves against) the Dalton Gang.

Or maybe even throw some Inuits into the mix.

Joel
13-04-2011, 14:17
That's a good theory, Dragonfly.

I'm sure they are more than just two groups. It's unlikely Sminky would set up just two groups after the previous games he has hosted.

Kinda quiet in here. I'll put it down to the day starting late last night and that is is work time right now. But I hope to see more posts in the evening, otherwise another Texan will fall with little discussion, meaning little to go on again.

Dale C.
13-04-2011, 14:20
:lol: Barn! That last paragraph was quality. I especially liked the part about his legs being blown off with dynamite :lol:

Still, bit of a shitter to lose such a prolific poster on the first night, although as Bammers himself said, without any role to protect him, he could have always been going on the first night. Shame to lose such a threat, but we must push of through this travesty.

Something interesting that Bammers said in hi parting message...that he's pretty sure who one of the dalton members is...I haven't picked up anything in this game so far, so could this be a reference to a big argument he's had in a past game???

ALSO, how is there a Winchester 1886 in the 1870's? :lol:

Ali_BWFC
13-04-2011, 14:23
I think we certainly need a very subtle cop/sheriff (ie more subtle than I was :laugh:) to help us out with this one. There wasn't much discussion in the first day, we having nothing to go on. Losing Bammers is a big blow, because he's always a strong player, who's seen the game from both sides so he knows what tactics are involved.

With it being a Wild West theme, the game could be completely different than the last few mafia wars with a whole new set of roles entirely.

Billy Minof
13-04-2011, 14:26
Ok lads,

Just to let you all know my internet is giving me shit although hopefully this post goes through. I cant see past page 12 in this thread for some reason and my net is as slow as Beckham on steroids but ill check it again in a hour........I dont even know who died last night, hope it wasnt me. :(

Billy Minof
13-04-2011, 14:26
Ok lads,

Just to let you all know my internet is giving me shit although hopefully this post goes through. I cant see past page 12 in this thread for some reason and my net is as slow as Beckham on steroids but ill check it again in a hour........I dont even know who died last night, hope it wasnt me. :(

BarnDoor
13-04-2011, 14:31
ALSO, how is there a Winchester 1886 in the 1870's? :lol:

I was going with the time when the Dalton Gang were actually active, it's not my fault your game is shit and anachronistic.

Dale C.
13-04-2011, 14:32
And it's not our fault you have issues with continuity!! :laugh:

Hunter
13-04-2011, 14:37
As I said before, was there a reason Bammers robbed the Dalton Gang before he got killed? It may have just been Barn's creative license, but that still hasn't been confirmed. One things for sure, I'm not taking anything at face value, especially Bammers being just a simple Texan, how do we know whether he didn't have a role, but it just wasn't revealed? So, yeah, I don't trust anything now.

Ali_BWFC
13-04-2011, 14:50
As I said before, was there a reason Bammers robbed the Dalton Gang before he got killed? It may have just been Barn's creative license, but that still hasn't been confirmed. One things for sure, I'm not taking anything at face value, especially Bammers being just a simple Texan, how do we know whether he didn't have a role, but it just wasn't revealed? So, yeah, I don't trust anything now.

Well.... in the last game, Sminky specifically mentioned when he couldn't reveal the person's role. So I'm willing to believe that Bammers is a straight Texan. I think the fact that Bammers robbed the Dalton gang was just a bit of creativity from Barn, so I'm not looking into that at all.

I'm sure there will be some crazyness in this game, but not as much as the last one, which was head explodingly crazy!

Joel
13-04-2011, 14:53
^ That's fair and it is something we need to consider, but I think the real issue right now has to be finding the people who killed Bammers.

There is a lot of speculation about third parties and now this Bammers thing where he tried to rob the money, but right now all that is is speculation.

The only fact is that the Dalton Gang killed Bammers, and we need to come up with a reason why that happened.

My reason is because after being a past alliance of his, they know how dangerous of a player he can be.

So that would throw up a few names - members of the cult from the last game and members of the mafia from the first game.

And there is also one person who I am thinking about too, based on his actions from the last game and something he was trying to push for. I hope that he comes online later and will answer a few questions.

Ali_BWFC
13-04-2011, 14:57
^ That's fair and it is something we need to consider, but I think the real issue right now has to be finding the people who killed Bammers.

There is a lot of speculation about third parties and now this Bammers thing where he tried to rob the money, but right now all that is is speculation.

The only fact is that the Dalton Gang killed Bammers, and we need to come up with a reason why that happened.

My reason is because after being a past alliance of his, they know how dangerous of a player he can be.

So that would throw up a few names - members of the cult from the last game and members of the mafia from the first game.

And there is also one person who I am thinking about too, based on his actions from the last game and something he was trying to push for. I hope that he comes online later and will answer a few questions.

There is a problem with coming up with reasons why they wanted to kill Bammers. They WANT you to be pondering who could have lynched him, so that an innocent person is implicated, when in actual fact, it would be a bad idea for anyone who has had any previous connection to Bammers, to lynch him. It does all depend on how clever the mafia.

Joel
13-04-2011, 15:07
Doesn't matter if they want us to ponder or not, we're going to do that regardless. We're going to do that for every death.

You say that it would be bad for anyone with past ties with Bammers to kill him, but since we have been playing this game, no one has ever looked to friendly alliances as a reason to kill someone. It has always been whether the mafia had "bad blood" with the victim.

Of course there is a chance that the mafia are inexperienced. Going after someone so big is a huge risk and could have backfired.

But at the moment, I'm more looking at the people who have been on his side. We always say they won't do it, because people would look in their direction. But maybe that's what they think we will continue to say.

Hunter
13-04-2011, 15:34
There's no doubting that Bam-Bam was a heavy hitter (:joel:) in the Wars. It is completely feasible that he's been taken out on the basis of his ability to sniff out the bad guys, and his consistency in doing so. I agree with Joel at the moment in that it is a smart move to look over Bammer's past groups and the members within them. Of course it might not stump up much, and eventually lead to very little, but right now, on day 2, it is probably the best approach for now.

Last game I was a member of the cult - sort of. Never actually conversed with the cult though since I was killed a pretty much instantly by a lunatic role during the day (can't remember who killed me - I'll look back). Another note worth mentioning is that, perhaps it wasn't simply someone who has been part of a Bammer's group, but just an active person in the previous Wars who is able to see the strength of Bammer's cunning skill at the game?

muscularmatt
13-04-2011, 15:45
I want to be involved, but I can't think of anything interesting to say.

TH
13-04-2011, 15:53
I think Bammers was a member of the Illuminati.

Papa
13-04-2011, 15:53
Another note worth mentioning is that, perhaps it wasn't simply someone who has been part of a Bammer's group, but just an active person in the previous Wars who is able to see the strength of Bammer's cunning skill at the game?

This sounds right to me. I think Bammers' death is quite easily explained by the simple fact that he's pretty bloody good at this game!

Bish
13-04-2011, 16:25
I want to be involved, but I can't think of anything interesting to say.

Story of your life.

Bammers has been the best player of MW. He's dangerous whichever side he's on so whoever killed him obviously thought it would be one less threat to them winning.

Hunter
13-04-2011, 16:37
I think one of our best approaches for this one is to look at who's been relatively active in previous MWs, as this seems to be the killing of an experienced gang, who know the threats and are possibly out to eliminate them early.

It might be wise for us to draw up a shortlist so to speak of experienced MW players, obviously exclusing those who maybe just participated in 1 MW with little posting, does everyone agree?

Joel
13-04-2011, 16:43
Smudger, I'm calling you out, bad boy.

Billy Minof
13-04-2011, 16:44
Great write up Barndoor. :)

I really despise any form of animal cruelty, especially hunting...but since we've stepped back in time...

Let's go rasslin' up some buffalo for an evening meal boys!

If your looking to rustle up some Buffalo then im your man. Yeeeeeehaaw.

Y'all don't need to do any worryin'. I'm back, and I'm gone and changed ma darn avataaar. Yeehhhhhhhhhhhhhaaawwwwwww "partners" ;)

Ali, I thought my avatar was good, but that is epic.

O jesus, yere avatars would have you shot in a second, John Wayne wouldnt be happy and doesnt approve.

You are sure I'm the one who was killed this time, Sminky?

Well I thought it was me originally when I read Bill Bill.......I was WTF, im killed first again, then I saw Bammers and I was delighted, not that you died but that I didnt.

RIP.....Big lose the town, now who is going to clean the Outhouse? :laugh:


As I said before, was there a reason Bammers robbed the Dalton Gang before he got killed? It may have just been Barn's creative license, but that still hasn't been confirmed. One things for sure, I'm not taking anything at face value, especially Bammers being just a simple Texan, how do we know whether he didn't have a role, but it just wasn't revealed? So, yeah, I don't trust anything now.

I dont trust you: Reasons.
1: The deaths have never really being related to incidents that happen during the day time, now you want us to go waste our time looking for clues that may never exist.
2: You are too clever to overlook the fact that last game a special role was announced after a player died but his role remained anonymous until after the game finished.

smudger2008
13-04-2011, 16:56
Smudger, I'm calling you out, bad boy.

what does that mean? I hope you're not suggestig that me and you should take over the gay couple role, now that Ali and Bammers have been split up!!

Hunter
13-04-2011, 16:58
I dont trust you: Reasons.
1: The deaths have never really being related to incidents that happen during the day time, now you want us to go waste our time looking for clues that may never exist.
2: You are too clever to overlook the fact that last game a special role was announced after a player died but his role remained anonymous until after the game finished.

1. I really don't know what you mean with this point, are you insinuating that Bammers would commit a robbery during the day? I wasn't hoping everyone would go narrowly looking for clues either as I imagine any roles in the game are possibly completely made-up by Sminky like he did with many last War. I mentioned it in the hope that Barn or Sminky would reply to the post confirming it was just creative license. It was worth mentioning don't you think to get confirmation as to what it might have been? We're so early on right now that we need to try and work the angles and find/rule out anything that may be relevant/irrelevant.

2. There is that, but so much happened last game that I genuinely lost track. For example, it was Bammers who inducted me into the cult, but he wasn't the cult leader right? I didn't even know that was possible. Everything in the last game I didn't particularly follow too well, so forgive me for overlooking something like that. Could there not be a role that when implemented, blocks us from seeing what Bam-Bam's role or special ability was, that would also prevent Sminky from disclosing it - including saying 'this role cannot be displayed yet'?

I don't like the angle that you're coming at me with here, it's quite aggressive and confrontational, but I guess if that's the best way to try and weed people out, then so be it.

Joel
13-04-2011, 17:02
what does that mean? I hope you're not suggestig that me and you should take over the gay couple role, now that Ali and Bammers have been split up!!

Nah. I think you and Dale should do that. You get on like a house on fire!

But seriously, at the moment there isn't much to go on in this game. So the only thing to go on is previous games at the moment. So what I want to know, without trying to sound arrogant, is why should you be trusted based on a tactic you was so persistent with, on the first day of the last mafia game?

Dale C.
13-04-2011, 17:19
Ha Smudger wishes he could be gay with me! I'm a stallion, where as he is a lowly stable donkey, only good for carrying around peoples shit.

Woah Billy, way to get the arguments flowing :huh:

Billy Minof
13-04-2011, 17:20
1. I really don't know what you mean with this point, are you insinuating that Bammers would commit a robbery during the day? I wasn't hoping everyone would go narrowly looking for clues either as I imagine any roles in the game are possibly completely made-up by Sminky like he did with many last War. I mentioned it in the hope that Barn or Sminky would reply to the post confirming it was just creative license. It was worth mentioning don't you think to get confirmation as to what it might have been? We're so early on right now that we need to try and work the angles and find/rule out anything that may be relevant/irrelevant.

2. There is that, but so much happened last game that I genuinely lost track. For example, it was Bammers who inducted me into the cult, but he wasn't the cult leader right? I didn't even know that was possible. Everything in the last game I didn't particularly follow too well, so forgive me for overlooking something like that. Could there not be a role that when implemented, blocks us from seeing what Bam-Bam's role or special ability was, that would also prevent Sminky from disclosing it - including saying 'this role cannot be displayed yet'?

I don't like the angle that you're coming at me with here, it's quite aggressive and confrontational, but I guess if that's the best way to try and weed people out, then so be it.


Right my net is still fcuked, had written a lenghty reply and now its gone. :(


In short:
Its just convenient for you to have a relapse of Alzheimer when it suits you, your too meticulous and some of the stuff you posted makes you look like you are trying to send the good Texans on a wild goose chase....

If your a Walton, you will die.

Joel
13-04-2011, 17:23
If your a Walton, you will die.

What if he's a Dalton?

Dale C.
13-04-2011, 17:26
:lol:



:faceplm:

Maybe Billy knows of another bandit group ¬___¬

Edit: Also Barn, props for including the cuntsboro creek gang in the write up! Brilliant stuff.

smudger2008
13-04-2011, 17:31
Nah. I think you and Dale should do that. You get on like a house on fire!

But seriously, at the moment there isn't much to go on in this game. So the only thing to go on is previous games at the moment. So what I want to know, without trying to sound arrogant, is why should you be trusted based on a tactic you was so persistent with, on the first day of the last mafia game?

I don't know what tactic you're talking about? But really I wouldn't mind being lynched cus it's shit being a townie.


Ha Smudger wishes he could be gay with me! I'm a stallion, where as he is a lowly stable donkey, only good for carrying around peoples shit.
:huh:


How do I wish that, midget?

A stallion, more like a shetland pony :)

Joel
13-04-2011, 17:36
I don't know what tactic you're talking about? But really I wouldn't mind being lynched cus it's shit being a townie.

Basically, you wanted to kill someone big on the very first night, but most of us disagreed and it didn't happen.

This time someone big has been killed on the very first night, a tactic that you wanted to use in the last game...

Bammers05
13-04-2011, 17:36
2. There is that, but so much happened last game that I genuinely lost track. For example, it was Bammers who inducted me into the cult, but he wasn't the cult leader right? I didn't even know that was possible.

I was the cult leader, last game.

smudger2008
13-04-2011, 17:41
Basically, you wanted to kill someone big on the very first night, but most of us disagreed and it didn't happen.

This time someone big has been killed on the very first night, a tactic that you wanted to use in the last game...

OK I did, and I still think that is the best tactic for the mafia.

You don't have to be a brain surgeon to see that bammers was a major sniffer dog in the previous game, he's an obvious traget for anyone with half a brain.


EDIT: I'm sure anyone in our previous mafia family would want rid of bammers first if they have a choice, or do you disagree?