View Full Version : A few possible lines of commentary for PES3
LFC4EVER
09-06-2003, 19:54
'GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LL' - Obviiously when a goal is scored.
'That challenge was as hard as a brick wall' - After a crunching challenge
'How did he miss that? It was easier than shoplifting from a family run newsagent' - After missing an EASY chance.
'This guy thinks he's the most skillful guy in the world and I wouldn't argue with him' - about Zinedine Zidane
'Even if he had of taking that free ninety nice more times, he still would have missed' - When a terrible set piece taker takes a free kick and doesn't score
'He sprinted past that player so fast him, the defender didn't have any time to reacr' - Thierry Henry, Dennis Rommedahl getting past a defender.
'That was so far away... Further than the distance between sanity and going crazy' - When a player takes a shot and it goes miles wide.
HOW ABOUT "NEVER LIKED THAT TOTTI,HE'S A LITTLE PRI.K..GOT ANY SARNIES"...ALA RON ATKINSON LIVE ON ITV
rebusrahman
10-06-2003, 14:37
How about having a Motty extra when you play World Cup? All of the commentary relates to having breakfast while you play the game and food!
NickSCFC
10-06-2003, 15:09
"The sun is shining but the wind is shooting through the stadium"
When it's p*ssing down.
rebusrahman
10-06-2003, 15:23
What about, "I'd love it... I'd just love it if he could stick it in the back of the net!"
Nifty1Pound50
10-06-2003, 15:28
What they need to do is look at a CM commentary file.
That would sort them out. Then they'd trim it down in some way, to make it more dynamic. And voila.
rebusrahman
10-06-2003, 17:44
Who does the commentary on CM then? I had it on my old PC but it took so long to start up (as my PC was ancient) I didn't really bother playing it.
"Europort, the game is definately not leaning in their favour"
Zygalski
11-06-2003, 14:04
Please!
I would rather they stay silent than take the time to make all the commentary for fake names.
I can accept the messed Brazilian names as some of them are cool but for clubs, they should cheer on the team colours or something:-
"The reds score!"
"The blues are relegated!!"
rebusrahman
11-06-2003, 15:37
They must be able to do "Utd" and "City". And the "home team" and "the visitors"... stuff that is a bit more bearable!
Nifty1Pound50
11-06-2003, 16:42
Originally posted by rebusrahman
Who does the commentary on CM then? I had it on my old PC but it took so long to start up (as my PC was ancient) I didn't really bother playing it.
The CM commentary was only vocally spoken on one version of the game, 95/96 I believe. It was shit. But what was being said, was good.
In CM, the commentary database is overwhelmingly big, it's represented via text, you see. I can send you the file if you want.
Basically, for each "event" in the game, there are various commentaries. An example:
If the player holds up the ball, the game is programmed to show one of the following texts, with equal likelihood of either:
<p1> holds up the ball
<p1> is forced to hold onto the ball
<p1> keeps hold of the ball
<p1> looks to slow the tempo|He retains the ball at his feet
<p1> delays playing the ball
<p1> puts his foot on the ball
<p1> pauses and waits for support
<p1> keeps the ball at his feet
Basically, there is a bar across the screen, solid in colour, with the text flashing across it as things happen. <p1> being the player's name, and the | (4th line of commentary) being a divider (i.e. the two texts are shown one after another).
e.g. "Zenden looks to slow the tempo"
"He retains the ball at his feet"
There's literally hundreds of different texts, but basically if you use this as a base and make it more dynamic (as this is commentary aimed to give you more detail than is necessary when you can see the game being played) you have a very good commentary set-up. I can't attach the file as it's a .dat, which isn't permitted.
"Beckham has the ball on the wing, what an asshole"
Originally posted by rebusrahman
How about having a motty extra when you play world cup? All of the commentary relates to having breakfast while you play the game and food!
did anyone play the game "world cup 98". in that game motty kept on about going home for a cornish pasty and how he likes French Wine. Thats what pes3 needs, more talking about food and less talking about yorkshire and highlands.
rebusrahman
12-06-2003, 14:44
Originally posted by wixon
"Beckham has the ball on the wing, what an asshole"
Except we could have done with him last night in the 1st half?
And r u talking about FIFA RTWC:98? I thought a yorkshire was a food! ;)
By the way, cheers nifty for that... wonder how that could be implemented for PES3?
Nifty1Pound50
12-06-2003, 15:53
All they need to do is have a look at it, and feel inspired. It's a case of re-ordering and playing about with it, to make it more dynamic.
e.g.
Champ Manager Version
"Zenden has the ball on the wing.
He turns, and looks to run at his defender.
He easily beats Carragher, leaving him for dead.
He continues to advance down the touchline.
He looks up and crosses..."
Pro Evo Version
"Zenden...
...he's beaten his man...
...he gets a cross in..."
It's the same thing, but it doesn't need to be as literate, as you can see the action. Also, it sounds more dynamic, which is basically the key to keeping up with the game. That's all there is to it. I mean, I could bloody do it myself (I always wanted to be a commentator).
The commentary just needs to work like it does now =That i can change the language to one i dont understand!
GOOOL!
rebusrahman
12-06-2003, 20:02
lol!
"Now let's have another look at this incident"
"And what happened here"
Repeat these two lines a million times during the summary at the end of 1st half or the end of the match... :rolleyes:
I like Nifty's idea, to the point and easy to put into a game.
and a GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
would be nice. :p
if you turn the commentary language to spanish, the commentator does say GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLL occasionally.
Zygalski
12-06-2003, 22:58
when? when?
how?
:D
Does anyone remember an old Alan Partridge show where he did a round up of some of the great goals of USA94?
Screams of 'Eat my goal', 'Strike-errr' 'Sh****t' and tw***t' as the goals flew in.
Amused me anyway.
rebusrahman
14-06-2003, 03:44
Yeah! Absolute classic... although I didn't actually realise they were from USA '94. I just thought they were some nondescript goals from some half-baked tournament or rather... oh yeah! they were!
Have u ever played NHL 2003 from E* S**** on the PC, the commentary is fantastic, there is always a competition between the 2 commentators who makes the best joke when you miss a good chance or make a bad foul. For example for a huge bodycheck: He sent him into another universe.
rebusrahman
14-06-2003, 09:43
I've played previous incarnations of it and the commentary is excellent. Same with Madden. That's what they excel at... presentation. But you have to remember that US commentators are much more entertainers than their UK counterparts. They naturally lend themselves to maikng "fake" commentary as it is essentially acting. Dear old Trev wasn't that good (although the script was appalling!)
Check out football comentary Partridge style!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/partridge/life/daytoday.shtml
Click on the Alan looks forward to the 94 world cup video and enjoy.
This is how it should be done!:D
am i the only one who thinks peter brackley is better than chris james?
Zygalski
25-06-2003, 14:10
They are both good in different ways.
Peter sounds official and real.
Chris is more of a hippy commentator!
Some of his lines are all-time classics which won't be forgotten.
I think that when a player shoots the comentator should say that players name like in iss3 or actual soccer on playstation 1.This really adds to the excitment of the game.I also think that when a player misses a sitter or looses possesion the comentator should be more dissapointed and not try to be so funny and glib.Also as in any art form timing is everything.:D
I remember that ISS 1 on the SNES had a long "GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"shout, it should come back really
Hy evrybody.
Sorry for my question but nobody talk about the national team.
How many national team will be in PES 3?
THANK YOU EVERYBODY
MONTERO
Zygalski
26-06-2003, 20:21
Mostly the same as now I would guess.
Maybe a couple of new ones?
bantampride
28-06-2003, 10:46
Originally posted by jamez
Check out football comentary Partridge style!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/partridge/life/daytoday.shtml
Click on the Alan looks forward to the 94 world cup video and enjoy.
This is how it should be done!:D
Goog call Jamez. Pure classic. My Personal fave was ' Shit! Did you see that? He must have a foot like a traction engine!!'
Genius
Craiiig David
28-06-2003, 12:18
RETOUR!!!!!! how about when Heskey gets on the ball the commentator says, " on the ball the shitest forward in the world ever and the biggest waste of 11 million ever," the camera then pans out and you see the commentator pick up a sniper rifle and shoot Heskey!!! That would be proper Bo i tell thee!!!! I hate Emile Heskey his head is about the size of a mini-van!!!
BO SELECTA!!!!!!!111
Zygalski
28-06-2003, 12:29
Heskey seems to be having a worse time than Andy Cole did but he still plays!
earlybird
28-06-2003, 15:44
The commentary on NBA Street 2 is absolutely spot-on. Something like that would be ideal.
It doesn't have to tell us everything that happens in the game, you only get that on radio commentary. If you listen to TV commentary they just babble on about the crowd, the locals, what Zidane did last week when he nipped out for a paper etc. etc.
Ron Atkinson would be a good addition though, with his lollipops, amusement parks and reducers.
rebusrahman
28-06-2003, 15:49
Although big Ron is a bit of a penis, I do think he would add some comedy to the proceedings. Cos then if the commentary made no sense it would be just like real life.
The proof is in the pudding...............and in this case, the pudding is a football.................
..............BOOM! Eat my goal! The goalie has football pie all over his shirt!
STOBZILLA
30-06-2003, 16:55
yes...yes....yes....yes....yes YES YES!!!!!!! GOAL!....that....was a goal.
STRRRRRRIKER, Eat my goal, o and another!!!!!
Lets get a petition to Konami to sign Jonathan Pearce as PES3 commentator. I think he would be brilliant (perhaps not with Pat Nevin for analysis in a channel 5 style).
Failing that what about Five Live's Stuart Hall. Imagine commentary like 'Henry elegantly bursts past the defender like a gazelle darting across the african plains'.
Craiiig David
02-07-2003, 16:15
What the fuck!!!! Check this shit i'm micheal Jackson and i' wanna do the commentary.
"Heskey on the ball, look at that bastard head, that is one Motherfuckin fraggle rock cindy lauper big bastard head, ooohhhhhh!!! SHAMON!!!
Or MEL B
"SCARY,SCARY!!! Just look at Luke Chadwick's face, now that's fookin scary, oooooohhhhh, YE BASTARD :eek: :eek:
Or Craiig David, REWIND!!!!! Craaaiiig David!!!! ooohh!!!Kez look at that Van Nistlerooy, that is one bastard big head, oh, yes!! he's been in a few bike accidents i tell thee!!!!
Or David Blaine, aahh, lately people have been saying that football does'nt mean anything to me but lately it has become my balls, the balls that i shove into a ladies mouth while she is pleasuring me. SHAZAM!!! Jean-Claude-Van-SHAZAM!!!
rebusrahman
04-07-2003, 13:54
What about, "Welcome to the Pro Evolution Soccer 3 online arena"?
chewynotcrunchy
04-07-2003, 14:54
Bugger me, if it wasn't for the net I think that ball would still be going, for a stevie G thuderbolt
or
Oh my god he's killed a small child in row Z, for a Heskey cow kick
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