The Rumour Mill

[Nifty1Pound50]

Midtable Mediocrity Wanderers are understood to be closing in on a double-swoop for Everton duo Leon Osman and Phil Neville, with a combined fee of around £9m thought to be enough to secure their signings.

A goalscoring debut against FC Köln from Arsenal front-man Gervinho is said to have put a number of clubs on high alert, although Arsenal manager Arsène Wenger has claimed that "the situation with Gervinho remains the same."

Want-away forward Edin Džeko has issued a 'come and get me' plea to any PESGaming Fantasy League club after announcing the league as his preferred destination. It is thought that the Egyptian-owned Army of 1 Million are leading the race to sign the Bosnian.

A source close to FC Planet Express has claimed the club have made a bid in the region of £4m for Liverpool left-back Emiliano Insúa.

Big-spending Raoul Moatdrid FC are expected to finalise the signing of another striker by the end of the day, with a number of candidates including Nicolas Anelka being tipped to make the switch.

Sir Alex Ferguson is resigned to losing lightning-fast wideman Antonio Valencia this season, after contract negotiations between the Ecuadorian and Manchester United broke down. The experienced Scot said he didn't want to "stand in the way" of any player. Valencia is understood to be keen on rekindling his previous partnership with fellow countryman, Hugo Rodallega, with whom he enjoyed a fruitful rise to prominence at Wigan Athletic, seemingly opening the door for a swoop from Eggington Town.

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Sources in Paris understand that Adel Taraabt's proposed move to the French capital giants Paris-Saint-Germain broke down because the player has stated he would prefer to remain in England, with a number of PESGaming Fantasy League teams said to be showing an interest.

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[Nifty1Pound50]

Kenwyne Jones is the latest in a long line of strikers to be linked with a big-money move to the PESGaming Fantasy League, after being quoted as "desiring" a move to the up-and-coming competition. It is thought that any manager keen to bolster his attacking options will need to match Stoke City's valuation of the player, believed to be around the £5m mark.

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[Bammers05]

Originally posted by The Daily Phone-Hack
Eggington Town are reportedly hoping to hijack the rumoured transfer of Robin Van Persie to Skleptoe and Son. Reports had been eminating that Van Persie's transfer to Skleptoe and Son was imminent, however Eggington's rumoured involvement may compilcate the deal. Army of 1 Million are supposedly asking for more than £20million to land the Dutch forward.

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[Hunter]

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[IronCity]

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There are two things I can't stand in this world. People intolerant of other people's cultures....and the dutch.

[Nifty1Pound50]

A number of clubs are monitoring the situation of new arrival Sergio Agüero. However, only a handful of clubs are likely to be able to afford the fees involved, with a record-breaking figure close to £30m likely to change hands for the talented Argentine.

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[Nifty1Pound50]

Teenage starlet Connor Wickham is on the verge of completing a £4.5m move to Midtable Mediocrity Wanderers.

A number of clubs are said to be chasing the signature of highly-rated Ben Foster, after his recent switch to the Premier League.

Skleptoe & Son are rumoured to be monitoring Michael Owen, after he scored the winner for Manchester United against Catalan giants Barcelona. It is believed a fee of around £3m will be enough to land the injury-plagued striker.

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[Nifty1Pound50]

Sources close to Iron City United understand that Matthew Connolly is set to test manager Mike W's resolve with an improved offer for want-away winger Nani.

Skleptoe & Son representatives are said to be flying out to the metal-rich part of the world ready to table an offer rumoured to be worth in excess of £20m.

Damien Duff is expected to choose Midtable Mediocrity Wanderers over a host of other clubs vying for his signature. It is expected the Irish-born midfielder favours a move to Lancashire due to the strong contingent of Fulham players in the team's ranks.

Team Rocket officials are ready to make Raoul Moatdrid goalkeeper Thomas Sørensen the final piece in their squad's puzzle by putting together a package said to be in the region of £7m for the Danish stopper.

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[Ali_BWFC]

Damien Duff is expected to choose Midtable Mediocrity Wanderers over a host of other clubs vying for his signature. It is expected the Irish-born midfielder favours a move to the Midlands due to the strong contingent of Fulham players in the team's ranks.

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We ain't no Brummies!

[Bammers05]

Originally posted by The Eggington Post
Eggington Town are reportedly on the verge of signing striker Darren Bent from AFC Midtable Mediocrity for £20 Million. The Bolton-based club were initially reluctant to sell the England international, however, after Bent himself stated his desire to join Eggington, and some persuasive words from Eggington manager Bammers05, the two clubs appear to have come to an agreement. Bent is expected to sign by the end of the day.

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