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BarnDoor
15-08-2011, 15:28
So what do we reckon lads?
Joel
15-08-2011, 15:31
Are we guessing what the ransom is?
BarnDoor
15-08-2011, 15:34
That would require a different poll. Apparently one hasn't been asked for, so it doesn't look good right now.
Jonno394
15-08-2011, 15:36
Eaten by A Cheetah
BarnDoor
15-08-2011, 15:38
That's a good point - if you're going for an animal, please specify. Unfortunately there's no such thing as a 'Super Eagle', I sense that would be the preferred option.

Bammers you're not really getting into the morbid spirit of things.
Bammers05
15-08-2011, 15:39
He'll be fine
Ziss
15-08-2011, 15:42
This is Nigeria. If he's old enough to be his Dad he's probably actually his great uncle...
Joel
15-08-2011, 15:53
That would require a different poll. Apparently one hasn't been asked for, so it doesn't look good right now.

Poll wasn't showing when I posted previous post.
Jonno394
15-08-2011, 16:01
I really should have been able to choose two options because if he is eaten by a cheetah he will turn up in one or more parts eventually.
BarnDoor
15-08-2011, 16:22
Unless he devours him completely, or hyenas pick up the remnants.
Jonno394
15-08-2011, 16:24
Or the starving africans saw some fresh meat and thought it was their lucky day!
Original?
15-08-2011, 16:25
Barn, I fear Jonno was aiming at a toilet humour type joke.
Jonno394
15-08-2011, 16:33
Nope, it had nothing to do with faeces Original
BarnDoor
15-08-2011, 16:33
Were you Jonno? I don't know, not sure if anyone would class shit as a body part. Unless the cheetah in question shat an undigested hand or limb, which I imagine would be rather painful for it.

EDIT: Just as I suspected.
Jonno394
15-08-2011, 16:36
Barn, it was more "Well if he is savagely attacked and killed by an animal there'd still be remnants left all over the place, like a finger here, a testicle there...."
Makavelian
15-08-2011, 16:38
Or the starving africans saw some fresh meat and thought it was their lucky day!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcgc0a2yl41qbysf7.gif
Ziss
18-08-2011, 11:08
£80,000 ransom, apparently.
Appswah
18-08-2011, 11:37
Thats like a week or two wages for Mikel lol.
muscularmatt
18-08-2011, 23:42
Yeah, the ransom demanded was 20,000,000 Djungo-Djungos or whatever the currency was called, I don't remember. Equates to just under £80,000.

Which equates to about £200 for a working class person.
Cannon ball
19-08-2011, 00:10
I bet it turns out to be a scam. Thats how they operate in Nigeria.

http://matookenation.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/george-fonejacker.jpg
Jonno394
22-08-2011, 21:13
Looks like Bammers was right

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/14623543.stm
Bammers05
22-08-2011, 21:15
:smug:
BarnDoor
22-08-2011, 21:19
Unless you're Mikel and family, a most disappointing outcome.
Jonno394
22-08-2011, 21:24
I was waiting for a hand to be found in a lions den or something like that
Hunter
22-08-2011, 21:26
I believe I was right - he turned up alive, but with signs of being badly beaten according to the report.

:billsmug:
BarnDoor
22-08-2011, 21:39
We talking wounded or gravely ill?
Hunter
22-08-2011, 21:44
It says wounded in the poll does it not?

:smug:
BarnDoor
22-08-2011, 21:45
It says both, hence why I asked.
Hunter
22-08-2011, 21:49
I think we can both agree brother that gravely ill would probably border on 'critical condition'.

I guess it's just nice that he's come back alive though, speaking seriously.