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Viperized
16-09-2011, 14:07
MANAGER:
http://blog.yaaree.com/wp-content/2011/08/gaddafi3.jpg


TEAM:
Gk: ANDERS BEHRING BREIVIK

RB: RAOUL MOAT
CB: SADDAM HUSSAIN
CB: GEORGE BUSH
LB: ADOLF HITLER

RM: OJ SIMPSON
CM: JOSEPH 'JOEY' STALIN
CM: OSAMA BIN LADEN
LM: ROBERT PICKTON

CF: GUSTY SPENCE
CF: RATKO MLADIC (captain)


SUBS:
IWANE MATSUI
DMYTRO KLYACHKIVSKY
WILLHELM FRICK
SYNGMAN RHEE
EHUD OLMERT
HOSNI MUBARAK

Ziss
16-09-2011, 14:18
So Hitler, Stalin and Bin Laden never had forenames? :D

Cannon ball
16-09-2011, 14:19
Hitler should really be on the right wing.

Cesc Fabregas
16-09-2011, 14:20
Where's Mubarak?

Viperized
16-09-2011, 14:36
NEW SIGNING ANNOUNCED:

HOSNI MUBARAK

Press statement:
"I am pleased to join these pack of cunts. I have witnessed their capacity for courage and there is more to them that meets the eye."

Ali_BWFC
16-09-2011, 14:42
Hitler should really be on the right wing.

:laugh:

I think they should all be on the right wing!

BarnDoor
16-09-2011, 14:51
Spence offers no pace up front. Mobutu Sese Seko would offer that plus additional height with that tea cosy on his head.

Viperized
16-09-2011, 15:22
That's true. Coupled with the fact he is African.
Black people are always faster than white people!

pategato
16-09-2011, 15:31
Where are Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?

Viperized
16-09-2011, 15:37
You need a certain degree of talent to join this squad.

Dale C.
16-09-2011, 15:38
OJ Simpson?!

BarnDoor
16-09-2011, 16:47
OJ is cunt. Where the auld Nicolae Ceausescu? I heard he taught Hagi all he knew including sex with wild animals gives you life beyond the grave.

IronCity
16-09-2011, 16:49
This team is incomplete without Dick Cheney.

Hunter
16-09-2011, 17:54
Hitler should really be on the right wing.

:laugh:

Where's Rupert Murdoch?

Perhaps Bill O'Reilly as club mascot too?

BarnDoor
16-09-2011, 18:03
I think Andrei 'Little Pea' Chikatilo would cause chaos up top. Also 'The Hangman' Reinhard Heydrich in CM, you need a German midfield general - drop OJ and shift Bin Laden out to the wing.

Michu
16-09-2011, 18:09
No Kim Jong Il, Pol Pot, Idi Amin Dada, Ruhollah Khomeini, Attila The Hun, Maximilien Robespierre?! What gives! :D

Cannon ball
16-09-2011, 18:13
This team is incomplete without Dick Cheney.

His deadly shooting accuracy, will make him useful upfront.

pategato
16-09-2011, 18:32
We must not forget some Italian stars like Benito Mussolini and Nero.

Bish
16-09-2011, 18:47
Cannon ball, I don't like you taking credit for that Hitler joke. I made that ages ago.

http://www.pesgaming.com/showthread.php?t=65202&highlight=greatest+winger#insc ore_ifheight_xdc_3630

IronCity
16-09-2011, 19:01
:laugh:

Where's Rupert Murdoch?

Perhaps Bill O'Reilly as club mascot too?

Only if Rush Limbaugh is included. He has poisoned the mind of every redneck and brainless mind in the U.S. Surely he can cause harm on an opposing side.

Dragonfly
17-09-2011, 00:33
Robert Mugabe

muscularmatt
17-09-2011, 03:05
Roy Whiting as youth team coach?

Cannon ball
17-09-2011, 13:00
Cannon ball, I don't like you taking credit for that Hitler joke. I made that ages ago.

http://www.pesgaming.com/showthread.php?t=65202&highlight=greatest+winger#insc ore_ifheight_xdc_3630

Adolf Hitler

Your dad right?

:laugh:

I was thinking more of Geoffrey Leonard as youth team coach, though I understand he's currently under contract at Young Boys.

-XSB4sQGT_4

BarnDoor
17-09-2011, 13:05
Fred Phelps as team chaplain.

Dragonfly
17-09-2011, 13:44
Fred Phelps as team chaplain.

Well defintely not the physio, that's for sure. I can image him gathering his family around Fidel Castro's tarry corpse, singing hymns at the requiem of injuries.

Michu
17-09-2011, 23:57
Fred West as the groundsman.