Christmas Song Question

[BarnDoor]

In 1973, Slade and Wizzard released two of the most famous Christmas songs of all time. Slade went to number one; Wizzard number four.

The question is this - which is better? The reason I ask is simple - I've decided that if you opt for a certain song you're a cunt. So by doing this thread I will find out once and for all which of you are cunts. I of course won't choose yet. I'll let it run until people stop caring (which I imagine should be a few hours).

There's another dimension to this question which I sharn't disclose yet.

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And don't abstain saying you hate or love them both (or, if you're a slit like Ziss, merely 'like/tolerate' or 'dislike' them); you must choose.

[Ziss]

I neither hate them or love them, only "like/tolerate" them.

Suck on that, Barndoor.

[Rainey]

Out of the two, Wizard!

[Michu]

Being older than you I am utterly sick to death of hearing either of them from November onwards right up until Boxing Day each year. In any case I don't need to answer this meandering festive question as you already know I'm a cunt. An auld cunt at that. So, what is the meaning of this nonsense?

[BarnDoor]

There's no discernible point Sminky, hence why I put it in this shitstabbing part of the forum.

I neither hate them or love them, only "like/tolerate" them.

Suck on that, Barndoor.

Ha, not funny. Generally you aren't funny, you try too hard to come across as the new barn door.

Suck on that Ziss.

[Bammers05]

Wizzard

[Michu]

There's no discernible point Sminky, hence why I put it in this shitstabbing part of the forum.

In that case I will plump for Slade, purely for the dreadful shrieking at the end. "Itssssssssss Christmasssssssssss". Awful.

[Ali]

Slade for me, no question.

[chelsea11]

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[Ziss]

Suck on that Ziss.
It wasn't intended on being funny, you bootlicker.

Can't believe you of all people create such a thread in November. Must be going soft ;)

[BarnDoor]

It's near enough, the music channels are playing them already and there's shit Christmas threads in the Off-Topic.

[Rainey]

I can't stand Mariah Carey's christmas song. My two favourite Christmas songs are:

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and

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[BarnDoor]

We have a thread in the Entertainment for favourite Christmas songs. I do however agree with you about O Holy Night, perhaps my favourite carol.

[Ziss]

It's near enough, the music channels are playing them already and there's shit Christmas threads in the Off-Topic.
There's been Christmas shit up in some stores since September but that doesn't make it ok. I expected faggy threads like this from someone like Hunter, but not you. The reason to people being a cunt better be worth it ;)

[Rainey]

We have a thread in the Entertainment for favourite Christmas songs. I do however agree with you about O Holy Night, perhaps my favourite carol.

My bad, I'll move my shit there now.

[Bish]

Slade. First song that comes to mind when I think of Christmas, and it's better to sing along to when you're drunk.

[BarnDoor]

There's been Christmas shit up in some stores since September but that doesn't make it ok. I expected faggy threads like this from someone like Hunter, but not you. The reason to people being a cunt better be worth it ;)

As I said before there's no reason, this is just bollocks basically. The additional factor I mentioned earlier is relevant to me but not really everyone.

[Ziss]

Out of all Xmas songs, the only one I really likes is The Pogues.

[Hunter]

Nice thread Barn.

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I've went with Slade. I do enjoy both (despite there of course being better Christmas songs), but Slade edges it here.

I've moved it to the Music section too, since it is afterall, about music...

[fick]

Being older than you I am utterly sick to death of hearing either of them from November onwards right up until Boxing Day each year.

Amen Sminky, or whatever your name will soon be...

If I had to choose one, it would probably be Slade. Not because I like the song, but because Slade have done more tracks that I like than Wizzard have.

[Michu]

Amen Sminky, or whatever your name will soon be...

If I had to choose one, it would probably be Slade. Not because I like the song, but because Slade have done more tracks that I like than Wizzard have.

I find as the years roll by that Christmas music is so stale it really adds a sheen of rot to the festive period. Always the same old same old. However, why is it the Minder Christmas song rarely appears? Its hiliariously bad but then it seemingly knows it is.

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[Haribo]

Wizzard because of those first 4 seconds.

[muscularmatt]

Being older than you I am utterly sick to death of hearing either of them from November onwards right up until Boxing Day each year.

This. I'm not a miserable cunt, and I do love Christmas, but I hate what it's become and the way it's shoved down your throat.

[Original?]

Slade. Probably the best 'classic' up beat Christmas song, there's many Christmas songs I prefer and they're all significantly different to either of these.

[IronCity]

Slade, that Wizzard lip synch is enough to cancel it out by video

[BarnDoor]

The correct answer was obviously Wizzard. Therefore the following are cunts:

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chelsea11
Jesse James Hunter
muscularmatt
Original?
Sminky
TheBishop

A few surprises on either side, though some less so. The additional dimension was the fact that Roy Wood comes from Birmingham while Slade are stinking Yams, therefore Matt voting for such Wolverhampton roustabouts is hardly a shock.

I think the above should all have 'Christmas Cunt' as their user titles over the festive period. Either than or be publicly executed.

[chelsea11]

I still think they're both shit.

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[Michu]

Don't rise to it Chelsea11 :laugh: