Haribo

Well, I think it was equal at the end, but of course, my vote always counts as two, so Alba won!

I can't believe you don't rate Miz. Easily the best mid carder in the promotion.

I remember you was one of the clowns who was for Cuthbert in the Alba vs Cuthbert final of that dream girl tournament.

Miz rocking three title belts, ftw!

Dark matches don't count towards the record books :joel:



Because Alba is STILL better than Cuthbert!

You see Superstars this week? Alicia only went over Kelly Kelly - again! :joel:

It had to end eventually. There's only so much you can say with wrestling!

Good ol' Pyro! I'd love Kofi to win the rumble, but I never believed it. If it happens it'd be great. But I fully expect Hunter to win it now.

I would end this with a diva pun, but it'd just be recycled.

Edit: But I will just put a picture, because it's the right thing to do!

Hate on Batista
He aint my boy!
I only brought him up
'Cause he used Kelly as a sex toy!

What will happen to Alicia?
Only the future will tell
But I'll gurantee one thing
She'll be Divas champ before Kel!

Austin is the sole reason
Why WWE is still here
While Austin was pulling in the ratings
Rock was some jobber called Maivia

Smiling his ass off
Fans chanted Rocky die
His selling is worse
Than hearing Michael Cole scream "OH MY!"

Watch some past videos
Broken neck Austin was still better than Rock
Punch, punch, spit in hand, punch?
Oh please, go suck on Rikishi's cock!

Rock must have loved the storyline
Of Austin being hit by the car
Austin had to leave
Only way The Rock could become a star!

You think Miz is a cunt?
Newsflash that's good for him
Have you just started watching wrestling
'Cause you're acting retarded like a sim!

JoMo carried the team?
That seriously wasn't the case
Gotta go son
It's my turn to cum on Kelly's face!

Again with the Miz hate?
You just can't let it go
Miz always gets a reaction
Its just pure silence for JoMo!

You know what means somthing?
Against Alicia, Kelly's 0-4
She'd probably be pushed better
If she wasn't busy being the locker room whore!

Dave is the one who ended it
Saying she was too immature
I'm sure Kelly won't be around for too long
'Cause STD's have no cure!

I'm done wasting my time with Kelly
She flat out blows
Glam Slam by Beth
Down the whore goes!


You're just a Rock mark
He's as relevant as Jim Carrey
While Austin is playing a bad ass
THE ROCK'S THE DAMN TOOTH FAIRY!
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I'm going to wrap this up
By editing a quote from the past
"Talk about your Kelly, talk about your Rock,
Well Joel 3:16 just owned your ass!"

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That was as good as this woman's singing:




When will you learn the truth about Kelly?
You really prove that ignorance is bliss
While you're at home worshiping her
She's being covered in Batsita's piss!

Alicia has talent
She's here to stay
You claim she looks like an alien?
Dude, you gotta be gay!

She's been on Raw for only a year
Yet had more title shots than K2, tut tut
Alicia's the future Divas Champ
Kelly's already living her future - locker room slut!

So let's wrap this up
It's been fun my dear chum
As usual you are wrong
As Miz and I are AWESOME!


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I'd say Alicia's position is better than Kelly's. Kelly is rated behind Melina, Gail and Eve, whilst Alicia only has Maryse in front of her.

But don't worry, son. I'm sure your Kelly will be a champion some time. In fact, I have a poem about it:



Andy and Kelly went up the hill, to find her a push,
Nothing was there,
'Cause Vince doesn't care,
Oh Andy, you silly, daft queer :joel:

Lies and you know it! She got to interact with the guest host in a non Bella whore way. WWE knows Alicia is the future. Too bad you are struggling to see this, just like you struggle to sees Miz's greatness! But don't worry, Andy, you'll see it soon.

After salivating at Alicia, I am in need of a cold, non-alcoholic (because Straight Edge is the only way) betherage:

Gross.

Well hey, at least Alicia not only got time in the ring, but she got promo time too. Kelly on the other hand, walked half way down the ramp and then back up. I'd have paid to see her take the back cracker though :joel:



I'd also pay to watch Alicia slap you to Chyna and back.

Yeah, she ought to be a lot better in the ring now. When you compare her progress to someones like Eve's, it's laughable.

They need to start using Natalya right. I don't want to see her trying to tempt the freaking Freat Khali. I wanna see her owning some bitches!



Anyone who would say no, must be daff :joel:

There was no need to bring football into this! That was a low blow and you know it!

A few weeks back we were talking about how Maria does not look as good as she did a few years ago. But on Smackdown she was looking pretty damn hot. Not as good as Layla obviously, but still...



I just want to be tied up in lace(y) :joel:

Not pretty - I can live with that. Well, my opinion is the same as the WWE's opinion - Alicia is more important than Kelly :nath:

The final will be Alicia vs Eve, with Alicia winning and all will be right in the diva division :joel:



If you're waiting for Kelly to be the divas champion, then you'll just end up with a broken hart.

Missed me? :joel:

You're just a gayfish. She has a big forehead, but her long legs and perky ass makes up for that! You can't seriously think she has an ugly face?

If so, then I may start thinking that you're mentally disabled. Cue the picture;

"You're the hamburgler, guilty of shoving chicken mcnuggets straight up your ass!" - I marked.

That's a good point about Pyro. At least he marks for Jericho, Christian, Punk and Wolfe. But then again, the whole IWC does.

Well this will be the last message from me for a week or two, as I will be without an internet connection, so let's make this memorable:



What a fox! :joel: :joel:

Pyro aint all that bad. He's just really biased. Which makes him think he is always right. He doesn't really say something without a clear point. E.g. He doesn't like Bret Hart, because he is more into the entertainment side of wrestling. Kind of understandable, although I never thought Bret sucked on the mic or was dull.

Kofi won't win the rumble though. Because he's STUPID, STUPID, STUPID.



Chicken McNuggets are cool.

Well I had you down wrong then. I guess you can see. I think the WF's think she's hot, just because she's English.

Expect Big Dave to march down to the Sky Sports studio, grab Thomas by the neck and scream, "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND!"

Oh yeah, one WM possiblity we forgot, was Cena vs Big Dave II. Dave wins the title, Cena wins the Rumble and there you go. But let's hope it is Taker vs Cena. That would be some match if Taker is fit and ready to go.

http://www.wrestlingforum.com/raw/486737-storylines-could-change-wwe-raw.html - Get a load of that crap!



What I'd give to feel stratusfied!

The biggest joke in the division is that Katie is only used for jobbing. The girl has a lot of experience and can wrestle. People over at WF seem to think she is so hot, and I bet you do too, but I just don't see it.

Btw, Jobber Jobber...errrr... I mean Kelly Kelly and Maria are on Sky Sports News at 6:30.



At times I like to look up into the sky and dream :joel:

The only heel diva to get any heat in WWE is Jillian. Maryse, Beth and all the other top heel divas gets absolute silence too. Whilst Kelly and Mickie are the only face divas to get pops. Even Melina gets silence.

Kelly is getting all those pops and is still more or less a jobber. I couldn't book it any better!

With all the snow lately, I can't wait till the weather is sunny again! :joel: