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Disgusted from this game

This is one of the worst soccer games I ever played. Even the soccer games used to be in the ATARI during the 1990's are more logical and realistic than this crap. Every goal my opponent score is either a mistake of the keeper, or the defense run away from the ball or an own goal... Truly disgusted by the way you control the game possession and creates the best chances and in the end you end up losing most of the times. I tried all possible defensive strategies, nothing fucking makes sense. Garbage garbage garbage I swear!!! Next year I will download the crack and play vs CPU, KONAMI and seabass jack ass does not deserve a dim on this code. :shocking::realmad::eek:hmy::w00t:crymore:
 

Makavelian

Registered User
Learn how to play the game before you go online.oh and make sure it's set to semi-automatic .
PEACE.
 

Sabatasso

Banned
He is partially right though. The game has some really nasty flaws in the engine. Sometimes I wonder if they even try the games before release, it's either that or they have not the slightest clue about football.

But the game can be so much fun too, so it's like fucking a fat lady. Really fun sometimes, but really awkward as well.
 
I play the game since early 2000's so no need to tell me to learn how to play before going online. I am not partially right, I am fully right. The game sucks in every way. I never seen a soccer game where all the defenders run away from the ball... The marking is terrible, the keeper position and blocking is very bad, the cursor switching code is not correct, defenders can hunt down attackers who escape the offside trap in 2 seconds, players press the ball in all the spots like crazy monkeys without getting tired... This is just too much... This game is for kids who like to play some kind of science fiction soccer game. I am not into science fiction, I am into the real thing like NBA 2K11...
 

Maurice78

Registered User
PES 2011 has a very steep learning curve, the defending has changed alot from previous versions.
really play alot in offline mode, before trying online.
i played loads of normal matches and ML games before being decent online.
and after that you have the right to say something like the game sucks ...
 

Cactus777

Registered User
This game is utter shit online. If you live in the US forget about it.

The lag makes every stupid flaw in this game magnified. Lag in FIFA was very rare. Konami is incompetent and my guess is they are using inferior matchmaking and clunky out-dated net code.
 

foss

Registered User
This game is utter shit online. If you live in the US forget about it.

The lag makes every stupid flaw in this game magnified. Lag in FIFA was very rare. Konami is incompetent and my guess is they are using inferior matchmaking and clunky out-dated net code.

I live in the US and I've played over 1000 games online and it runs fine. Sometimes you will have lag because one person or the other will have some connection issues from time to time but this game plays just as well as any other good online game I play, meaning 99% of the time I don't have any problems.

If you want to discuss the game cool, but you bring jack shit to the table with comments like that.
 

Sminky

Registered User
I've played both and as much as I hate FIFA, the servers are considerably better than Konami's.

Do we really need another PES Hating thread? The PES Rage thread still exists rendering this fairly impotent.
 

Cactus777

Registered User
FIFA and this online are NIGHT and DAY. No comparison.

Over half the games I play the screen stutters, button lag, etc.

I guess I'm just not enough of a PES fanboy for you foss. I have nothing but problems with this game online and wouldn't waste my time complaining if I didn't. My internet is 25mb and everyone I play is in Mexico or Brazil.

No other game I have lags like this.

If Konami would get their head out of their ass they could have a brilliant game but I dont think they have what it takes.

I'm done with this game for a while and will wait for PES12. Definitely renting before buying. I have little faith in Konami.
 

StringerBell

Registered User
I live in the US and I've played over 1000 games online and it runs fine. Sometimes you will have lag because one person or the other will have some connection issues from time to time but this game plays just as well as any other good online game I play, meaning 99% of the time I don't have any problems.

If you want to discuss the game cool, but you bring jack shit to the table with comments like that.

I agree I live in New York and play ppl in Europe, Asia and Africa rarely do i get lag in fact its probably only been 4-5 times really. I often ask the player on the other side hows my connection- no complaints.
 

Cactus777

Registered User
I never play people from Europe, Asia or Africa. I live on the West coast. Its 95% Mexicans or Brazilians. Its rare I play a Mexican where the screen doesn't have stutters. I don't think their internet quality is that great. Brazilians cx are sometimes bad but usually much better than Mexicans or other S.A. countries.

I should be able to back out if I choose. FiFa accurately shows CX quality and if its not good(rare) I can back out and find another opponent. You can quit in the first 5 mins of FIFA without penalty. This game I've never seen over 1 flashing red bar even when it doesn't lag.

I've got over 500 games online and made my way into D2 MLO with my 37Mil team. I will likely get relegated this week but I don't care anymore. This game is on my last nerve and likely will be tossed into the bottom drawer to be with FIFA.
 
All the users who claim that this game is great, or even good and that the defense is a learning curse... and whatever bullshit that is... are kids who enjoy science fiction soccer... The defense, marking... passing... engineered for freedom bullshit... all crappy marketing shit, this game sucks in all aspects.
 

Geordie01

Registered User
Lol engineered for freedom, that still makes me laugh. There's so many momentsin matches where its so obvious that I have no control over my players and the computer is deciding what to do. I also hate the first touches, some are so bad! Real footballers just would do what I witness every game, funny old game innit!
 

Makavelian

Registered User
First touch can be bad at times but most of the times touches are fine ,if you do the right thing with the control pad.Some little things that annoy me about this game to add to my huge list,
is when you have your back to goal and press shoot it's nearly impossible to cancel the shot unless you dive lol.

When your using average players that does a 180 turn where you knock the ball out ahead of you then turn around and your players seem in slow motion.Not like the Grandad turn of pes 2010 but still slow-mo at times.

Bicycle fucking kick's:facepalm:,

Your goalkeeper tells your team to push up when hes kicking it out of his hands then never get's it further than your cb's.:facepalm:

This is a huge one actually, low crosses.way to potent,these goals are cheaper than squaring a pass for a tap-in.Like last years version was way to easy to score from normal crosses then this year they fix that, then go and make low crosses like this.

I like the new penalty system what is much more manual apart from still having that crappy side on view when taking one while the match is still going .The chipped shot need's to be gone or made extremely difficult to pull of.

Remove some of the stupid tricks.I don't mind there being some nice tricks in the game but for me personally i hate them and never even put a thought into trying one of thoses link feints or whatever there called. Button combos in a football game is not for me but i don't begrudge anyone else using it.
 

ath007

Registered User
This is one of the worst soccer games I ever played. Even the soccer games used to be in the ATARI during the 1990's are more logical and realistic than this crap. Every goal my opponent score is either a mistake of the keeper, or the defense run away from the ball or an own goal... Truly disgusted by the way you control the game possession and creates the best chances and in the end you end up losing most of the times. I tried all possible defensive strategies, nothing fucking makes sense. Garbage garbage garbage I swear!!! Next year I will download the crack and play vs CPU, KONAMI and seabass jack ass does not deserve a dim on this code. :shocking::realmad::eek:hmy::w00t:crymore:

Before I proceed, just FYI, I been playing PES/ ISS since '98 on PS1. And been on Top Player.
Ok. Now to it.

I totally agree with you on this.
It (the game) looked good at first, but the more and more you play, the more these issues come up. Some game spoiling moments of which I have noticed.

1. Defenders catching up with attackers in 2 secs (like you mentioned) a.k.a Rio Ferdinand catching up with C.RONALDO!!! and beating him to the ball.. What more shit would you want to see? Damn! :O

2. Some matches are so scripted that the goalkeeper is either superman in disguise or the ball likes the woodwork better. Or your players were at the pub the previous night (wild shooting).

3. Awkward shooting anims & styles. The player shoots with the outside of the boot, and the ball swings inward? The guy has his back towards the goal and swings the boot to take a shot, much rather seeing it curl towards the top corner like one from Carlos. And with that much power too. o_O

4. The opposition always, always gets through your defense with through balls. And your defense, with player ratings of 99, or 110, just stand there and watch. Wow! Defensive headers are sometimes unresponsive too.

5. I keep gnashing the buttons for player pressure and player support along with standard tackling, but all these guys do is run with the attacker? Wow again.

6. Transfer market is so blinded, Messi, Ronaldo, Drogba, Iniesta, Kaka, Xavi are in Chelsea... And oh yea, Rooney is playing for Wolfsburg.

7. All that the goal keepers do is jump with two flailing arms. I have never seen this happen in a game of football. Two arms over the head all the time? Yea, probably high school.

8. The referee gives yellow cards to tackles from behind and if is the last defender (?). If it is inside the box, sometimes no body knows why the penalty was given. Sometimes for blatant tackles, play just goes on. And I used to think, I never seen a red card. And two days back, I did. Some opponent just nudged my player off the ball. :-/

9. Notice that when the game starts, or the opponents starts with the ball, Always beware for the first two minutes that you might not get the ball whatever you do, and they might end up scoring. Doesn't matter if they are coming from behind, or going ahead. Seems to be a criteria. (But there is a way to change this, heavily pressure from different players :-/)

10. I make short pass to the player near me, and it ends up wit someone who is in an offside position... Why, oh Why??? :( And its with the same power that I used).
These days I scream at the game when things change from the usual way it does. I thought games were supposed to be fun (even when technical). Not to make you more desperate and stuff. Sometimes it doesn't reward you with what you come up with.

11. Once you lose the ball, why can't you immediately be allowed to switch to a player in the defensive position. Instead it just keep switching between players in the forwards. X(

12. The game was tested prior to release? Who tested it?

This game is engineered to advertise, not for freedom.

This comes from a guy who LOVED playing PES. :(
Why did they have to remove stuff that weren't broken? :( :(
Even though I say all this, I still play 4 games on Master League everyday ... hmm.. no other option I guess. I won't be paying for 2012 anyway.
 
my list of science fiction shit soccer in order of shit (big shit comes first, smaller shits follow):

1- Marking: Players run away from the ball, through balls always end up as assists, i know where my opponents will pass but i cant fucking move my defense there. its just doomed to run away from the ball 90% of the times. << this is the biggest shit

2- Defensive pressure: Opponents having star players always apply pressure from start to finish, from my goal line to their goal line, everywhere you shoot the ball there will be a monkey or two or three and more running after it without getting tired... they sprint for a marathon for the whole game and in the end my players are the ones getting tired while my opponents keep scoring shit goals because even 5 players cannot follow Messi or get the ball off him... <<< this is the second biggest shit

3- Defenders hunt down attackers in space after beating the offside trap like panthers hunting a giraffe. My player gets so fucking slow that he cannot sprint anymore as i watch 10 monkeys coming from behind, pushing my player to the ground or giving him a soft foul which the referee never count and then they take the ball and kick my player again while he is on the floor and move on... So setting the defensive wall to high and apply pressure of 20 makes it impossible for great spot on long through balls to work. On the other hand, you will always fail to cut a short silly shitty through ball while your defensive wall is set to low. Your defenders will run away from the ball doing something that looks like an offside position which is very late all the time leaving the attacker alone with a mispositioned keeper...

4- One of the shits that happen often is rebounds from the goalie and then one attacker beats 10 defenders and hits the ball so slowly as i watch it cross the goal line.... goal keeper saves always rebound and end up in my net

5- No need to mention the low cross shits... the engineered for shit... shit.... the corners... the free kicks that are doomed because you will never be able to make a decent pass because the fucking attackers are standing in the wrong position!!!! penalties suck because i never see the goal in the middle of the game...

6- Most players who have been playing for a while have a team full of stars... imagine Messi, Ronaldo, Xavi, Ozil, Iniesta, Pedro, Robben, Ribbery, Neuer.... and all the others... in everybody's team... what the fuck...

I think... shit #1 is enough to stop any fucking sane human to play a soccer game because this is science fiction not soccer. If you want to play a great game, play NBA 2K11... its the best sports simulation I ever played. Forget Konami, as we forgot EA Sports... they are aiming for profits, they are assholes and only aiming for money... they work 2 months per year and ear profits of 10 years per year... because of stupid gamers who like to play science fiction shits while they have no knowledge about soccer...
 

Cristiano92

Registered User
Would be cool if you use less "fucking" or "shot" etc. in your posts :)

Could it be, that you are just not good in playing PES?
 
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