Greatest Masterbator

[Divino1]

Greatest Masturbator

Well I would like to vote for myself on that one. 3, 4, 5 times a day. I think masturbating can save the world from violence. If all armies masturbated before fighting then they wouldn't feel like fighting anymore. They would release all their tension. Thank you and God bless. Please jump on board for the cause:
MASTURBATION SAVE THE WORLD.

 

[Gary G]

What a wanker

 

[The-Clash]

Well I vote for myself om that one. 3, 4, 5 times a day. I think masterbating can save the world fromm violence. If all armies masterbated before fighting then they wouldnt feel like fighting anymore. They would release all their tension. Thank you and God bless. Please jump on board for the cause:
MASTURBATION SAVE THE WORLD.

And your proud of that??

Here's an idea. Why don't you get a GIRLFRIEND!

 

[tom pain]

Congratulations mate - you've just made a pratt of yourself in front of mnay, many people. As pointed out earlier - get a girl. Though if this is your way of making an impression taxi fare for one person should be sufficent.

What a wanker

And in more ways than one.


EDIT: Just wondering, which one do you wank with - the one down your pants or the one on your head?

 

[o0oGedo0o]

^^^ lol well that's too much man, how can you even walk ? i bet you do nothing but it then .. you won't be able to play football or even walk to the kitchen to bring a glass of water .. remind me not to handshake you

 

[SmAaTtAtN]

are you being serious? how old are you? if you're twelve years old it can be understandable

 

[Scarface]

Congratulations mate - you've just made a pratt of yourself in front of mnay, many people. As pointed out earlier - get a girl. Though if this is your way of making an impression taxi fare for one person should be sufficent.

What a wanker.

And in more ways than one.


EDIT: Just wondering, which one do you wank with - the one down your pants or the one on your head?

Hahaha, I hope it was a joke, for his sake Could be a contender for one of the monthly awards though

 

[jMz]

June 26, 1976
That's the birthdate on his profile, so quite worryingly he is a little older than 12.
You'll go blind.

 

[tom pain]

You'll go blind.

Or he'll rip it off in a fit of self-passion.

Wow 28-years old. That's a bit dodgy (bit being understatement of the year) for this kind of thing. Rules should be:

1) Don't do it that often. Can't be good and you could get RSI.

2) If you choose to ignore 1, then at least don't tell anyone. This kind of information is not taken very well except for the other 3 knobs in the world who are exactly the same. These are the kind of people who have their own message board dedicated to the topic, send out weekly newsletters and spend the rest of their times writing haikus about it.

3) If you ignore the first 2, please oh please do not encourage others to take part. It's just not right. Yes our soldiers are away from theur partners in Iraq; yes they may have to partake in a bit of snake choking - but it's not going to save the world. Don't fool yourself.

 

[Divino1]

Please all relax, well no I dont have a girlfriend but I am cute. I am adorable and have a boyish charm quality. I hope you all not jealous because I can actually get a girl, but I digress. Hey nothing wrong with self pleasurement. It's a beautiful thing. It's safe, clean , and regarding time management it's perfect. Oh by the way I can use my left or my right hand. I'm gifted thank you. Here's one more thing to think about. Do you think I care what anybody thinks? I'll answer that..NO.. I bet you one thing that this thread received the quickest 7 or 8 responses ever. Now lets think how dumb I really am..Thank You God Bless, Masturbation Save The World.. cheerio....

 

[tom pain]

Do you think I care what anybody thinks? I'll answer that..NO..

If you don't care what people think why post it on a message board? To get the message across? If you were within slapping range I'd give you a backhand (with a rubber glove on).

I bet you one thing that this thread received the quickest 7 or 8 responses ever. Now lets think how dumb I really am..

It's not a question of how dumb you are - more a matter of how sad, lonely, deprived and sick you are.

I have a suggestion: try replacing the term 'masterbator' with the more common alternative 'wanker' in the title thread. Both words have the same meaning, but now the thread title is much more appropriate.

 

[jMz]

I hope you all not jealous because I can actually get a girl,

If you can get a girl, why don't you? Instead of wanking all day?
And why on earth did you feel the need to share this info with everyone here?
P.s my vote for the worlds greatest wanker goes to you.

 

[Divino1]

To whom it may concern: I think eveyone here are just of bunch of sexually repressed football hooligans..Don't playa hate me. Hey Mr. Pain why all the hostility. I think you need to masturbate more than anyone.

 

[tom pain]

To whom it may concern: I think eveyone here are just of bunch of sexually repressed football hooligans..Don't playa hate me. Hey Mr. Pain why all the hostility. I think you need to masterbate more than anyone.

Why the hostility? Becuase I want you to know the information wasn't appreciated round here. And I hope I mis-read that last line. Sick freak.

 

[Divino1]

This is for Mr. Pain: Don't worry I still love you Tom. In a nonsexual manner of course. I straight like six o'clock. Don't worry I will not hold your sexual repressed thoughts against you. God Bless you all.

 

[-=[101st]=-]

if you're cute.. then thats okay...

 

[jMz]

To whom it may concern: I think eveyone here are just of bunch of sexually repressed football hooligans..Don't playa hate me. Hey Mr. Pain why all the hostility. I think you need to masterbate more than anyone.

Don't get me wrong, just about everyone masturbates, but thankfully they choose to keep it private.
If I wanted to talk about that topic I would go to a specialist forum.
I don't care how many times you can crack off in a day, if you want to talk about PES4, or movies or other games, you are in the right place, but if you want to compete with other wankers you should maybe find another, more suitable message board.

 

[Divino1]

Hey jmz lighten up, ok you 24 years old relax. Gee, everybody did i just commit pesinsight.com murder...lol

 

[jMz]

Jackin World
Here, I even did the search for you...

 

[tom pain]

This is for Mr. Pain: Don't worry I still love you Tom. In a nonsexual manener of course. I straight like six o'clock. Don't worry I will not hold your sexual repressed thoughts against you. God Bless you all.

Don't ever include the words 'Tom', 'I', 'love' and 'you' in the same sentence ever again.

And I can't wait til Gunplay reads this. He might have something to say on this.