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Travis Bickle said:I was twenty-five years old before I was kissed,
and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.
It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.
And that's why
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.
Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.
I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain.
I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train.
I've used a badger and a melon and a cat,
an inflatable Linda Lovelace, and a Davy Crockett hat.
And that's why
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.
Divino1 said:Pumpkins look like ass
Just doing my part to try and help him out.The-Clash said:Dude, your reading too much into this, you don't wanna end up like Divino1.
Wrong thread, poor example from a Mod. Tut Tuts.mutu said:You can beat an egg but..
ba boom tssk
Divino1 said:I prefer pumpkins instead of melons. Pumpkins look like ass..hmmm especially nice and warm pumpkins..lol
Indeed.tom pain said:And I can't wait til Gunplay reads this. He might have something to say on this.