Hello to you!!! My real name is sheephead. I,m 77 years young and ave a dog called Jimmy. He only has 2 legs the front to are wheels of a shopping trolley. I have 17 toes including two thumbs on the end of each foot. I have to carry round an oxygen tank as i only ave half a lung. I ave no ears, which is nice. I also have no arms instead i am one of only 12 people in the world to ave shoulders then two arms flapping of them, it's not so bad because my fingers are about 7 inches long so i can still type wiv my specially modified keyboard. I ave sixteen and a half nipples as my mum use to let medical experiments take place on me as a bambino. My eyes are also not what they used to be no, now they have mutated in 11 small yet fully functional sores that i can see out off. MY girlfriend is a whale, i don't mean she is fat she is an actual whale. I like to harass channel 4, play Pes and scare the liitle children in my street by running over their toys.