It's time to come out of the closet....

[no.provo.rule!]

:shocking:

There all gay folk at our school. And frank is a tank and would knock seven shades of shit out them at the same time.

 

[Hunter]

I can't believe I missed all of this.

 

[tomo1811]

Yes, it's true. I am 'gay' as some of you may call it, but I think homosexual is a politer term and if you must, refer to me as that. I wanted to confide in the forum, as it's a rather delicate subject to me, and as I have yet to tell my family or friends, I thought it best to begin here, behind closed doors so to speak, and with the knowledge most of you will be encouraging and will help me through this hard time.

So I ask for advice. I was hoping that anyone else who is/has been in my situation, could give me the strength to speak out openly to my nearest and dearest. Now you don't have to reply in this thread, in case you shy just as I have been, just a simple PM will do, and hopefully you could give me tips and/or accounts on how you have coped. I promise I will never openly share your comments as I am not that cold-hearted and do not deem it necessary nor acceptable.

I know this may seen very strange to yous, as I never speak in such a formal tone (except in English exams and the like) but as I've said, it is a delicate matter to me. I have previously openly joked about such a thing, and I am deeply sorry to those whom I may have offended. I would not like to discuss to how I 'came to terms with my sexuality' at this point in time, but would just like words of wisdom. Thanks for the support guys.

fair play mate

 

[Magpie4eva]

Wow. Kinda random but hey you admited it and I respect you for that. I wouldn't have been able to face people knowing they may have something against me for being gay(Which I;'m not).

So are you just attracted to men or are you a guy who acts like a girl like puts nail polish on and stuff?

 

[Sully]

It was all a hoax

 

[Hansel]

Wow. Kinda random but hey you admited it and I respect you for that. I wouldn't have been able to face people knowing they may have something against me for being gay(Which I;'m not).

So are you just attracted to men or are you a guy who acts like a girl like puts nail polish on and stuff?

He's not gay.

 

[Preki-USA]

dude haribo is gay

we fucked last night. He was a shitty lay tho.

 

[Barry]

LOL, this man is god.

LOL!1111twelv11half11!

 

[Magpie4eva]

Ahh I'm fooled. I though just after I posted "This is the bloody hoax". Well....What a night.

 

[Tallulah Belle]

There are a few things wrong with this post:

1) Don't assume you could beat the living shit out of someone who you only know over the net, and not even very well in this case. For all you know I'm a killing machine.

2) I don't try to belittle people; I just remark on situations like this where I'm clearly talking to an idiot. You're essentially belittling yourself, I'm just pointing it out.

3) You posted the above quoted rubbish several hours after the joke had been revealed and discussed at great length in various threads. Use your brain for once, it may feel strange at first but soon enough you may see some improvement in your understanding of things.

For someone who observes me so well you should realise that queer bashing is out of character, ergo something is up.

I did not realise that it was a joke until after I posted that. I have only seen a few of your posts and you seem like the kind of person who likes to try and make people stupid. I appologise for that post as I now realise it was a joke.

 

[Haribo]

U Haribo Are The Gayest Man On The Planet U Cock Lover Giv Us None Off Yer Pish U Gave Your Dogg A Wank Us Sicko I No This Because Ure Mum Told Me When My Big Cock Was Up Her Big Wide Hole

:laugh:

Too bad absolutely everything there is untrue, I don't even have a dog. :mellow:

 

[Sweey]

50!, Martin Cranie Nath, Sweey... If I ever saw you or knew who you were, I would beat the living shit out of you. 50 is nothing more than a little childish cunt who really needs a good kicking. I really am glad people can see how much of a cock you really are. Child.

Martin - For someone who seems to try and use reasoning and 'intellect' in their posts to try to belittle people, where was that in them? Fuck you, there will be a job a Tescos for life after you finish your pointless degree.

The less said about Nath the better.

Sweey - I really would have thought better of you. Maybe Stella has been right all along and you are a twat.

I really hope it was a joke, because that is just shameful if it wasn't.

Surely you won't care, but my estimation of you has disintegrated after reading your post. Martin covered most of it earlier so I won't relay all of it, but suffice to say that the fact it was a joke, pre-meditated and planned had come out hours before your post.

 

[martin_cranie]

I did not realise that it was a joke until after I posted that. I have only seen a few of your posts and you seem like the kind of person who likes to try and make people stupid. I appologise for that post as I now realise it was a joke.

If I enjoyed making people look stupid then I'd have about 10,000 posts by now, such are the opportunities around here at times.

I must come across as arrogant at times but it's rarely intentional. Whenever I get involved in arguments I usually have a good/interesting point to make. (< intentional arrogance) If that makes people look stupid then that's down to them, not me.

 

[Tallulah Belle]

Surely you won't care, but my estimation of you has disintegrated after reading your post. Martin covered most of it earlier so I won't relay all of it, but suffice to say that the fact it was a joke, pre-meditated and planned had come out hours before your post.

I didnt see the other thread until after I saw that. As I said to Martin, I appologise

 

[laughin man]

I think haribo is the guy on the left :happy:


i know its a hoax but he always seemed gay :huh:

 

[Haribo]

I think haribo is the guy on the left :happy:

i know its a hoax but he always seemed gay :huh:

Which is why it worked so well for me to do it :tongue:

 

[best_at_pes]

Dik Suckers Your Aw Gay Go Fuk Each Other U Sickos Hope Hitler Was In Power Then U Cunts Would Be In The Concentration Camps Along With Blaks Pakies N Muslims

Quoted in absolute agreement.

Oh wait, I'm black...

 

[tomo1811]

i feel fooled... yet in admiration of your genius hahaha

 

[pbchillin]

i feel fooled... yet in admiration of your genius hahaha

i agree, i think we are all in awe of haribo.

 

[Lugash]

This has been done on every forum. It's quite obvious, especially on a football based forum, as there aren't to many gays in football.

Although, Haribo was the guy with the sparkly Elvis avatar, wasn't he...