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Just feels so good..

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Stevie Baby

Village Idiot
No, this post isn't about my sudden arousement over PES5, just a game I played earlier.

My old pal bought his memory card over, he hasn't beaten my in PES before and he reckoned he had a trick up is sleeve.

His trick was this:

He had created a whole team of 16 players, EXACTLY the same. An army of blue haired freaks about 8 foot tall, maxed out stats and all stars included in their thingies. Bollocks I thought. I chose Chelsea and hope for a win.

He score one goal
He scored a second
Then a third
Gudjohnson scored
He socred a fouth.

Right, it's half time and I'm being anally penetrated 4-1 by this team of men built like houses. Even my FK's are useless against them. I opted for a 4-1-1-4 formation. Four frickin CFs in the box and only Makelele and Lampard in midfield.

I score my second via Mr Crespo almost straight after the break - yay.

It's the 80th minute and I'm 4-2 down.

Then it's 4-3 (Lampard)
Then 4-4 (Drogba)
Then 4-5 (Gudjohnson again)

YES!!

Damn that felt good.

Morale of the story - don't cheat, or Stevie will beat you in the last 10 minutes.

Christ what a game.:laugh:
 
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Stevie Baby

Village Idiot
S-D-P said:
theres nothing wrong with being aroused over pes.
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Bloody hell. I knew this would fucking happen.

Not even a "congrats Stevie, you fricken rock!" Or "Sweet dude I wish I could be like you."

Screw this I'm off. This thread is for penis talk now. Ignore my hard earned exploits.;)
 
S-D-P

S-D-P

Registered User
Stevie Baby said:
Bloody hell. I knew this would fucking happen.

Not even a "congrats Stevie, you fricken rock!" Or "Sweet dude I wish I could be like you."

Screw this I'm off. This thread is for penis talk now. Ignore my hard earned exploits.;)
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well done mate you did fantastically well and your achievment wll not be forgotten.
 
Zygalski

Zygalski

Administrator
You should play him next time with a team of max-stats midgets with orange beards. The midgets can run faster than the 2.05m tall dudes :)
 
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Stevie Baby

Village Idiot
Zygalski said:
You should play him next time with a team of max-stats midgets with orange beards. The midgets can run faster than the 2.05m tall dudes :)
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Now that's a plan and a half.

It was still quite some sight watching these blue haired clones built like tanks in the entrance sequence.

But orange bearded midgets would be far better.;)
 
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yardlopez

Registered User
congrats stevie great comeback,but if it was me with those maxed out stats i kick your ass.Thats how me and my buddies play all the time will all the teams maxed out and i must say it's a blast.
 
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t1000v2.0

Registered User
Stevie Baby said:
Bloody hell. I knew this would fucking happen.

Not even a "congrats Stevie, you fricken rock!" Or "Sweet dude I wish I could be like you."

Screw this I'm off. This thread is for penis talk now. Ignore my hard earned exploits.;)
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Ok stevie, we'll ignore your 'hard on' exploits. :laugh:
 
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