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Manchester United

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c ronaldo

Registered User
 

c ronaldo

Registered User
So then i will kick us off, what do you guys reckon to our CL draw?

I reckon we should beat porto and i remember when we played them a few years back in the QF (4-0) :D
 

Gary G

Registered User
Porto have got some good players (Deco, Derlei, Benny McCarthy), Man Utd should beat them but they shouldn't be underestimated.
 

c ronaldo

Registered User
gotta agree with you there they have some good individuals and should not be under estimated but utd should really beat them
 

Zygalski

Administrator
Last time Man United drew Porto in the same stage of the Champions League, was a few years back and people were getting worried about them.
United won the first leg 4-0 and David May scored - celebrating like a raving madman! And the second leg was 0-0.

I think all 3 English teams will make it to the next round.
 

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Danny Collins for Brazil
1. Roy is 78 yards away from the referee at Old Trafford and Gary is 65 yards away. If Roy can run at 21mph and Gary can run at 16mph, who will be sticking their vein-bulging forehead into the hapless whistler's face first, assuming Roy does not stop to stamp on an opponent on his way.

2. If one minute of time is taken up in a game for substitutions and one minute for injuries, how much injury time will be added on by the referee if Man Utd are losing at home?

3. Ryan is a Welshman. Express, as a percentage, the number of internationals he has missed on a Wednesday evening compared to the miraculous recoveries he made for the following Saturday.

4. Manchester United are one of the giants of world club football. How many more European Cup Finals have they appeared in than Steaua Bucharest?
(For one extra mark; How many more than Reims?)

4a. How many more times have Manchester United won the European Cup than Nottingham Forest?

5. Phil Neville has 30 international caps. If you take away the number of appearances when he was the only adult male in England who could just about kick the ball with his left foot, how many are left?

6. You are the referee at Old Trafford. How near to a visiting defender does a tumbling Ruud van Nistelrooy have to be to earn a penalty if he goes down in the box? (Note: Round your answers down to the nearest 20
yards.)

6a. Probability. Express the statistical probability of visitors to Old Trafford
being awarded a penalty.
Compare this with the probability of opponents of Manchester United being awarded a penalty home or away, and then discuss if a penalty awarded to Manchester United would be awarded to their opponents in identical circumstances.

7. Mark "The Red" lives in Guildford. How much does it cost for him and his two sons to travel to the Theatre of Silence every other weekend, including limited edition matchday programme, a few drinks and prawn sandwiches all round? How much could he save per week if he watched his local team instead?
(Note: Round your answers down to the nearest thousand pounds).

8. Alex had a hotel room booked in Glasgow for the Champions League Final. How much money did he lose when cancelling his reservation?

9. Ruud is 6ft tall and very strong and fast. How much pressure need be applied to make him tumble over in the opponents penalty area? (Note: Answers must be in lbs per square inch. However, answers such as, 'However much pressure is applied by Ferguson to referees' are accepted.)

10. Alex has won it 1 time, Bob has won it 3. Alex has one, Bob does not. What am talking about? Explain your answer (because nobody else can).

11. Juan is a very lazy boy and often goes missing.
Alex is very cross and wants to sells him. If Juan cost £28m to buy, how much do you think Alex sold him for? How many pennies did Alex lose?

12. What is the total number of chickens counted before they were hatched by Manchester United and their supporters who thought Real Madrid were a pushover.
 

Definitely Maybe

Danny Collins for Brazil
c ronaldo said:
yeah brilliant, now go cry about not coming back up at the end of this season

No, why would I?

I am not a glory supporter, I do not follow the team just because they are playing in the top league.

The daft thing about Man U is, the REAL Man U supporters are some of the best fans in the country. There away following backs this up. The glory hunters and prawn sandwich brigade really let the true Manure fans down.
 

c ronaldo

Registered User
yeah yeah yeah say what ya like ive argured this point so much over the years that i dont even bother arguing no more, i support united ive followed them all my life so why should i be bothered about what people say to me?

i was just having a sly dig at sunderland as you did at utd if ya cant take it dont give it, oh and its a thread to discuss utd not for people like you coming in and trying to wind people up
 

Definitely Maybe

Danny Collins for Brazil
c ronaldo said:
yeah yeah yeah say what ya like ive argured this point so much over the years that i dont even bother arguing no more, i support united ive followed them all my life so why should i be bothered about what people say to me?

i was just having a sly dig at sunderland as you did at utd if ya cant take it dont give it, oh and its a thread to discuss utd not for people like you coming in and trying to wind people up

How many games do you get to like?
 

Giggsy11

Registered User
Definitely Maybe said:
How many games do you get to like?

erm its kinda hard to get to utd games, u either haved to have a season ticket, which is hard enough or be lucky enough that they haven't already sold out on match day, thats why old trafford is always packed.
 

c ronaldo

Registered User
i try and go at least once a season, sorry if that not enough but i cant afford a season ticket and 30 odd quid a single ticket is a bit steep for me aswell but one thing i will say is ive nt missed a utd game on telly for the last 2 years, including europe and lg cup
 

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Danny Collins for Brazil
Im not saying its not good enough, its just (and this isnt directed at you), but you often get Man U fans coming on saying "we're the best team in the world ever, such and such is class, such and such is mint, etc", when really they've never seen Manure play before in there life.
 

c ronaldo

Registered User
i know what ya mean there tho mate, i watched the stuttgart game the other night in the pub and a mate joined me with his mate. So we were sat there watching it and i ask his mate what team he supports and he says he's a utd fan so i was like fair enough, 10 minutes passes and we are still watching the game and he turns round to me and says "how many a side is this?" :rolleyes: Thats gotta be the funniest question i have ever been asked by a fellow football fan :D
 

Darth Daft

Registered User
c ronaldo said:
i know what ya mean there tho mate, i watched the stuttgart game the other night in the pub and a mate joined me with his mate. So we were sat there watching it and i ask his mate what team he supports and he says he's a utd fan so i was like fair enough, 10 minutes passes and we are still watching the game and he turns round to me and says "how many a side is this?" :rolleyes: Thats gotta be the funniest question i have ever been asked by a fellow football fan :D

I know what you mean mate, im from dahn sarf so i quite often see this in the pubs. Best one was a bloke came up to me when we were playing leeds last season when Mikael scored and went "oh who was that who scored?" , "Silvestre" i replied "oh good im glad he scored, he's our new signing isnt he" , hes dead now..... :D

Nobody 'cept united fans quite understand exactly HOW hard it is to get tickets to OT. Assuming that we qualify for CL next season ;) i want to see my first Euro game at OT, no way will i get a ticket face value so i'll have to go to some reseller on the net and we are looking at £90 per ticket and thats before travel and beers. Thank god for pubs with dodgy foreign channels that always show Utd!
 
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