Travis Bickle
not to be taken seriously
If they make the game online, they should have online referees. then one guy would control the referee run about the pitch, get pushed over by dicanio, get in the way of the ball, and that player can make all the decisions and if they had online tournaments they could have a ranking system and some joe blog from leicester or somethin could be the online version of pierluigi collina. Also with online play you could use a microphone to swear and take the piss out of the other players and the referee and then you could get sent of for descent and this would make it the ultimate footie game. Also make the computer take a fast throw in/ free kick, when theres like 10 seconds left and the computers 1-0 down they have a throw in 10 yards from the by-line they piss around and wait for your team to get 11 men behind the ball before they take it.