PES Rage Thread: Rage till your heart's content...

[Hunter]

Credit goes to Ali_BWFC for the idea earlier today, but PES rage is something we've all experienced, and still experience at points thesedays I'm sure.

Feel free to share past experiences of PES rage, or even more recent experiences or feelings of wrong doing that the game has done to you.

The most recent rage I've felt was literally a few hours ago. Now it wasn't particularly rage, but disbelief and shock. I was playing my newly made Master League with FC United of Manchester (default original players though) and I was away to Nottingham Forest. Now after only 8 minutes into the match, they received a penalty, and at first I thought I was receiving the free kick for their striker diving as the referee blew and ran over into the box towards the incident (like they do when they're about to book a diver). A cutscene starts and the referee points to the spot. I couldn't believe it. When defending in the box, I hadn't actually pressed anything other than the analog stick to maneuver into position to take the ball away from the Notts Forest striker. The striker went to kick the ball but because I'd already dispossessed him, he kicked my leg and went to ground - penalty. I was in shock, I even saved the replay.

As I say, I wasn't in rage because I didn't know what had happened initially. They scored the penalty, and eventually won the match 1-0. Once the final whistle went, that's when I got annoyed because that horrendous referreeing decision cost me the match, or at least 1 point. I try to look at things positively though, and this just means it'll make promotion from Division 2 more difficult, which is better in my opinion as it increases longevity in the ML career. By struggling, you can really appreciate success more.

Anyway, the PES Rage Thread, so rage till your heart's content and vent.

 

[Ali]

Woo! Go Me! I'd like to thank my mum, the Lord God, Jesus... without you guys this wouldn't be possible :crymore:

Anywhooo. Refereeing is ALWAYS a cause for Rage. Especially when you make a perfectly fair challenge.
I've had quite a few Rage moments in BAL recently. Mainly because whenever my teammates enter the box, they shoot. So I would like to say **** you Victor Obinna (my Udinese teammate)! For never scoring when I pass to you, or for being a greedy bastard! You've caused me to slam my controller numerous times, so if I have to buy a new one, I'm gonna go all the way down to Upton park and bitch slap your real life counterpart!!
No more frustration from him though, I've moved to Bolton. Klasnic is my friend

EDIT: I had to change one word in there, the word "bastard" was originally f***er, but instead of writing "f***", I wrote "****". After reading it back, it did look like I pulled a Ron Atkinson and called Obinna that very naughty racist word. Good job I realised it!

 

[Hunter]

Don't be afraid to swear, it certainly looks cleaner than having asterisks. Obviously just don't swear excessively, that's all.

 

[Sminky]

Don't be afraid to swear, it certainly looks cleaner than having asterisks. Obviously just don't swear excessively, that's all.

Arse wipe of a cheating bitch LUCAS LEIVA!!!! On Top Player away to Liverpool on ML LUCAS FLIPPING LEIVA (I can't type or say his name without shouting it enraged - imagine that on SKY, Gerrard out to Babel back to .... Argh! LUCAS LEIVA!!) scored twice against me, the second had me smash up my controller in total fury.

The bastard LUCAS LEIVA managed to stick his leg through my players torso and steal the ball as his foot was about to connect with a clearance out of the penalty area. In normal time it looked odd but on the replay .... ARGH FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD!!

Total PES rage. Its still makes my blood boil now. I was nearly as angry as when Lampard's goal was disallowed at the World Cup. I screamed C**t so many times my other half closed the patio doors so as not to offend the neighbours!! Suffice to say, my partner wanted to know why I was shouting c**t again and making such a racket. Two words. LUCAS LEIVA!!!

 

[pard]

RAT SHIT BAT SHIT dirty old cunt sixty nine assholes tied in a knot hooray lizard piss FUCK FUCK FUCK goalkeepers

 

[skickahit10]

Arse wipe of a cheating bitch LUCAS LEIVA!!!! On Top Player away to Liverpool on ML LUCAS FLIPPING LEIVA (I can't type or say his name without shouting it enraged - imagine that on SKY, Gerrard out to Babel back to .... Argh! LUCAS LEIVA!!) scored twice against me, the second had me smash up my controller in total fury.

The bastard LUCAS LEIVA managed to stick his leg through my players torso and steal the ball as his foot was about to connect with a clearance out of the penalty area. In normal time it looked odd but on the replay .... ARGH FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD!!

Total PES rage. Its still makes my blood boil now. I was nearly as angry as when Lampard's goal was disallowed at the World Cup. I screamed C**t so many times my other half closed the patio doors so as not to offend the neighbours!! Suffice to say, my partner wanted to know why I was shouting c**t again and making such a racket. Two words. LUCAS LEIVA!!!

Ahaha, lovely mate!

As for myself I usually amass dark thoughts of what I would do if I had a chainsaw in my hand and Mr. Seabass strapped to a chair....as Marcellus Wallace put it - "get medieval on his ass" :huh:

 

[Kubi_KZ]

i just got cheated on 3 consecutive MLO matches. I was winning all three until the 88th minute at least.

I just played the best football ever for the past 40 minutes or so only to win nothing! Not one cent, nada. I could have won about a total of 500k but no, i get nothing.

i dont know who to blame, the crap online anti cheat measures by konami, or the cheaters.

One thing for sure, out of the two, I would want Konami to live...

edit: ok i was gonna finish my post there, but just to add, I sincerely wish that what happens to the poor guy in skickahit10's avatar happens to all online cheaters.

 

[Hunter]

RAT SHIT BAT SHIT dirty old cunt sixty nine assholes tied in a knot hooray lizard piss FUCK FUCK FUCK goalkeepers

I know I said swearing is acceptable, lets not go overboard now shall we?

Managed to win my third ML career match 1-0 at home which was a relief after drawing the first and losing the second under controversial circumstances. Back on track. I hope.

 

[0zz]

I know I said swearing is acceptable, lets not go overboard now shall we?

What if these "overboard" words are the best to describe goalkeeping in this edition of PES? I agree with PARD!

 

[Hunter]

What if these "overboard" words are the best to describe goalkeeping in this edition of PES? I agree with PARD!

I'd doubt anyone's judgement if they disagree on how poor the goalkeepers can be. Still, if you can't express it in an reasonable manner than you just look like a mental patient who's thrown a keyboard at a wall and the result is the above post by Pard.

 

[lyc10]

i hate it when people watch every fucking replay there is in the game, complete waste of my time. especially worse when i play some lower division people who fucking suck and scores a stupid goal on me and then he goes on to press the stupid "Goal!"button for 10 million times thinking that he just completely owned me or something.

 

[pard]

I'd doubt anyone's judgement if they disagree on how poor the goalkeepers can be. Still, if you can't express it in an reasonable manner than you just look like a mental patient who's thrown a keyboard at a wall as the result is the above post by Pard.

Try playing with 7 friends on a 6 hour tournament only to get your PIECE OF SHIT asshole of a goalkeeper to run past a ball that was HIS on the final game leaving the goal open.

We'll see if you'll think it's overboard.

 

[Ali]

I had a few flipping annoying games online, gosh darn it. Damn stupid sock heads picking Real Madrid. I still managed a win and a draw out of playing Madrid twice.
My main frustration came in the first game, which I dominated. He scored a very lucky goal, but I went 2-1 up. Not long after he gets a free kick about 30 yards out, which was never a free kick... which obviously means an instant goal. Fecking scripted bull poo costs me too many games. Flipping fiddlesticks!!!! :realmad:

 

[TheHig]

Woo! Go Me! I'd like to thank my mum, the Lord God, Jesus... without you guys this wouldn't be possible :crymore:

Anywhooo. Refereeing is ALWAYS a cause for Rage. Especially when you make a perfectly fair challenge.
I've had quite a few Rage moments in BAL recently. Mainly because whenever my teammates enter the box, they shoot. So I would like to say **** you Victor Obinna (my Udinese teammate)! For never scoring when I pass to you, or for being a greedy bastard! You've caused me to slam my controller numerous times, so if I have to buy a new one, I'm gonna go all the way down to Upton park and bitch slap your real life counterpart!!
No more frustration from him though, I've moved to Bolton. Klasnic is my friend

EDIT: I had to change one word in there, the word "bastard" was originally f***er, but instead of writing "f***", I wrote "****". After reading it back, it did look like I pulled a Ron Atkinson and called Obinna that very naughty racist word. Good job I realised it!

I always scream at the AI on my BAL game, normally Rodallega for being a greedy bastard.
Or Rodallega for scuffing chances when I play him in.
Or Rodallega for not reacting to the ball being near him when I pass, causing the game to register me giving the ball away and have negative effect on my rating

Fuck you Rodallega I hate him in real life now because of this game

 

[fick]

Flipping fiddlesticks!!!! :realmad:

That has to be about the most surreal post I've seen on here for some time :laugh:

 

[Hunter]

That has to be about the most surreal post I've seen on here for some time :laugh:

:laugh:

"Fiddlesticks". I've not heard that used in years. Brilliant.

One point that really gripes me about PES 2011 is the removal of being able to negotiate the camera angle in the replays. Why on earth do we have to adhere to a fairly strict camera angle, sure we can rotate around, but we have nowhere near the intuitive freedom we've had for about 5 years. It's just absolutely pointless.

Konami are masters at this, remove something that works well just so when it's reinstated a year or two later it looks as though they're progressing with their workload. "Pathetic" I think is the term.

 

[bestpesever]

fak fak fak diving headers
fak fak fak purple arrows
when im on rage this song always cool me down.good soundtrack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbCkoX5O7AQ

 

[Ultimate777]

The refs are pretty anoying blowing for fouls when you've blatantly won the ball clean with the x button while standing in front of the player and there has been no contact whatsoever with the man. To top it off it then leads to conceding a goal from the free kick.

I have to stop playing to cool down before it reaches rage mode. At 24 I'm too old to be breaking joysticks and screaming at the tv

Oh and people replying their celebrations and using all the clock counting down time just to configure their formations before a tournament match.

 

[Ali]

The refs are pretty anoying blowing for fouls when you've blatantly won the ball clean with the x button while standing in front of the player and there has been no contact whatsoever with the man. To top it off it then leads to conceding a goal from the free kick.

I have to stop playing to cool down before it reaches rage mode. At 24 I'm too old to be breaking joysticks and screaming at the tv

Oh and people replying their celebrations and using all the clock counting down time just to configure their formations before a tournament match.

You're never too old to break controllers

I have a theory that Konami have a partnership with the people that make the ps3/xbox controllers.
They create the most frustrating games in history in the hope that people will break their controllers, thus having to buy a new one.

I had another quite frustrating game in ML yesterday, one of those games where you hit the bar lots of times and the keeper just saves everything. Fortunately it did give me a penalty which I scored from, then went on to win the match, saving the life of my controller. I use the term "give" because it was never a penalty in a million years.

I hate it when the ref blows up (not literally of course) when you do one of those "hook" slide challenges from the side, when you blatantly get the ball. I did it online yesterday and conceded a penalty from it. Luckily he did the rather obvious thing of hitting it low and down the middle.

"Fiddlesticks". I've not heard that used in years. Brilliant.

Does it look better now that I've stopped censoring my curse words?

 

[Sminky]

I'm 33 and I still break controllers from PES rage. I'm not proud, I'm just saying. I'm one spanner short of a good repair but its only bloody PES that does this to me. Yet I still buy the game every year.

PESRage is usually preceded by "No, no, no, you didn't just do that! You cheating Fucking C*NT!" <controller thrown at wall> "F**k you!" <controller thrown at another one> "F**k you LUCAS LEIVA!" <controller broken> ... <and calm>