Pong

[The Messiah]

So I played Pong for the first time & I think Pong sucks ass.

• PS3 version = Framerate issues.
• The graphics = Horrible
• The horrible multiplayer system with the unbalanced ranking system = It sucks shit
• Sound = Not even 5.1 Dolby Digital
• Online experience = Laggy

It is the worst adventure game EVER. Over-marketed & hyped-up! CoD4 blows it out of the water by far. Pong does not have airstrikes, Pongs multiplayer is non-existent. If I wanted to have fun, I'd go on a forum & talk about how much pong sucks. Pong is not gonna make me respected in the gaming community, it's not gonna help me win £££££. Pong sucks ass.

Don't get me started on GoldenEye....

 

[Dragonfly]

I guess you're not talking about this. :unsure:

 

[The Messiah]

I guess you're not talking about this. :unsure:

Yes, do you have it also? I heard the 360 version is better.

You can edit the colour & length of the characters.

 

[martin_cranie]

The plot was a little thin and I just couldn't associate with the characters.

 

[greenegg]

The plot was a little thin and I just couldn't associate with the characters.

You're joking right? I instantly was able to form a bond with the left stick and I'm sure many others can relate to his heart warming tale. The right stick was just a bit too over the top for me, sure he isn't as good as left but by God he tries. Some people.

 

[The Messiah]

IMO if they spent less time on the graphics & more on the background story/gameplay then we wouldn't have been so disappointed..

 

[martin_cranie]

You're joking right? I instantly was able to form a bond with the left stick and I'm sure many others can relate to his heart warming tale. The right stick was just a bit too over the top for me, sure he isn't as good as left but by God he tries. Some people.

Oh please. The left guy tries to draw sympathy with the whole 'Help me, I'm stuck in a vicious cycle' angle yet he always chases the dot, always tries to get there, never taking time out to indulge other interests. He knows full well that he loves what he does and I don't appreciate the irony of him trying to garner sympathy.

The right guy is just as bad. He's the most formulaic bad guy you can imagine, attacking you in the same way over and over again. Where's the guile, the twist, the imagination?!

This is the worst £39.99 I've ever spent.

 

[g33k]

This pong owns

http://www.liquid.se/pong/pong.html

 

[greenegg]

Oh please. The left guy tries to draw sympathy with the whole 'Help me, I'm stuck in a vicious cycle' angle yet he always chases the dot, always tries to get there, never taking time out to indulge other interests. He knows full well that he loves what he does and I don't appreciate the irony of him trying to garner sympathy.

The right guy is just as bad. He's the most formulaic bad guy you can imagine, attacking you in the same way over and over again. Where's the guile, the twist, the imagination?!

This is the worst £39.99 I've ever spent.

I feel you're being a touch harsh here. OK so perhaps these guys can't compete with the forerunners of top Entertainment such as the ever remarkable PacMan (who I feel is at the top of the tree) but I feel as if there aren't too many other big stars to touch their depth. As for the pair branching out perhaps they will but the script for this escapade was linear and I feel with what they were given to work with they performed above and beyond the call of duty. Just imagine how they would have worked given a whole maze of food to contend with. I predict a big future for these just mark my words, PacMans days are numbered.

 

[martin_cranie]

I feel you're being a touch harsh here. OK so perhaps these guys can't compete with the forerunners of top Entertainment such as the ever remarkable PacMan (who I feel is at the top of the tree) but I feel as if there aren't too many other big stars to touch their depth. As for the pair branching out perhaps they will but the script for this escapade was linear and I feel with what they were given to work with they performed above and beyond the call of duty. Just imagine how they would have worked given a whole maze of food to contend with. I predict a big future for these just mark my words, PacMans days are numbered.

This whole thing reminds me of the controversy surrounding George Lazenby as James Bond: was he just crap or was he held back by a poor script/story? All I know for sure is that you're a Lazenby lover and that doesn't sit right with me. Timothy Dalton/PacMan ftw.

 

[Bravoboy]

It was an absolutely phenomenal gaming experience from start to finish.

 

[Badgerman]

The first version was so much better.

Might as well take this one back as the developers don't listen to their customers.

Will anyone like to sign my online petition picking up minute foibles about the game?