Iago. A Jafar look-a-like, with the smoothness to fit. He has a neatly trimmed goatee.
Othello. Sol Campbells head on an even beefier frame, with piercing blue eyes and mysterious jewellery. Spearheads the attack. Aggression 99.
Hamlet. As Kenneth Brannagh plays him in the adaptation, with a grey triangular beard and Scandinavian ice-blonde hair.
Shylock. A sneaky, dirty jew who enjoys pacing up the flanks. With long hair + male pattern baldness (to replicate a yamulkah).
Romeo. Poncy right winger, with similar attirbutes to C. Ronaldo, but with flowing blonde locks.
Macbeth. A tenacious defensive midfielder with a big black scottish beard, greasy, curly, black hair and a feisty temperament.
Caliban. A bumbling oafish freak with Samuel Eto'os face with that amazing bald head except for one portruding plait, sticking up in mid-air.
Puck. With a Frenchman's moustache and a rather aristocratic face, he enjoys zipping around the pitch with tremendous zest and enthusiasm.
Julius Caesar. Dominant central midfielder with a Roman nose and greying curly hair.
Oberon. Lunatic goalkeeper standing at 148 cm tall.
King Lear. The old man of the team. Steady central defender with a King's mane of grey hair and a fittingly noble face.
Othello. Sol Campbells head on an even beefier frame, with piercing blue eyes and mysterious jewellery. Spearheads the attack. Aggression 99.
Hamlet. As Kenneth Brannagh plays him in the adaptation, with a grey triangular beard and Scandinavian ice-blonde hair.
Shylock. A sneaky, dirty jew who enjoys pacing up the flanks. With long hair + male pattern baldness (to replicate a yamulkah).
Romeo. Poncy right winger, with similar attirbutes to C. Ronaldo, but with flowing blonde locks.
Macbeth. A tenacious defensive midfielder with a big black scottish beard, greasy, curly, black hair and a feisty temperament.
Caliban. A bumbling oafish freak with Samuel Eto'os face with that amazing bald head except for one portruding plait, sticking up in mid-air.
Puck. With a Frenchman's moustache and a rather aristocratic face, he enjoys zipping around the pitch with tremendous zest and enthusiasm.
Julius Caesar. Dominant central midfielder with a Roman nose and greying curly hair.
Oberon. Lunatic goalkeeper standing at 148 cm tall.
King Lear. The old man of the team. Steady central defender with a King's mane of grey hair and a fittingly noble face.
