Smackdown v Raw 2006 Sim League!!

[Haribo]

Maybe The Union should be re-named the 'WWE Roster'?

 

[Bish]

Masters: Eddie, i knew it would be a waste of time teaming with you. We could of been tag champions if you weren't such a loser. So thats why i'm challenging you to a table match on Raw. And after that, i think its time The Masterpiece challenged for the top prize in this business, so either of you current champions think you can beat me, just try and prove it...

 

[executioner]

Executioner, please don't make decsions, the decsions are made between Pauly and I, we only ask for help when we ask

Did i make any decisions? hell no! Pauly said that the triple threat TLC wasnt possible, when you and me both know it is. i just said HOW to book the match. i didnt change the match, i didnt play the match, i didnt take people in or out of the match so why are you flipping out? heck even reyes9 suggested a change to the match but you didnt say anything to him!

 

[nikos24]

So HBK is the new WWE champion and Lashley/Hassan are the new WWE Tag Team champions :shocking:

1 week til Lesnar arrives :w00t

King: Whoa! Here comes the new WWE Tag Team Champions JR!
JR: King, as much as I don't like the combo here, I was amazed that they won it a Judgment Day.

Lashley: Now, isn't that cool? Haha. We've done it Hassan my man, we are now the NEW WWE tag team champions of the world! I did say that if we win this game, we'd be having a new stable formed and let me introduce to you now, the Ministry! Undertaker, please, join us me, Hassan and Daivari and be our great master. The Ministry needs someone like you! Let's bring back the darkness! And in time we can face the Union and DX. By the way, if anyone wants to challenge once again for the gold, come forward and show yourselves! Hahahahaha!

 

[executioner]

hey nikos check your myspace

King: Whoa! Here comes the new WWE Tag Team Champions JR!
JR: King, as much as I don't like the combo here, I was amazed that they won it a Judgment Day.

Lashley: Now, isn't that cool? Haha. We've done it Hassan my man, we are now the NEW WWE tag team champions of the world! I did say that if we win this game, we'd be having a new stable formed and let me introduce to you now, the Ministry! Undertaker, please, join us me, Hassan and Daivari and be our great master. The Ministry needs someone like you! Let's bring back the darkness! And in time we can face the Union and DX. By the way, if anyone wants to challenge once again for the gold, come forward and show yourselves! Hahahahaha!

*the fire and brimstone errupts as an irate kane and big show make their way down to the ring*

*kane stares down lashley as big show just stands at the side looking...well....fat

Kane: Ya know what lashley, the voices just keep talking to me, they just wont SHUT UPPPPP!!!!!
now i know that i cant silence those voices by beating the crap out of you here tonight, no that wont silence them...but it sure as hell will keep em quiet!

Kane continues: there!!! QUIET!! quiet....but not silent! Get your tag team partner and meet us in the ring on raw this week! you got any objections to that?

*kane holds the microphone down to lashleys face but he is too knocked out from the chokeslam*

Kane: gooood! hahaha...

* Kane and the Big Show make their way out*

 

[Estill]

King: Whoa! Here comes the new WWE Tag Team Champions JR!
JR: King, as much as I don't like the combo here, I was amazed that they won it a Judgment Day.

Lashley: Now, isn't that cool? Haha. We've done it Hassan my man, we are now the NEW WWE tag team champions of the world! I did say that if we win this game, we'd be having a new stable formed and let me introduce to you now, the Ministry! Undertaker, please, join us me, Hassan and Daivari and be our great master. The Ministry needs someone like you! Let's bring back the darkness! And in time we can face the Union and DX. By the way, if anyone wants to challenge once again for the gold, come forward and show yourselves! Hahahahaha!

*Chris Jericho appears on the titantron*

Chris Jericho: Listen, junior, I know I've got tendencies to "run my mouth like I'm from the dirty south", but I've kept it pretty schtum in the last few weeks, but since losing at Judgement Day and being forced to join The Union, I'm back to my old ways and actually starting to see the power of the force I have just joined. So here's what I say, go get the Under-faker, turn the whole arena dark, scare a few kids in middle America and have a hell of a lot of fun with fake blood, I don't care. Just show you've got the grapefruits by putting those shiny Tag Team titles on the line against The Union, and it'll be me and Shawn Michaels representing the most dominant force ever, eeeeeevvvvveerrr seen in the WWE.

So let me know your answer...

Bobby Lashley & Hassan vs. Chris Jericho and Shawn Michaels for the WWE Tag Team titles at the next available event, what d'ya reckon, sport?

 

[Diao]

Ok this DX, Union thing is getting out of control, so by SmackDown next week DX and The Union are to be cut down to 4 members, failure to do so will result in me decideing who leaves DX and The Union.

 

[Sagdiyev]

Stone Cold enters the stage*

"Stone Cold has heard about DX and Union has to be cut down, well. Stone Cold is going to be quiting DX. Don't get upset X-Pac."

Stone Cold leaves the ring*

 

[Diao]

That's nice, I've changed my mind, DX and Union are going to be a tag team instead of a Stable

 

[executioner]

*Chris Jericho appears on the titantron*

Chris Jericho: Listen, junior, I know I've got tendencies to "run my mouth like I'm from the dirty south", but I've kept it pretty schtum in the last few weeks, but since losing at Judgement Day and being forced to join The Union, I'm back to my old ways and actually starting to see the power of the force I have just joined. So here's what I say, go get the Under-faker, turn the whole arena dark, scare a few kids in middle America and have a hell of a lot of fun with fake blood, I don't care. Just show you've got the grapefruits by putting those shiny Tag Team titles on the line against The Union, and it'll be me and Shawn Michaels representing the most dominant force ever, eeeeeevvvvveerrr seen in the WWE.

So let me know your answer...

Bobby Lashley & Hassan vs. Chris Jericho and Shawn Michaels for the WWE Tag Team titles at the next available event, what d'ya reckon, sport?

Lashley already got his head kicked in by big show and kane (see pic )

 

[Estill]

Lashley already got his head kicked in by big show and kane (see pic )

Haha seems I was a tad slow on that one :happy:

Y2J: Ok, so now after hearing about Lashley's incident with "Lame and the Big Slow", I'm speaking to the main man to make a triple-threat tag team match for the WWE Tag Team titles (if that's possible, I think it is :erm: ), at the next possible event...

 

[executioner]

Whats the current RAW card?

 

[Estill]

Whats the current RAW card?

Raw

Handicap Match
E & C V Flair

Open Challenge TLC Match
Jeff Hardy V ???

WWE Title
Shawn Michaels (C) V Rock

 

[-Jamster-]

Open Challenge TLC Match
Jeff Hardy V Eddie Guerrero.

:happy:

Are The Union and DX only going to be a tag team? :erm:

 

[executioner]

Open Challenge TLC Match
Jeff Hardy V Eddie Guerrero.

:happy:

Are The Union and DX only going to be a tag team? :erm:

according to rafa, unless you renegotiate.

 

[Diao]

Yes, it's getting out of control dude, the Union almost has the whole roster, so DX and Union are a tag team, because on the other sim leagues I haven't seen any stables, so tag teams.

We need more matches guys

Raw

Handicap Match
E & C V Flair

Open Challenge TLC Match
Jeff Hardy V Eddie Guerrero

WWE Title Number 1 Contenders Match
Kurt Angle V Rock

 

[Sully]

*Music hits then hogan does he trademark taunts on his way to the ring*
Hogan: If anybody wants a shot at me for my title at the next PPV I'd be more then happy to oblige but there is one stipulation the have to beat me in a non title hell in a cell next week on RAW!! *drops the mic and walks out of the ring*

well?

 

[executioner]

We need more matches guys

well how about this, HBK and Y2J (Estill) wants to challenge lashley and hassan (nikos24) for the World Tag Team Titles, even though i cut my promo first they can challenge for that match, and me (kane) and the big show (cali clown) can challenge the (now-minized) Union for the other tag team titles (the smackdown ones)
just put two other members of the old union up against flair.

that way we'll be up to 5 matches instead of 3. i cant believe how quiet this thread has got all of a sudden.

 

[-Jamster-]

E&C are World tag champs and Hassan and Lashely are normal tag champs.

Just wanted to clear that up. :happy:

P.S: Triple H will challenge anyone to a hardcore match

 

[Bish]

Masters: I'll accept ur challenge Triple H, its time The Masterpiece showed why he has that name.....