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So, who is in the 'C*ntsboro Creek Gang/Arse Banditos/Faggot Brigade/Other' then?

Assuming capability, what should be the name of our posse?


  • Total voters
    14
  • Poll closed .

Miggy

Mr Lover Man
I want this game now! :angry:

If we can get the whole group to where headsets this could be mega, i can also record gameplay on my PS3 now so can post videos our debauchery.

How did you manage that?

I'll be using my mic.
 

Dale C.

Registered User
http://reddead.wikia.com/wiki/Posse:The_Cuntsboro_Creek_Gang#About_the_posse

If you can, add your names and brief back-stories in the last section. A final paragraph up to 1911 is needed still.

Says that I can't edit it and i'm assuming this goes for everyone else aswell.

I'll just give you my back story now, and you can edit it in.

"Dale 'Gambler' Chapman. White American, P.O.B - Dodge county, Wisconsin.
His 15th birthday was a key time for him. After recieving a brief rogering by his bastard father, he was given $5, an old pistol and was let loose among the townships of Dodge, Wisconsin as a free man. Various saloons at the time were reported to have been cleaned out by a baby faced kid, known only to them by the nickname 'Gambler'.
As his name dictates, he was known by his prowess at a game of cards, which of course led him to numerous saloons in which he made his living and his reputation.
5 years later, and Gambler is one of the most feared drunks in all of wisconsin, mainly through his ability to fleece anyone of a few dollars, which was something to get by on (This also paid for the wenches and the occasional rent boy).
It was also around this time that he had recieved word of a new gang searching for fresh blood. Word had got to Gambler that they were looking for men with no morals or no sense of remorse; something that Gambler thought he excelled in to no end. So it was his decision to ride out to meet these so called 'Cuntsboro Creek Gang' and see where this chapter in his life would take him..."

Let me know if you want it any shorter or anything :lol:
 

BarnDoor

Witchfinder General
Actually I don't need backstories anymore, I think we have enough. But I appreciate the time you wasted on that delightful piece. I've added Dave and Pategato.
 

Dale C.

Registered User
:lol: Its no worries, i'm bored shitless here. I could have wrote triple that and it would have been entertainment for me :laugh:

But anyway, you can change my name to Dale 'Gambler' Chapman.
 

chelsea11

Registered User
Although I won't be playing this game until early September due to being away for the summer, I might as well add myself now.

I'll have to get back to ya with something good to add after the name bit though..

D 'Four-Kicks' Weafs, I'm Irish so something about drink will be there I presume.. i'm quiet when sober, and pretty loud and generally annoying when drunk and a very messy drunk.. you can come with something from that go ahead, I'll give it more thought over the next day or two myself.
 

BarnDoor

Witchfinder General
You were Timmy 'The Mick' O'Rourke, but I can change it. I'm being a fag and taking this seriously, so I wasn't sure how to fit 'Four Kicks' into the setting. I toyed with 'For Kicks' but something didn't quite ring true.

Dale - Dale 'The Gambler' Chapman sounds pretty shit.
 

chelsea11

Registered User
Timmy 'The Mick' O'Rourke is fine with me, cheers. I was racking my head there trying to think of something with FourKicks as well, not much going on with it alright.

EDIT: I've been looking at the lyrics now with a blank stare, there must be something there to use..

You with your switchblade posse,
I'll get my guns from the south,
We'll take to the yard like a cock fight
Four kicks who's strutting now?

Although, I am fine with what's already there tbh.
 

BarnDoor

Witchfinder General
Fuck knows. If not this is all irrelevant anyway.

How about Dale 'The Cunt' Chapman? We could play on the gambling thing. 'Lucky' Dale Chapman? Dale 'One-Hand' Chapman? Dale 'Dollars' Chapman? 'Dale 'Craps' Chapman?

Original I went with that because A) I wanted to get the O in and B) I found Claiborne on a list of famous outlaws and went with it.
 

Original?

istrator
Original I went with that because A) I wanted to get the O in and B) I found Claiborne on a list of famous outlaws and went with it.

Don't get me wrong, I'm happy with it* just wanted to make sure it was me and not some other bastardo. I enjoyed the back story as well.

*As long as he wasn't a faggy outlaw! ;)
 

Gato

Cat O' War!!
Brilliant stuff Barn, thanks for my "biography" LOL.
Regarding the usernames appearing in the game, you can pick predetermined game characters, who come with their own name.
Online, players are marked with both the character's name and the PSN username, in a little pop up above the head.
Think names can't be edited.
 

BarnDoor

Witchfinder General
Well that's that fucked. I'll leave it up anyway.

Original I got rid of the O, I think it works better without it. As for faggy cowboys, I'm waiting for a response from Berry when he sees his.
 

Original?

istrator
Well that's that fucked. I'll leave it up anyway.

Original I got rid of the O, I think it works better without it. As for faggy cowboys, I'm waiting for a response from Berry when he sees his.

Yeah, Scott Claiborne sounds much better, though I'm not certain on this running away from the O.K. Coral Gunfight I'm reading about...

I'm sure Bez will adore it.
 
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