South Park: The Stick of Truth
- Thread starter Ziss
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Jonno394
XLV
Yeah I made a thread for it back in 2011 when it was announced, I can't believe it's been 2 years already and the game isn't here, and the fact that I was looking forward to receiving this shit game as my xmas present but within the last week it has been delayed until next year!
Game looks amazing though. "They took Princess Kenny upstairs, i'm sure they're going to rape her" :lmao:
Game looks amazing though. "They took Princess Kenny upstairs, i'm sure they're going to rape her" :lmao:
Ziss
The Three Amigos
I almost pissed myself at that line. Cartman putting ketchup in his mouth was brilliant, too, as was Jimmy's song.
Jonno394
XLV
When I heard they were going to the Bard I was thinking "Please let it be Jimmy, please let it be Jimmy". All the little things you mentioned had me laughing too, It just looks hillarious.
I think they've managed to capture what makes South Park funny and it looks to play like the Paper Mario series of RPGs which are easy to play and fun to fight in so I think the game will be great.
I think they've managed to capture what makes South Park funny and it looks to play like the Paper Mario series of RPGs which are easy to play and fun to fight in so I think the game will be great.
Ziss
The Three Amigos
I'm still on Day 1. Been doing all the side quests, too. Going in people's houses/garages, looking for Chinpokomons etc. Just broke Craig out of detention.
Ziss
The Three Amigos
Have you managed to get one under the bench outside Tweek's Coffeeshop?
Makavelian
Registered User
Started playing this last week but gave up because I can't stand turn based combat. Might give it another crack some time.
Jonno394
XLV
Not yet, bu I think there must be some sort of power up coming that allows you to get it.
Ziss
The Three Amigos
I'd never played a turn based game before, but am so far enjoying it.
Am hoping, as annoys me every time I walk past it. Saw loads of rucksacks laying about and wasn't until last night I realised you could smash the sticks with your sword :|
I take it there's no way to get past the rats that block paths?
Jonno394
XLV
Farting on them (ie the super fart out of combat), but i dont' think it works until day 2 (try it just incase)
Ziss
The Three Amigos
Ahhh, only just unlocked that prior to getting to Craig. Will give it a go tonight.
Makavelian
Registered User
I've given up on this it's shit and repetitive. Some humorous moments in it though as expected.
Jonno394
XLV
Words cannot describe what happens on day 3 with abortion related plot lines :lmao: i've put it behind spoilers for those who might want to know but will never play the game
I was in tears playing through this scene. GOAT game.
To get the girls to join your group you have to find out which one of their friends has been spreading lies by going to the abortion clinic. Dressed as a girl you go in to get an abortion ("aren't you a little young to be getting an abortion? No worries, we've got a booster seat")and after breaking the machine with your amazing anus and happening upon Randy the place gets stormed by the army. They think the place is being overrun by Nazi zombies.
You dress up as a doctor and randy as a patient looking for an abortion, and to prove you're not zombies you perform an abortion on Randy! (Hey watch my balls") Things pick up even further when afterwards, the place is attacked by nazi zombie foetuses who massacre the soldiers and you have to fight your way through. Lines such as "the foetuses are eating my brains" and other such had me dying through out.
Just when you think you've made it to the exit, a giant baby foetus bursts through the ceiling and you have to destroy it.
Here's a screenshot of the aftermath
http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/469804532010481626/4B03B1CBC78ABC7127A9353F27BAEACE042CB8F6/
You dress up as a doctor and randy as a patient looking for an abortion, and to prove you're not zombies you perform an abortion on Randy! (Hey watch my balls") Things pick up even further when afterwards, the place is attacked by nazi zombie foetuses who massacre the soldiers and you have to fight your way through. Lines such as "the foetuses are eating my brains" and other such had me dying through out.
Just when you think you've made it to the exit, a giant baby foetus bursts through the ceiling and you have to destroy it.
Here's a screenshot of the aftermath
http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/469804532010481626/4B03B1CBC78ABC7127A9353F27BAEACE042CB8F6/
I was in tears playing through this scene. GOAT game.